WARNING: GIRLY CHATS. SEX TALKS. You were warned.
Disclaimer: No. Don't own them.
Alright, they live in Victoria Australia, in a place called Cockatoo.
I have no idea what you guys do for thanksgiving, so sorry, I can't put it in. And, the real legal age to drive is 18 in Victoria, but I'm pretending that our premier is cool, and lowered the age (yea, right, only in this story will that happen!)
Ok, i skip around a lot in the beginning of the pregnancy...
~The Old world~
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"The test is positive Miss Ratcliffe. You are pregnant." To Antonia's annoyance, the Doctor looked sympathetic. "Almost Three months. Now, there is the option of abortion..."
"No!" Antonia answered, imendantly. "No abortion, no adoption. I'm keeping it."
"Well, you have time to think about it." The doctor looked a little shocked, but stood. "I will send you a appointment for an ultrasound, within the next week, to be certain there are no abnormalities."
Antonia walked out, her head high. The doctor was sorry for her! Ha. She was sorry for him. He probably never was loved by an elf before.
Ana sat outside, near the shared car. Yesterday they had turned seventeen, and they were legally old enough to drive in their state. Their parents had given them a old car.
They both lived in a two-bedroom unit at the back of their parent's huge property. The backyard where they had fallen into Middle Earth was their own little yard behind the unit, lucky for them, and a path ran from the backyard to the bus-stop on the main road up the hill. Their parents had agreed to allow them to pay rent together, and slowly pay off the little unit, and the land. This deal had been made a month ago, when they returned.
"How'd it go?" Ana stood up, and unlocked the car with the button.
"He was sorry for me." Antonia scoffed, and Ana laughed.
"Idiot." Ana laughed. "Shopping today?"
"Na. Let's wait until we see if it's a boy or a girl." Antonia got in, and Ana got in the driver's seat. "We'll find out soon, cause I'm having an ultra sound."
"I miss him." Ana sighed. "It was a month ago. A whole month!"
"Me too." Antonia nodded, and the hormones allowed her mood to go to depressed again. "I cry every night."
"Guess what?"
"What?"
"I've got a bun in the oven too."
"What!" Antonia's mood changed again, and she would have hugged Ana, if Ana wasn't driving. She bounced up and down. "Wow. Figwit succeeded."
"I wish he knew."
"I'm sure, with all his knowledge, he knew."
They arrived at their home, and unlocked the door to the two-bedroom granny flat at the back of the property. Their parents were horse stud farmers, and allowed their daughters to move to the back of the property, where it was close to the bus stop, when they turned fifteen.
"Ana?"
"Hmm?"
"Should we share a room? Seeing as your gonna have a baby, and I'm gonna have a baby. Morel support, and all that." Antonia asked, and Ana nodded.
"Sounds fine to me. You'll do, until I find a Figwit-look-alike, with an Figwit sized dick."
Antonia laughed, and flopped on their worn out couch. "I think all elves have that quality."
"Legolas too?"
"Hmm…he knew how to use it too." Antonia giggled. "It's good to have girly chats, without elves or rangers storming off."
"How true." Ana nodded, and flopped in a armchair. "What position did he like?"
"Anything. Everything. But he seemed fascinated with me sitting in his lap. Figwit?"
"69. He loved that. And, he liked me to be on top." Ana grinned.
They fell silent, and turned on the small color tv. Ana picked up the phone, and ordered pizzas.
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"God. What are we gonna tell mom and dad?" Antonia sat up suddenly.
Ana just shrugged. "That we fell in love with elves, and now we're gonna have pointy eared babies?"
Antonia smiled, and added. "Your gonna be grandparents, to not one, but two! Yes, two fabulous half-elves."
"And, to top of that deal, one will be the descended of a Nordor Elven Lord, the other the first born of a Prince."
"Oh yea, their gonna love that. But what are we gonna tell them about the dads?"
Ana sighed. "I don't know. How about, 'We loved them, but...they died. In a car crash...or something."
"Oh sure, Ana." Antonia shook her head, and headed to the kitchen. She returned with a jug of peach and passion fruit soft drink. "Sorry, it's already forcing me to drink more than usual."
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"Mom, dad, we're pregnant." Ana spoke into the phone, and held it away as yelling suddenly cracked from the phone line. It stopped, and she added. "Toni too..." Again, the yelling. Ana hung up.
"I think that went well..."
Ana suddenly remembered something. "Toni, your letter came before. Here."
Antonia opened it. "Great. The appointment is tomorrow." She tossed the letter on the kitchen table.
"What's wrong with that?"
"I was planning on going shopping for some loose clothing."
Ana rolled her eyes, and pulled out a bottle of oil. "Present."
"What is it?" Antonia looked at it suspiciously.
"Oil. If you rub it in twice a day, you don't get stretch marks, or your money back."
"Oh, sounds good." Antonia rolled her eyes, but slipped the bottle in her room.
"Three, two, one..."
The parents burst in the door.
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Legolas stared at the sealing wax, the symbol of Lord Elrond's house. Hoping it was Figwit, and not Elrond, he opened it. An invitation to a meeting, of uttermost importance, and secrecy.
"Good." He muttered. "If it is as dangerous as it sounds, then perhaps I shall die." (A.N: Yep, u got it! The fellowship of the ring! Didn't you wonder why he jumped in so fast?) "I melamin is not suffering."
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"OWWW!!!" Antonia growled. "That gel is cold!"
The young nurse smiled, and pressed the thing on her stomach, feeling around. "Do you want to know what sex it is?" The nurse asked, and laughed as both of the twins said yes at the same time. "Ok, let me check to see if everything else is where it's supposed to be."
"Hmmm..." The nurse said quietly to herself, as she stared at the screen. "Twin must be in the family."
"Yea, we're twins, mom was a twin, dad was a triplet, and grandma was a twin. Why?"
"Well, because there are two heartbeats in here." The nurse smiled, and turned up a nobb. Two sets of heartbeats filled the quiet room, until Ana started to jump up and down. "It appars that they are both boys."
"Two! Two ones in there! Or...two twos...Wow.." Ana hugged Antonia. "This deserves a celebration. Lets go to the movies. I hear that the drive in at the beach is showing the Lord Of The Rings. You up for it Antonia?"
"Of course! I have to see Legolas. Again."
The nurse rolled her eyes. "You two huh? My friend is obsessed with Legolas. Thinks one day she's going to use genetic engineering, and clone herself one."
"Well, tell her that he's betrothed to me." Antonia held up the gold ring on her wedding finger. "See?"
"And I'm bethrothed to Lord Figwit." Ana held up the silver ring on her wedding finger.
From that moment on, the nurse privately declared the twins crazy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ana pressed her belly once. Twice. Three times. Antonia watched her, and paid for the six double packs of cheese and chive, salt and vinager, and BBQ chips, then paid for the four litures of diet coke with lemon. Then she paid for the six-pack of lemonade, in glass bottles. Then she paid for twenty choccy bars. All in different flavors.
"Here." She pushed half of the bags into Ana's hands. "Why were you poking your stomach?"
"I don't belive there's something in there."
"Did the doctor say there was?"
"Yes. Apparently for about a month."
"Then there is." Antonia dumped the bags in the car, and got in the driver's seat. Ana sat next to her, and they started down the road, towards the drivin. The drive in was a few hours away, so they had booked a bed and breckfast for the night, in Sorrento. (Another A.N!. Homework for all those who don't know Australia. These places these girls go to are real! Yes, real! And they are beautiful places! I'm picking places I've been and loved! Even Cockatoo is close to where I live!)
"When my baby! When my baby comes to me, I go to Rio!" Ana started to sing with radio adds.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They lay the thick, silky rug on the grassy, at the near-empty drive in. All the food had been dumped in a picnek baskit, that could fit. The movie came on.
"Hurry up. Elves. Aragon. Now." Ana grumbled, as Frodo jumped on Gandalf.
"Aragon! I'm sorry we talked about periods in front of you!" As Aragon sat smoking in the corner.
"My love!" As Ana spotted Figwit, looking bored. "I'll help you become interested!"
Antonia didn't utter one word, as the movie went on, just consumed a lot of choccy. At the end, Ana hugged Antonia.
"Let's buy the dvd. I think you need it."
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Ohhhh....^___^
what are these elvey boys feeling? Lets find out! Stay tuned, for more of our sexy elves, and our pregnant ladies! And if anyone wants to see what these twins actully look like, email me, and I'll send you a picture. Yes! A real picture! (And I'll add some of Legolas from the new Lord of the ring movie, and some Figwit piccys) creso_mellon_amin@hotmail.com
Disclaimer: No. Don't own them.
Alright, they live in Victoria Australia, in a place called Cockatoo.
I have no idea what you guys do for thanksgiving, so sorry, I can't put it in. And, the real legal age to drive is 18 in Victoria, but I'm pretending that our premier is cool, and lowered the age (yea, right, only in this story will that happen!)
Ok, i skip around a lot in the beginning of the pregnancy...
~The Old world~
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
"The test is positive Miss Ratcliffe. You are pregnant." To Antonia's annoyance, the Doctor looked sympathetic. "Almost Three months. Now, there is the option of abortion..."
"No!" Antonia answered, imendantly. "No abortion, no adoption. I'm keeping it."
"Well, you have time to think about it." The doctor looked a little shocked, but stood. "I will send you a appointment for an ultrasound, within the next week, to be certain there are no abnormalities."
Antonia walked out, her head high. The doctor was sorry for her! Ha. She was sorry for him. He probably never was loved by an elf before.
Ana sat outside, near the shared car. Yesterday they had turned seventeen, and they were legally old enough to drive in their state. Their parents had given them a old car.
They both lived in a two-bedroom unit at the back of their parent's huge property. The backyard where they had fallen into Middle Earth was their own little yard behind the unit, lucky for them, and a path ran from the backyard to the bus-stop on the main road up the hill. Their parents had agreed to allow them to pay rent together, and slowly pay off the little unit, and the land. This deal had been made a month ago, when they returned.
"How'd it go?" Ana stood up, and unlocked the car with the button.
"He was sorry for me." Antonia scoffed, and Ana laughed.
"Idiot." Ana laughed. "Shopping today?"
"Na. Let's wait until we see if it's a boy or a girl." Antonia got in, and Ana got in the driver's seat. "We'll find out soon, cause I'm having an ultra sound."
"I miss him." Ana sighed. "It was a month ago. A whole month!"
"Me too." Antonia nodded, and the hormones allowed her mood to go to depressed again. "I cry every night."
"Guess what?"
"What?"
"I've got a bun in the oven too."
"What!" Antonia's mood changed again, and she would have hugged Ana, if Ana wasn't driving. She bounced up and down. "Wow. Figwit succeeded."
"I wish he knew."
"I'm sure, with all his knowledge, he knew."
They arrived at their home, and unlocked the door to the two-bedroom granny flat at the back of the property. Their parents were horse stud farmers, and allowed their daughters to move to the back of the property, where it was close to the bus stop, when they turned fifteen.
"Ana?"
"Hmm?"
"Should we share a room? Seeing as your gonna have a baby, and I'm gonna have a baby. Morel support, and all that." Antonia asked, and Ana nodded.
"Sounds fine to me. You'll do, until I find a Figwit-look-alike, with an Figwit sized dick."
Antonia laughed, and flopped on their worn out couch. "I think all elves have that quality."
"Legolas too?"
"Hmm…he knew how to use it too." Antonia giggled. "It's good to have girly chats, without elves or rangers storming off."
"How true." Ana nodded, and flopped in a armchair. "What position did he like?"
"Anything. Everything. But he seemed fascinated with me sitting in his lap. Figwit?"
"69. He loved that. And, he liked me to be on top." Ana grinned.
They fell silent, and turned on the small color tv. Ana picked up the phone, and ordered pizzas.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"God. What are we gonna tell mom and dad?" Antonia sat up suddenly.
Ana just shrugged. "That we fell in love with elves, and now we're gonna have pointy eared babies?"
Antonia smiled, and added. "Your gonna be grandparents, to not one, but two! Yes, two fabulous half-elves."
"And, to top of that deal, one will be the descended of a Nordor Elven Lord, the other the first born of a Prince."
"Oh yea, their gonna love that. But what are we gonna tell them about the dads?"
Ana sighed. "I don't know. How about, 'We loved them, but...they died. In a car crash...or something."
"Oh sure, Ana." Antonia shook her head, and headed to the kitchen. She returned with a jug of peach and passion fruit soft drink. "Sorry, it's already forcing me to drink more than usual."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Mom, dad, we're pregnant." Ana spoke into the phone, and held it away as yelling suddenly cracked from the phone line. It stopped, and she added. "Toni too..." Again, the yelling. Ana hung up.
"I think that went well..."
Ana suddenly remembered something. "Toni, your letter came before. Here."
Antonia opened it. "Great. The appointment is tomorrow." She tossed the letter on the kitchen table.
"What's wrong with that?"
"I was planning on going shopping for some loose clothing."
Ana rolled her eyes, and pulled out a bottle of oil. "Present."
"What is it?" Antonia looked at it suspiciously.
"Oil. If you rub it in twice a day, you don't get stretch marks, or your money back."
"Oh, sounds good." Antonia rolled her eyes, but slipped the bottle in her room.
"Three, two, one..."
The parents burst in the door.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Legolas stared at the sealing wax, the symbol of Lord Elrond's house. Hoping it was Figwit, and not Elrond, he opened it. An invitation to a meeting, of uttermost importance, and secrecy.
"Good." He muttered. "If it is as dangerous as it sounds, then perhaps I shall die." (A.N: Yep, u got it! The fellowship of the ring! Didn't you wonder why he jumped in so fast?) "I melamin is not suffering."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"OWWW!!!" Antonia growled. "That gel is cold!"
The young nurse smiled, and pressed the thing on her stomach, feeling around. "Do you want to know what sex it is?" The nurse asked, and laughed as both of the twins said yes at the same time. "Ok, let me check to see if everything else is where it's supposed to be."
"Hmmm..." The nurse said quietly to herself, as she stared at the screen. "Twin must be in the family."
"Yea, we're twins, mom was a twin, dad was a triplet, and grandma was a twin. Why?"
"Well, because there are two heartbeats in here." The nurse smiled, and turned up a nobb. Two sets of heartbeats filled the quiet room, until Ana started to jump up and down. "It appars that they are both boys."
"Two! Two ones in there! Or...two twos...Wow.." Ana hugged Antonia. "This deserves a celebration. Lets go to the movies. I hear that the drive in at the beach is showing the Lord Of The Rings. You up for it Antonia?"
"Of course! I have to see Legolas. Again."
The nurse rolled her eyes. "You two huh? My friend is obsessed with Legolas. Thinks one day she's going to use genetic engineering, and clone herself one."
"Well, tell her that he's betrothed to me." Antonia held up the gold ring on her wedding finger. "See?"
"And I'm bethrothed to Lord Figwit." Ana held up the silver ring on her wedding finger.
From that moment on, the nurse privately declared the twins crazy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ana pressed her belly once. Twice. Three times. Antonia watched her, and paid for the six double packs of cheese and chive, salt and vinager, and BBQ chips, then paid for the four litures of diet coke with lemon. Then she paid for the six-pack of lemonade, in glass bottles. Then she paid for twenty choccy bars. All in different flavors.
"Here." She pushed half of the bags into Ana's hands. "Why were you poking your stomach?"
"I don't belive there's something in there."
"Did the doctor say there was?"
"Yes. Apparently for about a month."
"Then there is." Antonia dumped the bags in the car, and got in the driver's seat. Ana sat next to her, and they started down the road, towards the drivin. The drive in was a few hours away, so they had booked a bed and breckfast for the night, in Sorrento. (Another A.N!. Homework for all those who don't know Australia. These places these girls go to are real! Yes, real! And they are beautiful places! I'm picking places I've been and loved! Even Cockatoo is close to where I live!)
"When my baby! When my baby comes to me, I go to Rio!" Ana started to sing with radio adds.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They lay the thick, silky rug on the grassy, at the near-empty drive in. All the food had been dumped in a picnek baskit, that could fit. The movie came on.
"Hurry up. Elves. Aragon. Now." Ana grumbled, as Frodo jumped on Gandalf.
"Aragon! I'm sorry we talked about periods in front of you!" As Aragon sat smoking in the corner.
"My love!" As Ana spotted Figwit, looking bored. "I'll help you become interested!"
Antonia didn't utter one word, as the movie went on, just consumed a lot of choccy. At the end, Ana hugged Antonia.
"Let's buy the dvd. I think you need it."
_____________________________________________
Ohhhh....^___^
what are these elvey boys feeling? Lets find out! Stay tuned, for more of our sexy elves, and our pregnant ladies! And if anyone wants to see what these twins actully look like, email me, and I'll send you a picture. Yes! A real picture! (And I'll add some of Legolas from the new Lord of the ring movie, and some Figwit piccys) creso_mellon_amin@hotmail.com