EIHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
I'm baaaaaaaaaack!!
okies. um, I have nothing witty to say. Cut to disclaimer.
Disclaimer: me no own nothing. Get it through your heads, and don't sue me. I.....DO...NOT....OWN....LORD...OF..THE...RINGS.
okay. Are we understood? Good.
ON TO FIC!!!
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Zephyr's world became a vortex of swirling colors. Her head began to hurt, and she started to loose her grip on consciousness. `Wait a minute,' thought Zephyr. `I want to see where I'm going!'. With a new determination, Zephyr steeled herself as her world began to come back into focus. She was soaring over a beautiful countryside, and she was loving every minute of it. The sun was shining, and it reflected off little ponds every now and then. It was truly wonderful.
After a while, Zephyr slowly started to drop. `Oh shit.' she thought. `I knew the laws of gravity would have to take effect sometiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!!!!!!' Zephyr dropped out of the sky, and landed with a thud on the ground.
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'meh...' Zephyr slowly tried to get up. She could not. She looked around, and noticed that all three of her friends were piled on top of her.
"TORI!" she yelled at the person directly on top of her. Tori moved around, startled, upsetting the whole pile, and causing them to fall to the ground.
"oooohhhhh." Kris moaned "My head hurts. Too many colors at once. ouch."
As they climbed to their feet, they noticed a few small differences. Mainly that Leigha now towered over them.
"Whoa!" Tori exclaimed "When'd you get so tall Lee?"
"I'm not taller!" Leigha said "You're shorter!"
Glancing around, Tori, Kris and Zephyr realized that they did feel....... shorter.
They looked toward a small dwelling close to them, and watched as a small figure came toward them. It had a black mop of curls, and blue eyes.
"Is that..." Kris trailed off, as she realized who he must be.
The figure trotted up to them.
"Who are you?" he asked.
Kris was standing, paralyzed, trying to process what she was seeing. Tori and Leigha stood, just shocked.
"Well," Zephyr said. "I'm Zephyr. The one drooling is Kyrissaean. Call her Kris. The tall one is Leigha. And the other one is Tori. Who are you?"
"Oh." He said "My name is Frodo, Frodo Baggins."
A squeal erupted from Kris, and her legs started motoring. Fearing of what they knew Kris was capable of, Zephyr and Tori grabbed her arms to keep her from tackling the hobbit. Kris's legs spun in place, trying desperately to move forward towards the object of her desire.
After a while, Kris was standing in a pit that came just about to her eye level. "Um, little help please?" Kris said.
Frodo looked at her oddly. "Is she alright?" he asked
"Oh, she's fine." said Zephyr. "She just forgot to take her medication this morning."
Frodo nodded understandingly (is that a word?)
With this, Zephyr cracked Kyrissaean over the head, and she dropped. "She'll be alright in a few hours."
They hauled her out of the pit, and followed Frodo to Bag End.
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"So you have no idea how you got here?"
"none."
The next day found Frodo and Zephyr were sitting at the table drinking tea and talking. Zephyr had an odd habit of getting up extremely early. While she was sitting by herself out side, Frodo had come out and begun to talk to her. They were now waiting for Tori and Leigha to wake up. Judging by the size of the lump on Kris's head, she probably wouldn't be waking up till late afternoon.
Tori stumbled out into the room, and groaned. "oooaaaahh.... Caffeine please!!"
"Um, we've got tea." said Zephyr.
"I don't care if it's elephant dung, as long as it's caffinated."
Tori joined them at the table, and quickly downed a mug of tea, after which she became much more awake.
They were soon joined by Leigha, who came out begging for sugar. After bumping her head on the ceiling, and banging into the chandelier, she joined them at the table, where she dumped three heaping spoonfuls of sugar in her tea, and started to vibrate after taking a huge sip. This launched the rest of them into hysterical laughter, except for Frodo, who did not get the joke and just stared like an idiot.
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Around noon, when they were about to start lunch, they heard a soft moaning from the room where the girls had slept. Kris was awake. She tried to sit up, only causing a further pain in her head. "ooow!" she moaned.
Zephyr excused herself, and went to talk to Kris. Once there, she explained what had happened. When Kris heard she was in Bag End, she immediately tried to get up and go. Zephyr forced her down, and looked firmly into her eyes and said "Look Kris, you better just sit down and behave!! Frodo has been kind enough to take us in, and all you can do is act on your primitive instincts and try to make your life into some kind of Mary-Sue!"
Kris looked very offended at this point, but Zephyr went on with her semi-lecture.
"I want you to behave yourself, and act as normal as you possibly can. NO HYSTERICS!"
Kris made a pouty look, but, suffering another pang in her head, agreed. "Oh, alright. Damn, my head hurts. Did you have to knock my out?"
"Oh, poor, poor Kyrissaean. Couldn't control her emotions." Zephyr put her hand on Kris's forehead. "You'll just have to deal with it. I doubt they have aspirin here."
Suddenly, there was a flash of light from around Zephyr's hand.
"What was that?" Zephyr asked.
"Whoa!" Kris exclaimed, "My head! It doesn't hurt anymore! How'd you do that?"
"I......... don't know." Zephyr told her honestly.
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SO I GAVE ZEPHYR POWERS!!! SO SUE ME!! IT FITS IN WITH THE HUMOR I WANT TO CAUSE!!!!! I don't really care what anyone thinks of it. You can call it a anything you want, and I still won't care. YOU CANNOT HURT ME FOOLISH MORTALS!!!
Flames will be used to help Zephyr's magic grow.
Brimstone: I apologize now if Zephyr's outburst offended anyone. Doesn't know any better you see.
Zephyr: *glare*
I'm baaaaaaaaaack!!
okies. um, I have nothing witty to say. Cut to disclaimer.
Disclaimer: me no own nothing. Get it through your heads, and don't sue me. I.....DO...NOT....OWN....LORD...OF..THE...RINGS.
okay. Are we understood? Good.
ON TO FIC!!!
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Zephyr's world became a vortex of swirling colors. Her head began to hurt, and she started to loose her grip on consciousness. `Wait a minute,' thought Zephyr. `I want to see where I'm going!'. With a new determination, Zephyr steeled herself as her world began to come back into focus. She was soaring over a beautiful countryside, and she was loving every minute of it. The sun was shining, and it reflected off little ponds every now and then. It was truly wonderful.
After a while, Zephyr slowly started to drop. `Oh shit.' she thought. `I knew the laws of gravity would have to take effect sometiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!!!!!!' Zephyr dropped out of the sky, and landed with a thud on the ground.
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'meh...' Zephyr slowly tried to get up. She could not. She looked around, and noticed that all three of her friends were piled on top of her.
"TORI!" she yelled at the person directly on top of her. Tori moved around, startled, upsetting the whole pile, and causing them to fall to the ground.
"oooohhhhh." Kris moaned "My head hurts. Too many colors at once. ouch."
As they climbed to their feet, they noticed a few small differences. Mainly that Leigha now towered over them.
"Whoa!" Tori exclaimed "When'd you get so tall Lee?"
"I'm not taller!" Leigha said "You're shorter!"
Glancing around, Tori, Kris and Zephyr realized that they did feel....... shorter.
They looked toward a small dwelling close to them, and watched as a small figure came toward them. It had a black mop of curls, and blue eyes.
"Is that..." Kris trailed off, as she realized who he must be.
The figure trotted up to them.
"Who are you?" he asked.
Kris was standing, paralyzed, trying to process what she was seeing. Tori and Leigha stood, just shocked.
"Well," Zephyr said. "I'm Zephyr. The one drooling is Kyrissaean. Call her Kris. The tall one is Leigha. And the other one is Tori. Who are you?"
"Oh." He said "My name is Frodo, Frodo Baggins."
A squeal erupted from Kris, and her legs started motoring. Fearing of what they knew Kris was capable of, Zephyr and Tori grabbed her arms to keep her from tackling the hobbit. Kris's legs spun in place, trying desperately to move forward towards the object of her desire.
After a while, Kris was standing in a pit that came just about to her eye level. "Um, little help please?" Kris said.
Frodo looked at her oddly. "Is she alright?" he asked
"Oh, she's fine." said Zephyr. "She just forgot to take her medication this morning."
Frodo nodded understandingly (is that a word?)
With this, Zephyr cracked Kyrissaean over the head, and she dropped. "She'll be alright in a few hours."
They hauled her out of the pit, and followed Frodo to Bag End.
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"So you have no idea how you got here?"
"none."
The next day found Frodo and Zephyr were sitting at the table drinking tea and talking. Zephyr had an odd habit of getting up extremely early. While she was sitting by herself out side, Frodo had come out and begun to talk to her. They were now waiting for Tori and Leigha to wake up. Judging by the size of the lump on Kris's head, she probably wouldn't be waking up till late afternoon.
Tori stumbled out into the room, and groaned. "oooaaaahh.... Caffeine please!!"
"Um, we've got tea." said Zephyr.
"I don't care if it's elephant dung, as long as it's caffinated."
Tori joined them at the table, and quickly downed a mug of tea, after which she became much more awake.
They were soon joined by Leigha, who came out begging for sugar. After bumping her head on the ceiling, and banging into the chandelier, she joined them at the table, where she dumped three heaping spoonfuls of sugar in her tea, and started to vibrate after taking a huge sip. This launched the rest of them into hysterical laughter, except for Frodo, who did not get the joke and just stared like an idiot.
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Around noon, when they were about to start lunch, they heard a soft moaning from the room where the girls had slept. Kris was awake. She tried to sit up, only causing a further pain in her head. "ooow!" she moaned.
Zephyr excused herself, and went to talk to Kris. Once there, she explained what had happened. When Kris heard she was in Bag End, she immediately tried to get up and go. Zephyr forced her down, and looked firmly into her eyes and said "Look Kris, you better just sit down and behave!! Frodo has been kind enough to take us in, and all you can do is act on your primitive instincts and try to make your life into some kind of Mary-Sue!"
Kris looked very offended at this point, but Zephyr went on with her semi-lecture.
"I want you to behave yourself, and act as normal as you possibly can. NO HYSTERICS!"
Kris made a pouty look, but, suffering another pang in her head, agreed. "Oh, alright. Damn, my head hurts. Did you have to knock my out?"
"Oh, poor, poor Kyrissaean. Couldn't control her emotions." Zephyr put her hand on Kris's forehead. "You'll just have to deal with it. I doubt they have aspirin here."
Suddenly, there was a flash of light from around Zephyr's hand.
"What was that?" Zephyr asked.
"Whoa!" Kris exclaimed, "My head! It doesn't hurt anymore! How'd you do that?"
"I......... don't know." Zephyr told her honestly.
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SO I GAVE ZEPHYR POWERS!!! SO SUE ME!! IT FITS IN WITH THE HUMOR I WANT TO CAUSE!!!!! I don't really care what anyone thinks of it. You can call it a anything you want, and I still won't care. YOU CANNOT HURT ME FOOLISH MORTALS!!!
Flames will be used to help Zephyr's magic grow.
Brimstone: I apologize now if Zephyr's outburst offended anyone. Doesn't know any better you see.
Zephyr: *glare*