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_________________________________________________________________Chapter 13: Locked in, Snowed in, Sanity walking out...
As if fate had all of this insanity planned a gaint portal opened once more dropping Yugi and co including the Insanity sprites, in the middle of a very familiar living room. The first to manage to crawl out of the pile of arms and legs was Seto. Who looked at his surrounds and suddenly his face dropped. "Oh shit." Were the only words that came out of his mouth. This of course proceeded being smacked by Danielle the red haired insanity sprite, who was of course in sprite form, and stuck her tounge out at him as she proceeded to fly up to where Ryou was, on top of the pile. "There will be no such language in this house as long as I'm around!" She proclaimed with an indignant scowl on her face. "Excuse me little miss G-rated film." She stuck her tounge out once more before flying off Ryou's shoulder and taking on a more human form. Dressed in a horizontal striped shirt that was done in grey and black and a light grey vest. "Hey! You've been going through my closet again!" Came the voice of the second inanity sprites voice form a place Seto didn't want her to be, his pants pocket. "How many times do I have to tell you..." The sprite frowned and peaked out as he pulled himself from the pile of people. "Tell me what Seto dear?" She smiled from her place in his pants pocket. "GET OUT OF MY PANTS!" This comment recived several odd looks as it took Seto a moment to register how odd that sounded. Everything was as they had left it during the summer, a light musty smell showed that no one else had been in the house and the layers of dust on the coffee table. "How the Hell did we get here?" Bakura asked as he stood up and crossed his arms. The red haired insanity sprite shook her head and sat down on the couch, "Don't ask me." She remarked as she placed a hand on her chin in thought. "Maybe I should ask Jareth about this." Seto frowned "And how are you going to do that?" A light snicker was heard from Pegasus "Did you honestly think just because it's not known by society that it's not connected to any technology?" The others shook their heads. Just as they did this a small hologram appeared. A tall thin blonde haired man, clad in black leather smirked ruefully at the group a hand on his chin in a smiliar fashion to Danielle's a brown eye and blue eye surveyed the group with amusment. "Jareth!?" Danielle and Heather looked at the hologram of the man stunned. "Hello Danielle, and He...What's your name again Holly?" Heather's face dropped "Heather." She said in an unamused tone. "Pegasus, what a pleasure it is to see you." Pegasus did a nervous smile and tried to avoid looking at the tall blonde man. "I still haven't forgotten about the shrinking pants but this isn't about that, so I'm not going to kill you." He chuckled as the grey haired man released a relieved sigh. "Frankly the only reason for locking you in here is to keep these two out of Labyrinth for the winter because the last time they decided to throw a christmas party I was cleaning up egg nog and picking confeti out of my hair for the next two months." Danielle frowned and pointed to Heather "Gee you really love us don't you?" She remarked with a smile (Heather) dripping with sarcasm. "Yes, quiet. It's not that I don't like YOU Danielle it's just that she..." He pointed a finger to Heather who face contorted to a scowl that would make anyones blod run cold. "Causes way to much trouble and well...the rest of you...I just don't like. Ta ta." With this the king of the Labyrinth disappeared and Heather ran out the door. Only to come back fried. "He put the barier up." She said as everyone looked at her with a "No shit sherlock" expression on their faces.
"Okay..." Mokuba frowned "What are we going to do now?" Everyone sighed "I guess we have no choice but to go back up to our rooms and make sure we have enough room for everyone." Yugi remarked with a frown. "So where are Danielle and Heather going to sleep?" At this the brown haired insanity sprite's face lit up "I can share a room with Seto!" She suggested until Seto pointed to the hammock "Even better we can CUDDLE!" Seto's face dropped as the brown haired insanity sprite who had now taken on human form hung herself on his neck. "When you think things can't get any worse the clouds open up God appears and says 'I hate you Seto Kaiba!" At this Heather patted his head "AWW Don't worry my baby I'll make it all better!"
"That's what I'm afraid of." He remarked under his breath.
"So what about you Danielle?" Ryou asked as he looked at the red haired insanity sprite who in reality was the one in charge of making sure Heather didn't make things too insane and was actually rather intelligent. "I don't know, I guess I could take the couch." This got an indignant remark from Malik "the couch is mine, I need at least 14 hours of TV!" She shook her head. "Any chance I could bunk with you and we push Tristan onto the floor." She frowned as Ryou shook his head "Nope." She frowned and then turned her attention to the grey haired duel monsters founder. "Pegasus you wouldn't mind if I roomed with you would you?" His face dropped "You promise not to try to kill me in my sleep?" She smiled "Promise, that's Heathers department, mines Tristan because he sucker punched Bakura." He sighed and nodded his head "Okay then."
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Late that night the first day of insanity got started. At approximatly 12 midnight Heather appeared on the stairs smiling to herself as she played the funeral march on her kazoo and ran down the stairs screaming the song "MY BALONEY HAD A LAST NAME AND IT'S H-O-M-E-R!"
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Heather: I love that song!
Danielle: Well I don't you woke me up! Remind me to kill Jareth when we get out of this.
Pegasus: Remind me to kill her when we get out of this.*Points to Heather.*
Heather:*Whistles innocently*
Seto: I'm the one who should be killing her.
Heather: Oh You know you love me Seto!
Seto: No I don't.
Danielle: Can anyone else see where this is going?
Bakura:*Appears dressed as a fortune teller* Yes...I see mistletoe, lots of mistleto.
Pegasus: Tacked right over Seto's bed.
Seto:*Death glare.*
Mokuba: Does this mean we're going to spend Christmas in the houseshare?
Danielle: *Nods* Sucks doesn't it.
Mokuba: It sucks, very badly at that.
Ryou: Do I still have chore duty?
Danielle: Only if I can help otherwise I'll go insane.
Ryou: Okay.
Ayane: *Appears out of nowhere.* Aren't we getting a bit off topic?
Danielle: I guess so. Anyways Please Read and Reveiw, everyone who reveiws will get a little doll of their favorite Bishie!