Disclaimer: PO-TA-TOES! Taters. ^_^
Substandard Author's Notation: Multitasking is fun! (Also this starts a new saga in the houseshare history...which also will point out something very american cartoonish...that Heather knows how to get out anyways but never bothers with it.
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When Experiments Go Awry
Seto frowned and puzzled over this as he lay staring into the florecent lights of the Houseshares newly discovered garage. "I believe I might have mentioned her being mentally unbalanced before, or didn't I?" Yami looked over at the brown haired CEO with a frown and nodded. "You did." Malik twitched slightly clinching his fists. "When I get my hands on her—BAM! One dead Sprite!" Bakura chuckled at his insane "friend". "You have to get your hands UNTIED first Oh Mighty Sprite slayer." He remarked with a slight smirk. Malik twitched once more before glaring at the white haired tomb raider. "When I get my hands UNTIED I'm coming after YOU first punk!"
"Ohhh…I'm scared!" Remarked Bakura voice dripping with sarcasm. Thus entered Yami Malik into the conversation. He did his best death glare at both of them. "Oh just SHUT UP! You've been going on like this for an hour, and somebody wake up Pegasus!" Thus enter the noticeable snores of the one and Only Pegasus J. Crawford. Malik made yet another lame attempt to pull his shackled hands free. Yes you heard me right shackled, but of course they are firmly tied to one of six tables set in a rougth circle in the houseshares garage. Yami squirmed slightly before making his suggestion "Maybe if we scream, somebody will save us?"
Malik shook his head "Negative. Heather soundproofed the house and garage last week" Yami took this moment to glare at Seto. "Well, if Seto wouldn't howl like a damned banshee every time he gets glomped!" Seto looked slightly insulted at this rather rude comment which seemed to be blaming him for this entire situation. "Hey! You aren't the one she tackles every waking moment of life!" He remarked. Yami glared at him from his few tables over. "Pansy!" Yami Malik glared at the two fighting rivals "Shut up over there!" The both turned and glared at the blonde haired Yami "Make us!" The said at the same time before Pegasus snored rather loudly again. "Rarg!" The blonde Yami yanked on his shackes. "I am the mighty spirit of the Rod! I don't have to take this. " Bakura frowned slightly "Apparently, you ARE." Yami Malik only glared at the tomb robber. "I'm going to run you over when I get out of here." Malik looked around the room before relizing something and pointing it out to everyone. "Where did Heather go anyway?"
Course this was only Heathers cue to enter the room so at this moment the door is kicked in and Heather leaps into the open frame screaming something "BE--Ack!" Before the door came back and slammed into her face. Thus you guessed it...Pegasus was still snoring. The sound of a chainsaw fireing up was hear before Heather sawed through the wooden barrier which she THEN kicked in. Thus she continued "BEH--" She paused glaring at the door which just layed on the floor where it had fallen victim to her chainsaw. she continued "Ahem. BEHOLD!" Yami glared at her "You're a goon. Let us go." He said, if could have he would have crossed his arms at this. "No. You are part of my experiment." She said with a huge smile before clapping her hands. "Lab Assistant Mokuba." Enter Mokuba staggering into the room lugging nothing else but..the houseshares ONLY mircowave. He dropped the microwave on a table which contained several lightning rods. The men of the houseshare surveyed the tables which of course had cables connecting to the ligthning rods...most definately not good. Bakura frowned point out his 'preminition to the rest of the unfortunate group "I just got a REAL bad feeling." Malik looked terrified "What are you going to do to us? Take Yami Malik first!" Yami Malik glared at his counter part "Why you little! Traitor!" Seto glared at the blonde egyptian "That's what he does best" Heather cleared her throat getting the boys attention "Ahem. First, PEGASUS! WAKE UP!" Finally Pegasus woke up looking around sleepily "Sno—Ahh! What! Where! Huh?" Malik frowned as he eyed the grey haired CEO "Waitdaminute…is he wearing…?" Seto quickly averted his gaze "Dear GOD!" Heather snickered and shook her head. "Boys got bad fashion sense." Of course Pegasus is clad in boxers with the words "I (heart) Bunnies" all over them. Pegasus could only glare. "So I LIKE bunnies." Yami Malik pointed one finger at the grey haired CEO. "Kill him first." Heather snapped a rubber glover onto her hand, she was of course wearing the traditional mad scientists outfit complete with lab coat. "Who said anything about killing? I merely am going to create—" She paused as Mokuba hit the play button on a tape player nearby, enter what some would call evil/holy music. She raised a hand in the air "THE PERFECT MAN!" In the background thunder struck the ground and one poor unsuspecting red haired sprite ominously. Mokuba clapped his hands enthusiastically. Yami looked around at the group on the tables. "You have…odd taste." Heather nodded "That's what my mom tells me. Anyway," She smiled evily causing Seto to start sobbing uncontrolably " Make her STOP looking at me!" Yami Malik glared at the CEO "Oh you sissy! Heather! I DEMAND that you set me free this instant!" Bakura glared at the blonde yami "Hey! What about us?" Heather ignored Yami Malik and set to the task of connecting the microwave with the ligthning rods. Yami looked around and squealed "SOMEBODY HELP!" The this moment Danielle, Kurama and Hiei come in lugging a couch between them while Ryou carries a bowl of popcorn. Yami looked toawrds the red haired sprite trying to look innocent. "Danielle! Quick! Untie us!" Danielle shoved some popcorn in her mouth "Psh, what for?" She asked with a snicker as she sat down on the couch between Hiei and Ryou. Mokuba paused and turned to look at the four of them "I thought you guys were watching that horror movie marathon?" The shorter demon smirked evily at the black haired Kaiba before stuffing some popcorn in his mouth chewing, swallowing and stating his opinion "This will be more entertaining." He then looked at Kurama smirking "Would you like more popcorn Friend Kurama?" The red haired fox demon nodded "Why yes I would Friend Hiei. Do you want a soda refill Friend Danielle?" Danielle nodded and looked to Ryou "That would be lovely Friend Kurma. Pass the popcorn Friend Ryou." She did an evil little smirk towards the others of the houseshare. The males tied to the tables just stared at them slightly dumbstruck slightly scared. More of Hiei acting the way he was than anyone else. Of course they stared back at them as well. Before pegasus pointed out "We're dead." Heather cackled maniacally startling even teh group on the couch. "THERE! IT IS COMPLETE!" Thus Bakura felt the need to put in his two since before...he well..kicked the bucket. "You know, if you did not have such a fear of commitment, your relationships would last more than three days and you would not have to resort to such ludicrous attempts to acquire someone that will put up with your redundant idiocy." Heather frowned at the tomb raider before smirking insanely " You're missing my point. I'm not doing this for myself. I'm doing this for the sheer joy in tormenting you and the reader." Malik shook his head "You are one twisted EVIL—" Heather only smiled insanely "BEHOLD!" Before pointing to the microwave which ushered and "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh" Out of Danielle and the others on the couch. Yami Malik glared at them. "Oh shut up!" Mokuba clapped happily before popping a sweet tart into his mouth. "You are all connected to the collecting machine—" The brown haired sprite continued " Yami shook his head and look at the sprite "Heather, we're on picnic tables with Magic enforced plastic handcuffs. Heather only ignored him continueing with her explaination. "that will HARVEST you individual genetic code and FEED it to the superconductor—" Seto glared at her "It's a microwave, Heather!" Heather only ignored the CEO for once and continued going about her experiment while she explained what she was doing "and when I pour this special solution into this special bowl—" Yami Malik glared at her "Clod, that's salt water with green food coloring and your stupid dogs metal food bowl…oh hell" Pegasus seemed to relize something bad was going to happen. "Heather! Don't put that in there!" Heather still ignored them "it will HYPER EXCITE the molecules and when lightning strikes the satellite dish and transfers A HUNDRED THOUSAND VOLTS—" THis had reduced Yami and Bakura into whimpering babies "We're gonna DIE!" They proclaimed as the sprite continued yet again ignoring them. " to the superconductor it will MIX the genetic material and goosh it into the bowl and the resulting explosion should create—" Mokuba hit the tape player again "THE PERFECT MAN!" Malik whimpered slightly "I want my mommy." Yami Malik twisted in his place "Hell with that! I want my LAWYER!" Heather frowned as she looked to them her hands on her hips. "Oh, you guys are spoil sports! Come on!" Seto glared at her "What sort of idiocy is this! How do you know this will even work!?" Mokuba smiled looking proud of himself holding up a recipie card "We followed the recipe." Pegasus tilted his head to the side "Recipe?" Heather took the recipe card from the black haired Kaiba "Ahem. Take One Angry Man—Yami Malik, mix with Brown haired goodness , (I figure the more the better) add a dash of bishonen—Bakura, a pinch of Good and Just Person." Yami seemed slightly hysterical "She gonna pinch me! She gonna pinch me!" Heather smiled slightly "Hmm, not now and a liberal sprinkling of Heroic and Loyal Spike Haired Leader Type" Yami Malik once again twisted and glared at the brown haired sprite "I AM NOT ANGRY! NOW LET ME GO BEFORE I TEAR OUT YOUR LIVER!!"
Hiei smirked towards the two red heads and the white haired hikari "Ten bucks she fries them." Yami looked towards them glaring "Hey! A little support here!" Heather continued "Ready?" The guys all gave the same answer "NOOOO!"
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Ha! I'm leaving you with a cliffhanger! So do you think Heather will wind up frying them?
Substandard Author's Notation: Multitasking is fun! (Also this starts a new saga in the houseshare history...which also will point out something very american cartoonish...that Heather knows how to get out anyways but never bothers with it.
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When Experiments Go Awry
Seto frowned and puzzled over this as he lay staring into the florecent lights of the Houseshares newly discovered garage. "I believe I might have mentioned her being mentally unbalanced before, or didn't I?" Yami looked over at the brown haired CEO with a frown and nodded. "You did." Malik twitched slightly clinching his fists. "When I get my hands on her—BAM! One dead Sprite!" Bakura chuckled at his insane "friend". "You have to get your hands UNTIED first Oh Mighty Sprite slayer." He remarked with a slight smirk. Malik twitched once more before glaring at the white haired tomb raider. "When I get my hands UNTIED I'm coming after YOU first punk!"
"Ohhh…I'm scared!" Remarked Bakura voice dripping with sarcasm. Thus entered Yami Malik into the conversation. He did his best death glare at both of them. "Oh just SHUT UP! You've been going on like this for an hour, and somebody wake up Pegasus!" Thus enter the noticeable snores of the one and Only Pegasus J. Crawford. Malik made yet another lame attempt to pull his shackled hands free. Yes you heard me right shackled, but of course they are firmly tied to one of six tables set in a rougth circle in the houseshares garage. Yami squirmed slightly before making his suggestion "Maybe if we scream, somebody will save us?"
Malik shook his head "Negative. Heather soundproofed the house and garage last week" Yami took this moment to glare at Seto. "Well, if Seto wouldn't howl like a damned banshee every time he gets glomped!" Seto looked slightly insulted at this rather rude comment which seemed to be blaming him for this entire situation. "Hey! You aren't the one she tackles every waking moment of life!" He remarked. Yami glared at him from his few tables over. "Pansy!" Yami Malik glared at the two fighting rivals "Shut up over there!" The both turned and glared at the blonde haired Yami "Make us!" The said at the same time before Pegasus snored rather loudly again. "Rarg!" The blonde Yami yanked on his shackes. "I am the mighty spirit of the Rod! I don't have to take this. " Bakura frowned slightly "Apparently, you ARE." Yami Malik only glared at the tomb robber. "I'm going to run you over when I get out of here." Malik looked around the room before relizing something and pointing it out to everyone. "Where did Heather go anyway?"
Course this was only Heathers cue to enter the room so at this moment the door is kicked in and Heather leaps into the open frame screaming something "BE--Ack!" Before the door came back and slammed into her face. Thus you guessed it...Pegasus was still snoring. The sound of a chainsaw fireing up was hear before Heather sawed through the wooden barrier which she THEN kicked in. Thus she continued "BEH--" She paused glaring at the door which just layed on the floor where it had fallen victim to her chainsaw. she continued "Ahem. BEHOLD!" Yami glared at her "You're a goon. Let us go." He said, if could have he would have crossed his arms at this. "No. You are part of my experiment." She said with a huge smile before clapping her hands. "Lab Assistant Mokuba." Enter Mokuba staggering into the room lugging nothing else but..the houseshares ONLY mircowave. He dropped the microwave on a table which contained several lightning rods. The men of the houseshare surveyed the tables which of course had cables connecting to the ligthning rods...most definately not good. Bakura frowned point out his 'preminition to the rest of the unfortunate group "I just got a REAL bad feeling." Malik looked terrified "What are you going to do to us? Take Yami Malik first!" Yami Malik glared at his counter part "Why you little! Traitor!" Seto glared at the blonde egyptian "That's what he does best" Heather cleared her throat getting the boys attention "Ahem. First, PEGASUS! WAKE UP!" Finally Pegasus woke up looking around sleepily "Sno—Ahh! What! Where! Huh?" Malik frowned as he eyed the grey haired CEO "Waitdaminute…is he wearing…?" Seto quickly averted his gaze "Dear GOD!" Heather snickered and shook her head. "Boys got bad fashion sense." Of course Pegasus is clad in boxers with the words "I (heart) Bunnies" all over them. Pegasus could only glare. "So I LIKE bunnies." Yami Malik pointed one finger at the grey haired CEO. "Kill him first." Heather snapped a rubber glover onto her hand, she was of course wearing the traditional mad scientists outfit complete with lab coat. "Who said anything about killing? I merely am going to create—" She paused as Mokuba hit the play button on a tape player nearby, enter what some would call evil/holy music. She raised a hand in the air "THE PERFECT MAN!" In the background thunder struck the ground and one poor unsuspecting red haired sprite ominously. Mokuba clapped his hands enthusiastically. Yami looked around at the group on the tables. "You have…odd taste." Heather nodded "That's what my mom tells me. Anyway," She smiled evily causing Seto to start sobbing uncontrolably " Make her STOP looking at me!" Yami Malik glared at the CEO "Oh you sissy! Heather! I DEMAND that you set me free this instant!" Bakura glared at the blonde yami "Hey! What about us?" Heather ignored Yami Malik and set to the task of connecting the microwave with the ligthning rods. Yami looked around and squealed "SOMEBODY HELP!" The this moment Danielle, Kurama and Hiei come in lugging a couch between them while Ryou carries a bowl of popcorn. Yami looked toawrds the red haired sprite trying to look innocent. "Danielle! Quick! Untie us!" Danielle shoved some popcorn in her mouth "Psh, what for?" She asked with a snicker as she sat down on the couch between Hiei and Ryou. Mokuba paused and turned to look at the four of them "I thought you guys were watching that horror movie marathon?" The shorter demon smirked evily at the black haired Kaiba before stuffing some popcorn in his mouth chewing, swallowing and stating his opinion "This will be more entertaining." He then looked at Kurama smirking "Would you like more popcorn Friend Kurama?" The red haired fox demon nodded "Why yes I would Friend Hiei. Do you want a soda refill Friend Danielle?" Danielle nodded and looked to Ryou "That would be lovely Friend Kurma. Pass the popcorn Friend Ryou." She did an evil little smirk towards the others of the houseshare. The males tied to the tables just stared at them slightly dumbstruck slightly scared. More of Hiei acting the way he was than anyone else. Of course they stared back at them as well. Before pegasus pointed out "We're dead." Heather cackled maniacally startling even teh group on the couch. "THERE! IT IS COMPLETE!" Thus Bakura felt the need to put in his two since before...he well..kicked the bucket. "You know, if you did not have such a fear of commitment, your relationships would last more than three days and you would not have to resort to such ludicrous attempts to acquire someone that will put up with your redundant idiocy." Heather frowned at the tomb raider before smirking insanely " You're missing my point. I'm not doing this for myself. I'm doing this for the sheer joy in tormenting you and the reader." Malik shook his head "You are one twisted EVIL—" Heather only smiled insanely "BEHOLD!" Before pointing to the microwave which ushered and "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh" Out of Danielle and the others on the couch. Yami Malik glared at them. "Oh shut up!" Mokuba clapped happily before popping a sweet tart into his mouth. "You are all connected to the collecting machine—" The brown haired sprite continued " Yami shook his head and look at the sprite "Heather, we're on picnic tables with Magic enforced plastic handcuffs. Heather only ignored him continueing with her explaination. "that will HARVEST you individual genetic code and FEED it to the superconductor—" Seto glared at her "It's a microwave, Heather!" Heather only ignored the CEO for once and continued going about her experiment while she explained what she was doing "and when I pour this special solution into this special bowl—" Yami Malik glared at her "Clod, that's salt water with green food coloring and your stupid dogs metal food bowl…oh hell" Pegasus seemed to relize something bad was going to happen. "Heather! Don't put that in there!" Heather still ignored them "it will HYPER EXCITE the molecules and when lightning strikes the satellite dish and transfers A HUNDRED THOUSAND VOLTS—" THis had reduced Yami and Bakura into whimpering babies "We're gonna DIE!" They proclaimed as the sprite continued yet again ignoring them. " to the superconductor it will MIX the genetic material and goosh it into the bowl and the resulting explosion should create—" Mokuba hit the tape player again "THE PERFECT MAN!" Malik whimpered slightly "I want my mommy." Yami Malik twisted in his place "Hell with that! I want my LAWYER!" Heather frowned as she looked to them her hands on her hips. "Oh, you guys are spoil sports! Come on!" Seto glared at her "What sort of idiocy is this! How do you know this will even work!?" Mokuba smiled looking proud of himself holding up a recipie card "We followed the recipe." Pegasus tilted his head to the side "Recipe?" Heather took the recipe card from the black haired Kaiba "Ahem. Take One Angry Man—Yami Malik, mix with Brown haired goodness , (I figure the more the better) add a dash of bishonen—Bakura, a pinch of Good and Just Person." Yami seemed slightly hysterical "She gonna pinch me! She gonna pinch me!" Heather smiled slightly "Hmm, not now and a liberal sprinkling of Heroic and Loyal Spike Haired Leader Type" Yami Malik once again twisted and glared at the brown haired sprite "I AM NOT ANGRY! NOW LET ME GO BEFORE I TEAR OUT YOUR LIVER!!"
Hiei smirked towards the two red heads and the white haired hikari "Ten bucks she fries them." Yami looked towards them glaring "Hey! A little support here!" Heather continued "Ready?" The guys all gave the same answer "NOOOO!"
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Ha! I'm leaving you with a cliffhanger! So do you think Heather will wind up frying them?