*the morning after*
Dan: Snore, snore snore
Ruby: *wakes up*
Dan: *is drooling on her face*
Ruby: Aww thats so cute...
Dan: Hmm? *wakes up*
Ruby: Hey baby!
Dan: Hey sugar... *conks out again*
Ruby: Wake up!
Dan: Hmm? Oh, hey sugar
Ruby: I got a Pirate meeting today, I gotta go, er, whats that poking me?
Dan: Raising the flag, salute the morning bone!
Ruby: Sorry, no time today, I gotta go
Dan: Hey, I'll call your house later, lets go do something
Ruby: K, *exits*
Dan: Ahh, oh well.
Phone: *ring, ring*
Dan: Hmm, who could that be?
*at the Pirate Meeting*
Ruby: What do you mean I cant go out with Dan?
Pink the Leader of the Pirate League: Im sorry but we cant have out Pirates going out with the likes of him, Dan Hibiki
Ruby: But Pink, thats stupid, why cant I see him?
Pink: Because I dont think its right!!!
Ruby: Who cares what you think!
Pink: YOU BETTER CARE!
Ruby: .......pimp
Pink: *gasp* What was that
Ruby: PIMP!!!
Pink: Nnnooo!!
Ruby: PIMP PIMP PIMP PIMP!!!!
Pink: AAAHHHH how dare you!!!
Ruby: PIMPPIMPPIMPPIMPPIMPPIMP!!!
Pink: AAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!! Thats it!! If you dont drop your relationship now then Ill kill you, now im assigning you to the Great Lakes!! Go rob ships!
Ruby: Great Lakes!?!? But Pink!
Pink: You should have thought about that before you spoke the forbidden word!!
*CapCom, Felicia, and Dan are standing in Captain Commando's Yard*
Cap: Ok Dan, you be careful with the house, I only hired you as a house sitter because Akuma was busy cleaning Me Suit. Somehow he got mud on it.
Dan: Don't worry Cap'n, you and Felicia have a good time at that beach your going too.
Fel: Happy happy, Joy joy
Dan: You guys need change for the vibrating bed?
Cap: Nah I think we can handle it, we will be back in a week.
Dan: Ok!
*Dan walks into the domesticated house*
Dan: Hey cool this is house is like something out of Austin Powers, Im kinda hungry, wonder whats in the fridge...
*Dan opens the fridge*
Dan: Let's see, we got soda, purple stuff, Sunny D!!
*Dan pours him some Sunny D*
Dan: Mmmm that hits the spot! Time for a house party! *calls up Ryu* Hey Ryu its me Dan! Im getting a party togeth-, hello? Hello? *calls Sakura* hey Sakura its me Dan! Im-, hello? hello? *calls up Ken* Hey Ken its me, da...hello? *calls up Jill*
*at Jill's house*
*bring bring*
Jill: *answers her walkie talkie* Yes!
Dan: Hey Jill I am getting up a party at..
Jill: Im a member of stars
Dan: ohhh kay, look you want to come over?
Jill: *jumps up and down* Come on! Come on!
Dan: Yahhoooii! Can you run by Ruby's house and pick her up!
Jill: Yes!
*Dan hangs up*
Dan: Yes! Jill and Ruby are coming over, all to myself! I need entertainment, maybe Captain Commando has some filty movies or something, or at least a copy of Darkstalkers 3
*Dan walks into the bedroom*
Dan: *flips over the matress* no not under there...
Dan: *spies some red glasses on the nightstand*
Dan: Hey cool! Sunglasses! *puts them on*
*Dan is surrounded by a beam of light and becomes Captain Saikyo*
CapS: Hey look at me! Im a super hero! YAHHOI! Captain Fiyahh! *burns a hole in the wall*
CapS: Captain Corridah! *knocks a hole in the roof*
CapS: YAHHOI! nobody can stop me! *doorbell*
CapS: Yes! Jill and Ruby will dig me for this! *answers the doorbell*
Ruby: *is crying with Jill pating her back*
CapS: Hey babe! Look at me!
Ruby: *sniff* Dan I got some bad news...
CapS: Im not Dan! Im Captain Saikyo! Why you crying?
Ruby: We cant see each other anymore Dan, I've been told by my superiors, Pirates just cant go around banging Pink-Clad street fighters.
Dan: But Im not wearing Pink anymore, look, Im Captain Saikyo!
Ruby: Whatever, we cant love each other anymore, goodbye....
Jill: Your finished!
CapS: Wait! Whats love got to do with it!
(Ruby walks into the sunset)
Jill: Dont worry about it, why not go on a picnic with me and a few friends, it will cheer you up!
CapS: Well, I guess so, as long as I get laid.....
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Remy: Excuse me, but is my father home?
CapS: He went to da beach kid, and quit bothering me! Captain Fiyahh!
Dan: Snore, snore snore
Ruby: *wakes up*
Dan: *is drooling on her face*
Ruby: Aww thats so cute...
Dan: Hmm? *wakes up*
Ruby: Hey baby!
Dan: Hey sugar... *conks out again*
Ruby: Wake up!
Dan: Hmm? Oh, hey sugar
Ruby: I got a Pirate meeting today, I gotta go, er, whats that poking me?
Dan: Raising the flag, salute the morning bone!
Ruby: Sorry, no time today, I gotta go
Dan: Hey, I'll call your house later, lets go do something
Ruby: K, *exits*
Dan: Ahh, oh well.
Phone: *ring, ring*
Dan: Hmm, who could that be?
*at the Pirate Meeting*
Ruby: What do you mean I cant go out with Dan?
Pink the Leader of the Pirate League: Im sorry but we cant have out Pirates going out with the likes of him, Dan Hibiki
Ruby: But Pink, thats stupid, why cant I see him?
Pink: Because I dont think its right!!!
Ruby: Who cares what you think!
Pink: YOU BETTER CARE!
Ruby: .......pimp
Pink: *gasp* What was that
Ruby: PIMP!!!
Pink: Nnnooo!!
Ruby: PIMP PIMP PIMP PIMP!!!!
Pink: AAAHHHH how dare you!!!
Ruby: PIMPPIMPPIMPPIMPPIMPPIMP!!!
Pink: AAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!! Thats it!! If you dont drop your relationship now then Ill kill you, now im assigning you to the Great Lakes!! Go rob ships!
Ruby: Great Lakes!?!? But Pink!
Pink: You should have thought about that before you spoke the forbidden word!!
*CapCom, Felicia, and Dan are standing in Captain Commando's Yard*
Cap: Ok Dan, you be careful with the house, I only hired you as a house sitter because Akuma was busy cleaning Me Suit. Somehow he got mud on it.
Dan: Don't worry Cap'n, you and Felicia have a good time at that beach your going too.
Fel: Happy happy, Joy joy
Dan: You guys need change for the vibrating bed?
Cap: Nah I think we can handle it, we will be back in a week.
Dan: Ok!
*Dan walks into the domesticated house*
Dan: Hey cool this is house is like something out of Austin Powers, Im kinda hungry, wonder whats in the fridge...
*Dan opens the fridge*
Dan: Let's see, we got soda, purple stuff, Sunny D!!
*Dan pours him some Sunny D*
Dan: Mmmm that hits the spot! Time for a house party! *calls up Ryu* Hey Ryu its me Dan! Im getting a party togeth-, hello? Hello? *calls Sakura* hey Sakura its me Dan! Im-, hello? hello? *calls up Ken* Hey Ken its me, da...hello? *calls up Jill*
*at Jill's house*
*bring bring*
Jill: *answers her walkie talkie* Yes!
Dan: Hey Jill I am getting up a party at..
Jill: Im a member of stars
Dan: ohhh kay, look you want to come over?
Jill: *jumps up and down* Come on! Come on!
Dan: Yahhoooii! Can you run by Ruby's house and pick her up!
Jill: Yes!
*Dan hangs up*
Dan: Yes! Jill and Ruby are coming over, all to myself! I need entertainment, maybe Captain Commando has some filty movies or something, or at least a copy of Darkstalkers 3
*Dan walks into the bedroom*
Dan: *flips over the matress* no not under there...
Dan: *spies some red glasses on the nightstand*
Dan: Hey cool! Sunglasses! *puts them on*
*Dan is surrounded by a beam of light and becomes Captain Saikyo*
CapS: Hey look at me! Im a super hero! YAHHOI! Captain Fiyahh! *burns a hole in the wall*
CapS: Captain Corridah! *knocks a hole in the roof*
CapS: YAHHOI! nobody can stop me! *doorbell*
CapS: Yes! Jill and Ruby will dig me for this! *answers the doorbell*
Ruby: *is crying with Jill pating her back*
CapS: Hey babe! Look at me!
Ruby: *sniff* Dan I got some bad news...
CapS: Im not Dan! Im Captain Saikyo! Why you crying?
Ruby: We cant see each other anymore Dan, I've been told by my superiors, Pirates just cant go around banging Pink-Clad street fighters.
Dan: But Im not wearing Pink anymore, look, Im Captain Saikyo!
Ruby: Whatever, we cant love each other anymore, goodbye....
Jill: Your finished!
CapS: Wait! Whats love got to do with it!
(Ruby walks into the sunset)
Jill: Dont worry about it, why not go on a picnic with me and a few friends, it will cheer you up!
CapS: Well, I guess so, as long as I get laid.....
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Remy: Excuse me, but is my father home?
CapS: He went to da beach kid, and quit bothering me! Captain Fiyahh!