When Mutant Crickets Attack ^_^
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...alrighty then...So our dear friend Danielle killed a cricket (stupid Cricket) and blew up the machine, not to mention the houseshares garage. And so...the dust settles. And Everyone is twitching. HOwever Danielle is standing unscathed because she is immortal and therefore cannot be harmed by a mere explosion. "Oh you pansies!" SHe remarked crossing her arms. Mokuba twitched slightly "Ee---xx----BOOM!" Before falling over. Heather glared at the normally sane red head as she dusted herself off. "You need some SERIOUS mental aid." She remarked. Danielle only smiled at her "Friend" and stated the obvious "Crickets dead" Hieie glared at his red haired roomate "No $*$&$( DUH!" He remarked as he attempted to pull Kurama and Ryou out of the rubble.Kurama giggling insanely "Ehhhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhh." Ryou looking dead. Complete with X's for eyes. Heather throught for a moment. "Ow! That hurts!" She looked around the smocking rubble that was the houseshares garage "OMG!!! MY MEN!"She yelled before diving headfirst into the rubble "SETO!"
"&%(&($*&($ wingnut" Danielle looked towards the black haired three eyed demon. "Did you say cricket?" She said waving the hammer around. Mokuba twitched slightly at this.
Heather drug Seto from the rubble "Seto! Speak to me!" She said hugging him tightly "Oh wake up!" Seto opened his eyes looking around through the haze only to see Heather. "Oh WHY! Why did I live!" He asked whatever diety had found it so funny to let him survive the explosion before starting to cry. Heather proceeded to try to dig up the rest of them.
Meanwhile Danielle and Hiei just sat there. Yami Malik however was OUT of the rubble and ready to kill "Heather, I'm going to KILL you like a helpless baby cow at its equally helpless mothers side and then run over your carcass until the RV is out of gas!" Heather only smiled at the blonde haired Yami "I love you" Yami Malik developed a fearful expression and proceeded to try to use his Hikari as a human shield "BE GONE DEMON!"
Pegasus hugged himself "I'm ALIVE" He said giggling insanely. Yami glared up and the falling bangs as his hair now hund around his shoulders, lacking in anything to hold it up and he looked very similar to a girl at the moment. "My hair! It WILTED! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" He proclaimed before falling over crying "Decrease in innate coolness!" Danielle surveyed the room. "Hey, where's Kaiba-Boy?" Heather looked around frantically "My Huggy! MY HUGGY! HUGGY!" She started tearing through the lad equipment. "SETO!" Hiei placed his hands together as he sat in his usual indian style position on the remains of the couch. "Now we all say a prayer for he who has departed for a better place." He said solemnly. Danielle nodded taking a similar positon "Amen." Heather however fell over. Yami Malik looked to the brown haired sprite. "Hell, if offing the goody-goody was all it took, I'd have stuck him in the wood chipper a long time ago." Before tossing his Hikari to the side. "Damn him! Why not ME! Why is it always about SETO!I died five fricking times!" Bakura frowned slightly. Hiei frowned slightly "People dig the tragic hero thing." Pegasus looked to the black haired Demon "What about me?" Danielle shook her head and glared "Pretty Boy, the only thing keeping you alive is the fact that Heather named her cat after you" At this time Mokuba woke up "HEATHER!OMG!"
"Ghhack! I HATE when that happens." Heather looked over to Yami "Dude, what's up with the hair?" Yami who was still sobbing only answered with one word "Wilted!" Mokuba frowned as he looked to Heather "Where's Big Brother?" Heather suddenly did the pout lip thing "MY HUGGY!"
Did you honestly think I'd stick to the sappy stuff that long? Hell no, A mutant Cricket Queen Buggy Thing rears its ugly head out of the rubble holding Seto who looks towards the reader and sighed from his positon " Oh GOD why me!?" With great swiftness a horde of mutant crickets dived down and landed with inches of the group. Danielle felt her eyes twitch before Hiei smacked her upside the head. "Get a hold of yourself!" Heather looked up at Seto "huggy?" Thus the cricket talking commenced "(chirp) We will KIDNAPPED (chirp) this one you call (chirp) Seto" Heather promptly "Died" Seto glared from his possition "Hey! Heather!" Mokuba frowned at the unconcious sprite "Damn it!" He said kicking Heather "Wake up!"
The second cricket spoke "and we will (chirp) FEED him to our (chirp) Queen in (chirp) exactly one week" Yami Malik placed a hand on his hip as he glared at the mutant cricket. "And why in the Hell are you telling us that?" The third cricket spoke "(chirp) Because that.." It said pointing a crickety leg towards Heather "created our Queen and we (chirp) felt like giving you all a sporting chance."
Hieie frowned "So all you guys combine creates a mutant cricket queen." Malik snapped his fingers and glared at Pegasus "Damned Bishonen!"
The fourth cricket continued "And if you DON'T (chirp) rescue the brunette called Huggy (chirp) we shall return and EAT all of you!" At this all the crickets chirped evily before Danielle pulled out a mallet "BANZI!" Before killing a cricket. Seto glared at the red head "Danielle!? Hostage situation here!" Yami sighed shaking his head "Oh great, piss them off." Pegasus kicked Heather " Damn you and your Insane experiments." The crickets glared at the red head giving their warning "You shall be (chirp) FIRST!" Before Danielle gave chase to them and they ran like hell. Everyone else just kind of stood there. Mokuba looked down to the brown haired sprite "Heather..." Heather twitched. Yami Malik shook his head. " Hell with this. TO THE RV!" Everyone paused and looked at Yami Malik. "Wait a second." Danielle remarked with a frown. "Are you forgetting that we CANNOT leave this stupid house...I've tried...why else do you think my hair sticks up like that in the mornings?" Pegasus and Hiei exchanged glances "So thats why." Yami Malik glared at her before pointing to the fence. "In case you haven't looked Heathers, brilliant experiment has suceeded in breaking a whole in the barrier." Danielle looked towards where Yami Malik was point. Sure enough, there was a rather large hold surrounding a crackling almost invisible fence. "Cool beans." Ryou shook his head. "I assume that this was inevitable. Freefall's sanity was never much a lasting thing." He said before kicking Heather. Danielle smiled to herself "CRICKETS!"
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...alrighty then...So our dear friend Danielle killed a cricket (stupid Cricket) and blew up the machine, not to mention the houseshares garage. And so...the dust settles. And Everyone is twitching. HOwever Danielle is standing unscathed because she is immortal and therefore cannot be harmed by a mere explosion. "Oh you pansies!" SHe remarked crossing her arms. Mokuba twitched slightly "Ee---xx----BOOM!" Before falling over. Heather glared at the normally sane red head as she dusted herself off. "You need some SERIOUS mental aid." She remarked. Danielle only smiled at her "Friend" and stated the obvious "Crickets dead" Hieie glared at his red haired roomate "No $*$&$( DUH!" He remarked as he attempted to pull Kurama and Ryou out of the rubble.Kurama giggling insanely "Ehhhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhh." Ryou looking dead. Complete with X's for eyes. Heather throught for a moment. "Ow! That hurts!" She looked around the smocking rubble that was the houseshares garage "OMG!!! MY MEN!"She yelled before diving headfirst into the rubble "SETO!"
"&%(&($*&($ wingnut" Danielle looked towards the black haired three eyed demon. "Did you say cricket?" She said waving the hammer around. Mokuba twitched slightly at this.
Heather drug Seto from the rubble "Seto! Speak to me!" She said hugging him tightly "Oh wake up!" Seto opened his eyes looking around through the haze only to see Heather. "Oh WHY! Why did I live!" He asked whatever diety had found it so funny to let him survive the explosion before starting to cry. Heather proceeded to try to dig up the rest of them.
Meanwhile Danielle and Hiei just sat there. Yami Malik however was OUT of the rubble and ready to kill "Heather, I'm going to KILL you like a helpless baby cow at its equally helpless mothers side and then run over your carcass until the RV is out of gas!" Heather only smiled at the blonde haired Yami "I love you" Yami Malik developed a fearful expression and proceeded to try to use his Hikari as a human shield "BE GONE DEMON!"
Pegasus hugged himself "I'm ALIVE" He said giggling insanely. Yami glared up and the falling bangs as his hair now hund around his shoulders, lacking in anything to hold it up and he looked very similar to a girl at the moment. "My hair! It WILTED! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" He proclaimed before falling over crying "Decrease in innate coolness!" Danielle surveyed the room. "Hey, where's Kaiba-Boy?" Heather looked around frantically "My Huggy! MY HUGGY! HUGGY!" She started tearing through the lad equipment. "SETO!" Hiei placed his hands together as he sat in his usual indian style position on the remains of the couch. "Now we all say a prayer for he who has departed for a better place." He said solemnly. Danielle nodded taking a similar positon "Amen." Heather however fell over. Yami Malik looked to the brown haired sprite. "Hell, if offing the goody-goody was all it took, I'd have stuck him in the wood chipper a long time ago." Before tossing his Hikari to the side. "Damn him! Why not ME! Why is it always about SETO!I died five fricking times!" Bakura frowned slightly. Hiei frowned slightly "People dig the tragic hero thing." Pegasus looked to the black haired Demon "What about me?" Danielle shook her head and glared "Pretty Boy, the only thing keeping you alive is the fact that Heather named her cat after you" At this time Mokuba woke up "HEATHER!OMG!"
"Ghhack! I HATE when that happens." Heather looked over to Yami "Dude, what's up with the hair?" Yami who was still sobbing only answered with one word "Wilted!" Mokuba frowned as he looked to Heather "Where's Big Brother?" Heather suddenly did the pout lip thing "MY HUGGY!"
Did you honestly think I'd stick to the sappy stuff that long? Hell no, A mutant Cricket Queen Buggy Thing rears its ugly head out of the rubble holding Seto who looks towards the reader and sighed from his positon " Oh GOD why me!?" With great swiftness a horde of mutant crickets dived down and landed with inches of the group. Danielle felt her eyes twitch before Hiei smacked her upside the head. "Get a hold of yourself!" Heather looked up at Seto "huggy?" Thus the cricket talking commenced "(chirp) We will KIDNAPPED (chirp) this one you call (chirp) Seto" Heather promptly "Died" Seto glared from his possition "Hey! Heather!" Mokuba frowned at the unconcious sprite "Damn it!" He said kicking Heather "Wake up!"
The second cricket spoke "and we will (chirp) FEED him to our (chirp) Queen in (chirp) exactly one week" Yami Malik placed a hand on his hip as he glared at the mutant cricket. "And why in the Hell are you telling us that?" The third cricket spoke "(chirp) Because that.." It said pointing a crickety leg towards Heather "created our Queen and we (chirp) felt like giving you all a sporting chance."
Hieie frowned "So all you guys combine creates a mutant cricket queen." Malik snapped his fingers and glared at Pegasus "Damned Bishonen!"
The fourth cricket continued "And if you DON'T (chirp) rescue the brunette called Huggy (chirp) we shall return and EAT all of you!" At this all the crickets chirped evily before Danielle pulled out a mallet "BANZI!" Before killing a cricket. Seto glared at the red head "Danielle!? Hostage situation here!" Yami sighed shaking his head "Oh great, piss them off." Pegasus kicked Heather " Damn you and your Insane experiments." The crickets glared at the red head giving their warning "You shall be (chirp) FIRST!" Before Danielle gave chase to them and they ran like hell. Everyone else just kind of stood there. Mokuba looked down to the brown haired sprite "Heather..." Heather twitched. Yami Malik shook his head. " Hell with this. TO THE RV!" Everyone paused and looked at Yami Malik. "Wait a second." Danielle remarked with a frown. "Are you forgetting that we CANNOT leave this stupid house...I've tried...why else do you think my hair sticks up like that in the mornings?" Pegasus and Hiei exchanged glances "So thats why." Yami Malik glared at her before pointing to the fence. "In case you haven't looked Heathers, brilliant experiment has suceeded in breaking a whole in the barrier." Danielle looked towards where Yami Malik was point. Sure enough, there was a rather large hold surrounding a crackling almost invisible fence. "Cool beans." Ryou shook his head. "I assume that this was inevitable. Freefall's sanity was never much a lasting thing." He said before kicking Heather. Danielle smiled to herself "CRICKETS!"