*Jin, Ruby Heart, and Dan Hibiki are in the Bloodia, en route to do battle with Abyss*
Jin: We will be at Abyss's temple in a few minutes
Dan: Good!
Ruby: So where did you meet Jin?
Dan: A few minutes ago, I approached him in the crowd, I was gonna ask where he got that cool suit, and he thought I went to college with him, and we just hit off
Ruby: Ahh, I see *sigh*
Dan: Whats the matter?
Ruby: Its, nothing really, its just I think I have failed.... Abyss has won alraedy and the fight hasnt started....
Dan: *slaps Ruby* SNAP OUT OF IT!!!
Ruby: What the? *decks Dan*
Dan: Oww!! Jeezus
Ruby: I AM FOCUSED!!!
Dan: Jeez, ok, ok. Im a little unnevered and the fact that everybody died in that last chapter, who comes back in the chapters after this?
Ruby: Oh when we beat AByss everything goes back to normal and they come back
Dan: Your kidding
Ruby: Nope
Dan: Thats just something Oni wrote in because he realized he killed everyone in that last chapter isnt it
Ruby: Yeah, aint that lame?
Ruby: *Strange, this guy doesnt look so strong, but he has something about him. A determination to win. Its strange, but Abyss will spit him up. Sad, but he is gonna get butchered, yet, I dont want him too. What is this tingling sensation in my pants? I feel so, warm....*
Jin: Uhh, sorry about the heat guys, the heater has been acting up, oh and Ruby, get off my Ant Farm please, your sitting on it...
Ruby: Oh sorry...
Dan: So what kinda system you got on this mech Jin?
Jin: Well twin vulcan cannons, 100k horsepower engines, 6th generation turbo hydrolics systems, and a Dimensial Time Rift that allows it to punch through space and time to hit people that I am fighting while on the ground!
Dan: I mean Speaker System, cuts some fight tunes on
Ruby: Oh I got just the CD *produces "Ruby and the Pirates's Greatest Hits*
Jin: Let me see it
Ruby: *gives CD
Jin: Hmmm *puts CD in*
Radio: Gonna take ya for a ride
Jin: Blah!!!
Ruby: Its our hit single!
Dan: Ahhh!
Jin: *chunks CD out window* Dan pick something....
Dan: *flips through CD book* Hmmm, metallica, Floyd, Floyd, Alien Ant Farm, Micheal Jackson, Black Sabbat, More Floyd, System of a Down, what the? Donny Osmond?
Ruby: Donny Osmond?
Jin: uhh, its my mom's CD
Dan: Oh... why do you have all these copies of Eninem?
Jin: I like listening to the first few seconds, then breaking that peice of crap CD and throwing the pieces out the window, I do that to reassure myself that I still fit the IQ requirement to realize whats sucky music sounds like
Dan: Hmm, ok how about some Slipknot
Jin: Sure whatever
Radio: *begins playing "Spit it Out"*
Ruby: Did you evah give a damn in the first place, maybe its time you had the tables turned!!!!
In the interest of all involved, i got the problems solved ah ROOOOOR ROROROARAOOOO HOOTOTOROROOORORRORRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Dan: Jeezus!
Ruby: SPPPIIITTT IT OUT!!!
Dan: You dont have to sing if ya dont want to Ruby
Ruby: SSSSPPPPIIITTT IT OUT!!!!
Dan: *strange, as she manaically screams allong with the screams on the tape in bad tune, spraying spittle everywhere, she seems kinda, unique, kinda, cute*
Later, Bloodia landed, and our heroes, The Hero Team of Ruby, Dan, and Jin enter the temple of Abyss....
Abyss: ha ha ha, only three heroes have enough courage to fight for thier planet? Pathetic!
Jin: We will show you how pathetic we are!!
*The Floating Ball brings armor around itself*
Dan: Jeesus! Its a jello keg!
Jin: Ill take care of him!!
Ruby: Becareful Jin!!
Jin: Spladddaa!!! *punches gut* Got ya!
Abyss: *bitchslaps Jin*
Jin: AhhH!
Ruby: Leave him alone!! *flies into him as a fireball*
Abyss: hahaha! *fires a huge beam, toasting Ruby*
Ruby: Blllaahhh!
Dan: Here i come big guy! Koryuken!
Abyss: *charges Dan, ramming him into the wall*
Dan: Blah!
Jin: Get of'em!!! *uppercuts*
Abyss: Hmmm? ha ha! *throws a green jello spear through Jin*
Jin: Ow!
Dan: I gottem! *jump kicks Abyss*
Abyss: Hahaha! *calls Jello Rain down*
Dan: What the? *blocks*
Abyss: What? *swings at Dan*
Dan: *blocks*
Abyss: Impossible!
Dan: *punches Abyss a few times*
Abyss: *fires a HUGE beam*
Dan: *blocks*
Abyss: Nnnooo!!
Dan: AHAAA! I have found your weakness! IF I BLOCK YOUR ATTACKS THEY ONLY HURT A ITTSY BITTSY BIT!
Jin: Wha!?!? Ingenious!!! Who would have ever thought of it! *double kicks Abyss*
Ruby: What a sly trick! *tosses an anchor at Abyss*
Abyss: *fires a beam at the trio*
Trio: *all block*
Abyss: NNnnnnooooooo *dies*
Ruby: Yay we did it!!!
*Jello Man Abyss arises*
Jin: As i thought, he went to the Capcom school of bosses, Final Bosses always have more than one form, be it a Shin form, or just excessive, zany vehicles like Dr Willy!
Abyss: Thats right! Now face your death! Ha ha ha ha! *fires flamethrower*
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *fires flamethrower*
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *fires flamethrower*
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *fires flamethrower*
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *fires flamethrower*
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *fires flamethrower*
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *fires flamethrower*
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *fires flamethrower*
Jin: *is 20 feet away*
Dan: Ooooo, Im scared!
Abyss: *suddenly switches to a pen lazer and hits Dan in the chest*
Dan: Ow! That is a Purple Nurple gun! *holds nipples in pain*
Jin: Remember to block Dan
Ruby: Ill take care of this, Chevet Seller! *Blue Energy hits Abyss from under him*
Ruby: Chevet Seller!
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *flamethrower*
Ruby: Chevet Seller!
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *flamethrower*
Ruby: Chevet Seller!
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *flamethrower*
Ruby: Chevet Seller!
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *Purple Nurple gun*
Ruby: *blocks*
Ruby: Chevet Seller!
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *flamethrower*
Ruby: Chevet Seller!
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *flamethrower*
Ruby: Chevet Seller!
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *flamethrower*
Ruby: Chevet Seller!
Abyss: *dies*
Ruby: Yay!
Dan: Wait for it!
Jin: *waits*
Ruby: *waits
Dan: *waits*
*Big huge red Abyss appears*
Abyss: I cannot be defeated!!!
Dan: Triple Team!
Jin: Bloodia Punch!!!!
Ruby: Million Phatoms!
Dan: Shinku Gadoken!!
Abyss: Nnnnnooooooo *dies*
Dan: Yahhoiii we saved the world!!!
Jin: Yeah! Time for ticket tape parades, all the babes we can get!!!
Ruby: Celebrity Status, Millions of Dollars!!
Dan: Yeah!
God: Your name will be inscribed on the pages of fighting history
Jin: wwwhhaaatttt?
Dan: What a jip!!! Oh well might as well do our victory poses....
Jin: *pulls out sword* Im gonna slice up that orb!
Dan: Yatteze OUYAJII!
Ruby Heart: Wow your such a hottie, how can I ever repay you?
Dan: How about dinner at my place?
Ruby: Its a date!
Dan: No its a house....
*That night*
Ruby: *looks at Dan's Pink leapord skin decqua*
Ruby: Wow I love pink, its so, passionatte.
Dan: You wait in the dinning room while I fix dinner *gives himself thumbs-up as he turns away*
Ruby: *calling from the dining room as she has a seat* Whats for dinner?
Dan: *Walks over to fridge* How about some leftover singapore rice noodle?
Ruby: I would like that.
Dan: *Open's fridge*
Akuma: Me Suit!
Dan: AHhhhh! *slams fridge shut*
Dan: How about we go to my bedroom instead?
Ruby: Great idea!
*They go to the room and close the door*
Dan: See, check it out!
Ruby: Oh wow! Its so BIG!
Dan: Yeah!
Ruby: What are you gonna do with it?
Dan: Play with it of course!
Ruby: Could I play too?
Dan: Sure, how about this?
Ruby: Oh, I love that! Quick stick it in!
*There is a knock on the door*
Dan: Comeing! *Opens* Hi, what took you so long? Wait! Your not the Trojan Man!
*A black robed figure stands before him*
Man: I'm a censor, I've come to shut this story down!
Dan: Why whats going on?
Mod: YOU know whats going on! This story isnt NC-17!
Dan: What? Me and Ruby where about to play Sega on my big screen TV, we were about to Stick in Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo. Wanna play!
Mod: Your coming downtown with me!
*Censor throws him in the squadcar*
Dan: So where did you get that funny robe?
Censor: Hmm? You think Me Suit is funny?
Dan: What did you say?
Censor: I said do you find my clothes funny?
Dan: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID!!! Ahhhh!
Censor: *throws off robe*
Akuma: Me Suit!
Dan: *begins to walk away from the raging demon*
Dan: Leave me alone!
Akuma: Me Suit! *follows*
Dan: *hides behind a tree (yeah didn't you know Dan lived in the woods?) and trips Akuma as he floats by*
Akuma: Me Suit! I got Mud on Me Suit!
Dan: *runs home*
*When Dan arrives he finds Ruby in bed with Remy!*
Ruby: Who's yo daddy? Who's yo daddy?
Remy: I dunno! I dunno!
Dan: Taidyma Sanjo!
Ruby: Oh yes! Im through with the appitizer *tosses Remy away* Now for the man course! *jumps on Dan*
Dan: *Gives thumbs up as credits roll*
But as the end credits for this adventure are mearly the opening credits for another....
Jin: We will be at Abyss's temple in a few minutes
Dan: Good!
Ruby: So where did you meet Jin?
Dan: A few minutes ago, I approached him in the crowd, I was gonna ask where he got that cool suit, and he thought I went to college with him, and we just hit off
Ruby: Ahh, I see *sigh*
Dan: Whats the matter?
Ruby: Its, nothing really, its just I think I have failed.... Abyss has won alraedy and the fight hasnt started....
Dan: *slaps Ruby* SNAP OUT OF IT!!!
Ruby: What the? *decks Dan*
Dan: Oww!! Jeezus
Ruby: I AM FOCUSED!!!
Dan: Jeez, ok, ok. Im a little unnevered and the fact that everybody died in that last chapter, who comes back in the chapters after this?
Ruby: Oh when we beat AByss everything goes back to normal and they come back
Dan: Your kidding
Ruby: Nope
Dan: Thats just something Oni wrote in because he realized he killed everyone in that last chapter isnt it
Ruby: Yeah, aint that lame?
Ruby: *Strange, this guy doesnt look so strong, but he has something about him. A determination to win. Its strange, but Abyss will spit him up. Sad, but he is gonna get butchered, yet, I dont want him too. What is this tingling sensation in my pants? I feel so, warm....*
Jin: Uhh, sorry about the heat guys, the heater has been acting up, oh and Ruby, get off my Ant Farm please, your sitting on it...
Ruby: Oh sorry...
Dan: So what kinda system you got on this mech Jin?
Jin: Well twin vulcan cannons, 100k horsepower engines, 6th generation turbo hydrolics systems, and a Dimensial Time Rift that allows it to punch through space and time to hit people that I am fighting while on the ground!
Dan: I mean Speaker System, cuts some fight tunes on
Ruby: Oh I got just the CD *produces "Ruby and the Pirates's Greatest Hits*
Jin: Let me see it
Ruby: *gives CD
Jin: Hmmm *puts CD in*
Radio: Gonna take ya for a ride
Jin: Blah!!!
Ruby: Its our hit single!
Dan: Ahhh!
Jin: *chunks CD out window* Dan pick something....
Dan: *flips through CD book* Hmmm, metallica, Floyd, Floyd, Alien Ant Farm, Micheal Jackson, Black Sabbat, More Floyd, System of a Down, what the? Donny Osmond?
Ruby: Donny Osmond?
Jin: uhh, its my mom's CD
Dan: Oh... why do you have all these copies of Eninem?
Jin: I like listening to the first few seconds, then breaking that peice of crap CD and throwing the pieces out the window, I do that to reassure myself that I still fit the IQ requirement to realize whats sucky music sounds like
Dan: Hmm, ok how about some Slipknot
Jin: Sure whatever
Radio: *begins playing "Spit it Out"*
Ruby: Did you evah give a damn in the first place, maybe its time you had the tables turned!!!!
In the interest of all involved, i got the problems solved ah ROOOOOR ROROROARAOOOO HOOTOTOROROOORORRORRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Dan: Jeezus!
Ruby: SPPPIIITTT IT OUT!!!
Dan: You dont have to sing if ya dont want to Ruby
Ruby: SSSSPPPPIIITTT IT OUT!!!!
Dan: *strange, as she manaically screams allong with the screams on the tape in bad tune, spraying spittle everywhere, she seems kinda, unique, kinda, cute*
Later, Bloodia landed, and our heroes, The Hero Team of Ruby, Dan, and Jin enter the temple of Abyss....
Abyss: ha ha ha, only three heroes have enough courage to fight for thier planet? Pathetic!
Jin: We will show you how pathetic we are!!
*The Floating Ball brings armor around itself*
Dan: Jeesus! Its a jello keg!
Jin: Ill take care of him!!
Ruby: Becareful Jin!!
Jin: Spladddaa!!! *punches gut* Got ya!
Abyss: *bitchslaps Jin*
Jin: AhhH!
Ruby: Leave him alone!! *flies into him as a fireball*
Abyss: hahaha! *fires a huge beam, toasting Ruby*
Ruby: Blllaahhh!
Dan: Here i come big guy! Koryuken!
Abyss: *charges Dan, ramming him into the wall*
Dan: Blah!
Jin: Get of'em!!! *uppercuts*
Abyss: Hmmm? ha ha! *throws a green jello spear through Jin*
Jin: Ow!
Dan: I gottem! *jump kicks Abyss*
Abyss: Hahaha! *calls Jello Rain down*
Dan: What the? *blocks*
Abyss: What? *swings at Dan*
Dan: *blocks*
Abyss: Impossible!
Dan: *punches Abyss a few times*
Abyss: *fires a HUGE beam*
Dan: *blocks*
Abyss: Nnnooo!!
Dan: AHAAA! I have found your weakness! IF I BLOCK YOUR ATTACKS THEY ONLY HURT A ITTSY BITTSY BIT!
Jin: Wha!?!? Ingenious!!! Who would have ever thought of it! *double kicks Abyss*
Ruby: What a sly trick! *tosses an anchor at Abyss*
Abyss: *fires a beam at the trio*
Trio: *all block*
Abyss: NNnnnnooooooo *dies*
Ruby: Yay we did it!!!
*Jello Man Abyss arises*
Jin: As i thought, he went to the Capcom school of bosses, Final Bosses always have more than one form, be it a Shin form, or just excessive, zany vehicles like Dr Willy!
Abyss: Thats right! Now face your death! Ha ha ha ha! *fires flamethrower*
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *fires flamethrower*
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *fires flamethrower*
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *fires flamethrower*
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *fires flamethrower*
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *fires flamethrower*
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *fires flamethrower*
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *fires flamethrower*
Jin: *is 20 feet away*
Dan: Ooooo, Im scared!
Abyss: *suddenly switches to a pen lazer and hits Dan in the chest*
Dan: Ow! That is a Purple Nurple gun! *holds nipples in pain*
Jin: Remember to block Dan
Ruby: Ill take care of this, Chevet Seller! *Blue Energy hits Abyss from under him*
Ruby: Chevet Seller!
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *flamethrower*
Ruby: Chevet Seller!
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *flamethrower*
Ruby: Chevet Seller!
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *flamethrower*
Ruby: Chevet Seller!
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *Purple Nurple gun*
Ruby: *blocks*
Ruby: Chevet Seller!
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *flamethrower*
Ruby: Chevet Seller!
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *flamethrower*
Ruby: Chevet Seller!
Abyss: Ha ha ha ha! *flamethrower*
Ruby: Chevet Seller!
Abyss: *dies*
Ruby: Yay!
Dan: Wait for it!
Jin: *waits*
Ruby: *waits
Dan: *waits*
*Big huge red Abyss appears*
Abyss: I cannot be defeated!!!
Dan: Triple Team!
Jin: Bloodia Punch!!!!
Ruby: Million Phatoms!
Dan: Shinku Gadoken!!
Abyss: Nnnnnooooooo *dies*
Dan: Yahhoiii we saved the world!!!
Jin: Yeah! Time for ticket tape parades, all the babes we can get!!!
Ruby: Celebrity Status, Millions of Dollars!!
Dan: Yeah!
God: Your name will be inscribed on the pages of fighting history
Jin: wwwhhaaatttt?
Dan: What a jip!!! Oh well might as well do our victory poses....
Jin: *pulls out sword* Im gonna slice up that orb!
Dan: Yatteze OUYAJII!
Ruby Heart: Wow your such a hottie, how can I ever repay you?
Dan: How about dinner at my place?
Ruby: Its a date!
Dan: No its a house....
*That night*
Ruby: *looks at Dan's Pink leapord skin decqua*
Ruby: Wow I love pink, its so, passionatte.
Dan: You wait in the dinning room while I fix dinner *gives himself thumbs-up as he turns away*
Ruby: *calling from the dining room as she has a seat* Whats for dinner?
Dan: *Walks over to fridge* How about some leftover singapore rice noodle?
Ruby: I would like that.
Dan: *Open's fridge*
Akuma: Me Suit!
Dan: AHhhhh! *slams fridge shut*
Dan: How about we go to my bedroom instead?
Ruby: Great idea!
*They go to the room and close the door*
Dan: See, check it out!
Ruby: Oh wow! Its so BIG!
Dan: Yeah!
Ruby: What are you gonna do with it?
Dan: Play with it of course!
Ruby: Could I play too?
Dan: Sure, how about this?
Ruby: Oh, I love that! Quick stick it in!
*There is a knock on the door*
Dan: Comeing! *Opens* Hi, what took you so long? Wait! Your not the Trojan Man!
*A black robed figure stands before him*
Man: I'm a censor, I've come to shut this story down!
Dan: Why whats going on?
Mod: YOU know whats going on! This story isnt NC-17!
Dan: What? Me and Ruby where about to play Sega on my big screen TV, we were about to Stick in Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo. Wanna play!
Mod: Your coming downtown with me!
*Censor throws him in the squadcar*
Dan: So where did you get that funny robe?
Censor: Hmm? You think Me Suit is funny?
Dan: What did you say?
Censor: I said do you find my clothes funny?
Dan: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID!!! Ahhhh!
Censor: *throws off robe*
Akuma: Me Suit!
Dan: *begins to walk away from the raging demon*
Dan: Leave me alone!
Akuma: Me Suit! *follows*
Dan: *hides behind a tree (yeah didn't you know Dan lived in the woods?) and trips Akuma as he floats by*
Akuma: Me Suit! I got Mud on Me Suit!
Dan: *runs home*
*When Dan arrives he finds Ruby in bed with Remy!*
Ruby: Who's yo daddy? Who's yo daddy?
Remy: I dunno! I dunno!
Dan: Taidyma Sanjo!
Ruby: Oh yes! Im through with the appitizer *tosses Remy away* Now for the man course! *jumps on Dan*
Dan: *Gives thumbs up as credits roll*
But as the end credits for this adventure are mearly the opening credits for another....