Title: Legally Buffy

Author: Lora Darcy

Email: lora_darcy@yahoo.com

Rating: PG-13

Distribution: ff.net, TTH, anyone else please just ask first

Disclaimer: Obviously Mutant Enemy and the great Joss Whedon, etc are owners of Buffy.  Legally Blonde is owned by Amanda Brown and the people over at MGM.

Spoilers: Through the end of the first Legally Blonde movie, post-Chosen in the Buffy-verse.

Summary: Buffy needs a good attorney and there's only one person for the job.  Enter Elle Woods.

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Author's Note:  Just a quick chapter for you guys.  Thanks to those of you who have sent in reviews!  I really appreciate your support and comments!  Thank you.

Part 2/?

The phone rang.  Elle Woods rolled over in her bed, glancing over at her clock.  Its pink letters read 12:38. "Bruiser, we'll just let the answering machine get it.  Mommy has to do a lot of work tomorrow and…"  Elle trailed off, yawning.

The phone continued to ring.

"I'm trying to sleep here," the blonde mumbled, putting a rose-colored silk pillow over her head. If only the noise would go away…

The phone still continued to ring.  Now, a small, high-pitched bark joined in.

"Bruiser!  Come back to bed with Mommy…"

For a second, Elle heard silence.  Then, the phone began to ring again.

The pillow on top of Elle's head slowly began to slide off, as fur began to tickle her face.  "Okay Bruiser, okay."  A perfectly manicured hand picked up the Chihuahua dog.  Elle sat up in bed.  Obviously, there was something wrong with her answering machine.

One hand still petting the petite dog, Elle reached over to her fuzzy hot-pink telephone.  She raised the phone to her ear, careful to keep it from smudging her green night-time face mask.  "Margot, how many times do I have to remind you?  Boston's in a totally different time zone than back home.  You have to add four hours every time you call.  Serena even made you the little chart and everything…."

"This isn't Margot." A male voice replied.  "Miss Woods, I'm sorry about the late hour, but I'm afraid this is a bit of an emergency."

Elle was suddenly very worried.  "Is there something wrong with Emmet?  Did Daddy back into Aaron Spelling's porche again?  Is everyone okay?"

"As far as I know, Emmet's fine.  You're family's fine."

"Oh."  Elle paused for a moment, perplexed.  "Then what do you want?"

"Brooke Taylor Windham referred you to me actually," The voice replied.

"And you are who exactly?"

"Call me Angel."