I see cows. Do you? Everywhere. ^_^
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And we return once more to the garage where Heathers next crazed attempt to create the perfect man is nearly almost ready to begin, except that you already know that she is going to fail miserably and set some horrific monster strait from her box o'stuff out on the unsuspecting fanfiction world and this of course will require the aid of a battered RV and a disgruntled cast of Anime character to save the day...err...or something like that. I like cheese...
Seto looked up at the ceiling slightly and then spoke "I am vexed." Everyone stared at him oddly before he glared at them. "Oh shut up." Bakura twitched in his restraints before ranting his traditional rant. "You can't do this to me! Oh hell.I've already DIED five frickin times already!! Why must I forever be tormented!?" Heather only glared at him. "Shush you, or it's the tickle feather again." All of the spirits of the items shuddered. Malik was shivering in terror. "not the tickle feather." Yami continued this "Anything but the tickle feather!" Bakura would have been crossing his arms as he spoke but couldn't seeing as though he was chained to a table. "I would rather be at the mercy of cannibal serial kitten eating clown for all of eternity than endure the tickle feather." Yami Malik glared at the white haired spirit. "Just say 'NO!' and be DONE with it!" He said angerly. Mokuba tapped Heather on the shoulder "Heather, the superconductor is ready." Pegasus shook his head and glared at the sprite and the black haired Kaiba who had made many past attempts to kill him. "It's a MICROWAVE!" Hiei glared at the grey haired man a slightly disturbing smile on his pale face "It's gonna FRY your ass Pegsy!" Yami was nearly crying at this "STOP SAYING THAT!" He yelle fearfully.
Suddenly all was silent...except for the sound of a cricket chirping. "DIE DEVIL SPAWN!" Danielle yelled before stomping on the cricket which promptly died. Heather looked to her red haired counterpart "Well, that was utterly random." Danielle just shrugged and flopped back down on the couch.
Yami Malik glared at the brown haired sprite and began the way to beging the boys iminant doom. "God! Will you just get this over with! People have better things to do than sit here and wait for you to turn on the microwave!" Mokuba and Heather glared at him before correcting his mistake "SUPERCONDUCTOR!" Ryou waved towards his Yami "Goodbye Yami, You were like the big bully of a brother that I never had. Yami frowned and knocked his head against the table "I HATE you! Why didn't I take that FF7 job Square offered!" Pegasus frowned slightly "Same reason I didn't"
The both nodded with huge smiles on their face "Yep FIRE!" Danielle frowned form her seat on the couch crossing her arms "Pyromania. The growing trend among the youth today. Soon they'll be putting Zippos in Happy Meals" Kurama looked puzzled at this "Why is the meal happy?" Hiei looked slightly demonic as he clinched his fist. "(*$*&(*&($*$ FRY THEM!" Heather blinked bringer herself out of the dazed state she was in. " Huh? Oh yeah." She remarked before starting the timer on the Microwave " 5 minutes and I shall create.." Mokuba hit the play button on the tape player again "THE PERFECT MAN!" Seto frowned slightly as he looked at the sprite "I thought I was the perfect man?" Heather frowned slightly and began to go through the list of reasons why he and the others weren't perfect. "You squeal when I glomp you. Yami yells about being 'married' or something like that and Malik—" Malik felt the need to retort before she could reveal one of his embarassing secrets. "I have SENSITIVE skin damn you! It TICKLES! And I don't GIGGLE!" Yami Malik snickered slightly at his other half "Sure, whatever you say." He remarked before starting to whistle. " Heather. You're a nutcase." Pegasus remarked slightly. Heather cracked her nuckles "In case you're wondering, there ARE Authors camping on the front lawn waiting for you." Pegasus gulped. "I be good little boy."
"I like my Pegasus well-done." Hiei remarked with a smirk. Danielle shook her head "Crispy." She said with a smile. Kurama and Ryou shook thier heads looking slightly disgusted. Heather looked at the clock "3 minutes!" She announced as Mokuba sat beside Ryou eating popcorn. " Mmmmm, BUTTER!" Seto frowned slightly clearing his throat. "Ahem. Since this very well might be my last few moments on this miserable little pit of existence—" Heather glared at the brown haired CEO placing her hands on her hips. "HEY! I LIKE my garage!" Seto rolled his eyes " --I would like to inform you gentlemen.." He paused looking around him "oh hell. Nevermind." Yami Malik glared "Good, the last thing I wanted to do was listen to YOUR senseless blathering in my last minutes." Malik retorted "Oh, so we have to listen to you?" Pegasus snickered slightly "Better than hearing a hikari giggle like a schoolgirl." Malik glared at him "SENSITIVE SKIN! Heathens!" Bakura snickered as he shook his head "Whatever you say Giggles." Yami glared at the white haired spirit. "Oh YOU HAVE a lot to say Mister AHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S ON ME! IT'S ON ME! HELLLPP!" Bakura felt the need to defend himself " When she pounces on YOU outta the blue—" Yami stuck his tounge out at the spirit "Nyah!" Bakura glared "I KILL you!" Pegasus tried to break the two up "Settle down!" Bakura only shouted louder "I kill BOTH of you!" Yami Malik glared at Pegasus "Damn it bunny boy! You had to get them started!" Mokuba gave the time limit this time. "1 more minutes!" He said with a smile. Heather rubbed her hands together evily. "Muahahahahhaha!" As she did this the timer finally ran out.
DING!
Everyone gasped...and then there was silence. Everyone looked tot he mircrowave which sat rather uselessly on the table. Of course this resulted in a cricket hopping up on the table. Chrippping of course. Danielle's eye twitched involuntarily. The cricket chirped again. Danielle pulled out a hammer from nowhere."DIE DEVIL SPAWN!" The boys looked frantically at the red headed sprite. "DANIELLE NO!
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And we return once more to the garage where Heathers next crazed attempt to create the perfect man is nearly almost ready to begin, except that you already know that she is going to fail miserably and set some horrific monster strait from her box o'stuff out on the unsuspecting fanfiction world and this of course will require the aid of a battered RV and a disgruntled cast of Anime character to save the day...err...or something like that. I like cheese...
Seto looked up at the ceiling slightly and then spoke "I am vexed." Everyone stared at him oddly before he glared at them. "Oh shut up." Bakura twitched in his restraints before ranting his traditional rant. "You can't do this to me! Oh hell.I've already DIED five frickin times already!! Why must I forever be tormented!?" Heather only glared at him. "Shush you, or it's the tickle feather again." All of the spirits of the items shuddered. Malik was shivering in terror. "not the tickle feather." Yami continued this "Anything but the tickle feather!" Bakura would have been crossing his arms as he spoke but couldn't seeing as though he was chained to a table. "I would rather be at the mercy of cannibal serial kitten eating clown for all of eternity than endure the tickle feather." Yami Malik glared at the white haired spirit. "Just say 'NO!' and be DONE with it!" He said angerly. Mokuba tapped Heather on the shoulder "Heather, the superconductor is ready." Pegasus shook his head and glared at the sprite and the black haired Kaiba who had made many past attempts to kill him. "It's a MICROWAVE!" Hiei glared at the grey haired man a slightly disturbing smile on his pale face "It's gonna FRY your ass Pegsy!" Yami was nearly crying at this "STOP SAYING THAT!" He yelle fearfully.
Suddenly all was silent...except for the sound of a cricket chirping. "DIE DEVIL SPAWN!" Danielle yelled before stomping on the cricket which promptly died. Heather looked to her red haired counterpart "Well, that was utterly random." Danielle just shrugged and flopped back down on the couch.
Yami Malik glared at the brown haired sprite and began the way to beging the boys iminant doom. "God! Will you just get this over with! People have better things to do than sit here and wait for you to turn on the microwave!" Mokuba and Heather glared at him before correcting his mistake "SUPERCONDUCTOR!" Ryou waved towards his Yami "Goodbye Yami, You were like the big bully of a brother that I never had. Yami frowned and knocked his head against the table "I HATE you! Why didn't I take that FF7 job Square offered!" Pegasus frowned slightly "Same reason I didn't"
The both nodded with huge smiles on their face "Yep FIRE!" Danielle frowned form her seat on the couch crossing her arms "Pyromania. The growing trend among the youth today. Soon they'll be putting Zippos in Happy Meals" Kurama looked puzzled at this "Why is the meal happy?" Hiei looked slightly demonic as he clinched his fist. "(*$*&(*&($*$ FRY THEM!" Heather blinked bringer herself out of the dazed state she was in. " Huh? Oh yeah." She remarked before starting the timer on the Microwave " 5 minutes and I shall create.." Mokuba hit the play button on the tape player again "THE PERFECT MAN!" Seto frowned slightly as he looked at the sprite "I thought I was the perfect man?" Heather frowned slightly and began to go through the list of reasons why he and the others weren't perfect. "You squeal when I glomp you. Yami yells about being 'married' or something like that and Malik—" Malik felt the need to retort before she could reveal one of his embarassing secrets. "I have SENSITIVE skin damn you! It TICKLES! And I don't GIGGLE!" Yami Malik snickered slightly at his other half "Sure, whatever you say." He remarked before starting to whistle. " Heather. You're a nutcase." Pegasus remarked slightly. Heather cracked her nuckles "In case you're wondering, there ARE Authors camping on the front lawn waiting for you." Pegasus gulped. "I be good little boy."
"I like my Pegasus well-done." Hiei remarked with a smirk. Danielle shook her head "Crispy." She said with a smile. Kurama and Ryou shook thier heads looking slightly disgusted. Heather looked at the clock "3 minutes!" She announced as Mokuba sat beside Ryou eating popcorn. " Mmmmm, BUTTER!" Seto frowned slightly clearing his throat. "Ahem. Since this very well might be my last few moments on this miserable little pit of existence—" Heather glared at the brown haired CEO placing her hands on her hips. "HEY! I LIKE my garage!" Seto rolled his eyes " --I would like to inform you gentlemen.." He paused looking around him "oh hell. Nevermind." Yami Malik glared "Good, the last thing I wanted to do was listen to YOUR senseless blathering in my last minutes." Malik retorted "Oh, so we have to listen to you?" Pegasus snickered slightly "Better than hearing a hikari giggle like a schoolgirl." Malik glared at him "SENSITIVE SKIN! Heathens!" Bakura snickered as he shook his head "Whatever you say Giggles." Yami glared at the white haired spirit. "Oh YOU HAVE a lot to say Mister AHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S ON ME! IT'S ON ME! HELLLPP!" Bakura felt the need to defend himself " When she pounces on YOU outta the blue—" Yami stuck his tounge out at the spirit "Nyah!" Bakura glared "I KILL you!" Pegasus tried to break the two up "Settle down!" Bakura only shouted louder "I kill BOTH of you!" Yami Malik glared at Pegasus "Damn it bunny boy! You had to get them started!" Mokuba gave the time limit this time. "1 more minutes!" He said with a smile. Heather rubbed her hands together evily. "Muahahahahhaha!" As she did this the timer finally ran out.
DING!
Everyone gasped...and then there was silence. Everyone looked tot he mircrowave which sat rather uselessly on the table. Of course this resulted in a cricket hopping up on the table. Chrippping of course. Danielle's eye twitched involuntarily. The cricket chirped again. Danielle pulled out a hammer from nowhere."DIE DEVIL SPAWN!" The boys looked frantically at the red headed sprite. "DANIELLE NO!
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