Disclaimer: Need I repet myself? Grr.
Lori: We'll see about Legolas...^_^
That person that ive forgottn who u are: Your right about puntucation, and spelling is bad too...its the end of my school year( only one year to go!) im kinda out of puntuation and spelling juice..for now..
*The auther dances around, cackaling. 'Jalinania got what she desrved! Jalinania got what she deserved!' She stops, and adds. 'Or did she?'*
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Figwit, Orphion, Rumil and Haldir found the orc's camp easily, after folling Jalinania's tracks, that were overtaken by orc tracks.
Quickly, the band of orcs were killed by the elves's expert hands.
"Malfanaion! Help me!" Jalinania cried out, watching as he guestered to Rumil to tend to her.
Figwit followed another trail into the woods, and found Ana circled up in a ball, in her own blood. He wrapped her in his clock, and whispered to her.
"Ana, melamin. What happened?"
She looked up, her eyes frightant. "That girl brought us here...she killed a baby...she wanted you."
Figwit's eyes widened. "Shhh.."
"No..." Ana shook her head. "She said something about her failing to get elrond, so she wanted you."
Haldir came over, and he placed Ana in his arms. "Take her back to Lothloiran."
Figwit looked around, and found his twins. Looking down at them, he fell to the ground, and started to sob, while he coughed up bile. The little girl had been raped, where the little boy was perfectly fine. He stood, in anger, and approched Jalinania.
"This is what you wanted?" He spoke slowly, anrly, and she trembled. "One child dead. The other armless. You think that would win my love?"
"I didn..."
"Orphian, Rumil tie her up, and take her to the cells in Lothlorion." Figwit snapped, and they nodded. Their elvish hearing must have heard Ana. "Lord Elrond, and his sons will be happy to speak to you about his wife."
She started to protest, but they gagged her. Figwit wrapped up the little girl, gently, and placed her in his pack. Holding his little boy, he started back to Lothlorion.
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Lori gripped Boromir's hand tightly that night, as he stared dreamaly at Frodo's chest. No, no brests there. A ring.
"Boromir." She turned his head towards her. "Fight it."
He smiled, and kissed her, his facial hair tingling on her skin. "I try."
Lori rolled her eyes. "Try harder. I'm warning you, everytime you..."
Boromir broke her off, with his gentle kiss.
"Try..."
Anther kiss.
"to..."
Boromir laughed, and kissed her long and hard. "What?"
"Nothing...keep going..."
"Get a room!" Antonia called. "Some of us are trying to eat here!"
The hobbits burst out laughing, as Lori tried to give them a offended look.
"Toni?"
"Yes Pippin?"
"Do you have mushrooms where you come from?"
"No, Pippin."
Pippin's face fell.
"There are no mushrooms in my mothers womb. Only eggs." Antonia poked her tounge out, as he glared.
Legolas kissed Antonia's hand. He led her away a little bit. "Are you feeling better?"
Antonia nodded. "I feel tired, worn out, sad, but better. There's no more sharp pains in my tummy." She smiled. "Do you think they've found Ana?"
"Most likley. She isn't known for her stealth." Legolas pulled Antonia into his lap.
"Get a room!" Lori called from Boromir's lap.
Pippin was whispering to Merry. They got up, and tackled Lori to the ground, then tackled Antonia off Legolas's lap.
"No sex while we're around!"
Antonia stood up, her hands on her hips. "Pip, do you even know what sex is?"
Pippin answered quickly. "Of course I do!" He looked a little uncertian.
"You don't look like you do." Lori joined Antonia.
"I do!"
"What is it then?"
"When a man pees in a woman." Pippin answered, and the two started laughing.
"Right..."
"Okay...." Antonia's face turned to Legolas, who was laughing. "Don't you get any ideas..."
They sat Pippin down on a log, and started to explain to him the birds and the bees.
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Ana circled up in the huge armchair, with the little boy in her arms, drinking as much mead as she could find.
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Antonia stumbled over to Aragorn. "Legolas! I love you!"
"I'm not Legolas!" Aragorn pushed her away. She looked confused, but looked over to Boromir.
"Legolas!"
Boromir paniced, and stumbled backwards. Legolas grabbed her, and she glared at him.
"Let go of me, Gandy." She looked at Gimli. "Legolas! Help me! Gandy got back from the hole early, and won't let me go!"
"Who gave her acohaol?"
Gimli pulled out his flask, and found it was empty. "It appars she found mine."
"And we have no hangover medicine!" Lori added. "We're all doomed."
Antonia giggled. "Doomed. Your all doomed. Esspecialy you..." Lori clamped her hand over Antonia's mouth.
Legolas pulled her down, and sat next to her. "Oh Valar..."
"Old Mc Valar had a farm! Ee ey ee ey oh! and on thar farm he had some geese! ee ey ee ey oh!" Antonia started to sing.
Lori: We'll see about Legolas...^_^
That person that ive forgottn who u are: Your right about puntucation, and spelling is bad too...its the end of my school year( only one year to go!) im kinda out of puntuation and spelling juice..for now..
*The auther dances around, cackaling. 'Jalinania got what she desrved! Jalinania got what she deserved!' She stops, and adds. 'Or did she?'*
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Figwit, Orphion, Rumil and Haldir found the orc's camp easily, after folling Jalinania's tracks, that were overtaken by orc tracks.
Quickly, the band of orcs were killed by the elves's expert hands.
"Malfanaion! Help me!" Jalinania cried out, watching as he guestered to Rumil to tend to her.
Figwit followed another trail into the woods, and found Ana circled up in a ball, in her own blood. He wrapped her in his clock, and whispered to her.
"Ana, melamin. What happened?"
She looked up, her eyes frightant. "That girl brought us here...she killed a baby...she wanted you."
Figwit's eyes widened. "Shhh.."
"No..." Ana shook her head. "She said something about her failing to get elrond, so she wanted you."
Haldir came over, and he placed Ana in his arms. "Take her back to Lothloiran."
Figwit looked around, and found his twins. Looking down at them, he fell to the ground, and started to sob, while he coughed up bile. The little girl had been raped, where the little boy was perfectly fine. He stood, in anger, and approched Jalinania.
"This is what you wanted?" He spoke slowly, anrly, and she trembled. "One child dead. The other armless. You think that would win my love?"
"I didn..."
"Orphian, Rumil tie her up, and take her to the cells in Lothlorion." Figwit snapped, and they nodded. Their elvish hearing must have heard Ana. "Lord Elrond, and his sons will be happy to speak to you about his wife."
She started to protest, but they gagged her. Figwit wrapped up the little girl, gently, and placed her in his pack. Holding his little boy, he started back to Lothlorion.
~~~~*~~~*~~~~
Lori gripped Boromir's hand tightly that night, as he stared dreamaly at Frodo's chest. No, no brests there. A ring.
"Boromir." She turned his head towards her. "Fight it."
He smiled, and kissed her, his facial hair tingling on her skin. "I try."
Lori rolled her eyes. "Try harder. I'm warning you, everytime you..."
Boromir broke her off, with his gentle kiss.
"Try..."
Anther kiss.
"to..."
Boromir laughed, and kissed her long and hard. "What?"
"Nothing...keep going..."
"Get a room!" Antonia called. "Some of us are trying to eat here!"
The hobbits burst out laughing, as Lori tried to give them a offended look.
"Toni?"
"Yes Pippin?"
"Do you have mushrooms where you come from?"
"No, Pippin."
Pippin's face fell.
"There are no mushrooms in my mothers womb. Only eggs." Antonia poked her tounge out, as he glared.
Legolas kissed Antonia's hand. He led her away a little bit. "Are you feeling better?"
Antonia nodded. "I feel tired, worn out, sad, but better. There's no more sharp pains in my tummy." She smiled. "Do you think they've found Ana?"
"Most likley. She isn't known for her stealth." Legolas pulled Antonia into his lap.
"Get a room!" Lori called from Boromir's lap.
Pippin was whispering to Merry. They got up, and tackled Lori to the ground, then tackled Antonia off Legolas's lap.
"No sex while we're around!"
Antonia stood up, her hands on her hips. "Pip, do you even know what sex is?"
Pippin answered quickly. "Of course I do!" He looked a little uncertian.
"You don't look like you do." Lori joined Antonia.
"I do!"
"What is it then?"
"When a man pees in a woman." Pippin answered, and the two started laughing.
"Right..."
"Okay...." Antonia's face turned to Legolas, who was laughing. "Don't you get any ideas..."
They sat Pippin down on a log, and started to explain to him the birds and the bees.
~~~~*~~~*~~~~
Ana circled up in the huge armchair, with the little boy in her arms, drinking as much mead as she could find.
~~~~*~~~*~~~~
Antonia stumbled over to Aragorn. "Legolas! I love you!"
"I'm not Legolas!" Aragorn pushed her away. She looked confused, but looked over to Boromir.
"Legolas!"
Boromir paniced, and stumbled backwards. Legolas grabbed her, and she glared at him.
"Let go of me, Gandy." She looked at Gimli. "Legolas! Help me! Gandy got back from the hole early, and won't let me go!"
"Who gave her acohaol?"
Gimli pulled out his flask, and found it was empty. "It appars she found mine."
"And we have no hangover medicine!" Lori added. "We're all doomed."
Antonia giggled. "Doomed. Your all doomed. Esspecialy you..." Lori clamped her hand over Antonia's mouth.
Legolas pulled her down, and sat next to her. "Oh Valar..."
"Old Mc Valar had a farm! Ee ey ee ey oh! and on thar farm he had some geese! ee ey ee ey oh!" Antonia started to sing.