*Our heroes get into the van and begin their journey to the Mountain of Powahh, where Liberman has his Morality beam, holding the world under his thumb*
Liberman: *is holding a small "Captain Planet" brand globe under his thumb*
Liberman: haa haa haa! King of the World!
Liberman: *grabs a nearby Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Action figure*
Liberman: *talking in Turtle voice* Whoe dude! We gotta save the world, lets kill this mo fo!
Liberman: *taking out a Megatron transformer*
Liberman: Sorry Turtles, but that is too violent. Morality Beam, TRANSFORM!!
Liberman: *transforms megatron to a gun while making the transforming noises
Liberman: Quuaaa quuuaa quuaaaa! Eat this! *fires!
Liberman: *in turtle voice* Oh no, now I would rather pick daisy's and enjoy the pleasures of anal sex and using the gameshark!
Liberman: Thats right! Bow before me! *gets out April Oneil toy*
Liberman: *April Voice* Oh Mr Liberman, your sooo powerful, I think Im falling in love
Liberman: You cant help but love me!
Liberman: *april* Yes, yes, I think I am! Yes I think so, wait, no wait Im not
Liberman: Thats right, because extramarital sex, dating, and expression of emotions is immoral!
Ky: Master!!
Liberman: *hiding toys* Your suppose to knock!
Ky: Dont worry I didn't catch you ripping off Space Balls!
Liberman: Uhh, good! Because that would be immoral!
Ky: Yes sir!
*Back in the van*
Dudley: I say, it seems as if Mr T is teaching that Dan chap the way of our people,
Elena: Our people?
Dudley: Yes, people of our racial decent
Elena: But arnt you from England
Dudley: Born and bred, but we are still related by color, even though your an american
Elena: Im from africa
Dudley: Africa? *edges away*
Elena: What?
Dudley: You're, your not gonna eat me are you?
Elena: No! I promise!
Dudley: Oh good *van hits pothole*
Dudley: *looks up front* I say, watch the holes chap!
MrT: Shut up fewl, go back to eatin your scrumpets and lookin at little boy porn!
Dudley: My word that was rude! ahh, ahhhchoo! I say? Pepper? What in the world is pepper doing in the air?
Elena: Pepper? *hides shaker*
Dudley: Egad, it is all over me!
Elena: *stomach growls*
*back at Liberman's domain*
Liberman: Impossible! A small group of people has evaded my Morality beam
Ky: Dont worry master! Ill prepare to fire it again
Liberman: yes.....no wait! No no!!
Ky: Why not?
Liberman: It has been to long since i have heard the whimper of a man unwilling being violated by me, let the come, hah hah haaa, let them come! Hahahaha! LET THEM COME!!!! AAAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAAA HAAAAAAAA! Right Ky?
Ky: Yes, let them come! haaa haa haaa! LET THEM COME! AAAAHHAAAAHAAAA! Right Sol Badguy, the Dan clone!
Sol Badguy: Uh, whatever,
Liberman: Laugh with me Clone! AAAHHHH HHAAA HAAA HAA!
*our heroes arrive at Liberman's Mountain of Power*
Elena: Well this is it, we need climb this mountain and get into the tower on top to disable the beam of Morality
Dudley: I say, a good challenge,
MrT: Shut up fewl! This aint no game, we are playin with power now!
*The passenger door opens and Dan steps out*
Dan: *wearing mirrored sunglasses and 15 pounds of gold chain* Wassup fewl!!
MrT: SUp Brother!
Elena: Dan!? What happened?
Dan: Dont worry my ho, everything is chill, T-man here hooked me up with some skillz yo
Elena: But, i loved you the way you were!
Dan: You dont love me, you just love my doggy style! Now go fix me some Fried Chicken and Kool Aid!
MrT: This aint no time for no romantic confrontations, we gotta sneak past the BDSM Christian guards!
Dudley: That will be easy chaps, just follow suit!
Dan: Whats your plan man?
Dudley: Simple.....
Liberman: Ahhh, they have arrived,
Ky: Let me kill them sire!
Liberman: Ok sure, just get in my chair and spin it around, so when they come into my office they think Im in the chair, thats always a good dramatic thing to do
Ky: Yes sir!
Liberman: Now, Sol, we have work to do!
*in the tower*
Dan: Wow Dudley, your plan to sneak into the tower during the cutscene worked like a charm!
MrT: Yeah Dudley your the man!
Elena: *nibbles Dudley's neck*
Dudley: Now now, cousin, its improper to get fresh with...
Elena: *bites into Dudley*
Dudley: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *gushes blood* NNNNOOOOO!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
MrT: Stop that screaming fewl!! *knocks out Dudley*
Dudley: *lays on the floor bleeding*
Dan: Lets go on ahead, he will catch up
*our heroes make their way into Liberman's office*
MrT: I pity the fool that messes up the chaos of the Ghetto!
Dan: We are here to break some bones suckah!
Ky: Well well, look who we have here!
Elena: hey your not Liberman!
Ky: *standing on the desk* Thats right! You fools have fallen into a trap! You will never find my Master, his vision will live on! Now prepare yourselves for your, hey, hey whats going on?
MrT: *picks Ky up over his head and throws her out the window*
Ky: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh *pip*
MrT: That crazy Crackah had to have some kinda secret passage or something, start looking around!
Elena: *starts looking through Liberman's Desk for a switch*
Dan: *looks at the books on the shelves*
MrT: *shines his gold*
Dudley: *still is bleeding back in the hall*
Dan: Hhhmmmm *pulls book entitled "Secret Passages for Dummies"*
Secret Passage: *opens*
Dan: Yahoo! Lets go!
*Balrog runs out of Passage in a BDSM get up*
Balrog: You must submit to the BDSM Christian ways!
Dudley: *running in with a bandaid on neck* I say chap, that is no way to make an entrance!
Balrog: Your isn't much better
Dudley: YOu disrespect me? Lets fight like Gentlemen! *gets in fighting stance*
Balrog: I AM CHAMP!!
Dan: WAIT DONT FIGHT!!!
Dudley: Huh? I say why not?
Dan: Brothers shouldn't fight
Balrog: Brothers?
Dan: Yeah, arnt you all you people related?
Elena: *slaps forehead*
Balrog: *groans*
Dudley: *shakes his head*
Dan: What?
MrT: *picks Dan up over his head and throws him against a brick wall*
Dan: OW!
Dudley: Dont worry lads, Ill hold of this ruffian, you guys go up ahead. I only hope that I have enough blood in reserve after my cousin snacked on my neck
Elena: Soorryyy!!
*Elena, MrT, and Dan run off through the secret passage*
Dudley: At least with this opponent I dont have to worry about cannibalism
Balrog: *grabs Dudley and bites his ear*
Dudley: OOWWW!
Dan: Forget it, lets go!
*Dan, MrT, and Elena go through the secret passage, leaving Dudley to fight Balrog*
*They arrive in the Cannon Control room, a room that is competly dark except for an overhead spotlight, and a glowing red EXIT sign in the back. Liberman and his Morality Cannon are visible*
Dan: Liberman! I am back!!!
Liberman: Yes, you, I remember you
MrT: I pity the fewl that mess with the ghetto, we come for that beam that turns people into fairys
Liberman: Ghetto? Ha! Fool, you fail to grasp the purpose of my plan!
MrT: Purpose? What chu talkin bout fewl!!!
Liberman: Imagine if you will, a world without Ghettos, a world without hate, without fear, a world where everyone loves each other equally, a world where childrens fathers dont get murdered...
Dan: What?
Liberman: Thats right Dan, no one should ever go through what you did, join me, and it wont happen again
Elena: Dont listen to him Dan, he just wants your sweet booty
MrT: Elena is right Dan, he just wants strap you to da wall and stretch your ass, not that I know anything about that stuff
Liberman: A perfect world, join me.....
Dan: Hmmm, nahh, I like having extra marital relations
Liberman: Whhatt?
Dan: Espically with Elena
MrT: Whhatt?
Elena: Once you go black you never go back!
Dan: And Once you do white, your doing it right!
Liberman: Enough! If you will not join me, you will have to face your CLONE! *pulls out walkie talkie* Sol Badguy, come here
*Elsewhere*
Sol: *is banging Chun Li*
Chun Li: *in Liberman's spell, duh* Oh, this is wrong, it is immoral, but it feels so good!
Sol: Yeah, squeal for me
Intercom: SOL BADGUY!!!
Sol: Crap, excuse me hun, I gotta go see what he wants,
Chun: Must you go?
Sol: No I dont have to, just your not really good at this, so Im gonna go see what Liberman wants, dont worry, if he wants me to do something silly Ill just kill him *grabs sword*
*Back in Cannon Chamber*
Sol: What you want
Dan: Hey thats me!
Sol: Huh, oh great
Liberman: This is a proto type super soldier whom i have termed "Gear", and he is not JUST a clone of you Dan! He has a long life span, he will live on for hundred of years without aging, and also, he has 100% of your realized potential, how is that for a plot twist?
MrT: What is this, some kinda messed up DBZ? I dont want to hear about no fighting potential, I wanna break your face!!
Liberman: Not so fast MrT, Moral cannon, TRANSFORM! Quee quee queee!
Dan: Quee Quee Quee?
Liberman: Yes you fool its what a transformer noise is!
Dan: I thought it was Chee Choochoo?
Liberman: Never the less! Sol! KILL DAN HIBIKI!!!
Sol: Nothing better to do.... *pulls out sword*
Dan: Ack! You gotta sword that isn't fair
Sol: Your right, its not *begins advancing*
MrT: Been nice knowing you Crackerman, I would help you beat this fewl ass but I gotta stop this fewl
Liberman: Easier said that done my friend, behold Devasator!!
*the giant moral cannon has transformed into a big robot*
Violator: Prepare for extermanation!
MrT: Wanna play rough eh fewl!!
Dan: Dah! *dodge's Sol's sword swipe*
Sol: *cuts on flames on sword*
Dan: Dang! Its got a flamethrower too!!
Sol: Die!
Dan: Gadoken!!
Sol: Ha! Its so small! *gets hit in the eye by gadoken*
Sol: OWWW!!! You poked me in the eye!
MrT: Take this fewl!! *drop kicks Devastator*
Violator: Puny Human!
MrT: I aint no human, Im Mistah TEE!!!! *punches through Devastator*
Dan: Elena help me!
Elena: *drools*
Dan: Dont just stand there do something! Ahh! *ducks another swordswipe*
Elena: 2 Dans! Yummy!
Sol: Yummy? *stops fighting*
Dan: *Sucker punches* Gotcha!
Sol: *catches fist* Cut it out!
Elena: Hey guys, how about a train?
Dan: This is no time to be playing with models!!
Elena: Not that kinda train, i mean we ... *MrT lands on her*
Sol & Dan: ELENA!!!
Violator: Hahaha!!
Dan: He threw my homey!
Sol: He squished our hoe!!
Violator: You two have no chance!! *shoots lazers out of fingers*
Dan: Dodge left!
Sol: Right!
Dan: No LEFT!
Sol: I know, we going left, right?
Dan: Too late! DUCK!! *lazer impacts around*
Violator: *begins walking forward*
MrT: *cough* Dan! Get your white ass over here!
Dan: Im busy now T! *dodges another lazer volley*
MrT: I AINT ASK YOU NOTHING!!
Sol: Tyrant WAVE!! *hits Devastator with a big fire wall*
Violator: Argh!!
Sol: Damn! No effect!!
Dan: *Holding up MrT* T? Your gonna pull through!
MrT: I know that fewl! But you gotta worry about yourself! Sol is distracting him now, but you cant do no damage, not without this... *takes off a huge Gold chain with a statue of Mai Shiranui*
Dan: What is this?
MrT: It is a medallion of fairy bane +15 Only those who wear it can damage the queer steel that Violator is made out of
Violator: *has Sol in his grip and is squezzing, squezzing*
Violator: Haha!
Sol: Ow!
Violator: Now i will drain your heterosexuality!!
Dan: Not so fast!
Violator: What? You dare stop me!
Dan: MY girlfriend wants a train, and he is a vital part of that plan!! Eat this! *Punches Violator*
*Crack crack*
Dan: *hand is broken* OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
MrT: Uh oh, must have gave that pitiful cracker the wrong knecklace, I got so many of them
Elena: How you go to the bathroom with all that on?
Violator: *tosses Sol against the wall and grabs Dan*
Violator: And now I will drain you of all your skills, knowledge, and charm, as have done the entire world. Just as Liberman has commanded it! I will drain you of your Pimp Essence! *begins to drain*
Dan: Nnnnoooo!
Violator: Yes, give me your Essence! *energy begin to be drained*
Dan: I must...resist!!
Violator: Wow, your pimping level is high! I must kick my draining to overdrive!
Dan: *begins to feel weak*
Sol: *tries to get up* FIght...it....Dan *passes out*
Elena: Come on Dan, we beleive in your sexy ass!!
Mr.T: No we dont!
Elena: Encourage him! Come on!
Mr.T: I aint doin none o that feely mess, Im gonna pass out like that guy over there so i aint gotta talk none of that beleive jibber jabber! *passes out*
Violator: Yes, you are a strong one *spark* Eh? What? Im begining to overload!
Dan: *comes to* Eh? What?
Violator: Strong, too strong! I cant absorb it all!
Dan: *see a switch marked "Suck / Blow" and kicks it, switching it to blow*
Violator,: What? Noo!! *charges Dan full of all the Pimp Essence*
Dan: AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! *hair becomes blonde and spikey*
Violator: He is draining my energy! All of the sex, drugs and violence I have abosorbed in the world! Aaaahhhh!!!
Dan: YAHOOOI! *rips Violator's arms off*
Violator: Liberman, I have failed you....
Dan: SAIKYO RYU!!! *fires a huge beam of pure pimp energy*
Violator: Nnnooo!!!! *melts away*
Dan: Yes!
Elena: *wets her pants in lust from residual pimp energy and feints from pleasure*
Dan: Wow! I feel so strong! I am the Omega Pimp! I will rule the world from my pink, furred, fluffy throne! Hahahahahaha! Now for Liberman! *runs off*
*liberman is standing on his temple, overlooking his BDSM Army*
Liberman: The day of reconing is at hand!! Today, we will wipe the slate clean! We will go forth, and destroy anything and everything in the world, leaving it a paradise for us, the BDSM CHristians, to rule the world!
Army: Oooooooooooooo, coooooooooool
Dan: I dont think so!
Liberman: What? Dan?
Dan: Call me, FABIO DAN! *grabs him by his knotty head*
Liberman: No please!
Dan: Dont like video game violence eh? You havnt SEEN Video game violence YET! *ripps Liberman's head off*
Army: *gasp*
Dan: *throws head down the steps to the temple*
*all female members of the Army begin to do various naughty things at the look of Fabio Dan, while all the male members get sssssoooooo jealous*
Dan: *stands their lookin all buff* Hmmm, the world, it is mine! *stands there some more*
Dan: I dont want the world, i just want......REVENGE!!! *explodes, sending Pimp Energy All over the world, returning all the Pimp Essense that every person has, even if its just a little bit, to the people all over the world, returning it to normal*
And so, Dan returned the Immorals of everyone, and he watched as the BDSM Army went home with, sad, sad, faces, disappointed that they didnt get to spank anyone that day....
Elena: Yay Dan! Congrats!
Dan: Elena my love! Your ok!
Elena: Whoe, you just say love?
Dan: Uh, yeah, that ok?
Elena: Whoe whoe whoe, I dont think so
Dan: But, what we had was special, wasnt it?
Elena: No, what we had was good, best I ever had and all, but you see, there is a diffrence from being loved, and being laid
Dan: Huh?
Elena: Samuel L Jackson is for being loved, you see, buT you, your for getting laid. Get it? Bye! *walks off*
Dan: uh, what? I....
Mr.t: Aww man, that was cold. Hey look on the bright side, at least she didnt eat you like she did Dudley. So what you gonna do know?
Dan: I have to go get revenge for my father!
MrT: Well, good luck, I trained ya well, you gonna do good, for a white boy anyway. *begins to walk off*
Dan: T wait!
MrT: Yeah whats up?
Dan: Think you could stick around for a few hours? You see the suns about to go down, and i need somone to stick behind and watch me walk into it
MrT: What you talking about fewl? I aint got no time to stick around watching peoples walk!
Dan: But you dont understand... THE FIGHT IS ALL!!!!
MrT: What? Where you hear a stupid line like that? The Shoto handbook for game endings?
Dan: AAh, forget it, *begins to walk west, waiting for the sun to set, and waiting for his chance for, REVENGE*