Later that Evening...
Dan: Man this is the last time I go on a picnic with you guys!
Jill: *slams the door* Man that was close
Wesker: Wow!.................What a mansion!
Dan: *looks at Wesker* Hey dude I love your cartoon show, Mr. Bravo
*bang bang*
Jill: What was that?
Wesker: Maybe its Chris?
Barry: I'll go and check! *goes to the door*
Jill: Ill go with you! *goes*
Dan: Me too! *goes*
Wesker: Let me handle this!
Dan: *turns around* Arn't you coming?
Wesker: Let me handle this!
Dan: You cant handle it standing there! Doh wait up guys! *runs after Jill and Barry*
Barry: What!?!? What IS this?
Dan: Looks like blood
Jill: What is it?
Dan: I just told you all
Barry: Blood!!
Dan: Duh!
Barry: Go look for more clues, Ill be examining this
Dan: Hey, Santa Cluase, its just a pool of blood
Barry: *looks at the pool of the blood from top to bottom, and repeats, Jill walks off*
Dan: Ummmm, so when are the DNA tests gonna come back Barry!
Jill: Look out its a monster! *runs in being chased by Maryln Manson*
Barry: Look out Jill! *barry then takes out his magnum and shoots Marylin in the head 5 times before he dies*
Dan: I thought that was a magnum not a cap gun! It took 5 head shots to kill him!
Barry: We better report to Wesker *exit*
Barry: WESSSKEERR!
Dan: wow, what an unexpected turn of events this is
Barry: We should split up and cover more ground!
Dan: Another stunning revelation!
Barry: Here Jill, take this lockpick, you the master of unlocking my make use of it!
Dan: ........ What the Flying Fuck are you talking about, your crazy!
Jill: Thanks later!
Dan: Hey Barry can I have a gun!
Barry: ......
Dan: Grandpa! Gun! Now!
Barry: No, your didn't say please
Dan: Hey Barry, take this foot, you the master of shoving things up your ass, might make use of it!!!
*Later*
Dan: Hey cool a shotgun! *click* hmmmm
Jill: Great lets go!
Dan: Butt...
Jill: Your always talking about my butt, lets go.
*the ceiling begins to falls*
Dan: Crap!
Jill: The door is locked!
Barry: *knocks on the door* Jill are you ok in there?
Jill: Just a minute *we hear a flushing sound*
Dan: I could shoot the door with this shotgun I found!
Jill: That will never work! Its made of wood!
Dan: .....
Barry: Im gonna kick this door down!
*kicks door down, they escape*
Jill: Weren't you going to the dining room to do some research?
Dan: Research? What you gonna look up blood in the encylopedia or something?
Barry: I found a weapon its really powerful!
Dan : *yoink* what is it? It looks like a bowling ball case.
Jill: What about you?
Barry: I have this! *holds up cap gun from earlier*
Dan: *pats on shoulder* Good Luck!
*later still*
Dan: *busts down door*
Jill: *screams* Its the real Slim Shady!
Dan: *shoots in the head with shotgun*
Dan: Wait a minute that wasn't the real Slim SHady!!
Jill: There he is over there!
Dan: *shoots shoots shoots....*
* Even More Later*
Barry: Don't worry guys, I got this rope here and I will let you down this hole, I promise!
*Dan and Jill go down the rope*
Barry: Doh! I dropped the rope by accident, really I did!
Dan: You peice of crap!
Barry: Sorry guys.
Dan: Go get another rope right now!
Jill: I guess we better go deeper..
Dan: Why can't we just wait for more rope?
*Dan and Jill are alone in the dark*
Dan: So lets get started
Jill: What is this big thing?
Dan: Is it hard?
Jill: yeah, big and hard. Im scared
Dan: Don't worry it won't hurt you, let me push
Jill: Be careful!
Dan: Ill be gentle.
Dan: eugghhh!
Jill: OOOo! I think it moved.
Dan: Its right over a hole, you want me to push it in?
Jill: Yeah
Dan: EEEEUUUGGHHH! Its a tight fit! There!
Dan: Wow this hole is bigger than I thought,
Jin: Don't fall in!
Dan: Its huge, doh!
*Dan falls through the hole into the basement*
*more later*
Jill: Hmm, an art gallery.
Dan: Ick
Jill: All these peices of art have something to life span, and they all have switches, so we need to hit the switches starting with the newborn and ending with the...
Dan: *rips down the last painting, revealing another crest* You looking for this?
*after that*
Wesker: *points gun at Jill* Hahahaha! Thats right I was behind it do you why?
Jill: Because you are bitter that you are nothing but a funny memory of the Rap Community?
Vanilla Ice: Thats right! Everybody liked Ice Ice Baby! But not my second song!
Jill: What was your second song anyway?
Vanilla Ice: Even I don't remember that!
Dan: *walks in* Ahhh! *shoots Wesker with shotgun*
Jill: Phew, thanks Dan.
Dan: Don't worry I didn't like Wesker anyway.
Jill: He was Vannilla Ice
Dan: AAhhhh! *sets the body aflame*
Jill: Check out this labratory!
*Tyrant appears*
Tyrant: Rarr
Dan: *rips off Tyrant's heart and steps on it*
Tyrant: *dies*
Jill and Dan: Yahhoooii!! We did it! Lets get on the helicopter
Jill: na, na, na, na I'm the only J, I, double L
Dan: na na na na Im the only D, A, N!
*fly into the sunset
Dan: Man this is the last time I go on a picnic with you guys!
Jill: *slams the door* Man that was close
Wesker: Wow!.................What a mansion!
Dan: *looks at Wesker* Hey dude I love your cartoon show, Mr. Bravo
*bang bang*
Jill: What was that?
Wesker: Maybe its Chris?
Barry: I'll go and check! *goes to the door*
Jill: Ill go with you! *goes*
Dan: Me too! *goes*
Wesker: Let me handle this!
Dan: *turns around* Arn't you coming?
Wesker: Let me handle this!
Dan: You cant handle it standing there! Doh wait up guys! *runs after Jill and Barry*
Barry: What!?!? What IS this?
Dan: Looks like blood
Jill: What is it?
Dan: I just told you all
Barry: Blood!!
Dan: Duh!
Barry: Go look for more clues, Ill be examining this
Dan: Hey, Santa Cluase, its just a pool of blood
Barry: *looks at the pool of the blood from top to bottom, and repeats, Jill walks off*
Dan: Ummmm, so when are the DNA tests gonna come back Barry!
Jill: Look out its a monster! *runs in being chased by Maryln Manson*
Barry: Look out Jill! *barry then takes out his magnum and shoots Marylin in the head 5 times before he dies*
Dan: I thought that was a magnum not a cap gun! It took 5 head shots to kill him!
Barry: We better report to Wesker *exit*
Barry: WESSSKEERR!
Dan: wow, what an unexpected turn of events this is
Barry: We should split up and cover more ground!
Dan: Another stunning revelation!
Barry: Here Jill, take this lockpick, you the master of unlocking my make use of it!
Dan: ........ What the Flying Fuck are you talking about, your crazy!
Jill: Thanks later!
Dan: Hey Barry can I have a gun!
Barry: ......
Dan: Grandpa! Gun! Now!
Barry: No, your didn't say please
Dan: Hey Barry, take this foot, you the master of shoving things up your ass, might make use of it!!!
*Later*
Dan: Hey cool a shotgun! *click* hmmmm
Jill: Great lets go!
Dan: Butt...
Jill: Your always talking about my butt, lets go.
*the ceiling begins to falls*
Dan: Crap!
Jill: The door is locked!
Barry: *knocks on the door* Jill are you ok in there?
Jill: Just a minute *we hear a flushing sound*
Dan: I could shoot the door with this shotgun I found!
Jill: That will never work! Its made of wood!
Dan: .....
Barry: Im gonna kick this door down!
*kicks door down, they escape*
Jill: Weren't you going to the dining room to do some research?
Dan: Research? What you gonna look up blood in the encylopedia or something?
Barry: I found a weapon its really powerful!
Dan : *yoink* what is it? It looks like a bowling ball case.
Jill: What about you?
Barry: I have this! *holds up cap gun from earlier*
Dan: *pats on shoulder* Good Luck!
*later still*
Dan: *busts down door*
Jill: *screams* Its the real Slim Shady!
Dan: *shoots in the head with shotgun*
Dan: Wait a minute that wasn't the real Slim SHady!!
Jill: There he is over there!
Dan: *shoots shoots shoots....*
* Even More Later*
Barry: Don't worry guys, I got this rope here and I will let you down this hole, I promise!
*Dan and Jill go down the rope*
Barry: Doh! I dropped the rope by accident, really I did!
Dan: You peice of crap!
Barry: Sorry guys.
Dan: Go get another rope right now!
Jill: I guess we better go deeper..
Dan: Why can't we just wait for more rope?
*Dan and Jill are alone in the dark*
Dan: So lets get started
Jill: What is this big thing?
Dan: Is it hard?
Jill: yeah, big and hard. Im scared
Dan: Don't worry it won't hurt you, let me push
Jill: Be careful!
Dan: Ill be gentle.
Dan: eugghhh!
Jill: OOOo! I think it moved.
Dan: Its right over a hole, you want me to push it in?
Jill: Yeah
Dan: EEEEUUUGGHHH! Its a tight fit! There!
Dan: Wow this hole is bigger than I thought,
Jin: Don't fall in!
Dan: Its huge, doh!
*Dan falls through the hole into the basement*
*more later*
Jill: Hmm, an art gallery.
Dan: Ick
Jill: All these peices of art have something to life span, and they all have switches, so we need to hit the switches starting with the newborn and ending with the...
Dan: *rips down the last painting, revealing another crest* You looking for this?
*after that*
Wesker: *points gun at Jill* Hahahaha! Thats right I was behind it do you why?
Jill: Because you are bitter that you are nothing but a funny memory of the Rap Community?
Vanilla Ice: Thats right! Everybody liked Ice Ice Baby! But not my second song!
Jill: What was your second song anyway?
Vanilla Ice: Even I don't remember that!
Dan: *walks in* Ahhh! *shoots Wesker with shotgun*
Jill: Phew, thanks Dan.
Dan: Don't worry I didn't like Wesker anyway.
Jill: He was Vannilla Ice
Dan: AAhhhh! *sets the body aflame*
Jill: Check out this labratory!
*Tyrant appears*
Tyrant: Rarr
Dan: *rips off Tyrant's heart and steps on it*
Tyrant: *dies*
Jill and Dan: Yahhoooii!! We did it! Lets get on the helicopter
Jill: na, na, na, na I'm the only J, I, double L
Dan: na na na na Im the only D, A, N!
*fly into the sunset