::Harry, Ron, and Hermione are walking out of class and they mistakenly
bump into Malfoy. He had been counting all of this sickles, knuts, and
galleons, but thanks to the trio he had dropped them all.::
Malfoy: Watch where you three are going!
::He sighs and turns to Crabbe and Goyle::
Malfoy: I hate it when this happens. This is one of the reasons why I hate being rich sometimes.
::He thinks about this for a second and then bursts into laughter with Crabbe and Goyle::
Malfoy: Ha ha! Hate being rich! Ha! That's priceless.
::He turns to see Harry, Ron, and Hermione staring at him.::
Malfoy: Of course, you wouldn't know, Weasley, would you?
::Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle all laugh at his new joke as they walk away. Uh- oh, Ron's mad.::
Ron: How dare he! I'll kill him!
::He begins to run after him, but Harry and Hermione hold him back. Somewhere in the distance, low music can be heard.::
Ron: Never see it on TV, and never read it in a magazine. But I can tell you, Malfoy wants sympathy. All he does is piss and moan, inside our potions class, talkin' about how hard life can be. I'd like to see him spend a week, living out in the burrow. I don't think he would survive. If he could spend a day or two, with my mum screaming in his ear, I think he'd stumble and he'd fall. He would fall.
::Harry and Hermione join in::
Ron, Harry, Hermione: Fall.fall.fall.
::They all being walking toward Malfoy who is walking to the Slytherin Common room. He hears music behind him and he stops talking with Crabbe and Goyle and turn around to see Ron, Harry, and Hermione behind him, singing.::
Ron: Lifestyles of the rich and the famous.
::in background::
Harry, Hermione: Wizards.
Malfoy: What's going on?
Ron: They're always complainin'.
Harry, Hermione: Always complainin'.
Ron: If money is such a problem.
::in background::
Harry, Hermione: such a problem.
Ron: Well they got mansions.
::in background::
Harry, Hermione: got mansions.
Ron, Harry, Hermione: Think we should rob them.
Malfoy: What is wrong with you people?
Ron: Well did you know that when you're a Malfoy you could kill somebody, and there's no such thing as Azkakban, as long as you got the dementors on your side. And did you know if you were caught cheating on a test, Hogwarts wouldn't even wanna take you back, you could always just try for the Chudley Cannons. I'd like to see him spend a week, living out in the burrow. I don't think he would survive. If he could spend a day or two, with my mum screaming in his ear, I think he'd stumble and he'd fall. He would fall.Lifestyles of the rich and the famous.
::in background::
Harry, Hermione: Wizards.
Ron: They're always complainin'.
Harry, Hermione: Always complainin'.
Malfoy: You're scaring me.
Ron: If money is such a problem.
::in background::
Harry, Hermione: such a problem.
Ron: Well they got mansions.
::in background::
Harry, Hermione: got mansions.
Malfoy: Why are you doing this? Making me feel all scared and.scared.
Ron, Harry, Hermione: Think we should rob them.Lifestyles of the rich and famous, we'll take your uniform, galleons, Angela Ford's just stop complainin'! Lifestyles of the rich.
Malfoy: STOP IT!!
Ron, Harry, Hermione: .and famous, lifestyles of the rich and famous, lifestyles of the rich and famous.
Malfoy: Why did you do that!
::Everyone who was in the hall way is now staring at Malfoy. Malfoy becomes very embarrasses and runs away screaming in terror as Ron, Harry, and Hermione start laughing at him.::
Malfoy: Watch where you three are going!
::He sighs and turns to Crabbe and Goyle::
Malfoy: I hate it when this happens. This is one of the reasons why I hate being rich sometimes.
::He thinks about this for a second and then bursts into laughter with Crabbe and Goyle::
Malfoy: Ha ha! Hate being rich! Ha! That's priceless.
::He turns to see Harry, Ron, and Hermione staring at him.::
Malfoy: Of course, you wouldn't know, Weasley, would you?
::Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle all laugh at his new joke as they walk away. Uh- oh, Ron's mad.::
Ron: How dare he! I'll kill him!
::He begins to run after him, but Harry and Hermione hold him back. Somewhere in the distance, low music can be heard.::
Ron: Never see it on TV, and never read it in a magazine. But I can tell you, Malfoy wants sympathy. All he does is piss and moan, inside our potions class, talkin' about how hard life can be. I'd like to see him spend a week, living out in the burrow. I don't think he would survive. If he could spend a day or two, with my mum screaming in his ear, I think he'd stumble and he'd fall. He would fall.
::Harry and Hermione join in::
Ron, Harry, Hermione: Fall.fall.fall.
::They all being walking toward Malfoy who is walking to the Slytherin Common room. He hears music behind him and he stops talking with Crabbe and Goyle and turn around to see Ron, Harry, and Hermione behind him, singing.::
Ron: Lifestyles of the rich and the famous.
::in background::
Harry, Hermione: Wizards.
Malfoy: What's going on?
Ron: They're always complainin'.
Harry, Hermione: Always complainin'.
Ron: If money is such a problem.
::in background::
Harry, Hermione: such a problem.
Ron: Well they got mansions.
::in background::
Harry, Hermione: got mansions.
Ron, Harry, Hermione: Think we should rob them.
Malfoy: What is wrong with you people?
Ron: Well did you know that when you're a Malfoy you could kill somebody, and there's no such thing as Azkakban, as long as you got the dementors on your side. And did you know if you were caught cheating on a test, Hogwarts wouldn't even wanna take you back, you could always just try for the Chudley Cannons. I'd like to see him spend a week, living out in the burrow. I don't think he would survive. If he could spend a day or two, with my mum screaming in his ear, I think he'd stumble and he'd fall. He would fall.Lifestyles of the rich and the famous.
::in background::
Harry, Hermione: Wizards.
Ron: They're always complainin'.
Harry, Hermione: Always complainin'.
Malfoy: You're scaring me.
Ron: If money is such a problem.
::in background::
Harry, Hermione: such a problem.
Ron: Well they got mansions.
::in background::
Harry, Hermione: got mansions.
Malfoy: Why are you doing this? Making me feel all scared and.scared.
Ron, Harry, Hermione: Think we should rob them.Lifestyles of the rich and famous, we'll take your uniform, galleons, Angela Ford's just stop complainin'! Lifestyles of the rich.
Malfoy: STOP IT!!
Ron, Harry, Hermione: .and famous, lifestyles of the rich and famous, lifestyles of the rich and famous.
Malfoy: Why did you do that!
::Everyone who was in the hall way is now staring at Malfoy. Malfoy becomes very embarrasses and runs away screaming in terror as Ron, Harry, and Hermione start laughing at him.::