Diclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Authors notes: Alright first of all I'd like to say that this story is influenced by two stories Bagenders, and BunkBeds, which are for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter respectivly the first by Lady Alyssa and the second by Dee-and-Essy both are absolutly hillarious and I recomend Reading them.
TITLE: The house Insanity Built
RATING: PG
GENRE: Humor/Humor
SUMMARY: What happens when the Yu-Gi-Oh! cast are forced to spend the summer locked in a house together? Absolute Chaos? Total Insanity? Merry Mayhem? All of the above?
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Chapter 1: The war for the top bunk
They had no ideal who put them in this position but they were sure that whoever did it was going to pay dearly for it. It had started out as a typical summer until the letters had arrived, addressed to Misters Y. Motou, S. Kaiba, M. Kaiba, R. Bakura, T. Taylor, J. Wheeler,and Ms. S. Wheeler, and T. Gardner. Upon arriving at the house the gates had slammed and a rather large invisble electric barrier set up. Deciding the rooms were easy enough Yugi and Joey, had taken the first bedroom on the second floor which had a rather lovely picture window, Tea, Serenity, and Mokuba had volonteered to share the second room which had a fairly large closet. Seto set up a Hammock in the lving room. Leaving Tristan and Bakura the last bedroom which consisted of nothing but a pair of bunk beds and so began the slow depletion of the groups sanity.
"WHy can't I have the top bunk!?" Bakura practically yelled as Tristan lay on the top bunk.
"Simple, men are suposed to be on a higher level than men."
"But I'm NOT a girl!"
"No but you look like one same diffrence then."
Bakura growled and stormed out of the room, slamming the door before opening it again and proclaiming "THIS MEANS WAR TRISTAN TAYLOR!" he yelled as he slammed the door again, this time causing one of the pictures in the hall to fall of the wall. Tea peeked out of her room followed by the heads of Mokuba and Serentiy. "What was that about?" Serenity asked as they followed the angry Bakura down the stairs. Sitting in the living were Seto who hardly ever left his hammock which was set up in the corner of the room giving him a perfect veiw of the TV, the TV itself only had two channels, which were the twenty four hour Soap opera network, and Channel five. Seto sat there greatly emersed in one of the featured soap operas. Sitting in the recliner His head towards the floor snoring was Yugi. "Hey Kaiba have you seen Bakura?" Asked Tea as they came to him, he didn't speak simply pointed towards the kitchen.
Bakura sat in the kitchen reading the morning paper and drinking a cup of coffe. Bakura was normally a reasonalbe person, he had managed to keep Joey from trying to Kill Kaiba, Tristan from trying to kill Joey and had somehow manged to keep his Yami under control at the same time. "Bakura?"Serenity being the most reasonable of thm other than Bakura himself spoke to him.
"What?" Bakura asked bitterly as he flicked the pages of the Paper from on to another.
"What's wrong." Tristan's taking the top bunk, he say's I'm to feminen to have top."
"He said that?"
"No I put it in my own words he just called me a girl, the idiot." Bakura only sounded like this when his Yami was in control and from the looks of things, he was.
"Ouch, that takes your pride down a notch." Tea commented causing Bakura to glare at her.
"Sorry geez." She took this time to make her way out of the kitchen.
Mokuba had never quiet been the same since his soul had been locked in the card by Pegasus. He was fairly normal most of the time, trying to be helpful, but that would soon lead to simple gibbering followed by full on Hullucination leading to him looking himself in the cabniets, the cuboard under the stairs, in the closet, and of course let's not forget the Central heating cuboard. Today he sat at the coffe table with his drawing pad, grining slightly as he drew. "Hey there Mokuba what are you drawing?" Tea asked leaning over to see the sketch pad before Mokuba pulled it up posseively and screamed "NO IT'S MINE YOU CAN'T HAVE ME YOU CAN'T HAVE ME!" With this he ran up the stairs leaving nothing but a red, orange and black blur. Tea blinked "Okay that was weird." What was about to happen was going to be even weirder though. Bakura walked out of the kitchen with his hands full of powdered sugar, syrup, and several other things. "Bakura! What are you doing?"
"Serenity's right I need to get my point across, Now I'm going to need an industrial size spool of thread a coupl buckets, a pillowslip and a fluffy white persain cat." He said running up the stairs. As he said this Tea simply blinked wildly and wondered what she had done to deserve this? or even better, what had Bakura done to deserve this?
Bakura was not a happy person. Not in the least and now it was time for something he had wanted to do for a very long time Revenge. "There we go." He said as he finished with the part of his plan that envolved the bathroom and proceeded towards the bedroom he and tristan shared. 'How dare he call me a girl!' He thought to himself as he wound the last bit of string around the door and rigged the bucket on top of the doorframe to fall down when the door was opened. He stepped back to admire his work, forgetting about the rope he had set up to string Tristan from the ceiling.
Serenity was as of now the only sane member of the houseshare. She had of course been intrusted to do the house finacial accounts even though they were being payed for by the person who had put them there. As she sat there ever the mature young lady a calculator in on hand a pencil in the other, and a second Penicl behind her ear, writting in a small black book. She had the worst feeling that Bakura had taken her advise the wrong way, but of course there was soon to be bigger problems, much bigger problems.Gigantic Problems.
Several loud crashing noises where heard and the sound of running was heard shortly after Joey Wheeler made his was down the stairs, as he reached the baniester he slowly stopped and walked by trying to look casual as possible in his sitiuation and whistling.
"Alright Joey what did you do?" Tea asked from her spot on the Sofa causing Joey to put his hand on the back of his head and do a rather unconvincing laugh."What do you mean what did I do?"
"Well that crash was either you or the other screaming Dog we have in this house." Said Kaiba with a smirk.
"HEY I'M NOT A..." Before Joey could finish the sound of screaming was heard as Mokuba ran down the stairs a look of absolute Terror on his face and locked himself in the cuboard under the stairs. From there several incoherant screams where heard before he went horase. "Okay Joey tell us the truth what did you do?" Said Yugi rather grumpily as Mokuba's screams had awoken him from his nap.
"Alright I was up in the attic, and IopenedthisbookandPegasuscameout!" He said the last part in such a blur it was hard to make out for the others. "WHAT!?" Was their answer as they all ran up the stairs towards the attic. Sure enough sitting in the floor was a very dazed Maximillion Pegasus.
Getting their new addition settled in was quiet Easy, Yugi insisting on making him use the cuboard under the stairs with the intention of running up and down them in the middle of the night. He agreed to it and soon enough everything went back to normal, or at least as normal as it got in this houseshare. They eventually managed to pry Mokuba out from the Cuboard and he ran up to his room mumbling something about Cherry soda, Cheese Curls, and Funny Bunny.
Meanwhile, Bakura was not a happy camper he had guessed that about 50% of the blood in his body was now at a certain location in his head, and that at least half of his brain cells were now dead. Aside from being upside down and feeling increasingly stupid, his Yami was standing on the floor laughing uncontrolably and poking him with a stick. Why was it he always had the worst luck? What time was it anyways? and what was that big Crash that had caused Mokuba to run screaming through the hallway?
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Okay so that ends the first chapter, please read and reveiw, I'll give you a lollipop if you do. Also the two devious younger women responsible for the groups imprisonment would also like to say that you can send the cast useful stuff seeing as though, They can't leave the house. *Cackles Manically(Sp?)
Authors notes: Alright first of all I'd like to say that this story is influenced by two stories Bagenders, and BunkBeds, which are for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter respectivly the first by Lady Alyssa and the second by Dee-and-Essy both are absolutly hillarious and I recomend Reading them.
TITLE: The house Insanity Built
RATING: PG
GENRE: Humor/Humor
SUMMARY: What happens when the Yu-Gi-Oh! cast are forced to spend the summer locked in a house together? Absolute Chaos? Total Insanity? Merry Mayhem? All of the above?
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Chapter 1: The war for the top bunk
They had no ideal who put them in this position but they were sure that whoever did it was going to pay dearly for it. It had started out as a typical summer until the letters had arrived, addressed to Misters Y. Motou, S. Kaiba, M. Kaiba, R. Bakura, T. Taylor, J. Wheeler,and Ms. S. Wheeler, and T. Gardner. Upon arriving at the house the gates had slammed and a rather large invisble electric barrier set up. Deciding the rooms were easy enough Yugi and Joey, had taken the first bedroom on the second floor which had a rather lovely picture window, Tea, Serenity, and Mokuba had volonteered to share the second room which had a fairly large closet. Seto set up a Hammock in the lving room. Leaving Tristan and Bakura the last bedroom which consisted of nothing but a pair of bunk beds and so began the slow depletion of the groups sanity.
"WHy can't I have the top bunk!?" Bakura practically yelled as Tristan lay on the top bunk.
"Simple, men are suposed to be on a higher level than men."
"But I'm NOT a girl!"
"No but you look like one same diffrence then."
Bakura growled and stormed out of the room, slamming the door before opening it again and proclaiming "THIS MEANS WAR TRISTAN TAYLOR!" he yelled as he slammed the door again, this time causing one of the pictures in the hall to fall of the wall. Tea peeked out of her room followed by the heads of Mokuba and Serentiy. "What was that about?" Serenity asked as they followed the angry Bakura down the stairs. Sitting in the living were Seto who hardly ever left his hammock which was set up in the corner of the room giving him a perfect veiw of the TV, the TV itself only had two channels, which were the twenty four hour Soap opera network, and Channel five. Seto sat there greatly emersed in one of the featured soap operas. Sitting in the recliner His head towards the floor snoring was Yugi. "Hey Kaiba have you seen Bakura?" Asked Tea as they came to him, he didn't speak simply pointed towards the kitchen.
Bakura sat in the kitchen reading the morning paper and drinking a cup of coffe. Bakura was normally a reasonalbe person, he had managed to keep Joey from trying to Kill Kaiba, Tristan from trying to kill Joey and had somehow manged to keep his Yami under control at the same time. "Bakura?"Serenity being the most reasonable of thm other than Bakura himself spoke to him.
"What?" Bakura asked bitterly as he flicked the pages of the Paper from on to another.
"What's wrong." Tristan's taking the top bunk, he say's I'm to feminen to have top."
"He said that?"
"No I put it in my own words he just called me a girl, the idiot." Bakura only sounded like this when his Yami was in control and from the looks of things, he was.
"Ouch, that takes your pride down a notch." Tea commented causing Bakura to glare at her.
"Sorry geez." She took this time to make her way out of the kitchen.
Mokuba had never quiet been the same since his soul had been locked in the card by Pegasus. He was fairly normal most of the time, trying to be helpful, but that would soon lead to simple gibbering followed by full on Hullucination leading to him looking himself in the cabniets, the cuboard under the stairs, in the closet, and of course let's not forget the Central heating cuboard. Today he sat at the coffe table with his drawing pad, grining slightly as he drew. "Hey there Mokuba what are you drawing?" Tea asked leaning over to see the sketch pad before Mokuba pulled it up posseively and screamed "NO IT'S MINE YOU CAN'T HAVE ME YOU CAN'T HAVE ME!" With this he ran up the stairs leaving nothing but a red, orange and black blur. Tea blinked "Okay that was weird." What was about to happen was going to be even weirder though. Bakura walked out of the kitchen with his hands full of powdered sugar, syrup, and several other things. "Bakura! What are you doing?"
"Serenity's right I need to get my point across, Now I'm going to need an industrial size spool of thread a coupl buckets, a pillowslip and a fluffy white persain cat." He said running up the stairs. As he said this Tea simply blinked wildly and wondered what she had done to deserve this? or even better, what had Bakura done to deserve this?
Bakura was not a happy person. Not in the least and now it was time for something he had wanted to do for a very long time Revenge. "There we go." He said as he finished with the part of his plan that envolved the bathroom and proceeded towards the bedroom he and tristan shared. 'How dare he call me a girl!' He thought to himself as he wound the last bit of string around the door and rigged the bucket on top of the doorframe to fall down when the door was opened. He stepped back to admire his work, forgetting about the rope he had set up to string Tristan from the ceiling.
Serenity was as of now the only sane member of the houseshare. She had of course been intrusted to do the house finacial accounts even though they were being payed for by the person who had put them there. As she sat there ever the mature young lady a calculator in on hand a pencil in the other, and a second Penicl behind her ear, writting in a small black book. She had the worst feeling that Bakura had taken her advise the wrong way, but of course there was soon to be bigger problems, much bigger problems.Gigantic Problems.
Several loud crashing noises where heard and the sound of running was heard shortly after Joey Wheeler made his was down the stairs, as he reached the baniester he slowly stopped and walked by trying to look casual as possible in his sitiuation and whistling.
"Alright Joey what did you do?" Tea asked from her spot on the Sofa causing Joey to put his hand on the back of his head and do a rather unconvincing laugh."What do you mean what did I do?"
"Well that crash was either you or the other screaming Dog we have in this house." Said Kaiba with a smirk.
"HEY I'M NOT A..." Before Joey could finish the sound of screaming was heard as Mokuba ran down the stairs a look of absolute Terror on his face and locked himself in the cuboard under the stairs. From there several incoherant screams where heard before he went horase. "Okay Joey tell us the truth what did you do?" Said Yugi rather grumpily as Mokuba's screams had awoken him from his nap.
"Alright I was up in the attic, and IopenedthisbookandPegasuscameout!" He said the last part in such a blur it was hard to make out for the others. "WHAT!?" Was their answer as they all ran up the stairs towards the attic. Sure enough sitting in the floor was a very dazed Maximillion Pegasus.
Getting their new addition settled in was quiet Easy, Yugi insisting on making him use the cuboard under the stairs with the intention of running up and down them in the middle of the night. He agreed to it and soon enough everything went back to normal, or at least as normal as it got in this houseshare. They eventually managed to pry Mokuba out from the Cuboard and he ran up to his room mumbling something about Cherry soda, Cheese Curls, and Funny Bunny.
Meanwhile, Bakura was not a happy camper he had guessed that about 50% of the blood in his body was now at a certain location in his head, and that at least half of his brain cells were now dead. Aside from being upside down and feeling increasingly stupid, his Yami was standing on the floor laughing uncontrolably and poking him with a stick. Why was it he always had the worst luck? What time was it anyways? and what was that big Crash that had caused Mokuba to run screaming through the hallway?
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Okay so that ends the first chapter, please read and reveiw, I'll give you a lollipop if you do. Also the two devious younger women responsible for the groups imprisonment would also like to say that you can send the cast useful stuff seeing as though, They can't leave the house. *Cackles Manically(Sp?)