::Hermione is walking down the hall way with Ron and Harry. Hermione bumps
into Draco, 'causing him to drop everything he's carrying.::
Draco: Watch where you're going.
::He thinks it was Ron and Harry and he sends Crabbe and Goyle after both of them. Hermione springs into action and beats the crap out of Crabbe and Goyle with her superhero action capabilities.::
Ron: Where did you learn to fight like that?
::Somewhere off in the distance, we begin to hear music.::
Hermione: Oooooh...oh...I'm your basic wizard girl, and I'm here to save the world, you can't stop me 'cause I'm Her-mi-o-ne.
::In ever syllable she makes a punching move toward Malfoy and then does a backhand spring toward Ron and Harry.::
Hermione: There is nothing I can't do, when danger calls just know that I am on my way...
::A microphone appears before Harry and he becomes her background singer::
Harry: Know that I am on my way...
Hermione: Doesn't matter where or when there's trouble, if you just call my name, Her-mi-o-ne.
Draco: What is with you people breaking out into song?
Ron: I think she's trying to make a point...
Draco: And what is that?
Hermione: Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me, when you wanna page me, it's okay. I just can't wait until I hear my cell phone ring-e-ing
Draco: What's a beep me and a page me?
Ron: I dunno, what's a cell phone?
::Draco shrugs his shoulders, Hermoine is continuing to do back hand springs and flips and karate and stuff::
Hermione: Doesn't matter if it's day or night, everything is gunna be alright. Whenever you need me baby...
Harry: Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me.
Hermione: Doesn't matter when, doesn't matter where.
Harry: Doesn't matter wheeeen.
Hermione: I will be there for you until the very end.
Harry: Until the very end.
Hermione: Danger or trouble, I'm there on the double. You know that you always can call...
::All the lights pop off and a spot light comes on Hermione::
Hermione: Her-mi-o-neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
::She holds the last note out for a good while. A lot of people who were walking by because first off, the lights are off and they can't see where they are going and second because she's holding that note out for so dang long.::
Ron: I'm scared of the dark...
::The lights pop back on suddenly::
Hermione: Call me, beep me if you wanna reach me. When you wanna page me it's okay. I just can't wait until I hear my cell phone ring-e-ing. Doesn't matter if it's day or night, everything is gunna be alright. Whenever you need me, whenever you need me baby. Call me, beep me if you wanna reach me, when you wanna page me it's okay. Call me, beep me if you wanna reach me.
::She lands down in the splits and us winking at her audience and pointing at them. Everyone around her burst into applause and she stands up and bow. Harry comes up next to her and takes her hand. They both bow down together. Ron and Draco just stare at them like they are crazy. While Crabbe and Goyle are still on the floor unconscious.::
A/N: Yeah, that was fun. It wasn't the best one, but the Kim Possible marathon was on yesterday and for some reason I looked at Kim and thought Hermione and it was during the theme song...so...yeah, any more requests? Post 'em or e-mail me! Check y'all later!
Draco: Watch where you're going.
::He thinks it was Ron and Harry and he sends Crabbe and Goyle after both of them. Hermione springs into action and beats the crap out of Crabbe and Goyle with her superhero action capabilities.::
Ron: Where did you learn to fight like that?
::Somewhere off in the distance, we begin to hear music.::
Hermione: Oooooh...oh...I'm your basic wizard girl, and I'm here to save the world, you can't stop me 'cause I'm Her-mi-o-ne.
::In ever syllable she makes a punching move toward Malfoy and then does a backhand spring toward Ron and Harry.::
Hermione: There is nothing I can't do, when danger calls just know that I am on my way...
::A microphone appears before Harry and he becomes her background singer::
Harry: Know that I am on my way...
Hermione: Doesn't matter where or when there's trouble, if you just call my name, Her-mi-o-ne.
Draco: What is with you people breaking out into song?
Ron: I think she's trying to make a point...
Draco: And what is that?
Hermione: Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me, when you wanna page me, it's okay. I just can't wait until I hear my cell phone ring-e-ing
Draco: What's a beep me and a page me?
Ron: I dunno, what's a cell phone?
::Draco shrugs his shoulders, Hermoine is continuing to do back hand springs and flips and karate and stuff::
Hermione: Doesn't matter if it's day or night, everything is gunna be alright. Whenever you need me baby...
Harry: Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me.
Hermione: Doesn't matter when, doesn't matter where.
Harry: Doesn't matter wheeeen.
Hermione: I will be there for you until the very end.
Harry: Until the very end.
Hermione: Danger or trouble, I'm there on the double. You know that you always can call...
::All the lights pop off and a spot light comes on Hermione::
Hermione: Her-mi-o-neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
::She holds the last note out for a good while. A lot of people who were walking by because first off, the lights are off and they can't see where they are going and second because she's holding that note out for so dang long.::
Ron: I'm scared of the dark...
::The lights pop back on suddenly::
Hermione: Call me, beep me if you wanna reach me. When you wanna page me it's okay. I just can't wait until I hear my cell phone ring-e-ing. Doesn't matter if it's day or night, everything is gunna be alright. Whenever you need me, whenever you need me baby. Call me, beep me if you wanna reach me, when you wanna page me it's okay. Call me, beep me if you wanna reach me.
::She lands down in the splits and us winking at her audience and pointing at them. Everyone around her burst into applause and she stands up and bow. Harry comes up next to her and takes her hand. They both bow down together. Ron and Draco just stare at them like they are crazy. While Crabbe and Goyle are still on the floor unconscious.::
A/N: Yeah, that was fun. It wasn't the best one, but the Kim Possible marathon was on yesterday and for some reason I looked at Kim and thought Hermione and it was during the theme song...so...yeah, any more requests? Post 'em or e-mail me! Check y'all later!