There is no title. Titles mock me
Okay time to put up the 411 on what senseless plot has happened so far. Anyways Ryou has unfortunately been kidnapped by the crickets as one of the groups know Bishies. Fortunately the Red haired fangirl has failed to notice seeing as prolonged exposure to her insane counterpart has left her with the mentality of a three year old....So now the group is wandering around in Alaska...yeah...
Heather paused looking slightly puzzled "Why are we in Alaska?" She asked looking around. Yami Malik glared at her "Because you zapped us here you simian based idiot." Heather said nothing just pointed "POLYGON!" Everyone was silent at this. Fianlly Mokuba spoke there was a strange tone of patience in his voice as he spoke " You can here because someone zapped Ryou to Alaska and you thought it might be The Evil. " Yami frowned slightly at this, looking puzzled "Who's the Evil?" At this Heather pointed one gloved hand to a log cabin which was convinently located nearby. "Sarah!Come! We must question her involvement in Ryou's abduction." Hiei shook his head slightly and looked to Danielle "&*$%! GOLDFISH! &%*(#(&$^(!" He said barely coherant through the numerous swear words. Kurama sighed "If we needed more swear words I could trade you in for Yusuke, Hiei."
Meanwhile Pegasus was still a puddle under the RV. Malik shook his head "It is times like these that I am actually glad for being a Bishonen." Heather looked rather frantic at this and everyone else nearly dropped dead, "PEGASUS!I KILLED HIM!" She looked frantic, Danielle tapped on her shoulders and pointed out something "…yes…you're an anti…" Meanwhile Heather was to busy hugging the dazed Pegasus, "I SORRY! I never meant it!" She said sobbing. Yami's eyes widened as he looked from Hiei and Danielle both looking stunned "Did she…just change sides?!" Meanwile Malik's eyes widened as he invisioned the horrible deaths to come as they danced through his pretty little mind. Meanwile Mokuba had once again taking to dancing for no reason through the snow seeing as his big brother wasn't there to tell him to put a sweater on. "PEGASUS!" Pegasus sprung to life his eyes wide with fear "NooooooooooOooooOoooooOO!" Yami Malik corssed his arms noting the icicles that had begun to form in his hair. "What's with the capitals halfway through?" Heather crossed her arms looking insulted "You're ruining my moment." Yami sweatdropped looking slightly vexxed as to why HEATHER of all people was hugging Pegasus. Strangely Mokuba looked the same way. "Oh yes, that moment of dawning realization when a Huggable and Glompable male is recaptured in the fancy of a fangirl." He said with as much sarcasm as he could muster in the cold. At this Hiei nearly jumped him sticking a finger in his face and asking the question of "Who are you and WHAT have you done with Yami?!" Pegasus however was looking defeated as he had just been glomped "No! Why! Why! Why!" Danielle crossed her arms and frowned at her counterpart "You're a glomping-whore Heather." The girl could only smile at her "I've been called worse." She said politely then proceeded to drag Pegasus along with her "Come! WE go to the cabin. Yami Malik, Malik. Fix the RV." She commanded. Yami MAlik glared crossing his arms, he stood firmly reaching his full highth in front of the brown haired sprite. "It's not broken and do I LOOK like your errand boy!?" Heather frowned "I have to pay off the people whose cow/pasture/kid YOU run down/tear up/cuss out…YOU WILL DO AS I SAY INSOLENT MAN!" She said shoving her fist in his face. Yami Malik could only sweatdrop. "This is what I get for working with a woman" He muttered seemingly to himself "I HEARD that Fruit-Boy!" Heather called back towards him.
----Five Minutes Later---
Heather had finally reached the door, and was pounding on it frantically. Yami frowned sounding slightly nervous as he spoke "Oh look, no ones home. Let's go." He said before trying to walk off Heather grabbed him by the collar of the school jacket "Take another step and it's a nerfing for you." This of course caused Yami to stay put. However this didn't stop Danielle from giggling manically, Pegasus looked rather frightened "Giggling is a prerequisite for fangirls" Hiei only smirked as he walked beside the grey haired CEO "I don't think you have a problem with her glomping you…" He said gesturing to the fact that she was now sharpening a rather large sword, before she glanced over to Pegasus who slowly attempted to hide behind the much shorter Hiei. Heather glared at the door "SARAH!! Where's Ryou!" At this the door to the Log Cabin swung open, once again whacking Heather with the door. Enter Sarah a teenager a little younger than how Heather and Danielle look, with shoulder length brown hair the same color as Heather, dressed in a pair of jeans, and a red and white band jacket. She frowned and looked down at the sprite "Idiot."
----Back at RV----
Yami Malik glared at his counter part, as he stood breathing down his neck. "Hurry up! I want to be in Canada before they get back!" Malik looked to him frowning "There's something jammed under the wheels…" THis got him smacked in the back of the head "KILL IT!" Demanded Yami Malik as his other half glared at him "It's already DEAD you MORON!" Yami Malik paused glaring at his other half "…did my ears deceive me or did you just call ME a MORON" Malik could only sweatdrop from behind the wheel "Get over yourself…looking like Russel Crowe only gets you so far." Yami Malik looked rather stunned "My secret identity! You must now DIE!" He shouted before pouncing on him as Malik's eyes widened "Ghaa! "
-----cabin----
Sarah promptly kicked the brown hired sprite "Goldfish with a accent." at this Heather began twitching in morse code "I-do-not-have-a-accent." Yami promptly took over pointing out what they were doing disturbing the brown haired teen "We're looking for Ryou" Mokuba nodded "Have ya seen him? Or any peeps for that matter?" Sarah shook her head frowning "Nah. Just a bunch of crickets" The ushered several swear wrods from Hiei "^&(@^&#*@"
Heather then glomped Pegasus "Thanks for the help. I'll just Magic us to the locations of Seto and Ryou." Danielle sweatdropped slightly "Puny fleshling." She remarked to herself looking slightly demonic " You're starting to scare me Danielle…" Danielle only proceeded to glare almost jumping the sprite "Yeah!? YOU live 11,000 years with no life other than killing small children with NO gratitude for saving the world!" Heather nodded slightly choosing to acknowledge the fact that her friend had apparently been leading a double life the past so and so million years "Yeah, that's when I would have set myself up as a demi-goddess and demanded that people worship at my feet or else I let the world be destroyed." Danielle looked slightly morbid at this as she rubbed her palms together in a plotting fashion "…That's not a bad idea…." Pegasus frowned slightly "Actually, that was my plan…stop reading my journal Heather." Yami looked slightly puzzled at the grey haired man "You have a diary?" Pegasus sweatdropped "Journal" He corrected. Hiei could only snicker at this "Does it have pretty pink flowers on it?" Both of them uncharacteristically giggled as Pegasus sweatdropped. "You mean the one I spilt chocolate milk on while I was photo-copying it….err…." Enter Sarah looked rather angry "Get off my lawn" Heather frowned crossing her arms "It's snow." She corrected as Sarah glared "Don't make me get the flamingoes " Heather frowned looking puzzled "Them plastic lawn things?" Sarah shook her head, a sadistic smirk finding it's way onto her face "No, the rabid ones I genetically engineered for the sole purpose of killing people that annoy me."
"Birds can't get rabies." Heather stated this fact Sarah only frowned "They can if they're cross-bred with beagles" Mokuba's eyes widened slightly "Flameagles?" Sarah only placed a hand on her forehead and sighed "You're annoying me…" Heathers eyes widened as she pointed off in some random direction " LOOK! It's Alcrud or whateverthe@#$% his name is!" Sarah then turned around with a shot gun waving it in the same random direct "We're gone BYE" Yami said before they all broke into a run away from the house. Sarah frowned as she relized her prey had gotten away "Stupid Goldfish.." she muttered to herself as she turned around and walked back into the cabin. "NOT GOLDFISH!" She shouted before Sarah could get into the house. Sarah only stuck out her toung and released the Flameagles.
Okay time to put up the 411 on what senseless plot has happened so far. Anyways Ryou has unfortunately been kidnapped by the crickets as one of the groups know Bishies. Fortunately the Red haired fangirl has failed to notice seeing as prolonged exposure to her insane counterpart has left her with the mentality of a three year old....So now the group is wandering around in Alaska...yeah...
Heather paused looking slightly puzzled "Why are we in Alaska?" She asked looking around. Yami Malik glared at her "Because you zapped us here you simian based idiot." Heather said nothing just pointed "POLYGON!" Everyone was silent at this. Fianlly Mokuba spoke there was a strange tone of patience in his voice as he spoke " You can here because someone zapped Ryou to Alaska and you thought it might be The Evil. " Yami frowned slightly at this, looking puzzled "Who's the Evil?" At this Heather pointed one gloved hand to a log cabin which was convinently located nearby. "Sarah!Come! We must question her involvement in Ryou's abduction." Hiei shook his head slightly and looked to Danielle "&*$%! GOLDFISH! &%*(#(&$^(!" He said barely coherant through the numerous swear words. Kurama sighed "If we needed more swear words I could trade you in for Yusuke, Hiei."
Meanwhile Pegasus was still a puddle under the RV. Malik shook his head "It is times like these that I am actually glad for being a Bishonen." Heather looked rather frantic at this and everyone else nearly dropped dead, "PEGASUS!I KILLED HIM!" She looked frantic, Danielle tapped on her shoulders and pointed out something "…yes…you're an anti…" Meanwhile Heather was to busy hugging the dazed Pegasus, "I SORRY! I never meant it!" She said sobbing. Yami's eyes widened as he looked from Hiei and Danielle both looking stunned "Did she…just change sides?!" Meanwile Malik's eyes widened as he invisioned the horrible deaths to come as they danced through his pretty little mind. Meanwile Mokuba had once again taking to dancing for no reason through the snow seeing as his big brother wasn't there to tell him to put a sweater on. "PEGASUS!" Pegasus sprung to life his eyes wide with fear "NooooooooooOooooOoooooOO!" Yami Malik corssed his arms noting the icicles that had begun to form in his hair. "What's with the capitals halfway through?" Heather crossed her arms looking insulted "You're ruining my moment." Yami sweatdropped looking slightly vexxed as to why HEATHER of all people was hugging Pegasus. Strangely Mokuba looked the same way. "Oh yes, that moment of dawning realization when a Huggable and Glompable male is recaptured in the fancy of a fangirl." He said with as much sarcasm as he could muster in the cold. At this Hiei nearly jumped him sticking a finger in his face and asking the question of "Who are you and WHAT have you done with Yami?!" Pegasus however was looking defeated as he had just been glomped "No! Why! Why! Why!" Danielle crossed her arms and frowned at her counterpart "You're a glomping-whore Heather." The girl could only smile at her "I've been called worse." She said politely then proceeded to drag Pegasus along with her "Come! WE go to the cabin. Yami Malik, Malik. Fix the RV." She commanded. Yami MAlik glared crossing his arms, he stood firmly reaching his full highth in front of the brown haired sprite. "It's not broken and do I LOOK like your errand boy!?" Heather frowned "I have to pay off the people whose cow/pasture/kid YOU run down/tear up/cuss out…YOU WILL DO AS I SAY INSOLENT MAN!" She said shoving her fist in his face. Yami Malik could only sweatdrop. "This is what I get for working with a woman" He muttered seemingly to himself "I HEARD that Fruit-Boy!" Heather called back towards him.
----Five Minutes Later---
Heather had finally reached the door, and was pounding on it frantically. Yami frowned sounding slightly nervous as he spoke "Oh look, no ones home. Let's go." He said before trying to walk off Heather grabbed him by the collar of the school jacket "Take another step and it's a nerfing for you." This of course caused Yami to stay put. However this didn't stop Danielle from giggling manically, Pegasus looked rather frightened "Giggling is a prerequisite for fangirls" Hiei only smirked as he walked beside the grey haired CEO "I don't think you have a problem with her glomping you…" He said gesturing to the fact that she was now sharpening a rather large sword, before she glanced over to Pegasus who slowly attempted to hide behind the much shorter Hiei. Heather glared at the door "SARAH!! Where's Ryou!" At this the door to the Log Cabin swung open, once again whacking Heather with the door. Enter Sarah a teenager a little younger than how Heather and Danielle look, with shoulder length brown hair the same color as Heather, dressed in a pair of jeans, and a red and white band jacket. She frowned and looked down at the sprite "Idiot."
----Back at RV----
Yami Malik glared at his counter part, as he stood breathing down his neck. "Hurry up! I want to be in Canada before they get back!" Malik looked to him frowning "There's something jammed under the wheels…" THis got him smacked in the back of the head "KILL IT!" Demanded Yami Malik as his other half glared at him "It's already DEAD you MORON!" Yami Malik paused glaring at his other half "…did my ears deceive me or did you just call ME a MORON" Malik could only sweatdrop from behind the wheel "Get over yourself…looking like Russel Crowe only gets you so far." Yami Malik looked rather stunned "My secret identity! You must now DIE!" He shouted before pouncing on him as Malik's eyes widened "Ghaa! "
-----cabin----
Sarah promptly kicked the brown hired sprite "Goldfish with a accent." at this Heather began twitching in morse code "I-do-not-have-a-accent." Yami promptly took over pointing out what they were doing disturbing the brown haired teen "We're looking for Ryou" Mokuba nodded "Have ya seen him? Or any peeps for that matter?" Sarah shook her head frowning "Nah. Just a bunch of crickets" The ushered several swear wrods from Hiei "^&(@^&#*@"
Heather then glomped Pegasus "Thanks for the help. I'll just Magic us to the locations of Seto and Ryou." Danielle sweatdropped slightly "Puny fleshling." She remarked to herself looking slightly demonic " You're starting to scare me Danielle…" Danielle only proceeded to glare almost jumping the sprite "Yeah!? YOU live 11,000 years with no life other than killing small children with NO gratitude for saving the world!" Heather nodded slightly choosing to acknowledge the fact that her friend had apparently been leading a double life the past so and so million years "Yeah, that's when I would have set myself up as a demi-goddess and demanded that people worship at my feet or else I let the world be destroyed." Danielle looked slightly morbid at this as she rubbed her palms together in a plotting fashion "…That's not a bad idea…." Pegasus frowned slightly "Actually, that was my plan…stop reading my journal Heather." Yami looked slightly puzzled at the grey haired man "You have a diary?" Pegasus sweatdropped "Journal" He corrected. Hiei could only snicker at this "Does it have pretty pink flowers on it?" Both of them uncharacteristically giggled as Pegasus sweatdropped. "You mean the one I spilt chocolate milk on while I was photo-copying it….err…." Enter Sarah looked rather angry "Get off my lawn" Heather frowned crossing her arms "It's snow." She corrected as Sarah glared "Don't make me get the flamingoes " Heather frowned looking puzzled "Them plastic lawn things?" Sarah shook her head, a sadistic smirk finding it's way onto her face "No, the rabid ones I genetically engineered for the sole purpose of killing people that annoy me."
"Birds can't get rabies." Heather stated this fact Sarah only frowned "They can if they're cross-bred with beagles" Mokuba's eyes widened slightly "Flameagles?" Sarah only placed a hand on her forehead and sighed "You're annoying me…" Heathers eyes widened as she pointed off in some random direction " LOOK! It's Alcrud or whateverthe@#$% his name is!" Sarah then turned around with a shot gun waving it in the same random direct "We're gone BYE" Yami said before they all broke into a run away from the house. Sarah frowned as she relized her prey had gotten away "Stupid Goldfish.." she muttered to herself as she turned around and walked back into the cabin. "NOT GOLDFISH!" She shouted before Sarah could get into the house. Sarah only stuck out her toung and released the Flameagles.