The scene is a Ski Resort......
Yo listen up, here's there story
about a little guy that lives in a blue world
and all day and all night everything he sees
is just blue like him
inside and outside
Blue is his house, with a blue little window
and a blue corvette, and everything is blue for him
and hisself and everybody around, cuz he ain't got nobody to listen.....
Megaman: Im Blue, I will ski, I will die!
*start skiing*
Megaman: Im Blue, I will ski, I will die!
Megaman: Im Blue, I will ski, I will die!
*he hits a tree and gets smushed into a blue goo*
*Roll begins to cry and goes to a party at Dan and Chunny's House....*
*at Dan's Party*
Dan: Yo let me bust the funky lyrics!
Dan: Fresh new kicks! And Pants! You gotta like that now ya know ya wanna dance!
Dan: So move, Outta your seat! Get a fly girl and catch this beat while its rollin!
Dan: Pump a little bit and let her know its going on like that, like THAT! Hold her dimensions and lettem know! That your to much and this is a beat that, U cant touch!
Dan: Yo, I told ya, U can't touch this
Dan: What ya standing there for? U can't touch this
*Roll walks in the party and up to Dhalsim*
Roll: Your gonna die Dhalsim! *pees on the floor*
Dan: My Fake Leopard skin Rug!
Chun Li: Oh no Roll! Come on up to bed, you don't mean that! Dan, put her to bed.
Dan: *grabs Roll* Off to bed!
*Dan tosses her on the bed*
Roll: You suck Dan! You will never be a real contender.
Dan: Oh, like your perfect.
Roll: I am Lucifer! *spits Green gook at Dan*
Dan: DaaahH! Yuck!
*The bed begins to shake*
Roll: Dan help me! Ahhhh!
Dan: Roll! *jumps on the bed and grabs her*
Dan: YAHHOOOII! Ride those demons!
Roll: Ahhhh!!!
*Chun Li runs in*
Chunny: Oh my god! *jumps on the bed*
Dan: Kinda like our honeymoon huh?
*At the Doctor's Office*
Chun Li: Whats wrong with her doctor?
Dr Doom: She is crazy!
Chun Li: She said she was lucifer!
Dr Doom: My point stands
Chun Li: But she was being thrown around
Dr Doom: Muscle spasms
Chun Li: The bed was shaking! Like crazy!
Dan: Yeah, and we didn't even put a quarter in!
Dr Doom: Well, there is one thing we can do, an excorcisim.
Chun Li: How do we do that?
Dr Doom: Get a Rabbi or Priest to do it?
Chun Li: Great, Dan can do it then
Dan: WHAT!?
Chun Li: Your jewish right?
Dan: No
Chun Li: But your circumsized, Mr Big Boy
Dan: Shush Chunny! Ok I will do the excorism tonight.
*Dan is dressed in a rabbi outfit, widebrimmed black hat with 2 brown curls on the sides of his face*
Dan: *walks in the room*
Roll: Your soul will swim in urine as your body is burned and eaten medium rare!
Dan: *walks out of the room*
Chunny: Is she better?
Dan: Uhhh, yeah!
*A pantagram is etched into the door behind Dan by unseen hands*
Chunny: Get back in there!
Dan: *gets pushed back in the room*
Roll: I will feast on your organs and call your mother and tell her how they taste!
Dan: What you say about my momma?
Roll: *Latches on to his kneecap with her teeth*
Dan: *screams like a girl* Get off!
Dan: *Knees the bed, trying to knock her off*
Roll: *hits the ground*
Dan: *Football punts her across the room* Raksho!
Roll: *Floats up in the air* Your face is like a pizza, cheesy, and loaded with toppings.
Dan: Get outta Roll dog dangit!
Roll: No! She is mine!
Dan: Get out of her!
Roll: No!
Dan: Yes!
Roll: No!
Dan: Yes!
Roll: No!
Dan: Yes!
Roll: No!
Dan: Yes!
Roll: I refuse!
Dan: The power of Christ commands you!
Roll: Ha!
Dan: The power of Christ commands you!
Roll: You will have to do better than that!
Dan: The power of Christ commands you! *Hits her with a baseball bat*
Roll: Dink! *Flies up against the wall*
Dan: The power of Christ commands you! *hits her in the ribs with bat*
Roll: Noo! You have won!
Dan: Really?
Roll: No! *grabs his manhood*
Dan: Jesus!
Roll: *twists*
Dan: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!! *hit her in the head with the bat*
Roll: Me suit! *does Raging Demon towards Dan*
Dan: *smacks her with the bat, knocking her across the floor*
Roll: You will not beable to Exercise me, boy!
Dan: Exercise, thats it!
Dan: *cuts on Richard Simmons tape*
Richard: Ok lets get in shape! flex those butt muscles, let me see it!
Roll: NNNNNnnnnnnnnooooooOOOOO!
Roll: *head spins while she spits green goo*
Dan: Eww!
Roll: Cut it off please!
Dan: No! Hahaha! *looks at screen*
Richard: Come on, lets Dance those Calories off!
Dan: EEEEWWWWW!! Ahh! *cuts it off* Phew
Roll: *jumps in Dan's hair*
Dan: Ahhh! That little tart is in my hair! She is in my hair!
Roll: *crawls around Dan's hair*
Dan: *runs around the house screaming like a girl*
Chunny: Whats wrong?
Dan: She's in my hair! She's in my hair!
Chunny: Quick in here! *sticks Dan's head under a water faucet*
Roll: Bah! *falls out* You mother fucker I gonna fuck your virgin ass!
Chunny: You will what!? *shoves soap in Roll's mouth*
Roll: NNNNNooooooOOOOOO!!! mmmphh
Dan: Yeah eat it! Hahah!
Chunny: I don't care if your a demon or not, you WILL behave in my house!
Roll: Ick, Poo! I will feast on the worms that will crawl through your belly!
Dan: KNock it off!
Roll: Arn't you scared!
Chun and Dan: NO!
Roll: aww, your no fun *collapses*
*days later*
Roll: Thanks Dan, your my hero, you saved my soul, if there is anything I can do for you, ANYTHING at all, ANYTHING, just name it ok *walks off*
Dan: Haha, that littl girl is growing into a little ho
Chunny: Yeah, oh well, come on lets get it on!
Dan: YAHHOOI!
Yo listen up, here's there story
about a little guy that lives in a blue world
and all day and all night everything he sees
is just blue like him
inside and outside
Blue is his house, with a blue little window
and a blue corvette, and everything is blue for him
and hisself and everybody around, cuz he ain't got nobody to listen.....
Megaman: Im Blue, I will ski, I will die!
*start skiing*
Megaman: Im Blue, I will ski, I will die!
Megaman: Im Blue, I will ski, I will die!
*he hits a tree and gets smushed into a blue goo*
*Roll begins to cry and goes to a party at Dan and Chunny's House....*
*at Dan's Party*
Dan: Yo let me bust the funky lyrics!
Dan: Fresh new kicks! And Pants! You gotta like that now ya know ya wanna dance!
Dan: So move, Outta your seat! Get a fly girl and catch this beat while its rollin!
Dan: Pump a little bit and let her know its going on like that, like THAT! Hold her dimensions and lettem know! That your to much and this is a beat that, U cant touch!
Dan: Yo, I told ya, U can't touch this
Dan: What ya standing there for? U can't touch this
*Roll walks in the party and up to Dhalsim*
Roll: Your gonna die Dhalsim! *pees on the floor*
Dan: My Fake Leopard skin Rug!
Chun Li: Oh no Roll! Come on up to bed, you don't mean that! Dan, put her to bed.
Dan: *grabs Roll* Off to bed!
*Dan tosses her on the bed*
Roll: You suck Dan! You will never be a real contender.
Dan: Oh, like your perfect.
Roll: I am Lucifer! *spits Green gook at Dan*
Dan: DaaahH! Yuck!
*The bed begins to shake*
Roll: Dan help me! Ahhhh!
Dan: Roll! *jumps on the bed and grabs her*
Dan: YAHHOOOII! Ride those demons!
Roll: Ahhhh!!!
*Chun Li runs in*
Chunny: Oh my god! *jumps on the bed*
Dan: Kinda like our honeymoon huh?
*At the Doctor's Office*
Chun Li: Whats wrong with her doctor?
Dr Doom: She is crazy!
Chun Li: She said she was lucifer!
Dr Doom: My point stands
Chun Li: But she was being thrown around
Dr Doom: Muscle spasms
Chun Li: The bed was shaking! Like crazy!
Dan: Yeah, and we didn't even put a quarter in!
Dr Doom: Well, there is one thing we can do, an excorcisim.
Chun Li: How do we do that?
Dr Doom: Get a Rabbi or Priest to do it?
Chun Li: Great, Dan can do it then
Dan: WHAT!?
Chun Li: Your jewish right?
Dan: No
Chun Li: But your circumsized, Mr Big Boy
Dan: Shush Chunny! Ok I will do the excorism tonight.
*Dan is dressed in a rabbi outfit, widebrimmed black hat with 2 brown curls on the sides of his face*
Dan: *walks in the room*
Roll: Your soul will swim in urine as your body is burned and eaten medium rare!
Dan: *walks out of the room*
Chunny: Is she better?
Dan: Uhhh, yeah!
*A pantagram is etched into the door behind Dan by unseen hands*
Chunny: Get back in there!
Dan: *gets pushed back in the room*
Roll: I will feast on your organs and call your mother and tell her how they taste!
Dan: What you say about my momma?
Roll: *Latches on to his kneecap with her teeth*
Dan: *screams like a girl* Get off!
Dan: *Knees the bed, trying to knock her off*
Roll: *hits the ground*
Dan: *Football punts her across the room* Raksho!
Roll: *Floats up in the air* Your face is like a pizza, cheesy, and loaded with toppings.
Dan: Get outta Roll dog dangit!
Roll: No! She is mine!
Dan: Get out of her!
Roll: No!
Dan: Yes!
Roll: No!
Dan: Yes!
Roll: No!
Dan: Yes!
Roll: No!
Dan: Yes!
Roll: I refuse!
Dan: The power of Christ commands you!
Roll: Ha!
Dan: The power of Christ commands you!
Roll: You will have to do better than that!
Dan: The power of Christ commands you! *Hits her with a baseball bat*
Roll: Dink! *Flies up against the wall*
Dan: The power of Christ commands you! *hits her in the ribs with bat*
Roll: Noo! You have won!
Dan: Really?
Roll: No! *grabs his manhood*
Dan: Jesus!
Roll: *twists*
Dan: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!! *hit her in the head with the bat*
Roll: Me suit! *does Raging Demon towards Dan*
Dan: *smacks her with the bat, knocking her across the floor*
Roll: You will not beable to Exercise me, boy!
Dan: Exercise, thats it!
Dan: *cuts on Richard Simmons tape*
Richard: Ok lets get in shape! flex those butt muscles, let me see it!
Roll: NNNNNnnnnnnnnooooooOOOOO!
Roll: *head spins while she spits green goo*
Dan: Eww!
Roll: Cut it off please!
Dan: No! Hahaha! *looks at screen*
Richard: Come on, lets Dance those Calories off!
Dan: EEEEWWWWW!! Ahh! *cuts it off* Phew
Roll: *jumps in Dan's hair*
Dan: Ahhh! That little tart is in my hair! She is in my hair!
Roll: *crawls around Dan's hair*
Dan: *runs around the house screaming like a girl*
Chunny: Whats wrong?
Dan: She's in my hair! She's in my hair!
Chunny: Quick in here! *sticks Dan's head under a water faucet*
Roll: Bah! *falls out* You mother fucker I gonna fuck your virgin ass!
Chunny: You will what!? *shoves soap in Roll's mouth*
Roll: NNNNNooooooOOOOOO!!! mmmphh
Dan: Yeah eat it! Hahah!
Chunny: I don't care if your a demon or not, you WILL behave in my house!
Roll: Ick, Poo! I will feast on the worms that will crawl through your belly!
Dan: KNock it off!
Roll: Arn't you scared!
Chun and Dan: NO!
Roll: aww, your no fun *collapses*
*days later*
Roll: Thanks Dan, your my hero, you saved my soul, if there is anything I can do for you, ANYTHING at all, ANYTHING, just name it ok *walks off*
Dan: Haha, that littl girl is growing into a little ho
Chunny: Yeah, oh well, come on lets get it on!
Dan: YAHHOOI!