*Dan is wearing a pink trenchcoat and at the scene of a crime with Chun Li*
Chun Li: Detective Dan!
Dan: Yow! Phew you scared me! What is the crime?
Chun Li: Cable has been murdered!
Dan: Hmm, let me look at the body
Chun Li: He has been shot 110 times and looks like he has been burned spereatly 20 times.
Dan: Hmmm, hp, hp, hp, hp, hp, viper beam until death
Chun Li: How can you tell?
Dan: the burns multiplied by 5 equals 110
Chun Li: Wow, your really good!
Dan: There has to be clues somewhere
*Chun Li and Dan look around, then see the writting on the wall in blood
***ChEaP!!!**
Dan: Hmmmm, cheap what does it mean?
Chun Li: Dan! I just got word, there has been another murder!
*Dan and Chun Li arrive at Iceman's crib*
Dan: Hmmmmm
ChunLi: It looks like he had been running around his house, trying to get close to the perp.
Dan: Yeah
*Chun Li walks up to Iceman*
Chun Li: Dan look at this
Dan: What?
*Chunli points to the yellow writing on Iceman's chest*
"Keep away"
Dan: Hmmm, I think whoever is responsible for this is also responsible for Cable's death
The Following Day....
Chunny: This is the third death
*Dan is standing over Akuma's body*
Dan: Hmmm, he was electrocuted and then hit with many fireballs
Chunny: Yeah, and we have evidence of this happening in mid-air as well. Sounds like a scrub did this.
Dan: Hold on Cammy..
Chun Li: My names Chun Li
Dan: Oh sorry, wishful thinking. Anyway I don't think we are working with a scrub here, it doesn't make any sense.
Chun Li: I think we are, he even wrote scrub on the wall in blood
Dan: What? A ha! All of these have one thing in common.
Chun Li: Teah! They are all one of the seven deadly cheap characters!
Dan: Yes! That means the next victim should be...
*Dan and Chunny pale, then run out the door*
Dan: Wolvirine? Wolverine you home!?
Chun Li: This door has been broken....
*Dan and Chun Li walk into Wolvies home*
Dan: *bumps his head on the door jam* Oww! Accursed midget houses?
ChunLi: *pulls a gun* Shh!
Dan: *pulls a banana* Hmm, the chief still wont let me carry a gun
Chunny: Shhh!
Dan: *Runs into the kitchen*
*they see a bloodied pulp on the floor*
Chunny: What is that jam?
Dan: *bends down and touches it* No, its Mash, Mashed Wolverine.
Chunny: Look at this
Dan: What?
Chunny: Mashing is written on the wall, whoever the perp is he was just here and couldn't finish the word, and look at this. *she holds up a hair pick*
Dan: A hair pick? We better run tests on it, to the batcave!
*batman, the TV show music starts playing*
*later that night*
*Dan is at home in his highrise apartment preparing to go out*
Dan: *combing his hair in the mirror* All you ladies leave your man at home! The club is something something is full grown! And all you fellas leave your girl with your friends, cuz its 11:30 and the club is JUMPING JUMPING!
???: Help!
Dan: All you ladies leave your man at home! The club is something something is full grown! And all you fellas leave your girl with your friends, cuz its 11:30 and the club is JUMPING JUMPING!
???: Help!!!
Dan: Wassat?
Dan: *opens his window and see Gambit flying up from the street skyward*
Gambit: Hhhhheeeeelllllpppp! *flies past, leaving a trail of fliers behind him, Dan grabs one*
Dan: Hmmm, ''Glitches''
The Next Day, the Deaths Continue
(Dan is at the morguary with Chun)
Dan: But I don't get it, Throwing isn't cheap
Chun: But some consider it cheap, looks like if you are consider cheap anyway shape or how, this guy is gonna get you.
Dan: Hmmm, *looks at Zangief's stiff body*
Dan: Its a shame
Chun: He got taken from behind while he was watching porngraphy.
Dan: And you found the note saying ''Throwing'' on a post-it note on his Sex Doll.
Chunny: Yeah
Dan: *examines Exibite A* Hmm, a ''Tonya Tickles'' doll, a nice one too, good shape, only been used maybe 3 times.
Chun: ......
Dan: oh yes, well I got a hunch I want to follow up on
Chun: That is?
Dan: The only guy evil enough to do all this, Dr. Doom. Bring the car around Chun, Ill be examining this doll.
Chun: What makes you think its Doom
Dan: I think he has cheap-o envy, he is the cheapest character and wants to keep it that way.
*Dan and Chunny arrive at Dr Doom's castle*
Dan: OK Mr Doom! *draws his banana* Lets dance!
Chunny: Oh would you cut out the melo drama already?
Dan: *Kicks in Dooms door, one of those big 20 feet high deals*
Chunny: Wow how did you kick that door in?
Dan: With my god givin' superhuman strength and good looks
Chunny: Uh huh, or maybe the fact that this door was knocked of its hinges and replaced already to make it look like normal...
Dan: Nah, I like my way better
Chunny: Why would Doom knock his own door in?
Dan: He didn't! I did!
Doom: *from inside* NNNNnnnooooo!!!
Chunny: We will discuss this later! Lets go!
*Dan and Chun enter the castle and find Doom paralysed, standing there with his cape over his shoulder*
Dan: Freeze!
Chun: *check* He is dead, chipped to death.
Dan: Doh!
Chun: We are out of leads.
Dan: I don't get it, he was the cheapest, nobody should have been able to kill him
*a noise is heard over in a corner, Dan and Chun turn to see who it is*
Dan: Oh course! It makes perfect sense!
Chun: It cant be! It's...
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Eddy Gordo!
Eddy: Yo, you done found me out, now its time fo' you to die!
Dan: Why'd you do it Eddy!
Eddy: You said yo' self, when MvC came out, I wasn't the cheapest anymore, now I am again! *cuts on music* I'll prove it to you!
Dan: *tosses away his banana* This will be easy
Eddy: *Starts dancing and yelling "yayayayayayayay"*
Dan: *runs up but gets kicked in the head and falls away* Why you! *dashes in* Koryuken!
Eddy: *gets knocked back* Ow man that hurt!
Dan: Come on, Robert Downey Jr put up more of a fight than that!
Eddy: *Starts dancing again and kicks Dan 20 times!*
Dan: Ahh! You really are cheap!
Chun Li: *takes out Eddy's Tekken BGM CD*
Eddy: Oh no my tunes! I can't dance without them!
Chun Li: Don't worry, I got some tunes you will like *inserts "Ruby and the Pirates Greatest Hits*
Boombox: Im gonna take ya for a ride
Eddy: Nnno! I can't fight to this music!
Dan: Nether can we, but you will get used to it where your going, Hisshou!........
*later Chun Li watching Eddy get hauled away in a squad car, and its raining, like it always is in these types of deals*
Dan: Well he won't be cheaping anyone to death any time soon, *turning to Chun* I would like to thank you for your help in there.
Chun: Don't mention it, you fought bravely
Dan: Say, now that Pink won't let me date Ruby anymore, Im a free man
Chun Li: really?
*later still, in Dan's bed room*
Dan: YAHHOOI YAHHOI!
Chunny: Oh Ryu, Ryu!
Dan: What?
Chunny: I mean, Dan! Dan!
Chun Li: Detective Dan!
Dan: Yow! Phew you scared me! What is the crime?
Chun Li: Cable has been murdered!
Dan: Hmm, let me look at the body
Chun Li: He has been shot 110 times and looks like he has been burned spereatly 20 times.
Dan: Hmmm, hp, hp, hp, hp, hp, viper beam until death
Chun Li: How can you tell?
Dan: the burns multiplied by 5 equals 110
Chun Li: Wow, your really good!
Dan: There has to be clues somewhere
*Chun Li and Dan look around, then see the writting on the wall in blood
***ChEaP!!!**
Dan: Hmmmm, cheap what does it mean?
Chun Li: Dan! I just got word, there has been another murder!
*Dan and Chun Li arrive at Iceman's crib*
Dan: Hmmmmm
ChunLi: It looks like he had been running around his house, trying to get close to the perp.
Dan: Yeah
*Chun Li walks up to Iceman*
Chun Li: Dan look at this
Dan: What?
*Chunli points to the yellow writing on Iceman's chest*
"Keep away"
Dan: Hmmm, I think whoever is responsible for this is also responsible for Cable's death
The Following Day....
Chunny: This is the third death
*Dan is standing over Akuma's body*
Dan: Hmmm, he was electrocuted and then hit with many fireballs
Chunny: Yeah, and we have evidence of this happening in mid-air as well. Sounds like a scrub did this.
Dan: Hold on Cammy..
Chun Li: My names Chun Li
Dan: Oh sorry, wishful thinking. Anyway I don't think we are working with a scrub here, it doesn't make any sense.
Chun Li: I think we are, he even wrote scrub on the wall in blood
Dan: What? A ha! All of these have one thing in common.
Chun Li: Teah! They are all one of the seven deadly cheap characters!
Dan: Yes! That means the next victim should be...
*Dan and Chunny pale, then run out the door*
Dan: Wolvirine? Wolverine you home!?
Chun Li: This door has been broken....
*Dan and Chun Li walk into Wolvies home*
Dan: *bumps his head on the door jam* Oww! Accursed midget houses?
ChunLi: *pulls a gun* Shh!
Dan: *pulls a banana* Hmm, the chief still wont let me carry a gun
Chunny: Shhh!
Dan: *Runs into the kitchen*
*they see a bloodied pulp on the floor*
Chunny: What is that jam?
Dan: *bends down and touches it* No, its Mash, Mashed Wolverine.
Chunny: Look at this
Dan: What?
Chunny: Mashing is written on the wall, whoever the perp is he was just here and couldn't finish the word, and look at this. *she holds up a hair pick*
Dan: A hair pick? We better run tests on it, to the batcave!
*batman, the TV show music starts playing*
*later that night*
*Dan is at home in his highrise apartment preparing to go out*
Dan: *combing his hair in the mirror* All you ladies leave your man at home! The club is something something is full grown! And all you fellas leave your girl with your friends, cuz its 11:30 and the club is JUMPING JUMPING!
???: Help!
Dan: All you ladies leave your man at home! The club is something something is full grown! And all you fellas leave your girl with your friends, cuz its 11:30 and the club is JUMPING JUMPING!
???: Help!!!
Dan: Wassat?
Dan: *opens his window and see Gambit flying up from the street skyward*
Gambit: Hhhhheeeeelllllpppp! *flies past, leaving a trail of fliers behind him, Dan grabs one*
Dan: Hmmm, ''Glitches''
The Next Day, the Deaths Continue
(Dan is at the morguary with Chun)
Dan: But I don't get it, Throwing isn't cheap
Chun: But some consider it cheap, looks like if you are consider cheap anyway shape or how, this guy is gonna get you.
Dan: Hmmm, *looks at Zangief's stiff body*
Dan: Its a shame
Chun: He got taken from behind while he was watching porngraphy.
Dan: And you found the note saying ''Throwing'' on a post-it note on his Sex Doll.
Chunny: Yeah
Dan: *examines Exibite A* Hmm, a ''Tonya Tickles'' doll, a nice one too, good shape, only been used maybe 3 times.
Chun: ......
Dan: oh yes, well I got a hunch I want to follow up on
Chun: That is?
Dan: The only guy evil enough to do all this, Dr. Doom. Bring the car around Chun, Ill be examining this doll.
Chun: What makes you think its Doom
Dan: I think he has cheap-o envy, he is the cheapest character and wants to keep it that way.
*Dan and Chunny arrive at Dr Doom's castle*
Dan: OK Mr Doom! *draws his banana* Lets dance!
Chunny: Oh would you cut out the melo drama already?
Dan: *Kicks in Dooms door, one of those big 20 feet high deals*
Chunny: Wow how did you kick that door in?
Dan: With my god givin' superhuman strength and good looks
Chunny: Uh huh, or maybe the fact that this door was knocked of its hinges and replaced already to make it look like normal...
Dan: Nah, I like my way better
Chunny: Why would Doom knock his own door in?
Dan: He didn't! I did!
Doom: *from inside* NNNNnnnooooo!!!
Chunny: We will discuss this later! Lets go!
*Dan and Chun enter the castle and find Doom paralysed, standing there with his cape over his shoulder*
Dan: Freeze!
Chun: *check* He is dead, chipped to death.
Dan: Doh!
Chun: We are out of leads.
Dan: I don't get it, he was the cheapest, nobody should have been able to kill him
*a noise is heard over in a corner, Dan and Chun turn to see who it is*
Dan: Oh course! It makes perfect sense!
Chun: It cant be! It's...
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Eddy Gordo!
Eddy: Yo, you done found me out, now its time fo' you to die!
Dan: Why'd you do it Eddy!
Eddy: You said yo' self, when MvC came out, I wasn't the cheapest anymore, now I am again! *cuts on music* I'll prove it to you!
Dan: *tosses away his banana* This will be easy
Eddy: *Starts dancing and yelling "yayayayayayayay"*
Dan: *runs up but gets kicked in the head and falls away* Why you! *dashes in* Koryuken!
Eddy: *gets knocked back* Ow man that hurt!
Dan: Come on, Robert Downey Jr put up more of a fight than that!
Eddy: *Starts dancing again and kicks Dan 20 times!*
Dan: Ahh! You really are cheap!
Chun Li: *takes out Eddy's Tekken BGM CD*
Eddy: Oh no my tunes! I can't dance without them!
Chun Li: Don't worry, I got some tunes you will like *inserts "Ruby and the Pirates Greatest Hits*
Boombox: Im gonna take ya for a ride
Eddy: Nnno! I can't fight to this music!
Dan: Nether can we, but you will get used to it where your going, Hisshou!........
*later Chun Li watching Eddy get hauled away in a squad car, and its raining, like it always is in these types of deals*
Dan: Well he won't be cheaping anyone to death any time soon, *turning to Chun* I would like to thank you for your help in there.
Chun: Don't mention it, you fought bravely
Dan: Say, now that Pink won't let me date Ruby anymore, Im a free man
Chun Li: really?
*later still, in Dan's bed room*
Dan: YAHHOOI YAHHOI!
Chunny: Oh Ryu, Ryu!
Dan: What?
Chunny: I mean, Dan! Dan!