Authoress Notes: I am highly honnored to discover that one of those who put me on their favorites list is that of Ryou-Bakura one of my favorite fanfiction writers, rigth up there with white angel. (What I've got a thing for Ryou Angst you don't like it so bite me!)
Side note:The review sign by someone named Heather...Yeah... it THAT Heather, who inspired me to write this story with her insane Kaiba obcession.
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Crazy Train :O
Viva la Substandard-ness!
Because Bob is a good random name and we all must pay homage to it. Bow to the Bob.
Moo! I am goldfish!
In our last chapter the group found themselves strategically retreating, also know as running like scarred littlebabies from Sarah's dreaded pack of Flameagles, they make it back to the RV with merely seconds to spare and hit the road, metaphorcally speaing of course since hitting the actually road would indeed be painful.Thus the usual happenings occured.
"Ozzy!"
"Toby!"
"Ozzy!"
"Toby!"
"Ozzy!"
"Toby!" Yami Malik finally got fed up with his hikari, and in his opinion, his rather poor opinion of music. He grabbed the blondes Toby Keith CD and slung it out the window of the RV. Malik crossed his arms looking insulted. "That's polluting." He pointed out. "Psh, it's a CD, it's not like I set a forest on fire."
------Five Minutes Later-----
Bob our random person of the Day is seen driving along the road. The said Toby Keith CD smashed though the windshield "Sweet monkey jesu---" The car veered off the road, exploded and set the nearby forest on fire.
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THe blonde Yami frowned slightly "Is it just me.or did you just suddenly get a chill?" Malik shook his head slightly trying to figure out a reason. "Bah, probably just those hotdogs Heather cooked."
Meanwhile in the back of the Said RV Heather stood holding a zippo and a can of hairspray. "Okay! Who wants one next?" Mokuba jumped up and down several times "ME!" He said holding out a hotdog on a stick. Heather torched it with her makeshift flame thrower. Pegasus cringed slightly at this "I'm..not hungry.." Meanwhile the hotdog seemed to be resisting all efforts to be chewed as it squeaked relently enter Hiei's prone to swearing two cents "@#%$^ HOTDOG #&%#&@( SQUIRREL!"
-----In front-----
Meanwhile Malik glared at his other half gripping the Ozzy CD threatningly. "FINE! If YOU get to throw Toby out.I'm chucking Ozzy!" He said before flinging the said Ozzy CD out the window. Yami Malik's eyes widened and there was a howl that caused birds to fly from their trees for miles around. "Noooooooooo!"
Speaking of trees...
------Burning Forest----
Bob the random pulled himself from the burning wreckage and said burning forest and staggered to the highway "I'm ALIVE!" He proclaimed bodly to himself before said discarded Ozzy CD smacked him upside the head. "Urg...X_x"
-----RV-----
Meanwhile back in the RV..." ---ooooooooooOooooooOooooo..DAMN SHIFT KEY! DANIELLE!" Enter Danielle clad in what appears to be a rip off of Sesshomaru's outfit complete with Tensegia except it's black. "You bellowed mighty one?" Before spotting the two missing CD's "@#$%!!!" Malik quickly pointed to his other half fearfully. Sounding rather guilty "He did it." She of course smacked both of them upside the head "You'll listen to Good Charlotte and LIKE it!" Yami Malik crossed his arms "Bah! I mourn for Ozzy." Malik nodded in agreement "And I for To---" He didn't get to finish this sentence for he somehow dissapears. Danielle's eyes went wide and she did a heather like eye twitch "Bishie..."
Yami Malik's expression was one of absolute gless until he thought of something (No wait.better act sad) He then looked to Danielle who was looking rather stunned "Those damned crickets must have got Mali--" At this point Heather walked into the said cab and heard this "MALIK!" She proclaimed before running out the side door while the RV is going at about 80 miles per hour just keep that in mind "Malik I'll ge--ACK!" there were numerous thumping sounds before. Danielle frowned shifting her feet slightly but said nothing. Yugi frowned slightly "Did she just---?" Hiei nodded at this "She did." As he played around with a zippo. Pegasus shook his head "Idiot." Meanwhile Mokuba was pouring sugar on his hotdog.
Heather then made her grand re entrance kicking the RV side door in "BEHO---ack!" The doors slung back and there were several more loud thumping sounds as Yami sat beside Kurama eating popcorn "I'm getting the strangest feeling of Déjà vu." Danielle nodded in agreement "Ditto." Mokuba was no of course pouring said sugar in his mouth and Pegasus was for once silent. Heather then kicked in the door again this time floating via her said magic as Mokuba unconciously hit the tape player bringing on another onslaught of the unholy/angelic music. "BEHOL-" Unfortunately she didn't get to finish it this time out of the fact that Hiei had burned himself with said zippo "@#$%!BITCH ASS ZIPPO!" He said before flinging it out the window. Yami's eyes widened at the insane crime the three eyed demon had commited "NO!" He screamed before diving out the window after the said Zippo. Heathers eyes widened "No Yami--!" Of course Yami then barreled strait into Heather "Ack--" Who then fell out of the door accompanyied by yet more thumping noises.
Hiei developed a look of absolute gless on his face "Hey, I could do this all day!" Enter Yami Malik cursing from the front of the cab "Hey! What the @#$% is going on back there!" Danielle snickered "Maiming and destroying." Yami Malik's eyes widened "Not in MY RV Missy!" The RV door exploded inward, Heather emerging "BEHOLD!" Suddenly her eyes widened "Oh my god I forgot Yami-ack!" This was accompanied by yet more thumping noises. (geez you'd think by now she's be seriously injured or something and stop bursting through the RV door. Kurama shook his head slightly "I'd ask what's wrong with her.but there's probably a answer involved..." Danielle simply shrugged at this.
Meanwhile back with bob at the burning forest he had just begun to recover from the attac of the said Ozzy CD. "Owwie..I shall have my REVENGE as a mistreated Random guy!" Of course this was punctuated by Yami smashing into said random character. "Urg." Yami simply smiled slightly stupidly. "Hey! Thanks for breaking my fall!" This caused said bob to frown and sweatdrop as Yami sat on him "You're a hazard to everyone on the road you stupid piece--" This was never finished as Heather then smashed in to bob rendering him dead at last.
Heather looked up at the sky and looked amazed "My god! It's full of STARS!" Yami frowned crossing his arms "It's the SKY you idiot."
"But they shiny! Ohhhh.pretty" Said heather promptly before reaching up trying to grab said stars "EH!? Not tall enough! Can't reach! Gimme a boost!" Yami sweatdropped tossing a peice of tinfoul on the ground "Look!" Heather looked insanely happy "SHINY OBJECT! MUST ACQUIRE! RAR!" She dived onto the tinfoil. Yami frowned slightly amused slightly weirded out "Oddly enough, that same trick worked when Tea was looking at diamond rings." Meanwhile Heather was smiling wildly as she stroke the shiny peice of tinfoil "Covet..ccccooooooovvvvvveeeeeettttttttt.." Yami smacked her upside the head "Get a grip woman! We're lost in the unforgiving Alaskan wilderness!"
Heather looked rather puzzled at this "Is that like Vegas?" Yami shook his head "Sort of, but without the money, strippers and the CSI team." Heather nodded winking at the spikey haired teen. "Ah. Gotcha." She said Prancing before Pausing and looking to Yami "Wanna know what's REALLY scary? I'm starting to understand Pink Floyd."
Side note:The review sign by someone named Heather...Yeah... it THAT Heather, who inspired me to write this story with her insane Kaiba obcession.
_______________________________________________________________-
Crazy Train :O
Viva la Substandard-ness!
Because Bob is a good random name and we all must pay homage to it. Bow to the Bob.
Moo! I am goldfish!
In our last chapter the group found themselves strategically retreating, also know as running like scarred littlebabies from Sarah's dreaded pack of Flameagles, they make it back to the RV with merely seconds to spare and hit the road, metaphorcally speaing of course since hitting the actually road would indeed be painful.Thus the usual happenings occured.
"Ozzy!"
"Toby!"
"Ozzy!"
"Toby!"
"Ozzy!"
"Toby!" Yami Malik finally got fed up with his hikari, and in his opinion, his rather poor opinion of music. He grabbed the blondes Toby Keith CD and slung it out the window of the RV. Malik crossed his arms looking insulted. "That's polluting." He pointed out. "Psh, it's a CD, it's not like I set a forest on fire."
------Five Minutes Later-----
Bob our random person of the Day is seen driving along the road. The said Toby Keith CD smashed though the windshield "Sweet monkey jesu---" The car veered off the road, exploded and set the nearby forest on fire.
-----
THe blonde Yami frowned slightly "Is it just me.or did you just suddenly get a chill?" Malik shook his head slightly trying to figure out a reason. "Bah, probably just those hotdogs Heather cooked."
Meanwhile in the back of the Said RV Heather stood holding a zippo and a can of hairspray. "Okay! Who wants one next?" Mokuba jumped up and down several times "ME!" He said holding out a hotdog on a stick. Heather torched it with her makeshift flame thrower. Pegasus cringed slightly at this "I'm..not hungry.." Meanwhile the hotdog seemed to be resisting all efforts to be chewed as it squeaked relently enter Hiei's prone to swearing two cents "@#%$^ HOTDOG #&%#&@( SQUIRREL!"
-----In front-----
Meanwhile Malik glared at his other half gripping the Ozzy CD threatningly. "FINE! If YOU get to throw Toby out.I'm chucking Ozzy!" He said before flinging the said Ozzy CD out the window. Yami Malik's eyes widened and there was a howl that caused birds to fly from their trees for miles around. "Noooooooooo!"
Speaking of trees...
------Burning Forest----
Bob the random pulled himself from the burning wreckage and said burning forest and staggered to the highway "I'm ALIVE!" He proclaimed bodly to himself before said discarded Ozzy CD smacked him upside the head. "Urg...X_x"
-----RV-----
Meanwhile back in the RV..." ---ooooooooooOooooooOooooo..DAMN SHIFT KEY! DANIELLE!" Enter Danielle clad in what appears to be a rip off of Sesshomaru's outfit complete with Tensegia except it's black. "You bellowed mighty one?" Before spotting the two missing CD's "@#$%!!!" Malik quickly pointed to his other half fearfully. Sounding rather guilty "He did it." She of course smacked both of them upside the head "You'll listen to Good Charlotte and LIKE it!" Yami Malik crossed his arms "Bah! I mourn for Ozzy." Malik nodded in agreement "And I for To---" He didn't get to finish this sentence for he somehow dissapears. Danielle's eyes went wide and she did a heather like eye twitch "Bishie..."
Yami Malik's expression was one of absolute gless until he thought of something (No wait.better act sad) He then looked to Danielle who was looking rather stunned "Those damned crickets must have got Mali--" At this point Heather walked into the said cab and heard this "MALIK!" She proclaimed before running out the side door while the RV is going at about 80 miles per hour just keep that in mind "Malik I'll ge--ACK!" there were numerous thumping sounds before. Danielle frowned shifting her feet slightly but said nothing. Yugi frowned slightly "Did she just---?" Hiei nodded at this "She did." As he played around with a zippo. Pegasus shook his head "Idiot." Meanwhile Mokuba was pouring sugar on his hotdog.
Heather then made her grand re entrance kicking the RV side door in "BEHO---ack!" The doors slung back and there were several more loud thumping sounds as Yami sat beside Kurama eating popcorn "I'm getting the strangest feeling of Déjà vu." Danielle nodded in agreement "Ditto." Mokuba was no of course pouring said sugar in his mouth and Pegasus was for once silent. Heather then kicked in the door again this time floating via her said magic as Mokuba unconciously hit the tape player bringing on another onslaught of the unholy/angelic music. "BEHOL-" Unfortunately she didn't get to finish it this time out of the fact that Hiei had burned himself with said zippo "@#$%!BITCH ASS ZIPPO!" He said before flinging it out the window. Yami's eyes widened at the insane crime the three eyed demon had commited "NO!" He screamed before diving out the window after the said Zippo. Heathers eyes widened "No Yami--!" Of course Yami then barreled strait into Heather "Ack--" Who then fell out of the door accompanyied by yet more thumping noises.
Hiei developed a look of absolute gless on his face "Hey, I could do this all day!" Enter Yami Malik cursing from the front of the cab "Hey! What the @#$% is going on back there!" Danielle snickered "Maiming and destroying." Yami Malik's eyes widened "Not in MY RV Missy!" The RV door exploded inward, Heather emerging "BEHOLD!" Suddenly her eyes widened "Oh my god I forgot Yami-ack!" This was accompanied by yet more thumping noises. (geez you'd think by now she's be seriously injured or something and stop bursting through the RV door. Kurama shook his head slightly "I'd ask what's wrong with her.but there's probably a answer involved..." Danielle simply shrugged at this.
Meanwhile back with bob at the burning forest he had just begun to recover from the attac of the said Ozzy CD. "Owwie..I shall have my REVENGE as a mistreated Random guy!" Of course this was punctuated by Yami smashing into said random character. "Urg." Yami simply smiled slightly stupidly. "Hey! Thanks for breaking my fall!" This caused said bob to frown and sweatdrop as Yami sat on him "You're a hazard to everyone on the road you stupid piece--" This was never finished as Heather then smashed in to bob rendering him dead at last.
Heather looked up at the sky and looked amazed "My god! It's full of STARS!" Yami frowned crossing his arms "It's the SKY you idiot."
"But they shiny! Ohhhh.pretty" Said heather promptly before reaching up trying to grab said stars "EH!? Not tall enough! Can't reach! Gimme a boost!" Yami sweatdropped tossing a peice of tinfoul on the ground "Look!" Heather looked insanely happy "SHINY OBJECT! MUST ACQUIRE! RAR!" She dived onto the tinfoil. Yami frowned slightly amused slightly weirded out "Oddly enough, that same trick worked when Tea was looking at diamond rings." Meanwhile Heather was smiling wildly as she stroke the shiny peice of tinfoil "Covet..ccccooooooovvvvvveeeeeettttttttt.." Yami smacked her upside the head "Get a grip woman! We're lost in the unforgiving Alaskan wilderness!"
Heather looked rather puzzled at this "Is that like Vegas?" Yami shook his head "Sort of, but without the money, strippers and the CSI team." Heather nodded winking at the spikey haired teen. "Ah. Gotcha." She said Prancing before Pausing and looking to Yami "Wanna know what's REALLY scary? I'm starting to understand Pink Floyd."