Flying high above earth, The One-eyed Pirate Lady named Ruby Heart, witnessed David er, Abyss's arrival.
Ruby: So, it has begun...
First mate Joe Shmoe: What has begun?
Ruby: Oni's crappy naming of my crew
Crew Member Cloakman: What ever do you mean?
Guy that looks like Remy in a cowboy suit: I think she is talking about our names
Ruby: SILENCE! We dont have time to worry about your names! You only appear in this one scene!
Joe Shmoe: Whats wrong Ruby?
Ruby: We have traveled the stars robbing booty, its just what Pirates do, but you know what our cheif purpose is
Cloakman: To travel the stars and rob booty?
Ruby: NOO! It is to protect the world from supernatural beings named David! It is EVERY Pirates duty, all the greatest pirates have done it, Blackbeard, Bluebeard, Sony Executives, and now US! Or, more specficly, ME!
Cloakman: But I thought his name was Abyss?
Ruby: Thats just a trick he pulled to fool half-assed characters that only appear in one scene and never again
Cloakman: ...damn
Remy in Cowboy suit: But what are we gonna do?
Ruby: Your gonna linger off screen and only come out for my victory poses
Joe Schmoe: Dammit!
Ruby: Now everyone be silent! I must gather all the heroes of Earth with a telepathic message.....
Ruby: Heroes of earth, your planet is in grave danger, you must band together to defeat the evil, meet me and XX Coordinates in OO, god speed!
*Storm, Rogue, and Marrow are standing on a street corner*
Storm: Slow day huh.
Rogue: Yeah
Marrow: You thinks its because of me?
Storm: No no no! Not at all!
Rogue: Storm is right.
......
Rogue: Maybe its because I can't touch anyone.
Storm: Hmm, you got a point there.
Marrow: Nah its got to be me.
*You hear some bass playing a good distance away*
Marrow: Im just to ugly.
Storm: Don't worry, maybe we can get another job
Rogue: Maybe, like at a club or something
*Tires squeel as a OldMobile turns into the street with music blasting and hydrolics pumping*
Storm: Hey look who it is
*the car pulls up and the window rolls down, revealing a leapord skin interior and a fog of smoke emits from the car
Sabertooth: Where my money!
Storm: Its a slow day S-Dog, we are doing our best
Sabertooth: You betta git my money! Drive Birdie
*Telepathic message: Heroes of earth, your planet is in grave danger, you must band together to defeat the evil, meet me and XX Coordinates in OO, god speed!*
Storm: Lets go! *flys off*
Rogue: S-dog will just have to wait for his money! *flies off*
Marrow: Wait guys, i cant fly!
*Strider is on a movie set*
Director: Ok Strider baby this is THE part for you, you play a ninja that doesn't know whats going on but he runs around with a statue and gets chased by badguys ok?
Strider: Uhh, ok
Director: This is the scene where you get shot in the bar,
Guy: Ok, Ninja Guiden Scene 4
Director: Action!
Actress: *pulls a gun*
Strider: Look out everyone she has a real gun! *kills Actress*
Director: CUT!! How many times do I have to tell you! It isn't a real gun!
Strider: But with that Brady Bill all fake guns have an orange tag in the front!
Director: That wasn't the Brady Bill!
Strider: Yes it was but thats beside the point, it was real because it didn't have an orange point, so I killed her, I'll be in my trailer, maybe you should do background checks on all these actresses....
*Telepathic message: Heroes of earth, your planet is in grave danger, you must band together to defeat the evil, meet me and XX Coordinates in OO, god speed!*
Strider: The world needs me again....
*at the Olympics*
Announcer: That long jump was really high! It was almost the new world record! She is a sure fire winner for the Gold, next up for the high jump the Marvel contender, Juggernaunt.
Juggernaunt: *spits out a turkey leg* Im Juggernaunt!
Ok he is starting the run....
Juggernaunt: *begins to lumber forward using the pole as a toothpick*
Ok here it is..
Juggernuant: *stops and looks up* Hmmm! *holds his arms up and makes a short hop, then annother* Damn, shouldn't have went to that Chinese Buffet. *begins to make hop after hop.
Announcer: Can he do that?
Guy: Im not gonna stop him.
Juggy: *reaches up and grabs the pole and bends it downward, steps over it, and lets it back up*
Juggy: Im UNSTOPPABLE!!
*Telepathic message: Heroes of earth, your planet is in grave danger, you must band together to defeat the evil, meet me and XX Coordinates in OO, god speed!*
Juggy: I better go, even though technically my helmet stops telepathic attacks, I shouldnt have been able to hear that
Ryu and Ken are riding in a car
Ryu: Do you know what they call a quarter pounder in Japan?
Ken: Yeah
Ryu: They don't have pounds in Japan, they have the metric system
Ken: Ryu I know! I spend most my life training in Japan, remember? I ate a few fucking quarter pounders!
Ryu: Sorry man I was just trying to set the mood!
*knock on a door*
The Rock: Hello?
Ken: *Kicks the Rock in the face*
Rock: *pees his pants* Oh my god don't kill me!
Ryu: Shut up Fewl! We are delivering a message from Zangeif, he says he don't ever want to see your sorry ass on TNN again, they took out his favorite fishing shows and he doesn't appreciate that
Rock: Please please leave me alone
Ken: *kicks him in the ribs and laughes*
Ryu: *Laughes*
Rock: *Craps his pants*
Ryu: Hey Ken do you smell what the Rock is cookin'?
Ken: *removes the Rocks head and throws it across the room*
Ryu: *Laughes*
Ken: *laughes*
Ryu: *laughes*
Ken: What would Akuma say in this situation?
Ken and Ryu: Me Suit! BWahahaha!
Ken: *laughes*
Ryu: *laughes*
Ken: *laughes*
Ryu: Thats no way to get ahead in life!
Ken: *laughes*
Ryu: *laughes*
Ken: *laughes*
Ryu: *laughes*
*Telepathic message: Heroes of earth, your planet is in grave danger, you must band together to defeat the evil, meet me and XX Coordinates in OO, god speed!*
Ken: Lets....
Ryu: ...go
*Cable is standing in the unemployment line*
Cable: Man what a long line! Ahh! *begins to think to himself*
Cable: (I wonder how Storm, Rogue, and Marrow or doing....)
Cable: (Hmm, somebody stinks in here,) *sniffs* (smells like Wolverine)
Cable: (I need to remember to run by the grocery store on the way home and pick up some milk and bread)
Cable: (Hmm, I wonder why Domino told me to get Milk and Bread, why not ham and cheese. I understand the milk part, because she only drinks that certain kind to keep her skin that shade of white, but bread?)
Cable: (Oh My God I forgot what kind of Milk she drinks! Doh, lemme think, 5%? 10%? Percent of what? Oh well I'll just get her some liqour instead)
*a little kid runs up to Cable*
Kid: Hey are you Cable!?
Cable: (cool a fan) Yup thats me!
Kid: Man your really cheap, but I heard your friends with Dan, do you know where I can find him so I can get his autograph?
Cable: ......yeah, go jump off a cliff, you should find him
Kid: fuck you then
Cable: (kids now a days, no respect for there elders, hmm, but seeing how Im born like a long time from now, these guys are older than me, so I should respect them. Nah, if I think of it like that then I should consider myself negative in years and then I wouldn't exist. Maybe it is possible to be negative in years, hmmm. I'll ask SonSon next time I see her. But how can I be sure its a her? Maybe its just a little monkey guy, I dunno)
*Telepathic message: Heroes of earth, your planet is in grave danger, you must band together to defeat the evil, meet me and XX Coordinates in OO, god speed!*
Cable: (Man, i hope who ever gave me that telepathic message didnt hear my thoughts, that would suck. It would suck more if they knew I dont know what kinda milk to get and the blackmail me)
*Jill Valenite, BB Hood, and Gambit are driving through the woods at night. No they all arn't driving, Gambit is driving, Hood is shotgun and Jill is in the back, that enough detail for ya?*
Boom, boom, boom
Gambit: What was that?
Jill: What was what I didn't hear nothing
Hood: *lights up a cigarrette*
boom, boom, boom
Hood: I heard that boomie boomie sound too!
Gambit: What is it?
Jill: I dunno maybe its a flat, pull over and check it out
*the trio stand outside the trunk*
Boom boom bomm
Jill: *opens the trunk*
Akuma: *all bloodied* Meeeee,
Jill: Don't say it!
Akuma: Meee, mee, meeee
Jill: Doooonnnn't Say it!
Akuma: Suit
Jill: I told ya not to say it! *begins beating up Akuma*
Hood: *pulls out a knife and cuts his throat* Abayo!
Gambit: *pulls out a gun and shoots Akuma in da face*
Jill: I told him not to say it.
Hood: Tee hee hee, your a funny girl Jill.
Jill: What do ya mean by that?
Hood: Huh? I jus said you was funny Miss Scary Zombie Lady!
Jill: Zombie lady? I'm a Zombie Lady to you?
Hood: Yeah!
Jill: What you mean im some kinda misstress of the night, that I wear black dresses and walk around with big boobies so you can oogle and pause the tape when I bend over just so you can rub one off while watching horror movies?
Hood: No, I just ment your Scary Zombie lady
Jill: I am a zombie lady....
Hood: Yeah don't get offended!
Jill: Offended?
*Telepathic message: Heroes of earth, your planet is in grave danger, you must band together to defeat the evil, meet me and XX Coordinates in OO, god speed!*
Gambit: *gets in the car and drives off*
And so the gathering began....
Jin: *arrives at the gathering place with Cammy, CapCom, and Felecia* Hmm, this looks pretty chill, Looks like everyone is here eh
Captain Commando: Yeah, hey girls, lets go see what this is about
Jin: Ok, ill just hang here in the back *Cammy, CapCom, and Felecia walk off*
Dan: Yo!!
Jin: Huh? DAN! Whats up, I havnt seen you since you left the Cappa Comma fraturnity! What you been up to?
Dan: Well, saved the world, avenged my fathers death, you know how it goes. You here for the gathering of heroes?
Jin: Yeah, seems like fun
Charlie: Popcorn, get your popcorn here!
Jin: I'll take a bag!
Dan: Hey, you wanna go for a drink after the meeting?
Jin: Sure, see you then
Dan: Ok, see you, sorry this conversation didnt have that many jokes
Jin: Oh, thats ok, your not funny unless your drunk anyway. And besides the plot needed a bit of developing
ANd so the heroes were gathered....
Ruby: greeting heroes of earth! I am Ruby Heart, and the world is in danger! Get ready for the ride of your life! Im gonna take ya for a ride! Duh na nuh, na na nuh! Gonna take ya for a ride!!!
Cable: Shut up bitch! *throws a grenade*
Ruby: Ahhh! You dont like my singing!
Storm: *strikes Ruby's podium with lighting*
Ruby: Ahh! My podium!
Cyclops: We dont need these Capcom heroes to help us save the world, do we baby? *fondles Iceman's ass*
Iceman: No, I say we just kill them all!
Ruby: NO! No you should fight, Abyss is the one we need to be fighting!
Juggernaunt: *standing up* Lets get them!
Sonson: Down in front!
Juggernaunt: Shut up
Ruby: Be quiet! The world needs all of your help!!
Amingo: Dont tell SonSon to shut up!
Hulk: Hulk smash small stupid character!
Ruby: Please Clam down....
Blackheart: Hey Ryu, you sold your soul to be hero of Street Fighters, I've come to collect!
Ken: Ha! You will have to get by me first! *jumps at Blackheart*
Cable: *shoots Ken in the chest*
Ken: Ow, you...shot...me *falls back into Ryu's arms*
Ryu: Ken, Ken, talk to me! You cant die Ken! I havnt returned your headband yet.
Cable: *face in shadow* Give it to him in hell, *aims gun and Ryu's head*
Akuma: Me Suit! *hits Cable with Fireball*
Cable: Gah!
*by now the everyone has erupted into an all out rumble*
Sakura: Ryu! Ryu wait up!
Shuma Gorath: *jumps on her back* Your going no where hunney, Im gonna make you into a star, a HENTAI star! Muhuhauhahaha!
Sakura: Ahh, ahh, stop, dont touch there, drop the tentecles, some one help!!!
Hayato: *watching* Im not helping
Strider: Me either
Rogue: Hiyah! *rips Amingo in half* ha ha ha I am overpowered and invincible!!
Zangief: Oh yeah!?
Rogue: Yeah!
Zangief: *turns mech*
Rogue: *punches him*
Zangief: *grabs and throws her*
Rogue: Oh no, I cant punch him, ahhhhhh *dies*
Psylocke: Crap, if I cant Air Combo him, Im as worthless as a Hooker in a wheel chiair!
Zangief: Die! *kills Psylocke*
Iceman: Oooo hey sexy in the underpants!
Zangief: Who me?
Iceman: yeah!
Zangief: I kill you!
Iceman: Icebeamicebeamicebeamicebeamicebeamicebeam!
Zangief: Ooo!
Cable: *sticks finger in Icemans butt*
Iceman: Ooo, hey Cable!
Cable: Allow me Madam
Iceman: Of course!
Jin: Damn, its a warzone out here!
Dan: you said that right, we gotta get outta here, the world is in danger, this aint the time to be fighting *ducks a flying Marrow*
Jin: We need to regroup, I came here with Cammy, Captain Commando, and Felicia, Ill go and get them, you need to get a hold of Ruby so we can go whip the badguy!
*suddenly the floor is ripped apart by a tentecle*
Omega Red: Omega Destroyer!
Morrigan: He is attacking Dan and Jin, time to strike while he back is turned, SOUL ERASER!
Omega Red: *magically blocks*
Morrigan: What the!
Omega Red: *shoots above Morrigan, then attacks her 25 time with his tentecle on the way down*
Chun Li: Ah ha! He is in the air and distracted, time for my Air Demon! Hiya!!!!!! *fizzles* Uh oh!
Megaman: I wonder what happened to Chun Li's moves?
Chun Li: oops, its that time of the month, sorry!
Guile: I will get him when he lands, Sonic Hurricane!
Omega Red: *ducks down so low, he begins to merge with the ground and the ground covers him*
Guile: Where did he go!?!?
Omega Red: Right behind you!
Charlie: SOMERSAULT! *kicks Omega Red*
Omega: Oh no my Capcom Issue Cheesey Super Auto Guard has been defeated by your Capcom Issue Supreme Priority Anti Air Attack! *dies*
*elsewhere*
Jin: Cammy, Cammy!
Bison: Get him Cammy!
Cammy: Lock on!! Hiyah! *flies toward Cyclopes*
Cyclopes: *taunts Cammy, making him invincible, while Juggernaunt body splashes Cammy in Mid Air*
Cammy: What the?
Juggernaunt: Power up!!
Cammy: Grrr, Lock on!
Juggernaunt: *tuants again, apparently making him intaginble, Cycops Drop kicks in*
Cammy: What is going on? This is impossible!
Jin: Cammy! There you are!
Cammy: Oh Jin, there you are *juggernaunts is running up behind her*
Jin What the, Cammy! Behind you, nnnnnnnnnooooooooooo!
Juggernaunt: Juggernaunt PUNCH! *hits Cammy*
Cammy: nnnooo!! *everything gets dark, everyone turns and looks at Cammy, only her heartbeat can be heard as she flys through the air*
Jin: Cammy!! *Captain Commando, Felecia, Servbot, and Anakaris back Jin up*
Jin: nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooo! *Music suddenly starts, Jin and company dance*
Jin: As he came into the battlefield, it was the sound of, an assist call...ha!
Jin: As she flew through the air, she was the victim of, Juggy Punch
Jin: She was rolling on the ground, you could see, she was disabled
Jin: Cammy are you ok? Cammy are you ok?
Jin: Are you ok Cammy?
Jin: Cammy are you ok? Cammy are you ok?
Jin: Are you ok Cammy?
Jin: Cammy are you ok? Cammy are you ok?
Jin: Are you ok Cammy?
Jin: You been hit by, you been punched by, you been hit by, a Smoooooth, Glitcher
Jin: *begins solo dance as backup singer sing*
BckupSingers: As he came into the battlefield, it was the sound of, an assist call
BckupSingers: As she flew through the air, she was the victim of, Juggy Punch
Cammy are you ok? Cammy are you ok?
Are you ok Cammy?
Cammy are you ok? Cammy are you ok?
Are you ok Cammy?
Cammy are you ok? Cammy are you ok?
Are you ok Cammy?
Jin: *throws hands up in air* HHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *energy flies everywhere, killing everyone nearby*
Captain Commando: Good shot Jin!
Captain America: You should be worried about your shots! Hiya! *smacks Commando on the back of head with shield*
CapCom: Captain America eh? There is only room for one Captain in this battle!
CapAmer: Oh yeah! Bring it on! *they lock*
CapCom: Grrrrrr, you bastard!
CapAmer: Bring it up!
CapCom: You mean on!
CapAmer: Whatever!
CapCom: You fool, you forgot to bring your teammates to the fight! Mummy Comando, Ninja Commando, Baby Commando, attack!
CapAmer: Oh yeah, I didnt forget, Iron Man, back me up!
Iron Man: oh yes, yes of course *hic* Avvvveeennnngeerssss Assblybly! *hic* *takes a swig from a bottle marked XXX* Yes now Im gonna, gonna, what was I gonna do againsss? Oh yesshh, courshh! Protin Cannin! *hic*
*on a satilite*
War Machine: Oh yeeaaahh beeatttcchh! Mmmm hmmmm! Suck it baby yeeeaaaa yeeeaaaaa!
*a button labeled, Proton Cannon lights up*
Button: Beep beep beep
Scarlett Witch: Mmmmphhh?
War Machine: Wait dont stop bitch!
Scarlett Witch: Mmmm hhmm hmm mphhh!
WarMachine: baaah, what he be wanting now!!! Proton Cannon den maybe? How about this?
Iron Man: Prrrroooton Canon! *hic* Hey whatwsh the dealio, io?
*Proton Canon appears 20 feet above IronMan's head, falls on him and kills him instantly*
*elsewhere in the battle*
BB Hood: DIE!!! THIS IS FOR LEAVING ME IN THE WOODS WITH JILL!! *sprays Uzi at Gambit*
Gambit: Whoe cher! Don be worrin bout da tings!
Hood: You dont know the things she made me do!!!
Jill: *bouncing a pingpong ball in her hand*
Jill: Im a member of STARS! *throws ball over her shoulder and gets into fighitng stance*
Gambit: Credit Card!! *throw cards at Hood and Jill*
Dan: *sneaking past the battle*
Dan: Man, this is off the hook, huh?
Wolverine: *lands in front of Dan* Come On Bub!
Dan: Oh yeah!?!?! *hits Wolverine so hard, that the fabric of space and time rips, and he knocks Wolverine so hard that Wolverine becomes two seperate entities*
Wolverine1: Ow!
Wolverine2: Crap, that hurt!
*Sentinal lands*
Sentinal: Destroy Capcom
Dan: No dont destroy Capcom!
Sentinal: I must use my attacks with great skill, because I am so slow
Dan: He is slow, I'll run
Sentinal: Rocket Punch! *hits dan with light speed*
Dan: OW! What? I thought you were suppose to be slow!!
Sentinal: It takes a lot of skill! Sentinal Drones! Mouth Beam! Sentinal Force!
Dan: Ahh! Ack ack!
Sentinal: Now to terminal your life, DESTROY HIM DRONES! *drones fly at Dan*
Ruby: Chevet Seller!!
Sentinal: Impossible, my drones have been blocked?
*Tuxedo Mask music plays as Ruby stands above the battle field on a street light (anyone know how the hell Tuxedo Mask always gets on those things anyway?)*
Ruby: Im sorry, I cannot allow you to destroy that man,
Dan: Yahhooi!
Sentinal: Why not?
Ruby: Because he owes me three dollars! *flys at Sentinal*
Sentinal: Ack! *dies*
Dan: Wow! You saved me!
Ruby: Yeah I did, no cough up my three.... what?
Dan: Huh?
Ruby: DOH! I thought you were Sol Badguy, HE owes me three bucks, not you, whoever you are
Dan: Im Dan Hibiki! Sol is my clone!
Ruby: Im Ruby Heart, now you better get off this planet while your still alive, its about to be destroyed by Abyss
Dan: You mean David
Ruby: Wait? *grabs Dan by the scruff of the collar* What do you know about it!!
Dan: I let him loose, and now me and my college buddy Jin are going to kick his butt!
Ruby: *Hmmm, this guy let him out? I cant defeat Abyss alone, but what if this guy can help...if he is telling the truth about Sol being his clone, then he must have the same power as, Sol. We might stand a chance*
Dan: *watches Ruby stand there silent*
Ruby: *He is kinda cute, in a pink sort of way. But I dont think even with him we can stand a chance*
Dan: *Begins to pick his nose*
Ruby: *Maybe if we had a Big Robot*
*The Bloodia II lands, making Magneto, Thanos, Colossus, Marrow, Venom, and Spiderman all bloody smears on the ground (Bloodia got big feet)*
Jin: Dan, come on, hop in we gotta go!
Ruby: Count me in!
Ruby: So, it has begun...
First mate Joe Shmoe: What has begun?
Ruby: Oni's crappy naming of my crew
Crew Member Cloakman: What ever do you mean?
Guy that looks like Remy in a cowboy suit: I think she is talking about our names
Ruby: SILENCE! We dont have time to worry about your names! You only appear in this one scene!
Joe Shmoe: Whats wrong Ruby?
Ruby: We have traveled the stars robbing booty, its just what Pirates do, but you know what our cheif purpose is
Cloakman: To travel the stars and rob booty?
Ruby: NOO! It is to protect the world from supernatural beings named David! It is EVERY Pirates duty, all the greatest pirates have done it, Blackbeard, Bluebeard, Sony Executives, and now US! Or, more specficly, ME!
Cloakman: But I thought his name was Abyss?
Ruby: Thats just a trick he pulled to fool half-assed characters that only appear in one scene and never again
Cloakman: ...damn
Remy in Cowboy suit: But what are we gonna do?
Ruby: Your gonna linger off screen and only come out for my victory poses
Joe Schmoe: Dammit!
Ruby: Now everyone be silent! I must gather all the heroes of Earth with a telepathic message.....
Ruby: Heroes of earth, your planet is in grave danger, you must band together to defeat the evil, meet me and XX Coordinates in OO, god speed!
*Storm, Rogue, and Marrow are standing on a street corner*
Storm: Slow day huh.
Rogue: Yeah
Marrow: You thinks its because of me?
Storm: No no no! Not at all!
Rogue: Storm is right.
......
Rogue: Maybe its because I can't touch anyone.
Storm: Hmm, you got a point there.
Marrow: Nah its got to be me.
*You hear some bass playing a good distance away*
Marrow: Im just to ugly.
Storm: Don't worry, maybe we can get another job
Rogue: Maybe, like at a club or something
*Tires squeel as a OldMobile turns into the street with music blasting and hydrolics pumping*
Storm: Hey look who it is
*the car pulls up and the window rolls down, revealing a leapord skin interior and a fog of smoke emits from the car
Sabertooth: Where my money!
Storm: Its a slow day S-Dog, we are doing our best
Sabertooth: You betta git my money! Drive Birdie
*Telepathic message: Heroes of earth, your planet is in grave danger, you must band together to defeat the evil, meet me and XX Coordinates in OO, god speed!*
Storm: Lets go! *flys off*
Rogue: S-dog will just have to wait for his money! *flies off*
Marrow: Wait guys, i cant fly!
*Strider is on a movie set*
Director: Ok Strider baby this is THE part for you, you play a ninja that doesn't know whats going on but he runs around with a statue and gets chased by badguys ok?
Strider: Uhh, ok
Director: This is the scene where you get shot in the bar,
Guy: Ok, Ninja Guiden Scene 4
Director: Action!
Actress: *pulls a gun*
Strider: Look out everyone she has a real gun! *kills Actress*
Director: CUT!! How many times do I have to tell you! It isn't a real gun!
Strider: But with that Brady Bill all fake guns have an orange tag in the front!
Director: That wasn't the Brady Bill!
Strider: Yes it was but thats beside the point, it was real because it didn't have an orange point, so I killed her, I'll be in my trailer, maybe you should do background checks on all these actresses....
*Telepathic message: Heroes of earth, your planet is in grave danger, you must band together to defeat the evil, meet me and XX Coordinates in OO, god speed!*
Strider: The world needs me again....
*at the Olympics*
Announcer: That long jump was really high! It was almost the new world record! She is a sure fire winner for the Gold, next up for the high jump the Marvel contender, Juggernaunt.
Juggernaunt: *spits out a turkey leg* Im Juggernaunt!
Ok he is starting the run....
Juggernaunt: *begins to lumber forward using the pole as a toothpick*
Ok here it is..
Juggernuant: *stops and looks up* Hmmm! *holds his arms up and makes a short hop, then annother* Damn, shouldn't have went to that Chinese Buffet. *begins to make hop after hop.
Announcer: Can he do that?
Guy: Im not gonna stop him.
Juggy: *reaches up and grabs the pole and bends it downward, steps over it, and lets it back up*
Juggy: Im UNSTOPPABLE!!
*Telepathic message: Heroes of earth, your planet is in grave danger, you must band together to defeat the evil, meet me and XX Coordinates in OO, god speed!*
Juggy: I better go, even though technically my helmet stops telepathic attacks, I shouldnt have been able to hear that
Ryu and Ken are riding in a car
Ryu: Do you know what they call a quarter pounder in Japan?
Ken: Yeah
Ryu: They don't have pounds in Japan, they have the metric system
Ken: Ryu I know! I spend most my life training in Japan, remember? I ate a few fucking quarter pounders!
Ryu: Sorry man I was just trying to set the mood!
*knock on a door*
The Rock: Hello?
Ken: *Kicks the Rock in the face*
Rock: *pees his pants* Oh my god don't kill me!
Ryu: Shut up Fewl! We are delivering a message from Zangeif, he says he don't ever want to see your sorry ass on TNN again, they took out his favorite fishing shows and he doesn't appreciate that
Rock: Please please leave me alone
Ken: *kicks him in the ribs and laughes*
Ryu: *Laughes*
Rock: *Craps his pants*
Ryu: Hey Ken do you smell what the Rock is cookin'?
Ken: *removes the Rocks head and throws it across the room*
Ryu: *Laughes*
Ken: *laughes*
Ryu: *laughes*
Ken: What would Akuma say in this situation?
Ken and Ryu: Me Suit! BWahahaha!
Ken: *laughes*
Ryu: *laughes*
Ken: *laughes*
Ryu: Thats no way to get ahead in life!
Ken: *laughes*
Ryu: *laughes*
Ken: *laughes*
Ryu: *laughes*
*Telepathic message: Heroes of earth, your planet is in grave danger, you must band together to defeat the evil, meet me and XX Coordinates in OO, god speed!*
Ken: Lets....
Ryu: ...go
*Cable is standing in the unemployment line*
Cable: Man what a long line! Ahh! *begins to think to himself*
Cable: (I wonder how Storm, Rogue, and Marrow or doing....)
Cable: (Hmm, somebody stinks in here,) *sniffs* (smells like Wolverine)
Cable: (I need to remember to run by the grocery store on the way home and pick up some milk and bread)
Cable: (Hmm, I wonder why Domino told me to get Milk and Bread, why not ham and cheese. I understand the milk part, because she only drinks that certain kind to keep her skin that shade of white, but bread?)
Cable: (Oh My God I forgot what kind of Milk she drinks! Doh, lemme think, 5%? 10%? Percent of what? Oh well I'll just get her some liqour instead)
*a little kid runs up to Cable*
Kid: Hey are you Cable!?
Cable: (cool a fan) Yup thats me!
Kid: Man your really cheap, but I heard your friends with Dan, do you know where I can find him so I can get his autograph?
Cable: ......yeah, go jump off a cliff, you should find him
Kid: fuck you then
Cable: (kids now a days, no respect for there elders, hmm, but seeing how Im born like a long time from now, these guys are older than me, so I should respect them. Nah, if I think of it like that then I should consider myself negative in years and then I wouldn't exist. Maybe it is possible to be negative in years, hmmm. I'll ask SonSon next time I see her. But how can I be sure its a her? Maybe its just a little monkey guy, I dunno)
*Telepathic message: Heroes of earth, your planet is in grave danger, you must band together to defeat the evil, meet me and XX Coordinates in OO, god speed!*
Cable: (Man, i hope who ever gave me that telepathic message didnt hear my thoughts, that would suck. It would suck more if they knew I dont know what kinda milk to get and the blackmail me)
*Jill Valenite, BB Hood, and Gambit are driving through the woods at night. No they all arn't driving, Gambit is driving, Hood is shotgun and Jill is in the back, that enough detail for ya?*
Boom, boom, boom
Gambit: What was that?
Jill: What was what I didn't hear nothing
Hood: *lights up a cigarrette*
boom, boom, boom
Hood: I heard that boomie boomie sound too!
Gambit: What is it?
Jill: I dunno maybe its a flat, pull over and check it out
*the trio stand outside the trunk*
Boom boom bomm
Jill: *opens the trunk*
Akuma: *all bloodied* Meeeee,
Jill: Don't say it!
Akuma: Meee, mee, meeee
Jill: Doooonnnn't Say it!
Akuma: Suit
Jill: I told ya not to say it! *begins beating up Akuma*
Hood: *pulls out a knife and cuts his throat* Abayo!
Gambit: *pulls out a gun and shoots Akuma in da face*
Jill: I told him not to say it.
Hood: Tee hee hee, your a funny girl Jill.
Jill: What do ya mean by that?
Hood: Huh? I jus said you was funny Miss Scary Zombie Lady!
Jill: Zombie lady? I'm a Zombie Lady to you?
Hood: Yeah!
Jill: What you mean im some kinda misstress of the night, that I wear black dresses and walk around with big boobies so you can oogle and pause the tape when I bend over just so you can rub one off while watching horror movies?
Hood: No, I just ment your Scary Zombie lady
Jill: I am a zombie lady....
Hood: Yeah don't get offended!
Jill: Offended?
*Telepathic message: Heroes of earth, your planet is in grave danger, you must band together to defeat the evil, meet me and XX Coordinates in OO, god speed!*
Gambit: *gets in the car and drives off*
And so the gathering began....
Jin: *arrives at the gathering place with Cammy, CapCom, and Felecia* Hmm, this looks pretty chill, Looks like everyone is here eh
Captain Commando: Yeah, hey girls, lets go see what this is about
Jin: Ok, ill just hang here in the back *Cammy, CapCom, and Felecia walk off*
Dan: Yo!!
Jin: Huh? DAN! Whats up, I havnt seen you since you left the Cappa Comma fraturnity! What you been up to?
Dan: Well, saved the world, avenged my fathers death, you know how it goes. You here for the gathering of heroes?
Jin: Yeah, seems like fun
Charlie: Popcorn, get your popcorn here!
Jin: I'll take a bag!
Dan: Hey, you wanna go for a drink after the meeting?
Jin: Sure, see you then
Dan: Ok, see you, sorry this conversation didnt have that many jokes
Jin: Oh, thats ok, your not funny unless your drunk anyway. And besides the plot needed a bit of developing
ANd so the heroes were gathered....
Ruby: greeting heroes of earth! I am Ruby Heart, and the world is in danger! Get ready for the ride of your life! Im gonna take ya for a ride! Duh na nuh, na na nuh! Gonna take ya for a ride!!!
Cable: Shut up bitch! *throws a grenade*
Ruby: Ahhh! You dont like my singing!
Storm: *strikes Ruby's podium with lighting*
Ruby: Ahh! My podium!
Cyclops: We dont need these Capcom heroes to help us save the world, do we baby? *fondles Iceman's ass*
Iceman: No, I say we just kill them all!
Ruby: NO! No you should fight, Abyss is the one we need to be fighting!
Juggernaunt: *standing up* Lets get them!
Sonson: Down in front!
Juggernaunt: Shut up
Ruby: Be quiet! The world needs all of your help!!
Amingo: Dont tell SonSon to shut up!
Hulk: Hulk smash small stupid character!
Ruby: Please Clam down....
Blackheart: Hey Ryu, you sold your soul to be hero of Street Fighters, I've come to collect!
Ken: Ha! You will have to get by me first! *jumps at Blackheart*
Cable: *shoots Ken in the chest*
Ken: Ow, you...shot...me *falls back into Ryu's arms*
Ryu: Ken, Ken, talk to me! You cant die Ken! I havnt returned your headband yet.
Cable: *face in shadow* Give it to him in hell, *aims gun and Ryu's head*
Akuma: Me Suit! *hits Cable with Fireball*
Cable: Gah!
*by now the everyone has erupted into an all out rumble*
Sakura: Ryu! Ryu wait up!
Shuma Gorath: *jumps on her back* Your going no where hunney, Im gonna make you into a star, a HENTAI star! Muhuhauhahaha!
Sakura: Ahh, ahh, stop, dont touch there, drop the tentecles, some one help!!!
Hayato: *watching* Im not helping
Strider: Me either
Rogue: Hiyah! *rips Amingo in half* ha ha ha I am overpowered and invincible!!
Zangief: Oh yeah!?
Rogue: Yeah!
Zangief: *turns mech*
Rogue: *punches him*
Zangief: *grabs and throws her*
Rogue: Oh no, I cant punch him, ahhhhhh *dies*
Psylocke: Crap, if I cant Air Combo him, Im as worthless as a Hooker in a wheel chiair!
Zangief: Die! *kills Psylocke*
Iceman: Oooo hey sexy in the underpants!
Zangief: Who me?
Iceman: yeah!
Zangief: I kill you!
Iceman: Icebeamicebeamicebeamicebeamicebeamicebeam!
Zangief: Ooo!
Cable: *sticks finger in Icemans butt*
Iceman: Ooo, hey Cable!
Cable: Allow me Madam
Iceman: Of course!
Jin: Damn, its a warzone out here!
Dan: you said that right, we gotta get outta here, the world is in danger, this aint the time to be fighting *ducks a flying Marrow*
Jin: We need to regroup, I came here with Cammy, Captain Commando, and Felicia, Ill go and get them, you need to get a hold of Ruby so we can go whip the badguy!
*suddenly the floor is ripped apart by a tentecle*
Omega Red: Omega Destroyer!
Morrigan: He is attacking Dan and Jin, time to strike while he back is turned, SOUL ERASER!
Omega Red: *magically blocks*
Morrigan: What the!
Omega Red: *shoots above Morrigan, then attacks her 25 time with his tentecle on the way down*
Chun Li: Ah ha! He is in the air and distracted, time for my Air Demon! Hiya!!!!!! *fizzles* Uh oh!
Megaman: I wonder what happened to Chun Li's moves?
Chun Li: oops, its that time of the month, sorry!
Guile: I will get him when he lands, Sonic Hurricane!
Omega Red: *ducks down so low, he begins to merge with the ground and the ground covers him*
Guile: Where did he go!?!?
Omega Red: Right behind you!
Charlie: SOMERSAULT! *kicks Omega Red*
Omega: Oh no my Capcom Issue Cheesey Super Auto Guard has been defeated by your Capcom Issue Supreme Priority Anti Air Attack! *dies*
*elsewhere*
Jin: Cammy, Cammy!
Bison: Get him Cammy!
Cammy: Lock on!! Hiyah! *flies toward Cyclopes*
Cyclopes: *taunts Cammy, making him invincible, while Juggernaunt body splashes Cammy in Mid Air*
Cammy: What the?
Juggernaunt: Power up!!
Cammy: Grrr, Lock on!
Juggernaunt: *tuants again, apparently making him intaginble, Cycops Drop kicks in*
Cammy: What is going on? This is impossible!
Jin: Cammy! There you are!
Cammy: Oh Jin, there you are *juggernaunts is running up behind her*
Jin What the, Cammy! Behind you, nnnnnnnnnooooooooooo!
Juggernaunt: Juggernaunt PUNCH! *hits Cammy*
Cammy: nnnooo!! *everything gets dark, everyone turns and looks at Cammy, only her heartbeat can be heard as she flys through the air*
Jin: Cammy!! *Captain Commando, Felecia, Servbot, and Anakaris back Jin up*
Jin: nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooo! *Music suddenly starts, Jin and company dance*
Jin: As he came into the battlefield, it was the sound of, an assist call...ha!
Jin: As she flew through the air, she was the victim of, Juggy Punch
Jin: She was rolling on the ground, you could see, she was disabled
Jin: Cammy are you ok? Cammy are you ok?
Jin: Are you ok Cammy?
Jin: Cammy are you ok? Cammy are you ok?
Jin: Are you ok Cammy?
Jin: Cammy are you ok? Cammy are you ok?
Jin: Are you ok Cammy?
Jin: You been hit by, you been punched by, you been hit by, a Smoooooth, Glitcher
Jin: *begins solo dance as backup singer sing*
BckupSingers: As he came into the battlefield, it was the sound of, an assist call
BckupSingers: As she flew through the air, she was the victim of, Juggy Punch
Cammy are you ok? Cammy are you ok?
Are you ok Cammy?
Cammy are you ok? Cammy are you ok?
Are you ok Cammy?
Cammy are you ok? Cammy are you ok?
Are you ok Cammy?
Jin: *throws hands up in air* HHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *energy flies everywhere, killing everyone nearby*
Captain Commando: Good shot Jin!
Captain America: You should be worried about your shots! Hiya! *smacks Commando on the back of head with shield*
CapCom: Captain America eh? There is only room for one Captain in this battle!
CapAmer: Oh yeah! Bring it on! *they lock*
CapCom: Grrrrrr, you bastard!
CapAmer: Bring it up!
CapCom: You mean on!
CapAmer: Whatever!
CapCom: You fool, you forgot to bring your teammates to the fight! Mummy Comando, Ninja Commando, Baby Commando, attack!
CapAmer: Oh yeah, I didnt forget, Iron Man, back me up!
Iron Man: oh yes, yes of course *hic* Avvvveeennnngeerssss Assblybly! *hic* *takes a swig from a bottle marked XXX* Yes now Im gonna, gonna, what was I gonna do againsss? Oh yesshh, courshh! Protin Cannin! *hic*
*on a satilite*
War Machine: Oh yeeaaahh beeatttcchh! Mmmm hmmmm! Suck it baby yeeeaaaa yeeeaaaaa!
*a button labeled, Proton Cannon lights up*
Button: Beep beep beep
Scarlett Witch: Mmmmphhh?
War Machine: Wait dont stop bitch!
Scarlett Witch: Mmmm hhmm hmm mphhh!
WarMachine: baaah, what he be wanting now!!! Proton Cannon den maybe? How about this?
Iron Man: Prrrroooton Canon! *hic* Hey whatwsh the dealio, io?
*Proton Canon appears 20 feet above IronMan's head, falls on him and kills him instantly*
*elsewhere in the battle*
BB Hood: DIE!!! THIS IS FOR LEAVING ME IN THE WOODS WITH JILL!! *sprays Uzi at Gambit*
Gambit: Whoe cher! Don be worrin bout da tings!
Hood: You dont know the things she made me do!!!
Jill: *bouncing a pingpong ball in her hand*
Jill: Im a member of STARS! *throws ball over her shoulder and gets into fighitng stance*
Gambit: Credit Card!! *throw cards at Hood and Jill*
Dan: *sneaking past the battle*
Dan: Man, this is off the hook, huh?
Wolverine: *lands in front of Dan* Come On Bub!
Dan: Oh yeah!?!?! *hits Wolverine so hard, that the fabric of space and time rips, and he knocks Wolverine so hard that Wolverine becomes two seperate entities*
Wolverine1: Ow!
Wolverine2: Crap, that hurt!
*Sentinal lands*
Sentinal: Destroy Capcom
Dan: No dont destroy Capcom!
Sentinal: I must use my attacks with great skill, because I am so slow
Dan: He is slow, I'll run
Sentinal: Rocket Punch! *hits dan with light speed*
Dan: OW! What? I thought you were suppose to be slow!!
Sentinal: It takes a lot of skill! Sentinal Drones! Mouth Beam! Sentinal Force!
Dan: Ahh! Ack ack!
Sentinal: Now to terminal your life, DESTROY HIM DRONES! *drones fly at Dan*
Ruby: Chevet Seller!!
Sentinal: Impossible, my drones have been blocked?
*Tuxedo Mask music plays as Ruby stands above the battle field on a street light (anyone know how the hell Tuxedo Mask always gets on those things anyway?)*
Ruby: Im sorry, I cannot allow you to destroy that man,
Dan: Yahhooi!
Sentinal: Why not?
Ruby: Because he owes me three dollars! *flys at Sentinal*
Sentinal: Ack! *dies*
Dan: Wow! You saved me!
Ruby: Yeah I did, no cough up my three.... what?
Dan: Huh?
Ruby: DOH! I thought you were Sol Badguy, HE owes me three bucks, not you, whoever you are
Dan: Im Dan Hibiki! Sol is my clone!
Ruby: Im Ruby Heart, now you better get off this planet while your still alive, its about to be destroyed by Abyss
Dan: You mean David
Ruby: Wait? *grabs Dan by the scruff of the collar* What do you know about it!!
Dan: I let him loose, and now me and my college buddy Jin are going to kick his butt!
Ruby: *Hmmm, this guy let him out? I cant defeat Abyss alone, but what if this guy can help...if he is telling the truth about Sol being his clone, then he must have the same power as, Sol. We might stand a chance*
Dan: *watches Ruby stand there silent*
Ruby: *He is kinda cute, in a pink sort of way. But I dont think even with him we can stand a chance*
Dan: *Begins to pick his nose*
Ruby: *Maybe if we had a Big Robot*
*The Bloodia II lands, making Magneto, Thanos, Colossus, Marrow, Venom, and Spiderman all bloody smears on the ground (Bloodia got big feet)*
Jin: Dan, come on, hop in we gotta go!
Ruby: Count me in!