Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of the other brand name products mentioned in the story.
Authors notes: Sorry for not updating. Writters block sadly set in when I couldn't update. Please forgive me but the whole plushie incident had lost it's inspiration. I will however start a new incindent. Everyones favorite non day off holiday. Valentines day, and the love bug is out to get the residents of the houseshare.
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Valentines Day, Cupids arrival.
Danielle frowned slightly as she sat at the kitchen table looking over the random articles in the newspaper. Today was not her favorite holiday and Ryou's little paper hearts were not helping to improve the whole "Valentines Day" Mood. "Ryou I hate to say this but if you string up one more little paper heart around this house I will kill you." She remarked cruely. Ryou frowned this most definately wasn't the normally good natured insanity sprites favorite holiday. "Why do you hate this holiday?" Danielle frowned and sipped a cup of hot tea. "Because in my entire so and so years of existace I have not had one boyfriend." She remarked with a sigh. "None. Nata. Zip.Zilch. And any other words for ZERO that you can think of." She said unenthused as she got up. "Love stinks and Cupid doesn't like me."
"You know that's not true." Just as he said this Heather walked in looking as merry as ever. "No really it IS. She had a little bit to much Sake at a party and gave him an atomic wedgie. He's been mad at her ever since. That is why I try to avoid pissing off the God of Love." She remarked. "I've been trying to get him to give me one of the arrows for Seto no such luck."
"And for good reason." Danielle remarked with a sigh. "The last time you got your hands on one we found ourselves with babysitting duty for a girl Named Sarah." Heather shrugged. "Not my fault she said the magic words." Danielle sighed and Ryou simply shrugged not wanting to know.
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Meanwhile in the Labyrinth A certain blonde haired Goblin king had everything planned out for the members of the beloved houseshare. "Now this ought to be amusing." He remarked softly to himself as he watched what appeared to be a middle aged man in a diaper fly away from the labyrinth.
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Malik sighed as stared at the TV screen. "Man this is boring." He remarked as he flopped over. "TV finally getting boring Malik?" Seto smirked slightly at the thought. "Not really there's just nothing on." He remarked with a sigh. "As if today isn't lovey-dovey enough." Just as he said this the door of the cuboard under the stairs opened and Pegasus walked out not seeming in any better of a mood than Danielle was. "I think we can call that the Anit-Valentines day room from now on apparently." Seto remarked as he recived a smack to the side of the head by Pegasus.
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Pegasus sat down at the table with a frown on his face. "Valentines day is probably my least favorite Holiday." he remarked and Ryou chuckled lightly noting the absense of Danielle who had gone to take a shower. "Well you aren't the only one. Danielle says in her entire so-and-So-Years of existance she hasn't had a single boyfriend." He remarked from teh sink. Pegasus frowned slightly "Really I figured that since she's lived so long that she'd at least have had one guy." Ryou frowned. "Exactly how old is she anyways? She doesn't look any older than me." Pegasus chuckled "as a citizen of the underground and a creation of the goblin king she and Heather are both Immortal and have enjoyed at least one Millenia of existance so far." Ryou's eyes widened slightly at this.
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Just when things seemed to be settling down. Danielle walked out of the bathroom clad in black silk Kimono. She sighed "Well if I can't actually have a boyfriend I might as well try to look pretty and get one." She remarked to herself. Just as she entered the living room there was a large poof of smoke and a rather large, fat, semi-bald man appeared in the room dressed in a diaper holding a mallet.
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Seto Nearly jumped three feet in the air. Malik quickly made a run for the kitchen only to find the door closed. Ryou and Pegasus appeared from behind the door. One wearing a stunned experession the other smirking slightly. "Hello cupid." Pegasus remarked frowning slightly. Heather ran down the stairs and stopped stunned. "Does this mean you'll give me the Arrows? Wait a second..." Heather frowned "You mean you've switched to the mallet?!" The Man frowned "Hey aren't you the one who gave me the wedgie?" Danielle Blush and Seto looked slightly sick "And did he alway look like that when you gave him the Wedgie?" Danielle only blushed and sheepishly tried to run away. Heather grabbed her by the collar. "Come on Heather just let me go before he decides to use the mallet for other purposes. "Beg your pardon? What happened to Magic love arrows?" Yami Malik asked slightly confused from his spot on the sofa. "Well now he has the Magic love Mallet...Because...well...he had really bad aim let's just say that. Why else do you think Pegasus got the blonde." Pegasus looked insulted at Heathers comment. "And besides Cupid do you still hold that grudge against her? I mean come on It was back in teh 1800's and she's at least three Millenia older than me." Danielle's face contorted to the look most older women get when you ask their age. "HEATHER!" Heather blushed slightly. "Did I say that out loud sorry." She remarked sheepishly and then hid behind Seto. "Your how many years old now?" He remarked with a slight smirk. Daneille screamed slightly and the made a run for the cuboard under the stairs slamming the door and causing several pictures to fall off the walls. "Damn. Is she really that old?" Bakura remarked from the stairs. "Yeah." Heather remarked her voice turning to an almost whisper. "She's really sensitive about her age." Just as she said this she found herself being hit over the head by something heavy. To be exact everyone found themselves bonked by Cupids magic love mallet.
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Chaos is sure to ensue now. Danielle is over Three million years old. Just asume the Underground had existed longer than the Earth has.
Danielle: Remind me to kill Jareth for this! No one was suposed to know I'm that old.
Heather: You mean how truly pathetic you are?
Danielle*Pouts* No. Shut up.
Authors notes: Sorry for not updating. Writters block sadly set in when I couldn't update. Please forgive me but the whole plushie incident had lost it's inspiration. I will however start a new incindent. Everyones favorite non day off holiday. Valentines day, and the love bug is out to get the residents of the houseshare.
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Valentines Day, Cupids arrival.
Danielle frowned slightly as she sat at the kitchen table looking over the random articles in the newspaper. Today was not her favorite holiday and Ryou's little paper hearts were not helping to improve the whole "Valentines Day" Mood. "Ryou I hate to say this but if you string up one more little paper heart around this house I will kill you." She remarked cruely. Ryou frowned this most definately wasn't the normally good natured insanity sprites favorite holiday. "Why do you hate this holiday?" Danielle frowned and sipped a cup of hot tea. "Because in my entire so and so years of existace I have not had one boyfriend." She remarked with a sigh. "None. Nata. Zip.Zilch. And any other words for ZERO that you can think of." She said unenthused as she got up. "Love stinks and Cupid doesn't like me."
"You know that's not true." Just as he said this Heather walked in looking as merry as ever. "No really it IS. She had a little bit to much Sake at a party and gave him an atomic wedgie. He's been mad at her ever since. That is why I try to avoid pissing off the God of Love." She remarked. "I've been trying to get him to give me one of the arrows for Seto no such luck."
"And for good reason." Danielle remarked with a sigh. "The last time you got your hands on one we found ourselves with babysitting duty for a girl Named Sarah." Heather shrugged. "Not my fault she said the magic words." Danielle sighed and Ryou simply shrugged not wanting to know.
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Meanwhile in the Labyrinth A certain blonde haired Goblin king had everything planned out for the members of the beloved houseshare. "Now this ought to be amusing." He remarked softly to himself as he watched what appeared to be a middle aged man in a diaper fly away from the labyrinth.
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Malik sighed as stared at the TV screen. "Man this is boring." He remarked as he flopped over. "TV finally getting boring Malik?" Seto smirked slightly at the thought. "Not really there's just nothing on." He remarked with a sigh. "As if today isn't lovey-dovey enough." Just as he said this the door of the cuboard under the stairs opened and Pegasus walked out not seeming in any better of a mood than Danielle was. "I think we can call that the Anit-Valentines day room from now on apparently." Seto remarked as he recived a smack to the side of the head by Pegasus.
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Pegasus sat down at the table with a frown on his face. "Valentines day is probably my least favorite Holiday." he remarked and Ryou chuckled lightly noting the absense of Danielle who had gone to take a shower. "Well you aren't the only one. Danielle says in her entire so-and-So-Years of existance she hasn't had a single boyfriend." He remarked from teh sink. Pegasus frowned slightly "Really I figured that since she's lived so long that she'd at least have had one guy." Ryou frowned. "Exactly how old is she anyways? She doesn't look any older than me." Pegasus chuckled "as a citizen of the underground and a creation of the goblin king she and Heather are both Immortal and have enjoyed at least one Millenia of existance so far." Ryou's eyes widened slightly at this.
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Just when things seemed to be settling down. Danielle walked out of the bathroom clad in black silk Kimono. She sighed "Well if I can't actually have a boyfriend I might as well try to look pretty and get one." She remarked to herself. Just as she entered the living room there was a large poof of smoke and a rather large, fat, semi-bald man appeared in the room dressed in a diaper holding a mallet.
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Seto Nearly jumped three feet in the air. Malik quickly made a run for the kitchen only to find the door closed. Ryou and Pegasus appeared from behind the door. One wearing a stunned experession the other smirking slightly. "Hello cupid." Pegasus remarked frowning slightly. Heather ran down the stairs and stopped stunned. "Does this mean you'll give me the Arrows? Wait a second..." Heather frowned "You mean you've switched to the mallet?!" The Man frowned "Hey aren't you the one who gave me the wedgie?" Danielle Blush and Seto looked slightly sick "And did he alway look like that when you gave him the Wedgie?" Danielle only blushed and sheepishly tried to run away. Heather grabbed her by the collar. "Come on Heather just let me go before he decides to use the mallet for other purposes. "Beg your pardon? What happened to Magic love arrows?" Yami Malik asked slightly confused from his spot on the sofa. "Well now he has the Magic love Mallet...Because...well...he had really bad aim let's just say that. Why else do you think Pegasus got the blonde." Pegasus looked insulted at Heathers comment. "And besides Cupid do you still hold that grudge against her? I mean come on It was back in teh 1800's and she's at least three Millenia older than me." Danielle's face contorted to the look most older women get when you ask their age. "HEATHER!" Heather blushed slightly. "Did I say that out loud sorry." She remarked sheepishly and then hid behind Seto. "Your how many years old now?" He remarked with a slight smirk. Daneille screamed slightly and the made a run for the cuboard under the stairs slamming the door and causing several pictures to fall off the walls. "Damn. Is she really that old?" Bakura remarked from the stairs. "Yeah." Heather remarked her voice turning to an almost whisper. "She's really sensitive about her age." Just as she said this she found herself being hit over the head by something heavy. To be exact everyone found themselves bonked by Cupids magic love mallet.
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Chaos is sure to ensue now. Danielle is over Three million years old. Just asume the Underground had existed longer than the Earth has.
Danielle: Remind me to kill Jareth for this! No one was suposed to know I'm that old.
Heather: You mean how truly pathetic you are?
Danielle*Pouts* No. Shut up.