Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or any of the brand name products mentioned in this fic.
Authors Notes: Yes ladies and Gentlemen the first part of "Yugi Motou's house of insanity is coming to a close (Enter several groans of disapointment.) But there will also be a sequel if I get enough reveiws. Also this chapter starts to reveal who exactly trapped them in the house(a.k.a Two very insane Sprites.)
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Chapter 11:Enter the...Insanity Sprites?
Three months in the house had slowly began to take it's toll on the house share members. All of them had developed a serious case of cabin fever none worse than that of Maxamillion Pegasus. The once proud head of Industrial Illusions sat there staring, or should I say glaring contest with the youngest Kaiba who sat on the kitchen table his legs crossed indian style. Ryou simply shook his head at the two and went about his daily chores listening to music as he did so. At one pont in the time there, the group had voluntered to do the chores without asking him if it was okay. It was then reveled that it was the chores, that had kept him from going bonkers all that time.
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Seto sat in his work room up in the attic sipping a martini as he rapidly typed on the computer keyboard. Yes he was probably the second sanest person in the house share and he owed that to the fact that Insanity wasn't contagious and his beloved alchool. Suddenly he heard something, a giggle, something like that wasn't normally heard in his room. He turned picked up a stray beer bottle and said threatningly "Who's there? Show yourself or you'll regret it!" At this he only heard another pair of giggles that then stoped as the attic door opened and slammed closed Jarring his computer and causing him to lose the high score on Mrs. Pac Man.
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Yugi lay asleep in his recliner in the lving room, Yami sat in front of the TV watching Yami Bakura Play Silent Hill 2 on the XBox. It was of course the only way the albino would play the game because alone it scared him senseless. Yami Bakura lay in Seto's Hammock snoring ludly and mumbling things like "Little green....M&M's dancing the polka." and such in between snores. Joey and Tristan sat in the floor, one reaching an arm out and punching the other in the shoulder, the other doing the same and then repeat. Yes this was a typical day in the houseshare. Cabin Fever, Boredom, and Paranioa all roled into one big gift bag topped with a gigantic Pink bow. (Curtousy of Pegasus of course.) Of course this was all about to change, oh yes it was about to get much worse. F5 Tornado worse, puppy next to big yellow stain on the carpet bad, How could it get this bad you ask? Two words.
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Tea and Serenity sat outside on the grass picking Daisy's and making taira's out of them. Sitting on the fence however were the two words that were going to make things much worse. Two small sprites sat on the fence, both wearing brightly colored dresses, one with red hair who seemed to be sticking with dark color's like Purple, Blue, and Green, The other who had long brown hair sticking to bright colors Namely Red, Orange, and Yellow. The Red haired sprite's eye shadow was a pastle purple with dark blue lining it and went up to her eye brows, the Brown haired sprite's eyeshadow was fashioned to resemble that of flames and was red, and orange with a little yellow. They looked to eachother and giggled. "I hope she makes one out of Poison Ivy!" Said the Brown haired sprite with a laugh pointing to Serenity and as she said the the wreath of flowers she was about to put on turned into exactly that, Poison Ivy. Had Serenity noticed the girl would have probably ran screaming into a wall clawing at her face bt she didn't. The sprites giggled and disappeared into the kitchen wear Ryou was.
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The Radio was playing a rather catchy Song which in the two sprites opinion had a rather good beat, Heather was busy moonwalking across the kitchen counter as Danielle continued to stare at Ryou who currently washing dishes. The song ended and guess who's song should come up but Brittney Spears, At this the sprites both proceeded to gag themselves falling over and faking dead. Ryou turned to the Cd Player dryed his hands and changed the song, apperantly he didn't care to much for Miss Spears either. The next song "Flavor of the Week" At this Heathers outfit changed to that of a rockers leather outfit and a fake electric Guitar, "OH YEAH!" She said as she began to mouth word as she plaid air guitar with the fake electric guitar. "Oh Brother." Danielle shook her head. Soon enough the song ended and The two Sprites disappeared into the Living room.
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The two Sprites giggled wildly as they sat on top of Joey and Tristans Heads respectively grabbing hold of the several strand of the two's hair. "Ready?" Heather looked over to Danielle who nodded and Giggled Manically from her seat on Joey's head. "3...2...1..GO!" At this Both Sprites bit down on their "Cars" Ears and the two Boy's made the sound of an Engine reving up as they ran through the door of the house and into the Electrical Barrier. The two Sprites were of course unharmed but both Joey and Tristan were fried to a crisp. "Frech Fried Dog anyone?" Heather cackled Manically as she floated around her eye's filled with tears of laughter her hands cluthced over he stomach trying to contain the laughter, Danielle however saw what was behind them and wasn't laughing.
"Wha? Hey Let me go!" Heather screamed as Yami Grabbed the small sprite in his hand and she struggled to get lose. "Who are you two?" He asked in a stern tone. " At this There was a large cartoony intro in which Heather was smashed into a hole by Danielle and then the two reappeared with a large POOF sign and annonced their names. "Heather, and Danielle!" The annonced proudly, "And We're the Insanity Sprites!"
"Insanity Sprites?" Pegasus looked Puzzled as did everyone else.
"Yep, We're in charge of driving everyone crazy!" Heather Proudly stated.
"Strait from the underground, by the orders of King Jareth we are to add insanity to the lives of the sane!"Danielle said with a a bow. The houseshare stood confused, dazed and simply amazed, they had been screwed over by small girls no larger than a Barbie doll!?
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*Heather and Danielle are seen in their true forms (The Insanity Sprites) Floating above the plot hole which is slowly closing.*
Heather: *Grinning wildly at their acomplishment.* Ladies and Gentlemen the plot hole has left the building.
*Sitting below them now are a very angry Yu-Gi-Oh! cast.*
Seto: Your the one's who put us in that God Forsaken houseshare?!
Danielle: *In a matter of fact tone.* Yes my dear Seto and you'll soon be leaving once you meet the Insanity sprites demands.
Seto: *Turns to face the Authoress that happens to be sitting on a nearbye tree branch.* And exactly why did you create these two?
Ayane: *Simply shrugs.* Random Plot Bunny that came into my mind after reading a Labyrinth Fic.
Yami: You should be forbidden to watch that movie.
Ayane: I should also be forbidden to watch Yu-Gi-Oh! but I'm not.
Danielle:*Is sitting on Ryou's shoulder.* trust me the Insanity Sprites in Labyrinth are far worse than us.
Heather: Yep, their old Poker Buddys.*Nods rapidly.*
Yami Bakura: Do i still get to keep the XBox?
Danielle: Yes Yami Bakura you still get to keep the XBox.
Yami Bakura: Yipee! *Relizes what he just said Looks at Ayane oddly.* You scare me Lady! Yipee? I don't say Yipee.
Ayane: Hush. Girls Finsish this already!
*Danielle and Heather dressed in show girl outfits their fox like tails sticking out of the back holding up a large sign that says READ& REVEIW!*
Authors Notes: Yes ladies and Gentlemen the first part of "Yugi Motou's house of insanity is coming to a close (Enter several groans of disapointment.) But there will also be a sequel if I get enough reveiws. Also this chapter starts to reveal who exactly trapped them in the house(a.k.a Two very insane Sprites.)
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Chapter 11:Enter the...Insanity Sprites?
Three months in the house had slowly began to take it's toll on the house share members. All of them had developed a serious case of cabin fever none worse than that of Maxamillion Pegasus. The once proud head of Industrial Illusions sat there staring, or should I say glaring contest with the youngest Kaiba who sat on the kitchen table his legs crossed indian style. Ryou simply shook his head at the two and went about his daily chores listening to music as he did so. At one pont in the time there, the group had voluntered to do the chores without asking him if it was okay. It was then reveled that it was the chores, that had kept him from going bonkers all that time.
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Seto sat in his work room up in the attic sipping a martini as he rapidly typed on the computer keyboard. Yes he was probably the second sanest person in the house share and he owed that to the fact that Insanity wasn't contagious and his beloved alchool. Suddenly he heard something, a giggle, something like that wasn't normally heard in his room. He turned picked up a stray beer bottle and said threatningly "Who's there? Show yourself or you'll regret it!" At this he only heard another pair of giggles that then stoped as the attic door opened and slammed closed Jarring his computer and causing him to lose the high score on Mrs. Pac Man.
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Yugi lay asleep in his recliner in the lving room, Yami sat in front of the TV watching Yami Bakura Play Silent Hill 2 on the XBox. It was of course the only way the albino would play the game because alone it scared him senseless. Yami Bakura lay in Seto's Hammock snoring ludly and mumbling things like "Little green....M&M's dancing the polka." and such in between snores. Joey and Tristan sat in the floor, one reaching an arm out and punching the other in the shoulder, the other doing the same and then repeat. Yes this was a typical day in the houseshare. Cabin Fever, Boredom, and Paranioa all roled into one big gift bag topped with a gigantic Pink bow. (Curtousy of Pegasus of course.) Of course this was all about to change, oh yes it was about to get much worse. F5 Tornado worse, puppy next to big yellow stain on the carpet bad, How could it get this bad you ask? Two words.
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Tea and Serenity sat outside on the grass picking Daisy's and making taira's out of them. Sitting on the fence however were the two words that were going to make things much worse. Two small sprites sat on the fence, both wearing brightly colored dresses, one with red hair who seemed to be sticking with dark color's like Purple, Blue, and Green, The other who had long brown hair sticking to bright colors Namely Red, Orange, and Yellow. The Red haired sprite's eye shadow was a pastle purple with dark blue lining it and went up to her eye brows, the Brown haired sprite's eyeshadow was fashioned to resemble that of flames and was red, and orange with a little yellow. They looked to eachother and giggled. "I hope she makes one out of Poison Ivy!" Said the Brown haired sprite with a laugh pointing to Serenity and as she said the the wreath of flowers she was about to put on turned into exactly that, Poison Ivy. Had Serenity noticed the girl would have probably ran screaming into a wall clawing at her face bt she didn't. The sprites giggled and disappeared into the kitchen wear Ryou was.
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The Radio was playing a rather catchy Song which in the two sprites opinion had a rather good beat, Heather was busy moonwalking across the kitchen counter as Danielle continued to stare at Ryou who currently washing dishes. The song ended and guess who's song should come up but Brittney Spears, At this the sprites both proceeded to gag themselves falling over and faking dead. Ryou turned to the Cd Player dryed his hands and changed the song, apperantly he didn't care to much for Miss Spears either. The next song "Flavor of the Week" At this Heathers outfit changed to that of a rockers leather outfit and a fake electric Guitar, "OH YEAH!" She said as she began to mouth word as she plaid air guitar with the fake electric guitar. "Oh Brother." Danielle shook her head. Soon enough the song ended and The two Sprites disappeared into the Living room.
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The two Sprites giggled wildly as they sat on top of Joey and Tristans Heads respectively grabbing hold of the several strand of the two's hair. "Ready?" Heather looked over to Danielle who nodded and Giggled Manically from her seat on Joey's head. "3...2...1..GO!" At this Both Sprites bit down on their "Cars" Ears and the two Boy's made the sound of an Engine reving up as they ran through the door of the house and into the Electrical Barrier. The two Sprites were of course unharmed but both Joey and Tristan were fried to a crisp. "Frech Fried Dog anyone?" Heather cackled Manically as she floated around her eye's filled with tears of laughter her hands cluthced over he stomach trying to contain the laughter, Danielle however saw what was behind them and wasn't laughing.
"Wha? Hey Let me go!" Heather screamed as Yami Grabbed the small sprite in his hand and she struggled to get lose. "Who are you two?" He asked in a stern tone. " At this There was a large cartoony intro in which Heather was smashed into a hole by Danielle and then the two reappeared with a large POOF sign and annonced their names. "Heather, and Danielle!" The annonced proudly, "And We're the Insanity Sprites!"
"Insanity Sprites?" Pegasus looked Puzzled as did everyone else.
"Yep, We're in charge of driving everyone crazy!" Heather Proudly stated.
"Strait from the underground, by the orders of King Jareth we are to add insanity to the lives of the sane!"Danielle said with a a bow. The houseshare stood confused, dazed and simply amazed, they had been screwed over by small girls no larger than a Barbie doll!?
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*Heather and Danielle are seen in their true forms (The Insanity Sprites) Floating above the plot hole which is slowly closing.*
Heather: *Grinning wildly at their acomplishment.* Ladies and Gentlemen the plot hole has left the building.
*Sitting below them now are a very angry Yu-Gi-Oh! cast.*
Seto: Your the one's who put us in that God Forsaken houseshare?!
Danielle: *In a matter of fact tone.* Yes my dear Seto and you'll soon be leaving once you meet the Insanity sprites demands.
Seto: *Turns to face the Authoress that happens to be sitting on a nearbye tree branch.* And exactly why did you create these two?
Ayane: *Simply shrugs.* Random Plot Bunny that came into my mind after reading a Labyrinth Fic.
Yami: You should be forbidden to watch that movie.
Ayane: I should also be forbidden to watch Yu-Gi-Oh! but I'm not.
Danielle:*Is sitting on Ryou's shoulder.* trust me the Insanity Sprites in Labyrinth are far worse than us.
Heather: Yep, their old Poker Buddys.*Nods rapidly.*
Yami Bakura: Do i still get to keep the XBox?
Danielle: Yes Yami Bakura you still get to keep the XBox.
Yami Bakura: Yipee! *Relizes what he just said Looks at Ayane oddly.* You scare me Lady! Yipee? I don't say Yipee.
Ayane: Hush. Girls Finsish this already!
*Danielle and Heather dressed in show girl outfits their fox like tails sticking out of the back holding up a large sign that says READ& REVEIW!*