Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or any of the characters. So please don't sue me.
Author(Ess) Notes: It has come to my attention the Yugi and Yami are not getting any of the spotlight being a fellow Yami/Yugi lover myself I don't know how it got past me.(Okay I do Yami Bakura bribed me into it!^_^; *Major sweatdropage.*) But anyways in this chapter Yami get's the limelight with his brilliant ideal. Okay and thanks for the info on Malik. I somehow heard a diffrent story about he and Yami Bakura though, they were just out to get Yugi's Millenium puzzle (or more specifically Yami Bakura was after the puzzle and Malik just wanted to kill Yugi.)I already knew about Isis she gave me a hell of a time in the Forbidden Memories game. Also special thanks to Heather for her suggestion Pegasus's bedroom.
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Chapter4:In which Pegasus insults Yami's Hair,and Malik arrives in a box
Saturday morning was always the most amusing day of the week. Today Pegasus was chasing around a very hyper Mokuba who was in turn holding the remote, which prevented our dear Peggsy from watching his Saturday morning cartoons. Seto was in turn laughing so hard he threatened to fall out of the hammock several times. Meanwhile in the kitchen Bakura was busy fixing breakfast (Seeing as though he was the only person who could cook without burning it.) humming a cheery little tune softly as Tea and Serenity sat at their usual place at the table flipping through the morning paper.
Yami relaxed a little as he flipped a pair of gold rimmed sunglasses on and rubbed some tanning lotion on himself. Saturday was one of the only days he could see any peace with Yugi and the others glued to the TV. He lay on a lounge chair in the backyard wishing desprately for a swimming pool. "But of course we don't." He said to himself as he shut his eye's lay back and slowly fell into a nice dream. Of course by nice I mean him basking in the luxury of a swimming pool with several Beautiful Bikini-clad Babes feeding him grapes and giggling like school girls and all of the males of the houseshare watching from behind a glass wall. (All Yami fan girls glare at her holding tourches and wooden steaks (Wrong Steak bucko.)) Poor Yami he never suspected it, flying out from over the fence came several water balloons hitting the Pharoah right in the head and leaving him completely drenched. "What the Hell was that!?" He jumped up out of the lounge chair and ran over to the fence. In the next yard were three young children all giggling Mainically. "Um Excuse me but do you please think you could refrain from hurling your balloons in that certain direction while I'm sunbathing?" He asked polietly although secretly wishing to go over the fence and strangle them. There were few things he could tollerate and small children hurling water balloons at hims while he was sunbathing was NOT, I repeat NOT one of them. "Dream on Hair boy!" Called one of the boys as he threw a water balloon at the Yamis head barely missing him. "Hair boy huh? You wanna play games I'll give you games." The Pharoah smirked as he walked back into the house now with more purpose than ever.
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Yami walked into the kitchen soaking wet, causing Serenity and Tea to look at him oddly. Bakura payed little attention as he was digging through the bottom cabinets looking for something on his pair of faded blue jeans could be seen. "Yami what happened?" Tea asked putting her paper down. "Nothing that won't be avenged shortly." Smirked the Pharoah and he walked off.
Okaaay, that was weird." Tea reamarked and returned to her paper as if nothing had happened. Bakura finally pulled his head out of the cabinets wearing a lose button up black T-Shirt. "Where did Yami go?" He asked "I heard him here a minute ago."
"He went that way." Both Tea and Serenity pointed towards the living room and Bakura walked off.
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"Looking for something Pharoah?" The haughy voice of Yami Bakura came from behind Yami as he looked up from the drawer in Tea and Serenity's bedroom. "Found it." He smirked as he held up one of Tea's Bra's. Yami Bakura frowned a look of confused amusment on his face, "Are Ryou and I the only one's in this house who don't turn to cross dressing?'' Yami just about burst into fits of laughter as Yami Bakura said this, the white haired tomb-robber leaned up against the doorframe and crossed his arms. "Really now what are you going to do with that?" He asked a smirk on his face.
"There are some brats outside who need to be taught a leason care to help me out?" Yami bakura in didn't look a bit intreguied, "Tell you what Pharoah I think I'll just go take a rain check on that little offer as fun as it may sound to throw water balloons at younger kids I might mess up my hair. or something else people these days use as an excuse. Go ask Pegasus or something else that doesn't have a brain."He said as he turned and walked out the door. Yami shook his head and then went to fill up the water balloons.
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"Where's Pegasus?" Yami asked as he got downstairs holding a box of water balloons, he had decided to put his pride aside this time, and ask Pegasus to help him in his little ordeal with the neighborhood kids. "In his room." Said Seto as he pointed to the cubboard under the stairs. With this Yami walked over and knocked on the door, "Can I come in." From behind the door the voice of Pegasus called out an answer "NO!"
"Why not?"Asked Yami grinning slightly. Pegasus didn't answer only opened the door slightly stuck his arm out and put a small sign on a nail. The sign was labled "Your hair cannot be this tall in order to enter the room." had a line right under the words that Yami's hair definatly went above. Seto at this point finally lost it and fell off the hammock. "Hey...Seto my good friend..Have you seen Mokuba around here?" Asked Yami doing his best "Your such a great friend give me this." face "He's in his room no he can't help you throw water balloons at the kids." answered Kaiba with a smirk. "Damn."
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Mokuba had definatly been playing to much Metal Gear Solid these days, he did his best impression of solid Snake as he crept around the corner of the staircase and slowly opened the door of the cuboard under the stairs, a super soaker gripped tightly in one hand and manical grin on his face. (Insert: adorable)When he stepped inside he almost fell over how did Pegasus get all this stuff in this little room?! Inside was a large four poster canopy bed with cotton candy pink satin sheets the floor was carpeted in a light green shade. Aside from the many fluffy pink pillows that sat on the bed there were also several stuffed animals. A small lamp which was held up by a resin figure of a woman in an elegant blue dress with blonde hair. A book shelf containing an assorted libary of books including "The complete Idiots guide to Fortune telling.", "How to wax your own asperagus." and " Microsoft Windows...For dummies.". "Now there's a suiting libary for him." Mokuba muttered to himself, "Now where'd the Idiot go?" As if on cue Maxamillion Pegasus entered the room from another door wearing (for once something not pink.) a black bathroom his hair soaking wet and up in curlers. When he finally caught sight of Mokuba who had now been mentally scared for life by this sight he let out a girlish shriek and attempted to run out of the room only succeeding in running into the bathroom door.
Mokuba walked out of the room looking stunned, "Mokuba what's wrong?" asked Seto as he caught sight of his brother coming out of PEGASUS'S room of all places. Mokuba's eye twitched as he made his way up the stairs, "Nothing big Bro, absolutely nothing."
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Yami walked back in at about 7:00 hair soaking wet and went up to Yugi's bedroom where Yugi,Joey,Tristan, and Bakura (Not Yami Bakura he's in the living room with Seto watching soap operas.) sat play Yatzee all dressed in their P.J's except for Tristan who was forbidden to walk around the house like that. Yugi was wearing a pair that were sea green and had little chibi Dark Magicians on them. "Hey Yami." said Yugi handing him a towel and his Pajama's (Which were VERY lose and showed quiet a large amount of his chest and they were of course purple.) he changed (In the bathroom get your mind out of the gutter ladies!) and joined them in their game.
The sun was slowly setting when suddenly there came a knock on the door, Seto being as of now the only person in the Living room which was where the front door was reluctantly got up and opened it. Standing outside was the delivery man pushing a dolley which had a large box on it labled to: The members of the houseshare. enjoy! "That any of youse that live here?" he asked holding out the clipboard for Seto to sign. He did and then the Delivery man took the box and dropped it on the middle of the floor, was it just Seto or did the contents of the box just go "ouch"? As soon as the Delivery man was gone Seto took to the task of opening the box. Only find the contents slightly odd. Yep that's right a tall Egyptian boy with light almost white shoulder length hair and liliac purple eye's fell out of the box followed by another Egyptian a girl with long black hair, blue eye's, and an Egyptian style Head dress. "Ouch." Moaned the boy as he got up and rubbed his head, as everything began to become clear again he finally relized he was on the floor in front of a very stunned Seto Kaiba. "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!" He asked as he jumped up.
Author(Ess) Notes: It has come to my attention the Yugi and Yami are not getting any of the spotlight being a fellow Yami/Yugi lover myself I don't know how it got past me.(Okay I do Yami Bakura bribed me into it!^_^; *Major sweatdropage.*) But anyways in this chapter Yami get's the limelight with his brilliant ideal. Okay and thanks for the info on Malik. I somehow heard a diffrent story about he and Yami Bakura though, they were just out to get Yugi's Millenium puzzle (or more specifically Yami Bakura was after the puzzle and Malik just wanted to kill Yugi.)I already knew about Isis she gave me a hell of a time in the Forbidden Memories game. Also special thanks to Heather for her suggestion Pegasus's bedroom.
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Chapter4:In which Pegasus insults Yami's Hair,and Malik arrives in a box
Saturday morning was always the most amusing day of the week. Today Pegasus was chasing around a very hyper Mokuba who was in turn holding the remote, which prevented our dear Peggsy from watching his Saturday morning cartoons. Seto was in turn laughing so hard he threatened to fall out of the hammock several times. Meanwhile in the kitchen Bakura was busy fixing breakfast (Seeing as though he was the only person who could cook without burning it.) humming a cheery little tune softly as Tea and Serenity sat at their usual place at the table flipping through the morning paper.
Yami relaxed a little as he flipped a pair of gold rimmed sunglasses on and rubbed some tanning lotion on himself. Saturday was one of the only days he could see any peace with Yugi and the others glued to the TV. He lay on a lounge chair in the backyard wishing desprately for a swimming pool. "But of course we don't." He said to himself as he shut his eye's lay back and slowly fell into a nice dream. Of course by nice I mean him basking in the luxury of a swimming pool with several Beautiful Bikini-clad Babes feeding him grapes and giggling like school girls and all of the males of the houseshare watching from behind a glass wall. (All Yami fan girls glare at her holding tourches and wooden steaks (Wrong Steak bucko.)) Poor Yami he never suspected it, flying out from over the fence came several water balloons hitting the Pharoah right in the head and leaving him completely drenched. "What the Hell was that!?" He jumped up out of the lounge chair and ran over to the fence. In the next yard were three young children all giggling Mainically. "Um Excuse me but do you please think you could refrain from hurling your balloons in that certain direction while I'm sunbathing?" He asked polietly although secretly wishing to go over the fence and strangle them. There were few things he could tollerate and small children hurling water balloons at hims while he was sunbathing was NOT, I repeat NOT one of them. "Dream on Hair boy!" Called one of the boys as he threw a water balloon at the Yamis head barely missing him. "Hair boy huh? You wanna play games I'll give you games." The Pharoah smirked as he walked back into the house now with more purpose than ever.
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Yami walked into the kitchen soaking wet, causing Serenity and Tea to look at him oddly. Bakura payed little attention as he was digging through the bottom cabinets looking for something on his pair of faded blue jeans could be seen. "Yami what happened?" Tea asked putting her paper down. "Nothing that won't be avenged shortly." Smirked the Pharoah and he walked off.
Okaaay, that was weird." Tea reamarked and returned to her paper as if nothing had happened. Bakura finally pulled his head out of the cabinets wearing a lose button up black T-Shirt. "Where did Yami go?" He asked "I heard him here a minute ago."
"He went that way." Both Tea and Serenity pointed towards the living room and Bakura walked off.
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"Looking for something Pharoah?" The haughy voice of Yami Bakura came from behind Yami as he looked up from the drawer in Tea and Serenity's bedroom. "Found it." He smirked as he held up one of Tea's Bra's. Yami Bakura frowned a look of confused amusment on his face, "Are Ryou and I the only one's in this house who don't turn to cross dressing?'' Yami just about burst into fits of laughter as Yami Bakura said this, the white haired tomb-robber leaned up against the doorframe and crossed his arms. "Really now what are you going to do with that?" He asked a smirk on his face.
"There are some brats outside who need to be taught a leason care to help me out?" Yami bakura in didn't look a bit intreguied, "Tell you what Pharoah I think I'll just go take a rain check on that little offer as fun as it may sound to throw water balloons at younger kids I might mess up my hair. or something else people these days use as an excuse. Go ask Pegasus or something else that doesn't have a brain."He said as he turned and walked out the door. Yami shook his head and then went to fill up the water balloons.
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"Where's Pegasus?" Yami asked as he got downstairs holding a box of water balloons, he had decided to put his pride aside this time, and ask Pegasus to help him in his little ordeal with the neighborhood kids. "In his room." Said Seto as he pointed to the cubboard under the stairs. With this Yami walked over and knocked on the door, "Can I come in." From behind the door the voice of Pegasus called out an answer "NO!"
"Why not?"Asked Yami grinning slightly. Pegasus didn't answer only opened the door slightly stuck his arm out and put a small sign on a nail. The sign was labled "Your hair cannot be this tall in order to enter the room." had a line right under the words that Yami's hair definatly went above. Seto at this point finally lost it and fell off the hammock. "Hey...Seto my good friend..Have you seen Mokuba around here?" Asked Yami doing his best "Your such a great friend give me this." face "He's in his room no he can't help you throw water balloons at the kids." answered Kaiba with a smirk. "Damn."
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Mokuba had definatly been playing to much Metal Gear Solid these days, he did his best impression of solid Snake as he crept around the corner of the staircase and slowly opened the door of the cuboard under the stairs, a super soaker gripped tightly in one hand and manical grin on his face. (Insert: adorable)When he stepped inside he almost fell over how did Pegasus get all this stuff in this little room?! Inside was a large four poster canopy bed with cotton candy pink satin sheets the floor was carpeted in a light green shade. Aside from the many fluffy pink pillows that sat on the bed there were also several stuffed animals. A small lamp which was held up by a resin figure of a woman in an elegant blue dress with blonde hair. A book shelf containing an assorted libary of books including "The complete Idiots guide to Fortune telling.", "How to wax your own asperagus." and " Microsoft Windows...For dummies.". "Now there's a suiting libary for him." Mokuba muttered to himself, "Now where'd the Idiot go?" As if on cue Maxamillion Pegasus entered the room from another door wearing (for once something not pink.) a black bathroom his hair soaking wet and up in curlers. When he finally caught sight of Mokuba who had now been mentally scared for life by this sight he let out a girlish shriek and attempted to run out of the room only succeeding in running into the bathroom door.
Mokuba walked out of the room looking stunned, "Mokuba what's wrong?" asked Seto as he caught sight of his brother coming out of PEGASUS'S room of all places. Mokuba's eye twitched as he made his way up the stairs, "Nothing big Bro, absolutely nothing."
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Yami walked back in at about 7:00 hair soaking wet and went up to Yugi's bedroom where Yugi,Joey,Tristan, and Bakura (Not Yami Bakura he's in the living room with Seto watching soap operas.) sat play Yatzee all dressed in their P.J's except for Tristan who was forbidden to walk around the house like that. Yugi was wearing a pair that were sea green and had little chibi Dark Magicians on them. "Hey Yami." said Yugi handing him a towel and his Pajama's (Which were VERY lose and showed quiet a large amount of his chest and they were of course purple.) he changed (In the bathroom get your mind out of the gutter ladies!) and joined them in their game.
The sun was slowly setting when suddenly there came a knock on the door, Seto being as of now the only person in the Living room which was where the front door was reluctantly got up and opened it. Standing outside was the delivery man pushing a dolley which had a large box on it labled to: The members of the houseshare. enjoy! "That any of youse that live here?" he asked holding out the clipboard for Seto to sign. He did and then the Delivery man took the box and dropped it on the middle of the floor, was it just Seto or did the contents of the box just go "ouch"? As soon as the Delivery man was gone Seto took to the task of opening the box. Only find the contents slightly odd. Yep that's right a tall Egyptian boy with light almost white shoulder length hair and liliac purple eye's fell out of the box followed by another Egyptian a girl with long black hair, blue eye's, and an Egyptian style Head dress. "Ouch." Moaned the boy as he got up and rubbed his head, as everything began to become clear again he finally relized he was on the floor in front of a very stunned Seto Kaiba. "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!" He asked as he jumped up.