Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Kingdom Hearts, SpongeBob Squarepants, or any other name brand things mentioned in this story so don't sue me.
Notes to the reviewers and other stuff: Okay, Shay Pegasus has absolutly nothing to do when he's stuck in the houseshare so he spends him time before bed in his room, primping and then the next morning he brushes the curls out. I know weird right? Also for those of you who haven't relized only Yami Bakura refers to Bakura as Ryou everyone else just calls him Bakura.
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Chapter 5: The bathroom rota from...Toon world!? Okay who wrote this?!
"Oh boy, this is a problem." Yugi shook his head, all of the members of the houseshare had gathered for a meeting to dicuss where their new members should sleep. "Yeah considering we have no more rooms except the attic and the basement and I don't wanna know what else is in the attic after we found him!" Remarked Joey as he pointed a finger at Pegasus who tried his best to look innocent of all possible crimes. Only suceeding in the look that screams 'SMACK ME!' . "Now my dear Joey why would I be a problem?" He asked in the same mocking tone he used on both Yugi and Kaiba during their duels. "Trust me you don't want that answered." Said Seto with a smirk.
"Well actually I wouldn't mind staying in the basement." Isis answered settling one of the two's sleeping places.
"Okay now what do we do about Malik?" asked Serenity as she looked at the blonde Egyptian who was sitting in the floor in front of the coffee table staring fixately on the TV.
"Well we can always fold out the couch bed." Said Tea in a reasonable manner.
"The couch has a bed in it?" Yami Bakura look puzzled, "And to think I kicked Ryou out of the bed when he said I could sleep on the couch."
"You know Yami Bakura here I thought you were intelligent enough to know these things, I think all that TV has fried your brains." Yami smirked.
"It's not the TV it's Ryou's music that's frying my brain and killing my hearing. HEY did you just call me stupid!?" At this Yami smirked as Yami Bakura pulled out something that caused everyone to go into a stoned stuppor, He pulled out a gigantic two ton Mallet and attempted to chase Yami around the living room. Only suceeding in breaking anything breakable. "Okay so Malik is it okay if you sleep on the couch bed?" Yugi asked ignoring the screams coming from both Yami Bakura and Yami in the kitchen.
"Yeah, Yeah, sure it just means I can watch TV twenty for seven without having to leave the living room." Malik replyed, and so began the process of moving in Malik and Isis.
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About a day later Isis had moved a small bed, all of her books, a dresser, a wardrobe filled with all her clothes, and several other things into the basement. Following this she put out two signs on the door: 1.) when red light is one do not enter (With this she place a red light bulb on the door frame.) 2.) One saying "I've got PMS and a handgun, any questions?" Malik required little to move into his new room and much to Mokuba and Pegasus's desimay had hidden the remote and revealed that he could change channels with out getting up or using the remote, not that there was that much on the big two channels that they had. By Sunday morning everyone had somehow gotten used to the new residents of the house share Isis kept to herself most of the time seeing as though the red light was already one and the sign that said she had PMS and a handgun scared most of the men. Keyword: Most of the men, upon seeing the sign Mokuba tugged on his brother long blue trench coat and asked "Big Bro what's PMS?" Upon this question Kaiba was getting ready to say "You'll find out when your a little bit older." But then answered ot of the sheer pleasure of pissing off Pegasus "It's something all the women and Pegasus have every month."
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What was about to happen in the houshare was going to remembered as the biggest problem since the war over the top bunk between Bakura and Tristan...
Bakura reached down from his spot on the top bunk to press the button on Tristans alarm clock not only did the little song it played annoy him to no end (Why did Tristan have to have a SpongeBob clock that sang the FUN song?) but cutting it off ment that he would have the headstart in the morning race to the bathroom. Unfortunatly He wasn't the only one with the problem of getting into the bathroom as he ran to the bathroom he an into the long line that ended with Malik. Everyone was dressed in their Pajama's holding a towel and up front was none other than Maxmillion Pegasus banging on the bathroom door. "YAMI HURRY UP YOU KNOW THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE HERE TOO!" He called out as he once again proceeded to knock on the door, Mokuba in his own little pair of Teddy bear P.J.'s (yes like the one's Lain wears too I happen to think Mokuba would look cute in them.) looked at Pegasus with those Gigantic blue eyes (All Mokuba lovers including Authoress*Melt*) and said "Why do you need to use this bathroom? you've got one in your room downstairs. " With this half the crowd at the bathroom disappeared and the sound of the cuboard under the stairs door slaming was heard. "Why You little brat!" With this yet another cartoony chase began.
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the houseshare it has come to my attention that there is a serious problem of getting into the bathroom during the mornings." Pegasus said as everyone sat in the living room for yet another meeting (Except for Isis who hardly comes out of the basement.) this time to come up with a solution to the bathroom problem. "Yeah Peggy, the bathroom isn't the only problem." Smirked Kaiba "Tell me what were you doing with The Complete Idiots Guide to Duel Monsters (He owns the entire 'The Complete Idiots Guide to:' Libary.)?" He asked a smug look on his face. "Not that it doesn't suit you."
"I'd watch what I say around me Kaiba-boy." was Pegasus's answer. "Anyways I've come up with the perfect solution we go by age." He smirked
"But that wouldn't be fair there wouldn't be enough hot water for us younger kids!" Came the angry barks of Serenity and Mokuba the youngest members of the houseshare. "Yeah!" Came Tristans remark. "Why wouldn't it be fair to you, your the third oldest after Kaiba!" Said Serenity. "You've just got it rigged to were you get to go first Pegasus why don't you just use that bathroom you've got in your room that has the Little mermaid soap holder and the fuzzy pink toilet seat covers?" Remakred Kaiba snickering as he talked.
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"This is so not fair!" Remarked Serenity as she and Mokuba sat in their room, trying to figure out a way to get rid of the bathroom rota that Pegasus had came up with. "Hey I have an ideal!" Mokuba perked up "What is it?" Serenity asked, Mokuba leaned over to her and began whispering his brilliant plan into her ear.
The next morning Mokuba began running around the house breaking various things. Serenity had began the slow process of driving Pegasus crazy by following him around and repeating whatever he had just said.
"THAT'S IT!''
"THAT'S IT!"
"JOEY CALL OFF YOUR ANNOYING LITTLE SISTER!"
"JOEY CALL OFF YOUR ANNOYING LITTLE SISTER!"
"Stop mocking me!"
"Stop Mocking me!"
"That's it I give up what do you want?"
"We want you to stop that stupid bathroom rota of yours from ever being used in the house share!" Serenity said as she pointed her finger at him. "It's not fair to Mokuba and I." With this Pegasus looked defeated he knew that if he didn't she would just follow him around non-stop until he did. "Alright you win." he admitted defeat and then walked into his room.
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Yugi unlike everyone else knew a perfect alternative to getting up and waiting in a line to take a shower. Late that night the sound of singing was heard throught the house amoung the noise of the running shower. Exactly what was Yugi doing singing the Lyrics to "Simple & Clean." (The Kingdom hearts song I've been listening to it to much. When ever it plays on TV I stop flipping channels and listen to it.) in the shower
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*Heather and Danielle are once again seen this time Heather is dressed like Kari, and Danielle is dressed as Sora both from Kingdom hearts.*
Heather: If you don't start putting Kaiba in this more I'm gonna stop doing this with you Danielle. I feel incredibly stupid dressed like this.
Danielle: I promise Kaiba will have a bigger part in this later so jest push the button. *Thinks.* And if it says Eat @Joe's again your kicking it.
Heather: Fine. *Presses the button and three rows of the name Seto Kaiba Appear blinking on and off one at a time.* Oh...Pretty.
Danielle: Why is it saying ''Seto Kaiba" Why couldn't it be saying Ryou Bakura? *Turns it off, turns it back on the words Read & Reveiw appear.*
Heather: Hey! Oh well read the sign, do what the sign says, ALL HAIL SETO KAIBA!. *Runs off to her closet shrine which has a a large bubble gum model of Seto Kaiba.*
Notes to the reviewers and other stuff: Okay, Shay Pegasus has absolutly nothing to do when he's stuck in the houseshare so he spends him time before bed in his room, primping and then the next morning he brushes the curls out. I know weird right? Also for those of you who haven't relized only Yami Bakura refers to Bakura as Ryou everyone else just calls him Bakura.
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Chapter 5: The bathroom rota from...Toon world!? Okay who wrote this?!
"Oh boy, this is a problem." Yugi shook his head, all of the members of the houseshare had gathered for a meeting to dicuss where their new members should sleep. "Yeah considering we have no more rooms except the attic and the basement and I don't wanna know what else is in the attic after we found him!" Remarked Joey as he pointed a finger at Pegasus who tried his best to look innocent of all possible crimes. Only suceeding in the look that screams 'SMACK ME!' . "Now my dear Joey why would I be a problem?" He asked in the same mocking tone he used on both Yugi and Kaiba during their duels. "Trust me you don't want that answered." Said Seto with a smirk.
"Well actually I wouldn't mind staying in the basement." Isis answered settling one of the two's sleeping places.
"Okay now what do we do about Malik?" asked Serenity as she looked at the blonde Egyptian who was sitting in the floor in front of the coffee table staring fixately on the TV.
"Well we can always fold out the couch bed." Said Tea in a reasonable manner.
"The couch has a bed in it?" Yami Bakura look puzzled, "And to think I kicked Ryou out of the bed when he said I could sleep on the couch."
"You know Yami Bakura here I thought you were intelligent enough to know these things, I think all that TV has fried your brains." Yami smirked.
"It's not the TV it's Ryou's music that's frying my brain and killing my hearing. HEY did you just call me stupid!?" At this Yami smirked as Yami Bakura pulled out something that caused everyone to go into a stoned stuppor, He pulled out a gigantic two ton Mallet and attempted to chase Yami around the living room. Only suceeding in breaking anything breakable. "Okay so Malik is it okay if you sleep on the couch bed?" Yugi asked ignoring the screams coming from both Yami Bakura and Yami in the kitchen.
"Yeah, Yeah, sure it just means I can watch TV twenty for seven without having to leave the living room." Malik replyed, and so began the process of moving in Malik and Isis.
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About a day later Isis had moved a small bed, all of her books, a dresser, a wardrobe filled with all her clothes, and several other things into the basement. Following this she put out two signs on the door: 1.) when red light is one do not enter (With this she place a red light bulb on the door frame.) 2.) One saying "I've got PMS and a handgun, any questions?" Malik required little to move into his new room and much to Mokuba and Pegasus's desimay had hidden the remote and revealed that he could change channels with out getting up or using the remote, not that there was that much on the big two channels that they had. By Sunday morning everyone had somehow gotten used to the new residents of the house share Isis kept to herself most of the time seeing as though the red light was already one and the sign that said she had PMS and a handgun scared most of the men. Keyword: Most of the men, upon seeing the sign Mokuba tugged on his brother long blue trench coat and asked "Big Bro what's PMS?" Upon this question Kaiba was getting ready to say "You'll find out when your a little bit older." But then answered ot of the sheer pleasure of pissing off Pegasus "It's something all the women and Pegasus have every month."
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What was about to happen in the houshare was going to remembered as the biggest problem since the war over the top bunk between Bakura and Tristan...
Bakura reached down from his spot on the top bunk to press the button on Tristans alarm clock not only did the little song it played annoy him to no end (Why did Tristan have to have a SpongeBob clock that sang the FUN song?) but cutting it off ment that he would have the headstart in the morning race to the bathroom. Unfortunatly He wasn't the only one with the problem of getting into the bathroom as he ran to the bathroom he an into the long line that ended with Malik. Everyone was dressed in their Pajama's holding a towel and up front was none other than Maxmillion Pegasus banging on the bathroom door. "YAMI HURRY UP YOU KNOW THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE HERE TOO!" He called out as he once again proceeded to knock on the door, Mokuba in his own little pair of Teddy bear P.J.'s (yes like the one's Lain wears too I happen to think Mokuba would look cute in them.) looked at Pegasus with those Gigantic blue eyes (All Mokuba lovers including Authoress*Melt*) and said "Why do you need to use this bathroom? you've got one in your room downstairs. " With this half the crowd at the bathroom disappeared and the sound of the cuboard under the stairs door slaming was heard. "Why You little brat!" With this yet another cartoony chase began.
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the houseshare it has come to my attention that there is a serious problem of getting into the bathroom during the mornings." Pegasus said as everyone sat in the living room for yet another meeting (Except for Isis who hardly comes out of the basement.) this time to come up with a solution to the bathroom problem. "Yeah Peggy, the bathroom isn't the only problem." Smirked Kaiba "Tell me what were you doing with The Complete Idiots Guide to Duel Monsters (He owns the entire 'The Complete Idiots Guide to:' Libary.)?" He asked a smug look on his face. "Not that it doesn't suit you."
"I'd watch what I say around me Kaiba-boy." was Pegasus's answer. "Anyways I've come up with the perfect solution we go by age." He smirked
"But that wouldn't be fair there wouldn't be enough hot water for us younger kids!" Came the angry barks of Serenity and Mokuba the youngest members of the houseshare. "Yeah!" Came Tristans remark. "Why wouldn't it be fair to you, your the third oldest after Kaiba!" Said Serenity. "You've just got it rigged to were you get to go first Pegasus why don't you just use that bathroom you've got in your room that has the Little mermaid soap holder and the fuzzy pink toilet seat covers?" Remakred Kaiba snickering as he talked.
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"This is so not fair!" Remarked Serenity as she and Mokuba sat in their room, trying to figure out a way to get rid of the bathroom rota that Pegasus had came up with. "Hey I have an ideal!" Mokuba perked up "What is it?" Serenity asked, Mokuba leaned over to her and began whispering his brilliant plan into her ear.
The next morning Mokuba began running around the house breaking various things. Serenity had began the slow process of driving Pegasus crazy by following him around and repeating whatever he had just said.
"THAT'S IT!''
"THAT'S IT!"
"JOEY CALL OFF YOUR ANNOYING LITTLE SISTER!"
"JOEY CALL OFF YOUR ANNOYING LITTLE SISTER!"
"Stop mocking me!"
"Stop Mocking me!"
"That's it I give up what do you want?"
"We want you to stop that stupid bathroom rota of yours from ever being used in the house share!" Serenity said as she pointed her finger at him. "It's not fair to Mokuba and I." With this Pegasus looked defeated he knew that if he didn't she would just follow him around non-stop until he did. "Alright you win." he admitted defeat and then walked into his room.
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Yugi unlike everyone else knew a perfect alternative to getting up and waiting in a line to take a shower. Late that night the sound of singing was heard throught the house amoung the noise of the running shower. Exactly what was Yugi doing singing the Lyrics to "Simple & Clean." (The Kingdom hearts song I've been listening to it to much. When ever it plays on TV I stop flipping channels and listen to it.) in the shower
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*Heather and Danielle are once again seen this time Heather is dressed like Kari, and Danielle is dressed as Sora both from Kingdom hearts.*
Heather: If you don't start putting Kaiba in this more I'm gonna stop doing this with you Danielle. I feel incredibly stupid dressed like this.
Danielle: I promise Kaiba will have a bigger part in this later so jest push the button. *Thinks.* And if it says Eat @Joe's again your kicking it.
Heather: Fine. *Presses the button and three rows of the name Seto Kaiba Appear blinking on and off one at a time.* Oh...Pretty.
Danielle: Why is it saying ''Seto Kaiba" Why couldn't it be saying Ryou Bakura? *Turns it off, turns it back on the words Read & Reveiw appear.*
Heather: Hey! Oh well read the sign, do what the sign says, ALL HAIL SETO KAIBA!. *Runs off to her closet shrine which has a a large bubble gum model of Seto Kaiba.*