And so Dan and Chun Li moved in with each other, Dan eventually lost his job at the precinct, but as long as he dressed up and acted like Ryu, Chun Li didnt mind
Dan: The Fight..... is ALL
Chun Li: Oooh baby do me!!
*Some time later, on the way to a house party at Ken's House, Dan drives along the road as Chun Li doodles in a scetchbook*
On the long and lonesome highway, east of Omaha,
you can listen to the engine drumming out it one long song
you can think about the woman, the girl you knew the night before
But your thought will soon be wandering the way the always do
when your ridign 16 hours and theres nothing much to do
and you don't feel much like riding, you just wish the trip was through
Dan: Ow Ruby baby!
Chunny: What did you say! *thwap*
Dan: Oh sorry hehe
Chunny: *Looks at the map* We are nowhere near Ken's House
Dan: Well, we arn't lost!
Chunny: He lives in seattle, we are east of Omaha!
Dan: Well Here I am on the road again....
Chunny: look at this picture I drew of us starring in a play!
Dan: There I am, up on the stage
Chunny: Hey Dan, Im feeling kinda hot, why don't you put on that red headband I gave you and lets play pretend
Dan: Here I go, playing the star again, here I go
Turn the Page
Well you walk into a resteruant, strung out from the road
you can feel the eyes upon you as you shake of the cold
you pretend it doesn't bother you but you just want to explode
*Dan and Chunny walk in a diner*
Dan: Im not lost!
Chunny: We need some help!
*All the characters from Tekken are present and stare at the them*
Dan: *pretends it doesn't bothers him*
Chunny: We are trying to get to Ken Master's house for a party, and fast, Ryu will probly leave early and I want to try and get him drunk
*Everyone stares at Dan as he slowly edges away from Chunny*
Chunny: Hello! Anyone know?
Dan: Chunny, lets go now, I saw a Burger King, maybe they can help us
Sometimes you can hear them talk, others times you can't
King: Is that Dan, the guy that took down that Eddy?
Armored King: mrmrmmrmrmmrmrmmposermrhmrmhrh
all the same old cliches, is that a women or a man?
Dan: Sonson, what are you doing here?
And you always seem outnumbered, you don't dare make a stand
Dan: *gets kicked out of the diner* Here I am, on the road again
Chunny: Don't worry, look at my new picture, we are Romeo and Juliet
Dan: There I am, up on the stage..
Chunny: and here is a picture of you dressed like Ryu
Dan: Here I go, playing the star again, there I go
Turn the Page
Out there in the spot light
your a million miles away
every once of energy you try to give away
Later in the evening you lie awake in bed
As the sweat pours out your body like the music that you play
Dan: YAHHOOII! YAHOOI!
Chunny: Ryu! Ryu!
Dan: Chunny? Helllo! Its me Dan!
Chunny: Talk to me Ryu yeah! Oh baby!
Later in the evening you lie awake in bed
as the echos from the amplifier ringing in ya head
you smoke the days last cigarrette, remembering what ya said
Dan: *driving again* Here I am, on the road aga *VROOM* what the?
*A Cop drives by on a motorcycle*
Dan: Hmm, wonder where the fire is....
Chunny: *waking up* Hmm? what? look at this picture of me, Ryu, and you.
Dan: *Looks* Where am I?
Chunny: Your the one locked out of the room right here
Dan: oh *drives by motorcycle*
Dan: Thats funny....
Chunny: Dan look out!
Dan: *sees a girl standing in the middle of the road* Ahhhhh! *screams like a girl and swerves*
Dan: *wakes up in a cafe*
Cybil: How do you feel?
Dan:................Like Ive been Run over by a truck, but Im ok
Cybil:.................Glad to hear it
Dan:..................Tell me, have you seen a chubby girl? just turned 38 last month? big, thick, sexy thighs
Cybil:..............Sorry
Dan:*gets up*
Cybil: Hold it where do you think your going?
Dan: Chunny, I have to find her, she is the only girl I know that will lay me besides Ruby, and we broke up.
Cybil: Its dangerous out there, have you got a gun?
Dan: Umm, no
Cybil: Oh, ok, well later.
Dan: Arn't you going to give me your gun?
Cybil: No
Dan: But you need to look out for the innocents! Your a cop!
Cybil:Im a cop from the next town over, so this is out of my jurisdiction
*Dan leaves anyway, and walks down an alley*
Dan: Chunny! Chunny! Chun Li! *He spies some paper in the corner*
Dan: Isn't this Chunny's sketch book? This picture is of her and Ryu, its the first picture she drew in it after I gave it to her for her 35th birthday. Hmm, she is at the school.
*The world gets dark and rusty*
Dan: Uh oh! WHat the hell? *pulls out his Glow-worm flashlight*
*Noises are off in the distance*
Dan: Eeek! *he runs deeper into the alley until he reaches a dead end, the noises getting closer and closer until its origin comes into the flashlight beam
Dan: Oh no! Its, horrible! Discusting! Its....
Sailor Mini-Moon: Rar!
Dan: OH MY GOD!! NNNnnnnnooooooo!!!!!
Dan: *grabs a nearby wheel chair and bashes Sailor Mini-moons head in*
Dan: Phew!
*An old lady and Chunny appear*
Old Lady: I didn't know the tailisman of metramonoicon was being used!
Dan: What?
Old Lady: She is half the soul! I will be the mother of god!!
*Cybil runs up*
Cybil: Freeze!
Old Lady: Chunny doesn't exist anymore
Dan: What!?
Old Lady: She is right in front of you!
Dan: Pfft, whatever *bashes Old Lady's skull in with the wheel chair and exits with Chunny*
Chun: That was awful anticlimatic don't you think?
Dan: Shut up and lets go.
Dan: The Fight..... is ALL
Chun Li: Oooh baby do me!!
*Some time later, on the way to a house party at Ken's House, Dan drives along the road as Chun Li doodles in a scetchbook*
On the long and lonesome highway, east of Omaha,
you can listen to the engine drumming out it one long song
you can think about the woman, the girl you knew the night before
But your thought will soon be wandering the way the always do
when your ridign 16 hours and theres nothing much to do
and you don't feel much like riding, you just wish the trip was through
Dan: Ow Ruby baby!
Chunny: What did you say! *thwap*
Dan: Oh sorry hehe
Chunny: *Looks at the map* We are nowhere near Ken's House
Dan: Well, we arn't lost!
Chunny: He lives in seattle, we are east of Omaha!
Dan: Well Here I am on the road again....
Chunny: look at this picture I drew of us starring in a play!
Dan: There I am, up on the stage
Chunny: Hey Dan, Im feeling kinda hot, why don't you put on that red headband I gave you and lets play pretend
Dan: Here I go, playing the star again, here I go
Turn the Page
Well you walk into a resteruant, strung out from the road
you can feel the eyes upon you as you shake of the cold
you pretend it doesn't bother you but you just want to explode
*Dan and Chunny walk in a diner*
Dan: Im not lost!
Chunny: We need some help!
*All the characters from Tekken are present and stare at the them*
Dan: *pretends it doesn't bothers him*
Chunny: We are trying to get to Ken Master's house for a party, and fast, Ryu will probly leave early and I want to try and get him drunk
*Everyone stares at Dan as he slowly edges away from Chunny*
Chunny: Hello! Anyone know?
Dan: Chunny, lets go now, I saw a Burger King, maybe they can help us
Sometimes you can hear them talk, others times you can't
King: Is that Dan, the guy that took down that Eddy?
Armored King: mrmrmmrmrmmrmrmmposermrhmrmhrh
all the same old cliches, is that a women or a man?
Dan: Sonson, what are you doing here?
And you always seem outnumbered, you don't dare make a stand
Dan: *gets kicked out of the diner* Here I am, on the road again
Chunny: Don't worry, look at my new picture, we are Romeo and Juliet
Dan: There I am, up on the stage..
Chunny: and here is a picture of you dressed like Ryu
Dan: Here I go, playing the star again, there I go
Turn the Page
Out there in the spot light
your a million miles away
every once of energy you try to give away
Later in the evening you lie awake in bed
As the sweat pours out your body like the music that you play
Dan: YAHHOOII! YAHOOI!
Chunny: Ryu! Ryu!
Dan: Chunny? Helllo! Its me Dan!
Chunny: Talk to me Ryu yeah! Oh baby!
Later in the evening you lie awake in bed
as the echos from the amplifier ringing in ya head
you smoke the days last cigarrette, remembering what ya said
Dan: *driving again* Here I am, on the road aga *VROOM* what the?
*A Cop drives by on a motorcycle*
Dan: Hmm, wonder where the fire is....
Chunny: *waking up* Hmm? what? look at this picture of me, Ryu, and you.
Dan: *Looks* Where am I?
Chunny: Your the one locked out of the room right here
Dan: oh *drives by motorcycle*
Dan: Thats funny....
Chunny: Dan look out!
Dan: *sees a girl standing in the middle of the road* Ahhhhh! *screams like a girl and swerves*
Dan: *wakes up in a cafe*
Cybil: How do you feel?
Dan:................Like Ive been Run over by a truck, but Im ok
Cybil:.................Glad to hear it
Dan:..................Tell me, have you seen a chubby girl? just turned 38 last month? big, thick, sexy thighs
Cybil:..............Sorry
Dan:*gets up*
Cybil: Hold it where do you think your going?
Dan: Chunny, I have to find her, she is the only girl I know that will lay me besides Ruby, and we broke up.
Cybil: Its dangerous out there, have you got a gun?
Dan: Umm, no
Cybil: Oh, ok, well later.
Dan: Arn't you going to give me your gun?
Cybil: No
Dan: But you need to look out for the innocents! Your a cop!
Cybil:Im a cop from the next town over, so this is out of my jurisdiction
*Dan leaves anyway, and walks down an alley*
Dan: Chunny! Chunny! Chun Li! *He spies some paper in the corner*
Dan: Isn't this Chunny's sketch book? This picture is of her and Ryu, its the first picture she drew in it after I gave it to her for her 35th birthday. Hmm, she is at the school.
*The world gets dark and rusty*
Dan: Uh oh! WHat the hell? *pulls out his Glow-worm flashlight*
*Noises are off in the distance*
Dan: Eeek! *he runs deeper into the alley until he reaches a dead end, the noises getting closer and closer until its origin comes into the flashlight beam
Dan: Oh no! Its, horrible! Discusting! Its....
Sailor Mini-Moon: Rar!
Dan: OH MY GOD!! NNNnnnnnooooooo!!!!!
Dan: *grabs a nearby wheel chair and bashes Sailor Mini-moons head in*
Dan: Phew!
*An old lady and Chunny appear*
Old Lady: I didn't know the tailisman of metramonoicon was being used!
Dan: What?
Old Lady: She is half the soul! I will be the mother of god!!
*Cybil runs up*
Cybil: Freeze!
Old Lady: Chunny doesn't exist anymore
Dan: What!?
Old Lady: She is right in front of you!
Dan: Pfft, whatever *bashes Old Lady's skull in with the wheel chair and exits with Chunny*
Chun: That was awful anticlimatic don't you think?
Dan: Shut up and lets go.