*This chapter was co-written by my sister.
~creative thoughts seem to come to those who have had people (some with big tire tubes!!) jump on their heads at the Jersey shore hotel pool... I would know... ^_ ~the anonymous muffin top (aka boo's sis)~
"We're going to Disney World! We're going to Disney World!" Shigure and Momiji were repetitively singing the same phrase as they skipped through the airport, following Hatori.
"You two know you look very foolish and there are many people staring at a 15-year-old and 27-year-old, acting like 5-year-olds?" But the two five-year-olds didn't care to notice Aya and continued singing. "Oh what the heck!" and Ayame joined them.
"Oi vae." Hatori said.
"Hatori, isn't that where we receive our tickets? Over by Haru and Tohru." Yuki said.
Hatori looked at Haru and Tohru who were totally spaced out with drool limping from their mouths. " I guess so. Yuki, you being one of the only sane ones here, would you mind gathering everyone up while I go get the tickets?"
"Not at all." So Hatori went and came back...with ten tickets.
"Yuki, how many people do we have here?"
Yuki counted. "12..Why?"
"They only gave me ten tickets."
"Oh no!" Everyone yelled, or at least some people did.
"Oh well, I guess Kyo counted wrong and I'll just have to spend my summer alone. Good Bye!" Hatori said, as if glad to miss out on this chaos adventure.
"HEY!! Don't blame me that stupid monkey had to show up!" Kyo yelled.
"Which reminds me," Yuki said. "I believe you owe me twenty dollars."
"Quit changing the subject!" Kyo yelled back.
"OH NO!" Ritsu began. "THIS IS ALL MY FAULT! YOUR FIGHTING BECAUSE OF ME! I'VE RUINED YOUR WHOLE VACATION!! NO, YOUR WHOLE SUMMER!! I DESERVE TO BE FORGOTTEN! I SHOULD SPEND MY SUMMER BY MYSELF IN LONELINESS!"
Hatori sighed. "I'll see if they have any extra seats in first class." Yes, of coarse they were flying first class! These are the Sohmas we're talking about. They've got connections.
When Hatori came back he was holding only one more ticket. "I guess I'll be leaving you all now." Hatori said. "Here you go Ritsu." Ritsu didn't say anything because Kyo had already gagged him.
"Oh no, no, no, no!" This was Tohru with frantically waving hands at Hatori. " You can take my ticket! After all, you paid for it! And I'm not even part of this family! Here, here's my ticket!!" Hatori began to sweat, now that his plan was experiencing difficulties.
"Oohhh! but Tohru's so much more fun than Hatori!" Momiji whined.
"Not to fret!" Ayame began with an idea finger in the air. "I have an idea!"
"Shouldn't that mean we should fret?" Yuki said.
"Very funny Yuki. Now, my plan is: One of us transforms and goes in Tohru's shirt and..."
"Whoa, stop right there!" Kyo said while both him and Yuki rolled up their sleeves.
"OK fine! So one of us who's small when transformed goes in Tohru's.... coat and spends the plane ride there!"
"And just who were you implying to do so?" Hatori asked sarcastically.
"Well me of coarse!"
"Ayame, despite what you may think, I don't believe any of us here would trust you in such a case." Hatori informed Ayame. "I can think of two especially."
"I know! How 'bout I go in Tohru's jacket!?" Momiji suggested cheerfully. "Tohru, would you mind if I sat in your jacket for the plane ride!?"
"Not at all, Momiji!" Tohru replied also cheerfully.
"Great!" And before you knew it Momiji had jumped on Tohru, turned into a rabbit, and was snug in her jacket. Her stomach bulged where he sat, making her look pregnant.
"Well Tohru, you must be married with a baby!" Shigure said happily.
"I'm thirsty!" whined Momiji. So Hatori went and got everyone sodas.
"Look Yuki! I made a ring out of the can top!" Tohru showed Yuki. "I made one for you, too."
"How kind Miss Honda" and he slipped it over his dainty finger.
"Thanks Tohru. I'd love one, too." Said Haru in his jealousy.
"Ah, sure Haru...Here you go." Said Tohru uncomfortably.
"I want one, too, Tohru!" whined Momiji from the inner coat.
"Oh sure! I'll make you a necklace since you have no fingers." And with a twist and twirl it was done. "Here you go!" She placed it over his bunny head through the coat.(Meanwhile Haru was struggling to put his ring on his not so dainty finger.)
"YAY!" Momiji the fetus cheered. ( I think the baggage-men might've been a bit disturbed by that whole scene.)
So they threw their soda cans away and boarded the plane!
(A/N: OK! that was boo's part....*evil smile on face* NOW IT'S MY TURN!!! the anonymous muffin top will now write the rest of this chapter *throws sister off comp chair and she goes flying out window* -YAY! don't worry! she's fine and she'll b back!!! keeheehee.....^_^)
OK, so as you know the gang have just boarded the plane. Here's the seating arrangement because if you don't know it, things may become confusing for ya:
Front of Plane
Shigure Hatori Ayame l A l Ritsu Tohru Yuki Haru l A
? a baby old guy l I l Kagura Kyo Kisa Hiro l I
------------------------------l S l 4 Yuki fan club girls (leaders) l S
Restroom l L l---------------------------------- l L
l E l l E
OK!! Back to the story!!!
As you know the four fan club girls are sitting two rows behind Tohru and Yuki. They of course immediately notice him.
"Prince Yuki is so pre~tty" say all the fan club girls looking like zombies with evil stars in their eyes. "Must have Prince Yuki!"
*gasp* "President Motoko! It's the evil witch Tohru...AND SHE'S PREGNANT!!!" said one of the random three fangirls, since names are difficult to keep track of....
"NOOOOOO!!!!!" said President Motoko.....then they all faint because they think Tohru and Yuki are married with their little can rings.
Meanwhile, Hiro is torturing the poor struggling Haru, who's still trying to put on his precious soda can ring. Hiro starts kicking the seat in front of him (where Haru sits) and then starts pushing the button to call the flight attendant. He is obviously restless and wants to torture people (tisc squared....evil hiro....jk!). So the flight attendant makes her way over to her calling passenger.
"Can I get you anything?" she asked ever so sweetly.
"I didn't want anything."
"um...but you pushed the button and I-" the now nervous stewardess said.
"Well I didn't push the button and even if I had maybe I didn't want anything...Maybe I just felt like pushing the button. And for that matter why should it matter to you? You didn't push the button. I did. And anyway, it's not like you own this plane so if you can't back it up you shouldn't just ask people if they need anything." Hiro explained this in his snobby angsty way with the cool music in the background. Silence.
"Hiro, that wasn't very nice," said Kisa in her tiny voice (which is kinda contradictory to her zodiac animal form...but o well!!!). "You should apologize."
"Aw! What a cute little girl!" said the stewardess. She leaned over Hiro to pat Kisa's little head, but only accomplished a scream when Hiro bit her...yes, that's right. Hiro bit the stewardess on the arm. The stewardess ran away to get a band-aid.
"Hiro, you really shouldn't do that," said Haru over his seat, still in mid-struggle with that darn soda ring, "You might have to pay for it and it could be expensive."
"Her arm?" asked Hiro incrdulously.
"Well that's what you damaged wasn't it?" asked Haru trying to act smart... so much for that attempt...
On the other side of that row, Kagura decided to bore an old guy to death about her future plans to marry Kyo. She also told him that they were going to have cuter children than the old guy's grandson sitting next to him. With that the old guy had a heart attack and died...no...he just smacked her upside the head with his airline-provided pillow. Kyo had to hold her back...but then she thought Kyo was trying to hug her and show affection...
"KYOOOOOOO!!!!! MY LOVE!!! YOU TRULY DOOOOO LOVE ME!!!!!" Then she gave him a bear hug (in which we here bones crack) and did a short happy dance...in which she snorted a few times....
If we return back to Haru, we see the stewardess handing out meals, specifically one to Hatsuharu. He of course is still busy fumbling over the ring...he needs to give it a rest already! So Haru decided to stop and eat to some breakfast.
"Here you are," said the stewardess as she handed Haru his meal and moved down the line. Haru looked at his meal. It was steak, mashes potatoes with beef gravy, and milk! (in case you're that dumb: IT WAS ALL COW PRODUCTS!!!). And Hiro was still busy kicking Haru's seat while Kisa was sleeping.
"This ring doesn't fit," said Haru calmly. "I can't eat this food. Hiro won't stop kicking the seat..." We don't know who exactly Haru was talking to, but he made his point as to foreshadow the next event...that's right...Haru went black...
"Hey stewardess, you're kinda cute. How 'bout you come over here again I'll show you just how cute I think you are!!" said Black Haru. When the stewardess tried to ignore him, Haru moved onto a new subject. "So Yuki, you trying to make me jealous by sitting next to Tohru huh?"
"Don't flatter yourself 'Mr.Sohma'" said Yuki. And with that, Haru suddenly threw himself on the floor looking all innocent and lost... "OK...." said Yuki with only dark eyes on his face.
Ritsu, sitting further down the row next to Tohru was looking skittish and trying not to insult anyone as usual...but this is Ritsu we're talking about...so....
"Excuse me stewardess," said Ritsu as he flung an arm in the stewardess's direction. This of course led to the stumbling of the stewardess into Aya in the seat across and....*PYONG* ----great sound effect-lol......so Aya turned into a snake. Hatori covered the stewardess's eyes and no one else noticed since the only people who were in their section of the flight that didn't know of the secret were that old guy and his grandson. The old guy had fallen asleep while Kagura jabbered on and the baby didn't really count anyway. And then of course the Fan Club girls had all fainted.
Kyo, finding an excuse to get up and away from Kagura, grabbed the snake and headed for the restroom...It is unfortunate for Aya that he is disliked by Kyo...
The stewardess regained herself and straightened up handing Hatori a meal. Ritsu stayed under his seat screaming out how sorry he was and cursing himself for ever being born...but no one really noticed. Shigure then began his pleading that is similar to something the author's sister saw on MadTV one night:
"I'd like the vegetarian dish please," said Shigure. The stewardess began to search her cart when Shigure HAD to add, "with a li~ttle bit of bacon on top." He squinted his eyes and pinched his index finger and thumb together as if to say "this little."
"I'm sorry sir, but the dish doesn't come like that."
"Please, just a li~ttle bit o' bacon!"
"But then it wouldn't be a vegetarian dish."
"Just a little."
"Sir..."
"You just crunch the bacon-" Shigure pounded his fist in his hand.
"But sir-"
"And then you sprinkle the little wholesome bits on top..." *sprinkling motion over palm*
"Sir, I'm sorry but-"
"Just a little...It's the nourishment a novelist like I needs!" *index finger in air*
"uh..." then the stewardess walked away with the cart.
"I hope she remembers the bacon..." said Shigure. Hatori sighed and then began to dose off...uh oh...
Tohru began talking to her mother's picture again which she had seated on her same seat between her and Yuki. "Wow Mom! Our first airplane ride! Can you believe it?" *Kyoko still squinting and happy with her funny pose*
"Miss Honda," began Yuki, only, Tohru didn't notice.
"Mom, I can't believe we're going to Florida!"
"Miss Honda-"
"And I promise to take you on all the rides at Disney World."
"Miss Honda-"
"O BUT NOT THE SCARY ONES!!!"
"MISS HONDA!" Yuki didn't really raise his voice too much, but it was enough to finally get the distracted Tohru out of her little Mom-session.
"O right! I'm here! What's wrong Yuki?"
"Miss Honda, I just wanted to tell you AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" The "AH" was more of a horror movie shriek, or like the way Japanese Momiji screamed when jumping into the hotspring...quite the funniness....
"Did you think you could get away from me that easily my little Yuki?" and there was Akito leaning over the seat in between Yuki and Tohru with his creepy smile and voice. Tohru's hair was sticking out and she had ring eyes...in other words: she looked like she'd been stun gunned. On the contrary, Yuki seemed to be having a seizure. On further contrary, Kyoko was still sitting there smiling. And then the Yuki Fan Club girls woke up...
"You threaten our Prince Yuki!" Zombie Motoko then flipped over Kyo's empty seat and hurled Akito into the nearby aisle. When the zombie girls were done, Akito was barely moving.
'Oh Mom, Akito looks like a vegetable!' thought Tohru. So a medical staff brought in a tiny stretcher and was bringing Akito to the medical part of the plane. Akito delivered one final message to Yuki...well he tried to at least... Yuki was still having a couple of trembles, so Akito got Haru's attention.
"Haru," he said with his beat-up, and yet still creepy, smile and voice. Then he pointed to himself, then to some random bee sitting on his finger, then to his eyes, and then to Yuki. The message of course was supposed to mean "I'll be watching Yuki," but in this story Haru acts a bit below his average IQ, so of course:
"I...b...looking...Yuki..." Haru decoded. "I look like Yuki! You know he really does," he said to know one in particular, "messy hair, real skinny...he looks more like Yuki's brother than Aya does..." Poor Haru...
"I'm bored 'Tori!" whined Shigure. "'Tori?" but Hatori was slumbering like the baby in the seat behind him. *Shigure has evil plan look on face* He leans over Hatori to Aya's seat where Aya has a bag with make-up...God only knows why....
"Here we go 'Tori....let's see....we've got some blush...." Shigure takes out a blush brush and begins to apply blush to Hatori's face like tribal war paint...and then the singing begins...
"I feel pretty....o so pretty" sang Shigure as he opens a lipstick tube and begins twisting out the lipstick. Mind you, not many people hear his singing for Ritsu is still screaming his apologies and regrets. "I feel pretty and witty and-"
"SHIGUUUUREEEEE!!!!" take a guess who the mystery person behind Shigure was....HIS EDITOR!!! So when Mii (I think that's how you spell it) pops up and yells, Shigure is startled and fumbles with the lipstick causing Hatori to acquire a pink lipstick unibrow....
"SHIGURE THE MANUSCRIPT!!!!!" cried Mii.
"O hi Mii," said Shigure nervously. 'well she doesn't look too pretty,' thought Shigure, but he was nice to her and only smiled.
"Shigure, I found your note" *holds up note with Japanese writing* (A/N: I'll translate!!!!: Dear Mii, I've gone on vacation again...This letter doesn't really express my creative spirit, and neither does my story so I'm going to have to clear my mind at Disney World and move the deadline to next Tuesday. Signed Shigure.)
"WHERE IS IT SHIGURE!!! I NEED IT NOW!!! HERE!" *grabs airline-provided pillow from under old guy's head...Old guy says "BAAAAACHH!"....you know, like the composer....* "WRITE ON THIS WITH THE LIPSTICK!!! I DON'T CARE!!!!!! JUST HURRY!!!"
"Mii, it's really not necessary. I've actually got the manuscript right here!" *pulls out random huge pile of papers*
"SHIGUUUUUUUREEEEE!!!" cries his editor again. She grabs the papers, grabs a backpack-looking thing, and parachutes out a door. A little later we here a distant "SHIGUUUREEEE!" and blank papers flutter by the windows....heehee.....Shigure's so bad!
Kyo returned from the bathroom and was sitting in his seat once again. Apparently when Mii parachuted off the plane it caused some turbulence. So the little seatbelt light went on and everybody buckled up...that is except for Ritsu who is under the seat and has lost his voice from screaming. Now he's just whispering loudly from under his seat. Momiji never could buckle his seat belt but that's ok because Tohru's holding onto him tightly while he sings a prelude that he was reminded of when the old guy said Bach. Ayame is still locked in the bathroom for Kyo, as mentioned before, dislikes Aya. Akito is on a bed somewhere on the plane, but who really cares about him now anyway?! (remember: "screw Akito!") And of course Kyoko is stupidly smiling in her happy little pose. None of this is truly that important, but I just thought you'd like to know...maybe...
So there was turbulence rite before they were going to land. This is when the copilot came on the intercom to inform the passengers of the current situation...but the intercom was a little messed up because Akito bit the wires in attempt to achieve his great recapture of Yuki which had nothing to do with the wires but o well....
"VEE TILLEE NANDING FOON EN FUNNY BOARIDA" (translation: we will be landing soon in sunny Florida).
"KYO!!! Did you hear the part about boars!!!" shouted Kagura to Kyo.
"VECH TEPHER ESH AYFOO FEBREEZE NEH EECH FUNNY" (translation: the temperature is 82 degrees and it's sunny)
"Febreeze smells funny?" said Haru and his low IQ aloud (IM SORRY HARU!!!) "but I thought febreeze made things smell good..."
"EE AH EFEERNASING THUM FURBYLANCE" (translation: we are experiencing some turbulence)
"THUMB SIZE FURBY'S!!!! O BOY!!!!" screamed Momiji from inside Tohru's coat.
"EEZ ROMAINE BOM" (translation: please remain calm)
"THERE'S A ROMAINE BOMB ON THE PLANE!!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!" no one in particular shouts...so of course there is mass hysteria and pandemonium from everyone (except Haru who is being smart and knowing that romaine is lettuce), and everyone's screaming except for Ritsu who's whisper-screaming and blaming himself...(and Hatori who's also smart).
So basically, the plane lands and everyone runs off...
The gang is now at the airport!!! or at least most of the gang.....
(A/N: SO SO SO SO SO?!?!?! What u think???? OK! I think I may help with other chapters also!!! ~the anonymous muffin top aka Annie!!! ok, boo's turn to talk: Sry if the first chapter/prologue wasn't very funny, but now that my violent muffin-top (my big sister) is helping me, things (as u can see in this chapter) are getting huumungously more funnier(i know those aren't real words)
muffin top: NOOOO!!!! BOO IS VERY FUNNY!!!!!! (ex: Mr. Sohma!!!! and the soda can rings and everything in the first chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Boo: but that's all I-
Muffin Top: AND THE PART WHERE HARU THINKS AKITO TOLD HIM HE LOOKED LIKE YUKI!!!! OK! we're wasting space!
JA NE!!!!!!