Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! So please don't sue me.
Authoress Notes: Know how Heather likes to torment Pegasus? Well...You know how the love arrows have the effect that you fall in love with the first person you see? You put two and two together..
Some of the pairings are just to piss a certain someone off... (Temporary Yaoi in this chap.)just for the fun of it.
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Chapter 24: It's the love bug! (Which sucks!)
Danielle sighed as she prepared to emerge from the cupboard under the stairs, humilated and feeling old. However what she got was a suprise.
SHe found herself soon enough being tackled by Malik AND Yami Malik. "Danielle did you know that I love you so very much." Danielle frowned, sweatdroped and suddenly relized what happened. "Oh Dear..." She quickly remarked to herself. Just as she said this both Maliks were thrown off her and instead Pegasus was grasping her ankles. "Danielle! My dear I've loved you since the first day I met you! Even more than Cecilia! Please!" He nuzzled into the Kimono "MARRY ME!" Danielle froze as she found herself being pulled back into both Maliks grips. "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT PEGSY SHE'S OURS!" She then found herself in a simlilar stituaton to the strangling rituals in Fatal Frame. "HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!! SOMEBODY PLEASE!"
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The doors opened, smoke blew out from the kitchen, and what emerged made every deity known to man cower in fear. Heather emerged from the cloud of smoke in a dress almost identical to the ones Cecilia wore in Pegasus's painting of her. In a voice similar to Ayeka's in Tenchi Muyo she called something that caused Danielle to do just about every Anime sign of disbelief possible. "OH PEGSY! Come here my darling!" She then proceeded to glomp the grey haired CEO. Pegasus however grabbed Danielle and went flying. Malik, and Yami Malik chasing after him and Heather chasing after them in a vary comedic manner. Pegasus made a run for the first door he came to, he of course found himself presented with Yami and Ryou...the problem was...THey were making out. Danielle felt every inch of color drain from her face. They of course made a run just as the other half of the chase rushed in to be emotionally scared.
"Pegasus? Could you please let me go? Before my virgin mind is scarred any more? I'M NEVER GONNA LOOK AT RYOU THE SAME WAY AGAIN!" She cried. Pegasus only smiled and then rushed into the bathroom. The two found themselves slipping and enjoying to accomidantions of the threesome known as Tristan, Joey, and Tea. "DAMNIT WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!?" Danielle moaned just as Pegasus decided it was time to leave. "THis has all the makings of a BAD Love Hina episode!" She remarked as the ran up into Seto's Workroom.
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"Oh Pegsy! Come on down and I'll give you a big KISS!!" Danielle shook her head as she looked around the room. Amoung the many empty kegs of beer. Sat Mokuba, looking flushed and totally wasted out of his mind. "God Help me." Just as she said this she found herself once again being glomped by Pegasus. "Will you Marry me?" Mokuba belched and passed out and the commotion below began to increase. Danielle had a headache and she could only think of one thing to do...She HAD to be desprate..
"JARETH GET YOUR SORRY ASS DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!!!!"
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The Goblin king appeared next to Mokuba looking highly amused at the sight before him. "Having a happy Valentines day Danielle?" The red haired sprite glared at him before taking sprite form breaking free of Pegasus and proceeding to Pull Jareths hair out. "Ow. Ow Ow...I take that as a NO right." Danielle only glared before she found herself, being glomped again by Pegasus. The problem? SHe was only three inches tall. "JARETH!" She emerged from under the Grey haired CEO sounding frustrated "FIX THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!" Jareth frowned and crossed his arms. "Party Pooper."
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Danielle frowned as she sat on the sofa. Everything had gone back to normal, and Heather was even more determined to kill Pegasus now. Danielle sipped a cup of tea and smiled to herself. "I'm glad everythings back to normal."