Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Alright thanks to all those who reveiwed.
Author(Ess) Notes: This chapter is just an excuse for me and everyone else to visualize their favorite (Or least favorite) characters in their P. J.s so sue me! It's still funny.
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Chapter 3: Bedtime secrets
"ALRIGHT YOU CAN HAVE THE TOP BUNK JUST PLEASE NO MORE BARNEY PLEASE!!!!" Tristans frightened screams came through the house causing several to shudder and causing a certain black haired Kaiba to run through the halls cackling manically. Yami Bakura smiled at his recent accomplishmen, "Well Ryou I guess that's another thing you owe..." Yami Bakura turned around to find his Hikari was laying on the top bunk a pair of Headphones on blasting Linkin' Park as loud as possible without shattering your eardrums. Thus resulting a the mandantory sweatdrop, followed by both Yami Bakura and Tristan (Who was conviently enough tied to a chair at the moment.) falling over with loud thuds.
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Midnight at the houseshare was a special time for both Yami and Seto, you see it was at this time that they were sure Pegasus was sound asleep in whatever twisted place he called his dream world. How were they so sure? Well it was because Pegasus had the little problem of talking in his sleep. Thus while he was asleep he was constantly muttering things like, "But Mommy I don't want to go to school today I wanna stay home and bake cookies with YOU!" As Seto reached into his Pajama pocket and pulled out a small Kazoo and proceeded to play the Funeral March before changing it to the traditional "Da Da Da Da DA!" that Scrappy Doo normally used while charging at a random ghost in the Scooby Doo series before they both screamed "CHARGE" and ran up and down the stairs several times very loudly. Enter a very angry Maxamillion Pegasus, His hair up in curlers, His eyes reflecting nothing but anger, wearing a pair of pink P.J.'s with Images of cartoon rabbits on them (a.k.a. Funny Bunny P.J.'s! ^_^.),matching pair of Pink fuzzy bunny slippers and a stuffed Doll resembling Cecilia his late wife. "Why you!" He screamed running towards Seto his arms outstretched as though he was about to attempt to strangle him neither Yugi or Seto paying any attention to him to busy laughing. "IT TOOK ME THREE YEARS TO HAVE THAT DREAM AGAIN!" He screamed as he proceeded to strangle the young CEO before the lights came on. "What the Hell is going on here!?"
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It would have painted a very odd picture to anyone else as the members of the houshare that had been woken up by Pegasus's screaming walked down the stairs. Tea was the first to make her way downstairs she wore a pair of Light Pink Pajama's her hair up in a showercap and one of those facial masks on Her hands placed firmly on her hips her eye's squinted into one of those looks that automatically makes everyone in the room's blood run cold (Wether they've done something or not.), Serenity came next looking, less scary her hair was down several parts of it sticking up but not managing yet to resemble that of a burning bush, Her P.J.s had small candy hearts (Your know the one's that say things like 'Be Mine', 'I Luv You' and other mushy Valentines day things.) on them and she was still half asleep, "mommy, what happened?" she murmered just barely audible as she rubbed her eyes sleepily. Bakura was the next person to come down, He wore a pair of Black silk P.J.s and would have looked rather serious, (And Sexy ^_^) had it not been for the Change of Heart Plushie he was holding limply in one hand his eye's half shut giving him the look of a small child who had gotten out of bed because he had, had a bad dream. Next, was that Bad dream that Bakura woke up from, Tristan Taylor, being the oh so intellegent Moron that he is had decided that since he was a 'Real Man' and 'Real Men' don't wear Pajamas that he was going to scar everyone in the house by sleeping in nothing but Boxer shorts. Following next was Joey who was wearing a long white pull-over T-Shirt, and a pair of blue and white striped boxer shorts, his hair sticking up more than usual "What the hecks going on here?" He asked grogily as he bumped into Bakura who had miraculosly fallen back asleep standing up. The sound of the Bathroom door opening and closing and the toilet flushing was heard as Yami Bakura, with a serious case of bed hair came out dressed in a pair of Black P.J.'s similar to Ryou's except for the little Chibi Change of Heart's on them. He walked past them all not even noticing the scene of Pegasus attempting to kill Seto and mumbled. "4:45 a.m. Time to get up, must have Java, Must make...13 egg omlette..." and walked into the kitchen.
"What are we down here for again?" Serenity half mumbled " Don't know, don't care." Answered Joey with this the entire group agreed and walked back up towards their rooms. Pegasus let go of Seto's neck, Yami disappered back into his soul-room, and the two left Kaiba in his Ice Blue P.J.s and Pegasus with his Cecilia Plushie and Funny Bunny P.J.s walked back to their respective rooms almost completely forgetting what had happened.
______________________________________________________________________ The next morning Serenity still in her P.J.s walked down the stairs, through the living room, and into the kitchen to find Yami Bakura asleep drapped over top of the now overflowing sink. She paid no attention to this as she poured herself a cup of the coffee that was in the coffee maker. She tookon drink swirled it around in her mouth and then spit it out in a deep brown spray before screaming "WHAT THE HELL IS IN THIS STUFF!? IT TASTES LIKE..." Before she could get the last word out Joey entered, "Watch your Mouth Serenity!"
"Sorry, it tastes like Crap! A big steaming pile of crap. Want some?" She held out the cup towards her brother who took it and drank the whole thing. "Not bad, bit chunky but hey I likes." Serenity shook her head. "Men, Can't live with em', can't lie without em', Can't shoot em and bury em' in the backyard."
"Nope cause the dogs will only dig up the bones!" Remarked Joey as he walked out.
Yami walked down the stairs his hair, no longer spiked up but dripping wet and down showing that it was rather long and went down just a little over his shoulders, in a purple bathrobe and cup of coffe in his hands even through the spirit was dripping wet he was still half asleep as he walked out on the front lawn to pick up the morning paper.
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Okay adding one more character to the houseshare, I need the details on Maliks Personality. Thanks.
~ We See Danielle and Heather Dressed in sequin mini-dresses.~
Heather: Why are we doing this again?
Danielle: So I can get more reveiws and you get to picture all the bad things I do to Pegasus.
Heather: Oh yeah ^_^. *Pushes switch sign comes on and flickers out.*
Danielle: What happened?
Heather: How should I know just give it a good kick!
Danielle: *Kicks sign Breaks foot in the process. Sign lights up with the words EAT @ JOE'S In Neon Blue with the @ sign blinking on and off.* Heather that's not what It's suposed to say.
Heather: Kick it again.
Danielle:*Kicks it and several bone crunching noises are heard as the words READ & REVEIW come on in Neon blue." Good now I won't have to kill my feet. *As she says this the & symbol breaks off and lands on Danielles toe causing her to swear loudly.*
Heather:*Sweatdrop* Read the sign people, Obey the sign people, Eat at Joes then Read and Reveiw.
Alright thanks to all those who reveiwed.
Author(Ess) Notes: This chapter is just an excuse for me and everyone else to visualize their favorite (Or least favorite) characters in their P. J.s so sue me! It's still funny.
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Chapter 3: Bedtime secrets
"ALRIGHT YOU CAN HAVE THE TOP BUNK JUST PLEASE NO MORE BARNEY PLEASE!!!!" Tristans frightened screams came through the house causing several to shudder and causing a certain black haired Kaiba to run through the halls cackling manically. Yami Bakura smiled at his recent accomplishmen, "Well Ryou I guess that's another thing you owe..." Yami Bakura turned around to find his Hikari was laying on the top bunk a pair of Headphones on blasting Linkin' Park as loud as possible without shattering your eardrums. Thus resulting a the mandantory sweatdrop, followed by both Yami Bakura and Tristan (Who was conviently enough tied to a chair at the moment.) falling over with loud thuds.
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Midnight at the houseshare was a special time for both Yami and Seto, you see it was at this time that they were sure Pegasus was sound asleep in whatever twisted place he called his dream world. How were they so sure? Well it was because Pegasus had the little problem of talking in his sleep. Thus while he was asleep he was constantly muttering things like, "But Mommy I don't want to go to school today I wanna stay home and bake cookies with YOU!" As Seto reached into his Pajama pocket and pulled out a small Kazoo and proceeded to play the Funeral March before changing it to the traditional "Da Da Da Da DA!" that Scrappy Doo normally used while charging at a random ghost in the Scooby Doo series before they both screamed "CHARGE" and ran up and down the stairs several times very loudly. Enter a very angry Maxamillion Pegasus, His hair up in curlers, His eyes reflecting nothing but anger, wearing a pair of pink P.J.'s with Images of cartoon rabbits on them (a.k.a. Funny Bunny P.J.'s! ^_^.),matching pair of Pink fuzzy bunny slippers and a stuffed Doll resembling Cecilia his late wife. "Why you!" He screamed running towards Seto his arms outstretched as though he was about to attempt to strangle him neither Yugi or Seto paying any attention to him to busy laughing. "IT TOOK ME THREE YEARS TO HAVE THAT DREAM AGAIN!" He screamed as he proceeded to strangle the young CEO before the lights came on. "What the Hell is going on here!?"
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It would have painted a very odd picture to anyone else as the members of the houshare that had been woken up by Pegasus's screaming walked down the stairs. Tea was the first to make her way downstairs she wore a pair of Light Pink Pajama's her hair up in a showercap and one of those facial masks on Her hands placed firmly on her hips her eye's squinted into one of those looks that automatically makes everyone in the room's blood run cold (Wether they've done something or not.), Serenity came next looking, less scary her hair was down several parts of it sticking up but not managing yet to resemble that of a burning bush, Her P.J.s had small candy hearts (Your know the one's that say things like 'Be Mine', 'I Luv You' and other mushy Valentines day things.) on them and she was still half asleep, "mommy, what happened?" she murmered just barely audible as she rubbed her eyes sleepily. Bakura was the next person to come down, He wore a pair of Black silk P.J.s and would have looked rather serious, (And Sexy ^_^) had it not been for the Change of Heart Plushie he was holding limply in one hand his eye's half shut giving him the look of a small child who had gotten out of bed because he had, had a bad dream. Next, was that Bad dream that Bakura woke up from, Tristan Taylor, being the oh so intellegent Moron that he is had decided that since he was a 'Real Man' and 'Real Men' don't wear Pajamas that he was going to scar everyone in the house by sleeping in nothing but Boxer shorts. Following next was Joey who was wearing a long white pull-over T-Shirt, and a pair of blue and white striped boxer shorts, his hair sticking up more than usual "What the hecks going on here?" He asked grogily as he bumped into Bakura who had miraculosly fallen back asleep standing up. The sound of the Bathroom door opening and closing and the toilet flushing was heard as Yami Bakura, with a serious case of bed hair came out dressed in a pair of Black P.J.'s similar to Ryou's except for the little Chibi Change of Heart's on them. He walked past them all not even noticing the scene of Pegasus attempting to kill Seto and mumbled. "4:45 a.m. Time to get up, must have Java, Must make...13 egg omlette..." and walked into the kitchen.
"What are we down here for again?" Serenity half mumbled " Don't know, don't care." Answered Joey with this the entire group agreed and walked back up towards their rooms. Pegasus let go of Seto's neck, Yami disappered back into his soul-room, and the two left Kaiba in his Ice Blue P.J.s and Pegasus with his Cecilia Plushie and Funny Bunny P.J.s walked back to their respective rooms almost completely forgetting what had happened.
______________________________________________________________________ The next morning Serenity still in her P.J.s walked down the stairs, through the living room, and into the kitchen to find Yami Bakura asleep drapped over top of the now overflowing sink. She paid no attention to this as she poured herself a cup of the coffee that was in the coffee maker. She tookon drink swirled it around in her mouth and then spit it out in a deep brown spray before screaming "WHAT THE HELL IS IN THIS STUFF!? IT TASTES LIKE..." Before she could get the last word out Joey entered, "Watch your Mouth Serenity!"
"Sorry, it tastes like Crap! A big steaming pile of crap. Want some?" She held out the cup towards her brother who took it and drank the whole thing. "Not bad, bit chunky but hey I likes." Serenity shook her head. "Men, Can't live with em', can't lie without em', Can't shoot em and bury em' in the backyard."
"Nope cause the dogs will only dig up the bones!" Remarked Joey as he walked out.
Yami walked down the stairs his hair, no longer spiked up but dripping wet and down showing that it was rather long and went down just a little over his shoulders, in a purple bathrobe and cup of coffe in his hands even through the spirit was dripping wet he was still half asleep as he walked out on the front lawn to pick up the morning paper.
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Okay adding one more character to the houseshare, I need the details on Maliks Personality. Thanks.
~ We See Danielle and Heather Dressed in sequin mini-dresses.~
Heather: Why are we doing this again?
Danielle: So I can get more reveiws and you get to picture all the bad things I do to Pegasus.
Heather: Oh yeah ^_^. *Pushes switch sign comes on and flickers out.*
Danielle: What happened?
Heather: How should I know just give it a good kick!
Danielle: *Kicks sign Breaks foot in the process. Sign lights up with the words EAT @ JOE'S In Neon Blue with the @ sign blinking on and off.* Heather that's not what It's suposed to say.
Heather: Kick it again.
Danielle:*Kicks it and several bone crunching noises are heard as the words READ & REVEIW come on in Neon blue." Good now I won't have to kill my feet. *As she says this the & symbol breaks off and lands on Danielles toe causing her to swear loudly.*
Heather:*Sweatdrop* Read the sign people, Obey the sign people, Eat at Joes then Read and Reveiw.