The Zippo Has You
Noooo, I'm in the least bit obsessed with the Matrix. What gave you that idea? Anyone seen the Animatrix yet? Isn't that the most horribly depressing thing you've EVER seen?
Also Please don't kill me for having Ryou kidnapped! *Hides* I'm a fangirl too ya know!
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And last chapter was just basically composed of people falling out of a moving vehicle many many times, but apparently not sustaining any serious injuries whatsoever. Oh the wonders of fanfiction. Bob the random driver is also dead, but since I have no regard for the lives of random people, no one cares. Pretend he's Tea's long lost cousin...
Yami frowned as he walked along the road side looking rather digruntled "Blah, why'd I get stuck with YOU?" Heather looked fairly amused as she was absently playing with the said Zippo that Yami jumped out of the RV for. "'cause the stars predicted that you would leap from a speeding RV after a lighter and take me with you." Yami stopped snatching the beloved Zippo out of her hands "you MOCK it!" He said before petting the said Zippo "Don't listen to her, you're MORE than just a lighter." He said cooing the inanimate object. They both then continued walking. Before Heather spoke again about 10 minutes later. "I hate walking." Yami frowned slightly and turned to the brown haired sprite. "Is this the part where you conjure something completely useless from mid-air even though you have unimaginable power at your disposal?" Heather crossed her arms looking rather angry at him. "Being omnipotent is boring. I like randomness, and besides, Sarah stole my Magic." Yami frowned looking rather put out by this fact. "So we're stuck walking?" Heather tried her best to look on the bright side of things. "We don't talk often enough, think of it as Sprite-Prisoner bonding." Yami only struggled to stop himself from hitting her.
------Back at RV----
Danielle frowned slightly as she looked at the passing road. "Shouldn't we go BACK for them?" Mokuba proceeded to stomp on his hotdog "MOOSHIES!" Kurama frowned choosing this time to show off his own intellligence. "It would be prudent to do so, considering the accelerated speed in which we characters are all vanishing; I surmise that we will all be gone in less than forty-eight hours." Pegasus looked rather puzzled at this "…Right…." Hieie frowned and shook his head at the one person he noramlly got along with. "@#$%! The pansy ass is gonna be cricket food anyway, ONE of us has to sound smart."
Meanwhile Yami Malik was twtiching. A strange psychotic twitching which would make just about everyone run in fear. "Why are there NOT any COWS!!! If I have to be the obsession of some fic fetish fangirl—I DESERVE to have cows!" Danielle shook her head slightly "Yeah…you USED to be halfway normal." She said as Mokuba proceeded to stab the said hotdog with toothpicks.
-----De woods----
Yami frowned slightly as they walked along the forested road. "I HATE walking." Heather sighed. "I've made that point already. Oh! Moving object!" She proclaimed before pouncing on a fallen leaf. "Stop acting like a five-year old" Yami Instructed with a frown on his face. "It keeps me in practice for glomping Oh! Moving object!" She said pouncing on a nearby falling leaf. "Stop acting like a five-year old." Yami Instructed with a frown on his face "It keeps me in practice for glomping…" Suddenly they both looed at eachother with frowns on their face. "Whoa…déjà vu!" Heather looked rather frightened. "They've CHANGED something!"
Yami frowned feeling he couldn't help but be a little upset. "Well then change it back!" Heather shook her head pointing out something again "Sarah stole my Magic!" Yami couldn't help but grun in frustration at this. When suddenly a voice came from behind them "Hello Mr. Motou." Yami looked rather puzzled his eye twitched slightly. Heathers eyes widened suddenly "Whaddasec…monotone deadpan….Mr. Motou…." She suddenly smiled widely " AGENTS! Whoohoo!" She then sprinted away. Yami frowned looking around at his current position. "…Never trust flighty fangirls when you're in a pinch." He said looking to the reader as several men in suits entered the picture.
MEANWHILE in the harsh Alskan wilderness with Heather. "
" What….HEY! Get off me! You can't do this to me---!"
Yami returned to looking towards the readers "Then again…." Enter that same deadpan monotone "Hello Mr. Motou" Yami suddenly stomped his foot looking rather frightened. "Stop SAYING that! It's creepy…." He ordered as something popped into existance in the background. This someone was in the same suits as the others had brown hair and the same sunglasses...However Lord of the Rings fans should know whom I'm refering to. "Damn that neurotic fangirl and her twisted obsessions!" Yami said stomping his foot in Heathers direction. One of the men paused at this statement. "Actually—the crickets sent us to ensure that you would be unable to retrieve the Jades." Meanwhile Yami's mental self preservation procerssors were just beginging to comprehend something. (Right….we save Bishie, Heather glomps Bishies, we don't save bishies, Heather does not glomp Bishies and turns to next eligible male in glomping status….O.O) With that explained...
"BURN DEVIL SPAWN!" He began to beat up every single one of the said agents with amazing speed barely even matched by the one himself. Neo would surely have been put to shame that someone about 5000 years older than him was kicking the crap out of the people he barely managed to beat. "This is illogical." This however was stated by Yami setting him on fire. " Defender of the mighty flame of justice! Yami wins again!" He proclaimed doing a victory pose his jacket floating heroically in the background. Just as he did this Heather returned dragging an Agent behind her. "LOOK!" She proclaimed waving the captive around. "Elrond!" The said agent proceeded to look very disgruntled. "They hunt by movement, fangirls do. I thought elves knew that?' Yami asked the man looking very puzzled himself. "I'm an AGENT." He spat in a rather unamused tone of voice. "Whatever El, HEY! Do you know Legolas?" With a great popping Noise an RV then landed in front of them after dropping from mid-air. "Who names their RV @#$%" Looking at the name printed on the side. Just as he said this a boy with brown hair naturally sticking off his head brown eyes and an outfit similar to Hiei's popped out of the door. Heather jumped up and down several times waving her unfortunate victim around. "LOOK! I found Elrond!"
"…That's not Elrond…it's an A—nevermind…" Josh shook his head feeling rather sorry for poor Agent Smith. "You named your RV @#$%?" Asked Yami looking rather puzzled. "Get over it." Suddenly he grinned evily. "So…where's YOUR RV?" Heather smiled clueless of Josh's true intent. "We fell out of it." She said pointing northwards "It was going thataway!" Yami frowned smacking a hand to his forehead. "I don't think you should have told him that." Josh's eyes widened slightly "Really? Pegasus's there, right?" Heather nodded rather cluelessly "I'm Pro-Pegasus again." Yami frowned in the background feeling a rather large dark cloud looming over this situation. "Why do I hear 'Taps'?" Josh stood up strait. "As it is my duty to bolster the ranks of the Anti's…" He began slapping the side of the RV "Let's MOVE it guys! We gots a Pegsy to roast!"
This ended with one last strangled cry from what Heather thought was the head Elf of Rivendale "HEY!? Get me outta HERE!?"
Noooo, I'm in the least bit obsessed with the Matrix. What gave you that idea? Anyone seen the Animatrix yet? Isn't that the most horribly depressing thing you've EVER seen?
Also Please don't kill me for having Ryou kidnapped! *Hides* I'm a fangirl too ya know!
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And last chapter was just basically composed of people falling out of a moving vehicle many many times, but apparently not sustaining any serious injuries whatsoever. Oh the wonders of fanfiction. Bob the random driver is also dead, but since I have no regard for the lives of random people, no one cares. Pretend he's Tea's long lost cousin...
Yami frowned as he walked along the road side looking rather digruntled "Blah, why'd I get stuck with YOU?" Heather looked fairly amused as she was absently playing with the said Zippo that Yami jumped out of the RV for. "'cause the stars predicted that you would leap from a speeding RV after a lighter and take me with you." Yami stopped snatching the beloved Zippo out of her hands "you MOCK it!" He said before petting the said Zippo "Don't listen to her, you're MORE than just a lighter." He said cooing the inanimate object. They both then continued walking. Before Heather spoke again about 10 minutes later. "I hate walking." Yami frowned slightly and turned to the brown haired sprite. "Is this the part where you conjure something completely useless from mid-air even though you have unimaginable power at your disposal?" Heather crossed her arms looking rather angry at him. "Being omnipotent is boring. I like randomness, and besides, Sarah stole my Magic." Yami frowned looking rather put out by this fact. "So we're stuck walking?" Heather tried her best to look on the bright side of things. "We don't talk often enough, think of it as Sprite-Prisoner bonding." Yami only struggled to stop himself from hitting her.
------Back at RV----
Danielle frowned slightly as she looked at the passing road. "Shouldn't we go BACK for them?" Mokuba proceeded to stomp on his hotdog "MOOSHIES!" Kurama frowned choosing this time to show off his own intellligence. "It would be prudent to do so, considering the accelerated speed in which we characters are all vanishing; I surmise that we will all be gone in less than forty-eight hours." Pegasus looked rather puzzled at this "…Right…." Hieie frowned and shook his head at the one person he noramlly got along with. "@#$%! The pansy ass is gonna be cricket food anyway, ONE of us has to sound smart."
Meanwhile Yami Malik was twtiching. A strange psychotic twitching which would make just about everyone run in fear. "Why are there NOT any COWS!!! If I have to be the obsession of some fic fetish fangirl—I DESERVE to have cows!" Danielle shook her head slightly "Yeah…you USED to be halfway normal." She said as Mokuba proceeded to stab the said hotdog with toothpicks.
-----De woods----
Yami frowned slightly as they walked along the forested road. "I HATE walking." Heather sighed. "I've made that point already. Oh! Moving object!" She proclaimed before pouncing on a fallen leaf. "Stop acting like a five-year old" Yami Instructed with a frown on his face. "It keeps me in practice for glomping Oh! Moving object!" She said pouncing on a nearby falling leaf. "Stop acting like a five-year old." Yami Instructed with a frown on his face "It keeps me in practice for glomping…" Suddenly they both looed at eachother with frowns on their face. "Whoa…déjà vu!" Heather looked rather frightened. "They've CHANGED something!"
Yami frowned feeling he couldn't help but be a little upset. "Well then change it back!" Heather shook her head pointing out something again "Sarah stole my Magic!" Yami couldn't help but grun in frustration at this. When suddenly a voice came from behind them "Hello Mr. Motou." Yami looked rather puzzled his eye twitched slightly. Heathers eyes widened suddenly "Whaddasec…monotone deadpan….Mr. Motou…." She suddenly smiled widely " AGENTS! Whoohoo!" She then sprinted away. Yami frowned looking around at his current position. "…Never trust flighty fangirls when you're in a pinch." He said looking to the reader as several men in suits entered the picture.
MEANWHILE in the harsh Alskan wilderness with Heather. "
" What….HEY! Get off me! You can't do this to me---!"
Yami returned to looking towards the readers "Then again…." Enter that same deadpan monotone "Hello Mr. Motou" Yami suddenly stomped his foot looking rather frightened. "Stop SAYING that! It's creepy…." He ordered as something popped into existance in the background. This someone was in the same suits as the others had brown hair and the same sunglasses...However Lord of the Rings fans should know whom I'm refering to. "Damn that neurotic fangirl and her twisted obsessions!" Yami said stomping his foot in Heathers direction. One of the men paused at this statement. "Actually—the crickets sent us to ensure that you would be unable to retrieve the Jades." Meanwhile Yami's mental self preservation procerssors were just beginging to comprehend something. (Right….we save Bishie, Heather glomps Bishies, we don't save bishies, Heather does not glomp Bishies and turns to next eligible male in glomping status….O.O) With that explained...
"BURN DEVIL SPAWN!" He began to beat up every single one of the said agents with amazing speed barely even matched by the one himself. Neo would surely have been put to shame that someone about 5000 years older than him was kicking the crap out of the people he barely managed to beat. "This is illogical." This however was stated by Yami setting him on fire. " Defender of the mighty flame of justice! Yami wins again!" He proclaimed doing a victory pose his jacket floating heroically in the background. Just as he did this Heather returned dragging an Agent behind her. "LOOK!" She proclaimed waving the captive around. "Elrond!" The said agent proceeded to look very disgruntled. "They hunt by movement, fangirls do. I thought elves knew that?' Yami asked the man looking very puzzled himself. "I'm an AGENT." He spat in a rather unamused tone of voice. "Whatever El, HEY! Do you know Legolas?" With a great popping Noise an RV then landed in front of them after dropping from mid-air. "Who names their RV @#$%" Looking at the name printed on the side. Just as he said this a boy with brown hair naturally sticking off his head brown eyes and an outfit similar to Hiei's popped out of the door. Heather jumped up and down several times waving her unfortunate victim around. "LOOK! I found Elrond!"
"…That's not Elrond…it's an A—nevermind…" Josh shook his head feeling rather sorry for poor Agent Smith. "You named your RV @#$%?" Asked Yami looking rather puzzled. "Get over it." Suddenly he grinned evily. "So…where's YOUR RV?" Heather smiled clueless of Josh's true intent. "We fell out of it." She said pointing northwards "It was going thataway!" Yami frowned smacking a hand to his forehead. "I don't think you should have told him that." Josh's eyes widened slightly "Really? Pegasus's there, right?" Heather nodded rather cluelessly "I'm Pro-Pegasus again." Yami frowned in the background feeling a rather large dark cloud looming over this situation. "Why do I hear 'Taps'?" Josh stood up strait. "As it is my duty to bolster the ranks of the Anti's…" He began slapping the side of the RV "Let's MOVE it guys! We gots a Pegsy to roast!"
This ended with one last strangled cry from what Heather thought was the head Elf of Rivendale "HEY!? Get me outta HERE!?"