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Chapter 12: Explanation for Insanity
They all sat in the living room gathered around the two sprites who were sitting nervously as they recived death glares from everyone. "Okay so let me get this strait," Yami started as he paced around the two Sprites with a look that would have made any normal Person faint. Keyword: Normal. Danielle simply floated up to Yami's face and smirked "Okay." As she said this she stuck her finger to Yami's forehead and he turned to stone strait up, stone that is. "Score: Danielle 1, Yami: 0!" Proclaimed Heather as she held up score cards.
"Seriously." Kaiba remarked putting on a solid stone glare, Danielle promptly stoped and Heather developed a dreamy stare, "Do you wear boxers or Briefs?" She asked as she let her chin rest in both hands. "Neither but that's not the point." At this most of the houseshare looked oddly at Kaiba and Danielle turned a solid shade of red. "Stop looking at me like that!" Kaiba remarked looking almost psychotic. "Anyways, Why did your king send you to drive US of all people crazy?" At this Heather stood up and saluted and Danielle answered "Jareth didn't send us to drive you crazy," She said matter of factly, "He sent us to drive him crazy you were just part of our plan." Said Danielle pointed to Pegasus with a smile as Heather proceeded to pull his hair. "We were just going to attempt to give him a bowl cut but Danielle said this would be more fun." She said with a smile.
"Yeah, and exactly what is the reason for wanting to drive me crazy?" Asked Pegasus as he swatted away the brown haired sprite.
"You know very well why PEGSY!" Danielle said with a cruel smirk, at this Pegasus's face contorted to something that would make everyone scream in horror, "You don't mean?" Danielle nodded her head rapidly "Yep, that's what I mean."
"But it was just a joke!"
"Yeah that put him in a kilt for the rest of that month." She said as she sat indian style in the air. "This ain't no cartoon Funny Bunny Boy, Shrinking Leather Pants aren't funny, they're already tight enough." She said The rest of the group stared in shock at Pegasus.
"Okay well I think that's enough revenge for the whole shrinking pants thing, can we leave this God Foresaken house?" Asked Seto the others nodding in agreement.
"Sure." Remarked Heather who had somehow gotten into the pocket of Kaiba's pants without anyone noticing. "Hey it's cozy in here."
"What are you doing get out of my pants!" Said Kaiba attempting to pull the sprite out of his oants pocket. The rest of the houseshare including Danielle blinked wildly at what Seto had just said. "Do you relize how odd that sounded?" Asked Ryou as he tilted his head to the side slightly.
"Almost as odd as 'Give me your Rod'." Answered Malik causing everyone to look at him oddly as well, "WHAT!?" He asked as he slowly backed away.
"So can we leave?" Asked Mokuba who looked up at Danielle with large puppy dog eyes. " Dear God Jareth's gonna kill me for not leaving you in here for another month but...yes." At this the group cheered and ran up to get there stuff.
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The school year had started back everyone had said they never missed being stuck in that house together but secretly they missed the feeling of never being lonely. Of course something they were positve they were glad they didn't have to put up with any longer than they did were the Insanity Sprites. But then again the thing you want the least is always the thing you get. The teacher entered the class room followed by two other girls, two ver familiar girls, one with long brown hair, the other with shoulder length slightly curly red hair and glasses. The two caught sight of the former members of the houseshare, Danielle covered her mouth to hide her giggles, and Heather cracked a Demonic grin as they walked towards their "New Classmates" Heather throwing her arms around Kaiba's neck and promptly shattering poor Seto's ear drums by screaming "WE'RE BACK!"
"Oh shi.." At this Joey was promptly cut off by Danielle's hand covering his mouth, the "Girl" waved her finger at him in a very Xellos from Slayers like Manner and said "Now, Now, no use resorting to foul language Joseph."
"Did ya miss us?" Heather asked as Seto tried to pry arms off of his neck. "Not really." Came Tristans Answer which was promptly reanswered by Danielle hitting him over the head with her trademark Mallet from Nowhere.
"Pardon me but what are you doing here?" Asked Ryou sounding Very polite, Danielle simply blushed as Heather gave up her smile and answered "We won't have another assignment in a while,"
She said just as Danielle regained her composure, "SO Jareth said that we could do whatever we wanted and.." Heather finished for her " We Wanted to stay home and bake cookies with you!" Danielle promptly face faulted and smacked her partner in crime on the head, "We decided that we wanted to get a glimpse of how you Humans live you life." She said with a sly grin. Yugi somehow got the feeling that they were going to do anything but what they said, and acting normal was not one of the things they seemed capable of doing.
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*At this point we see the same thing you see at the end of the loony tunes cartoons where Proky Pig comes out ans stutters out "That's All Folks!" But instead of Porky Danielle and Heather appear.*
Heather: Aww it over?
Danielle: *Nods* Yep but don't worry, there will be more chaos cause by us soon.
Heather: Whoopie!
Danielle: Anyways.*Pushes down the previous set and a shrine setting appears and danielle is seen dressed in a Kimono while Heather was flattened by the previos set.* Ayane would like to thank all of her loyal readers, and those who reveiwed, thanks to you she finally broke her 'Only 9 Reveiw' Streak with a whooping 59!
Heather: You should war me the next time you decide to do that.
Danielle: *Sweatdrops* Sorry Heather. Anyways, Our loyal creator..
Heather: What's Jareth got to do with any of this?
Danielle: Nothing, but remind me he owes me $50.
Heather: Okay, How much did he owe you again?
Danielle: Also remind me to have him make you something to increase your memory span to over 15 seconds and not have it involve the words Seto Kaiba!
Heather: Kaiba?! Where?
Danielle: Never mind... Read and Review people, Please and I'll make her get the new story up sooner.
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Chapter 12: Explanation for Insanity
They all sat in the living room gathered around the two sprites who were sitting nervously as they recived death glares from everyone. "Okay so let me get this strait," Yami started as he paced around the two Sprites with a look that would have made any normal Person faint. Keyword: Normal. Danielle simply floated up to Yami's face and smirked "Okay." As she said this she stuck her finger to Yami's forehead and he turned to stone strait up, stone that is. "Score: Danielle 1, Yami: 0!" Proclaimed Heather as she held up score cards.
"Seriously." Kaiba remarked putting on a solid stone glare, Danielle promptly stoped and Heather developed a dreamy stare, "Do you wear boxers or Briefs?" She asked as she let her chin rest in both hands. "Neither but that's not the point." At this most of the houseshare looked oddly at Kaiba and Danielle turned a solid shade of red. "Stop looking at me like that!" Kaiba remarked looking almost psychotic. "Anyways, Why did your king send you to drive US of all people crazy?" At this Heather stood up and saluted and Danielle answered "Jareth didn't send us to drive you crazy," She said matter of factly, "He sent us to drive him crazy you were just part of our plan." Said Danielle pointed to Pegasus with a smile as Heather proceeded to pull his hair. "We were just going to attempt to give him a bowl cut but Danielle said this would be more fun." She said with a smile.
"Yeah, and exactly what is the reason for wanting to drive me crazy?" Asked Pegasus as he swatted away the brown haired sprite.
"You know very well why PEGSY!" Danielle said with a cruel smirk, at this Pegasus's face contorted to something that would make everyone scream in horror, "You don't mean?" Danielle nodded her head rapidly "Yep, that's what I mean."
"But it was just a joke!"
"Yeah that put him in a kilt for the rest of that month." She said as she sat indian style in the air. "This ain't no cartoon Funny Bunny Boy, Shrinking Leather Pants aren't funny, they're already tight enough." She said The rest of the group stared in shock at Pegasus.
"Okay well I think that's enough revenge for the whole shrinking pants thing, can we leave this God Foresaken house?" Asked Seto the others nodding in agreement.
"Sure." Remarked Heather who had somehow gotten into the pocket of Kaiba's pants without anyone noticing. "Hey it's cozy in here."
"What are you doing get out of my pants!" Said Kaiba attempting to pull the sprite out of his oants pocket. The rest of the houseshare including Danielle blinked wildly at what Seto had just said. "Do you relize how odd that sounded?" Asked Ryou as he tilted his head to the side slightly.
"Almost as odd as 'Give me your Rod'." Answered Malik causing everyone to look at him oddly as well, "WHAT!?" He asked as he slowly backed away.
"So can we leave?" Asked Mokuba who looked up at Danielle with large puppy dog eyes. " Dear God Jareth's gonna kill me for not leaving you in here for another month but...yes." At this the group cheered and ran up to get there stuff.
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The school year had started back everyone had said they never missed being stuck in that house together but secretly they missed the feeling of never being lonely. Of course something they were positve they were glad they didn't have to put up with any longer than they did were the Insanity Sprites. But then again the thing you want the least is always the thing you get. The teacher entered the class room followed by two other girls, two ver familiar girls, one with long brown hair, the other with shoulder length slightly curly red hair and glasses. The two caught sight of the former members of the houseshare, Danielle covered her mouth to hide her giggles, and Heather cracked a Demonic grin as they walked towards their "New Classmates" Heather throwing her arms around Kaiba's neck and promptly shattering poor Seto's ear drums by screaming "WE'RE BACK!"
"Oh shi.." At this Joey was promptly cut off by Danielle's hand covering his mouth, the "Girl" waved her finger at him in a very Xellos from Slayers like Manner and said "Now, Now, no use resorting to foul language Joseph."
"Did ya miss us?" Heather asked as Seto tried to pry arms off of his neck. "Not really." Came Tristans Answer which was promptly reanswered by Danielle hitting him over the head with her trademark Mallet from Nowhere.
"Pardon me but what are you doing here?" Asked Ryou sounding Very polite, Danielle simply blushed as Heather gave up her smile and answered "We won't have another assignment in a while,"
She said just as Danielle regained her composure, "SO Jareth said that we could do whatever we wanted and.." Heather finished for her " We Wanted to stay home and bake cookies with you!" Danielle promptly face faulted and smacked her partner in crime on the head, "We decided that we wanted to get a glimpse of how you Humans live you life." She said with a sly grin. Yugi somehow got the feeling that they were going to do anything but what they said, and acting normal was not one of the things they seemed capable of doing.
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*At this point we see the same thing you see at the end of the loony tunes cartoons where Proky Pig comes out ans stutters out "That's All Folks!" But instead of Porky Danielle and Heather appear.*
Heather: Aww it over?
Danielle: *Nods* Yep but don't worry, there will be more chaos cause by us soon.
Heather: Whoopie!
Danielle: Anyways.*Pushes down the previous set and a shrine setting appears and danielle is seen dressed in a Kimono while Heather was flattened by the previos set.* Ayane would like to thank all of her loyal readers, and those who reveiwed, thanks to you she finally broke her 'Only 9 Reveiw' Streak with a whooping 59!
Heather: You should war me the next time you decide to do that.
Danielle: *Sweatdrops* Sorry Heather. Anyways, Our loyal creator..
Heather: What's Jareth got to do with any of this?
Danielle: Nothing, but remind me he owes me $50.
Heather: Okay, How much did he owe you again?
Danielle: Also remind me to have him make you something to increase your memory span to over 15 seconds and not have it involve the words Seto Kaiba!
Heather: Kaiba?! Where?
Danielle: Never mind... Read and Review people, Please and I'll make her get the new story up sooner.