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Day 2: The Tribe Hungers. O_O MOOSE!

Alright now...where were we? Bah who cares. So anyway the Eradicator Hiefer is hurtling down the thankfully empty road while Yami Malik drives with the usual disregard for human life. Everyone else just sat in the RV silently. Of course this long period of silence was broken by a series of insane giggles. Pegasus looked over to his roomate. " What's your ---oh..my..god." Of course Danielle sat there pulling the leg off of a cricket before turning and glaring at the grey haired CEO "MINE!" Ryou shook his head softly "From what I can deduce, prolonged exposure to Heather's 6 year old mentality has slowly eroded Danielle's 11,000 year grasp on sanity and reduced her into a twitching psycho-nutball" Yami Paused still trying to get his hair back in normal space. "Is psycho-nutball a technical term?" Ryou shook his head "No, but I deemed it appropriate." Yami simply nodded and went back to fixing his hair. "Works for me." Thus more silence insued as they flew along the highway.

Heather finally broke that said silence "I had a nightmare last night." Malik shuddered "If it's the one about cake frosting, I don't want to hear it." Heather sulked for a few minutes before brightening up. Relizing there was something she could do to get her thoughts off Seto. Pegasus looked like a scared little kitten that had just been cornered by the biggest meanest dog ever. "Oh Hell..." Heather snapped her fingers and Pegasus promptly fell over dead. Danielle looked excited "Ohhhh..kill!" She remarked pointing to Pegasus's limp form before Heather snapped her fingers again reviving him. "Gods! Will you-" She snapped them again before he could finsh quickly falling over. Heather snapped her fingers again "Stop do-" And Again this time smiling a little more "--ing THAT!" She was almost ecstatic as she was about to snap her fingers again , Just as she did this Ryou grabbed a hold of her arm "STOP! FOOL! You lower yourself to HIS level--" He never even got to finish. Danielle pointed to her counterpart with mentality of three year old "Ooooooo..somebody's going to be mad at yooouuuu" Yami Looked around "Ryou.."

Heathers eyes widened "O_O RYOU!? GASP! The Magic sent him somewhere!" Mokuba sat there eating cookies, looked up. "WHERE!?" Heather looked throughful for a moment. "Uhhhhhhhh"

~.~Somewhere in Alaska~.~

Ryou clinched his fists as he walked along in the could. "When I get my hands on that twitchy little.." He turned around only to see "Hahahahah (chirp) hahahaha."

Back at the RV .

Heather looked frantically at the glaring red haired insanity sprite " But I couldn't have sent him anywhere! The Magic was directed at PEGASUS!" Pegasus answered that like this "errrrrrgggggg." Mokuba puzzled for a second before pointing something out that might have been a possibility "Maybe it wasn't YOUR Magic!" Hiei glared at the two. "#(*&#(*& SHUT UP BACK THERE!" Malik puzzled over this "Yeah! But that would mean." Heather's eyes widened "GASP! There's a SPRITE working with the crickets!?" At this Mokuba lep into the cab of the RV. Pointing a finger in the opposite direction of where they were suposed to be heading. "TO ALASKA!" Yami Maliks eyes widened slightly before he shook his head "Eh? No cows. Not happening." Yami frowned But isn't Ryou suposed to be your "friend"..urm...nevermind." Yami Malik looked rather cocky at the moment. "Exactly." Heather frowned slightly in defest before Danielle knocked her in the side of the head. "Heather! You idiot! Just Magic us to Alaska!" Danielle glared at her apparently magicless friend "Sure, take the EASY way out." She said before doubly snapping her fingers. Thus the RV Vanished from the road with a rather loud pop.

Back at that somewhere in Alaska Pegasus appeared out of thin air in front of a moose. "Ghaa! What the--- HEATHER!" Pegasus looked up from where he was being attacked only to see the RV drop out of thin air. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh-ack!" Poor Pegasus was squished.

Yami Malik emerged from the RV clad in full winter gear and looking rather triumphant and extrememely sadistic at the moment. "MOOSE!" He said with a huge grin. Hiei stormed out from the RV an angry look on his face, clad in his normal black robe with a white scarf "$*$&(# HEATHER ^*$^%$&$ GONNA (*&&(& DIE!" Yami looked rather sick "Ill..queasy.." Danielle however leapt out from the RV clad in a pair of black blue jeans, a black tutle neck and a purple body warmer jacket with a white scarf. She was of course wearing a huge smile as she was holding the same hammer and looked around "CRICKETS!?" She called out before Malik whacked her in the side of the head as his eye twitched slightly "Goon.." Mokuba twirled happily before looking under the RV. Sure enough a rather large, pink puddle is spreading from under the RV "Eww..Jello." Heather looked slightly bored "BUNNY! Now, let's find clues as to where those felonious fiends absconded with Ryou!" She said appearing clad in ski googles, a white turledneck, a matching pair of jeans and a light blue body warmer jacket which had fuzzy white on the ends of the sleeves and the collar. She then proceeded to march on towards the distance weilding pair of those stick things you use on skis.