Dan's Betrayal (its the unlucky 13th chapter)
7:30 - Dan Hibiki's Apartment building, hallway
Ken: Capcom vs SNK Here we come! We are gonna kick some rip-off ass!
Ryu: We better hurry, the sign up is over at 9.
Chunny: You think we have enough time to pull over so I can break some off? *wink*
Ryu: No, we need to hurry!
Chunny: *looks to Ken*
Ken: Hey Im married! Don't even think about it!
Ryu: Don't you feel the least bit guilty about what we did to Dan?
Chunny: Nope, I don't want to hang around that loser anymore.
Ken: But arnt you the mother of his child?
Chunny: WHAT! Who told you that?
Ken: Dan did, last night.
Chunny: *evil villin laughter* Hahaaha, I don't think he was very creditable last night, hahaha! Dont you agree baby? *clings onto Ryu*
Ryu: Uh, whatever, Ken, go pull your car around.
*Dan stirs, he is laying on the floor of his apartment, he lifts his head up, a courd of saliva attaching his mouth to the puddle on the hard wood floor*
Dan: *yawn, blinks, feels around next to him*
Dan: Hey where did Chun go? Huh? *splashes into a puddle that isn't drool* She was here just a minute ago.... its still warm!
Dan: Wait a minute! Today is the sign up day!
Dan: *gets up and notices a note on the door*
Note: Dear Dan, sorry, but I, Chun Li, am leaving you to join Ryu at the Capcom vs SNK tourney. I know we planned on going together, but we cant anymore because I drugged you with enough LSD to keep knocked out for days. By the time you read this, the deadline will be over
Dan: *reads with a puzzled look, trying to make heads or tails out of the swirling scribbles*
Dan: What kinda 3 year old did this? *hears car doors close, and looks out the window*
Dan: Uh oh, they are leaving me!
7:35 Street in front of Dan's apartment house
Ryu: Ok Ken, hit it!
Ken: *begins to drive off*
*Suddenly, there is a giant boom and the car roof dents in*
????: Saikyo!
Chunny: It cant be!
Ken: What did you drug him with?
Chunny: Enough LSD to knock out a horse!
Ryu: LSD isn't a knockout drug you moron!
Chunny: Im sorry, Im not a crack head like you!
Ken: Shh!! Whats that?
Ryu, Ken, and Chun: *look out left side as Dan peeks from the roof on the right*
Ryu: I don't see him....
Dan: *punches through window and grab's Ryu's head band*
Dan: SNAKE!! ITTSA SNAKE!!
Ryu: AhhH! Floor it!
Ken: *floors it*
Dan: Illgetitillgetthesnakelemmegetitillgetitholdstillgetit
ChunLi: *smacks Dan's arms with her spiked Bondage Cuffs*
Dan: *hisses and falls*
Ryu: Phew, thanks Chun Li! That was close!
THUMP
Ken: What was that I ran over?
Chunny: Dan, back up and hit him again
Ken: *Backs up and runs over Dan, then floors it and runs over him again*
8:15
Ryu, Ken, And Chun: Koombyya, my lord, Koombye yaaa!
THUMP
Ryu: Wassat?
Ken: Must have hit a pot hole or something
THUMP
Chunny: Thats no pot hole....
*A bloody hand reaches the back glass*
Chunny: Thats....
*DAN pulls himself up, his gi torn and bloodied, a tire track across his chest*
Dan: Let me In! The Weasels will eat me!
Ryu: My god Chun how much did you give him!!!!
Dan: *Punches in back glass*
ChunLi: NNNOOO! I finaly get away from you and Im keeping it that way! *kicks Dan's hand*
Dan: Ow!
ChunLi: *Kicks Dan's Hand*
Dan: Ow!
ChunLi: *Kicks Dan's Hand
Dan: Ow!
ChunLi: *Kicks Dan's Hand
Dan: Ow!
ChunLi: *Kicks Dan's Hand
Dan: Ow! *falls off*
Dan: Chun Li, why, I, I loved you! Your hair, your eyes, I love your spikey cuffs, your melting face, *shakes head*
Dan: I have been betrayed!
????: Don't give up hope yet!
Dan: What? *looks to the skies* Oh no!! A talking Cow!
Ruby: Look again, my tripping love.
Dan: Ruby Heart! But, I thought we cant see each other anymore, Pink said...
Ruby: I killed Pink. Now get on my airship, we can still meet that deadline
*moments later, on the airship*
Ruby: Help me, the ship needs both of us to operate because we are short hands.
Dan: Okay!
Ruby: Unless you want to *cuts eyes to the captians quarters* First
Dan: Umm, ummm *does a impatient little dance while trying to figure out what to do* Lets ask your parrot!
Dan: What does Ruby want me to do Parrot?
Ruby: *doesn't have a parrot*
Dan: Ok, but we got to make it quick *grabs Ruby and runs off to the room*
Ruby: Thats your specialty
8:33 *Dan emerges from the room*
Ruby: You aint done yet!
8:50 *male screams for help can be heard*
9:10 *now there are screams about a giant crab attacking*
9:25 *an audible thump can be heard, as if a rack of meat was just dropped unto the ground
9:50 *a man was seen crawling out, but was dragged back in by his finger nails*
10:10 *the Speed Racer theme song was heard from inside*
10:30 CvS Signup
Dan: *parachutes in* Did I make it?
Terry: Nope, sorry dude.
Dan: Doh! *sees blanka signed up*
Dan: Jimmy! Jimmy! Its up to you to represent Saikyo Ryu now, make me proud!
Blanka: uwaaoo!!
ChunLi: hahaha! Look at Dan!
Dan: *looks over, sees Chun Li standing on a pedestal humping Ryu's leg*
ChunLi: How does it feel to have me leave you for this better hunk of love here?
Dan: Well, First I was afraid, I was petrified, keep thinking I could never live without you by my side
Dan: But then I spent so many hours thinking how you did me wrong, and I grew strong, and I learned how to get along!
*RMika, Karin, and Blue Mary begin dancing back up*
Dan: I see your back, from outer space, I just flew in here to see that look upon your face.
Dan: You shoulda changed your stincky drawers, you shoulda burned them poloroids, they will be back to bother thee
Dan: So, I, I will survive!
Mika, Karin, Mary: He will survive!
Dan: I will survive, as long as I know how to load clothes and work the microwave! Oh I, I will survive!
*Ruby breaks out the spot lights from her air ship*
Dan: Ive got all my life to live, Ive got all my love to give, so Ill Survive, oh yeah Ill survive!
*Andy Bogard and Joe Higashi do the robot*
All: We, we will survive! As long as we have fans, as long as we are in the plot, oh yeah, we, we will survive!
Terry: *whispering to Ken* Sounds more like complaining to me,
Ken: Yeah
Dan: *sigh* Oh well, at least I still got Ruby...
Ruby: Dont worry hun, I dont mind if your not in the game
Joe: So, you got the shaft too huh?
Dan: Yeah, who are you?
Joe: Joe Higashi, former top tier. I was the Video Game Hero's sidekick for crying out load! Now Im nothing, without this tournament I'll be broke!
Capcom Exec: Wait!! Dan Hibiki, Joe Higashi, we are sorry you couldnt make it to the sign up, but we need some people to do cameos in the ending, how about it? We will give ya 200 dollars!
Dan: Sounds good
Joe: Sure....
7:30 - Dan Hibiki's Apartment building, hallway
Ken: Capcom vs SNK Here we come! We are gonna kick some rip-off ass!
Ryu: We better hurry, the sign up is over at 9.
Chunny: You think we have enough time to pull over so I can break some off? *wink*
Ryu: No, we need to hurry!
Chunny: *looks to Ken*
Ken: Hey Im married! Don't even think about it!
Ryu: Don't you feel the least bit guilty about what we did to Dan?
Chunny: Nope, I don't want to hang around that loser anymore.
Ken: But arnt you the mother of his child?
Chunny: WHAT! Who told you that?
Ken: Dan did, last night.
Chunny: *evil villin laughter* Hahaaha, I don't think he was very creditable last night, hahaha! Dont you agree baby? *clings onto Ryu*
Ryu: Uh, whatever, Ken, go pull your car around.
*Dan stirs, he is laying on the floor of his apartment, he lifts his head up, a courd of saliva attaching his mouth to the puddle on the hard wood floor*
Dan: *yawn, blinks, feels around next to him*
Dan: Hey where did Chun go? Huh? *splashes into a puddle that isn't drool* She was here just a minute ago.... its still warm!
Dan: Wait a minute! Today is the sign up day!
Dan: *gets up and notices a note on the door*
Note: Dear Dan, sorry, but I, Chun Li, am leaving you to join Ryu at the Capcom vs SNK tourney. I know we planned on going together, but we cant anymore because I drugged you with enough LSD to keep knocked out for days. By the time you read this, the deadline will be over
Dan: *reads with a puzzled look, trying to make heads or tails out of the swirling scribbles*
Dan: What kinda 3 year old did this? *hears car doors close, and looks out the window*
Dan: Uh oh, they are leaving me!
7:35 Street in front of Dan's apartment house
Ryu: Ok Ken, hit it!
Ken: *begins to drive off*
*Suddenly, there is a giant boom and the car roof dents in*
????: Saikyo!
Chunny: It cant be!
Ken: What did you drug him with?
Chunny: Enough LSD to knock out a horse!
Ryu: LSD isn't a knockout drug you moron!
Chunny: Im sorry, Im not a crack head like you!
Ken: Shh!! Whats that?
Ryu, Ken, and Chun: *look out left side as Dan peeks from the roof on the right*
Ryu: I don't see him....
Dan: *punches through window and grab's Ryu's head band*
Dan: SNAKE!! ITTSA SNAKE!!
Ryu: AhhH! Floor it!
Ken: *floors it*
Dan: Illgetitillgetthesnakelemmegetitillgetitholdstillgetit
ChunLi: *smacks Dan's arms with her spiked Bondage Cuffs*
Dan: *hisses and falls*
Ryu: Phew, thanks Chun Li! That was close!
THUMP
Ken: What was that I ran over?
Chunny: Dan, back up and hit him again
Ken: *Backs up and runs over Dan, then floors it and runs over him again*
8:15
Ryu, Ken, And Chun: Koombyya, my lord, Koombye yaaa!
THUMP
Ryu: Wassat?
Ken: Must have hit a pot hole or something
THUMP
Chunny: Thats no pot hole....
*A bloody hand reaches the back glass*
Chunny: Thats....
*DAN pulls himself up, his gi torn and bloodied, a tire track across his chest*
Dan: Let me In! The Weasels will eat me!
Ryu: My god Chun how much did you give him!!!!
Dan: *Punches in back glass*
ChunLi: NNNOOO! I finaly get away from you and Im keeping it that way! *kicks Dan's hand*
Dan: Ow!
ChunLi: *Kicks Dan's Hand*
Dan: Ow!
ChunLi: *Kicks Dan's Hand
Dan: Ow!
ChunLi: *Kicks Dan's Hand
Dan: Ow!
ChunLi: *Kicks Dan's Hand
Dan: Ow! *falls off*
Dan: Chun Li, why, I, I loved you! Your hair, your eyes, I love your spikey cuffs, your melting face, *shakes head*
Dan: I have been betrayed!
????: Don't give up hope yet!
Dan: What? *looks to the skies* Oh no!! A talking Cow!
Ruby: Look again, my tripping love.
Dan: Ruby Heart! But, I thought we cant see each other anymore, Pink said...
Ruby: I killed Pink. Now get on my airship, we can still meet that deadline
*moments later, on the airship*
Ruby: Help me, the ship needs both of us to operate because we are short hands.
Dan: Okay!
Ruby: Unless you want to *cuts eyes to the captians quarters* First
Dan: Umm, ummm *does a impatient little dance while trying to figure out what to do* Lets ask your parrot!
Dan: What does Ruby want me to do Parrot?
Ruby: *doesn't have a parrot*
Dan: Ok, but we got to make it quick *grabs Ruby and runs off to the room*
Ruby: Thats your specialty
8:33 *Dan emerges from the room*
Ruby: You aint done yet!
8:50 *male screams for help can be heard*
9:10 *now there are screams about a giant crab attacking*
9:25 *an audible thump can be heard, as if a rack of meat was just dropped unto the ground
9:50 *a man was seen crawling out, but was dragged back in by his finger nails*
10:10 *the Speed Racer theme song was heard from inside*
10:30 CvS Signup
Dan: *parachutes in* Did I make it?
Terry: Nope, sorry dude.
Dan: Doh! *sees blanka signed up*
Dan: Jimmy! Jimmy! Its up to you to represent Saikyo Ryu now, make me proud!
Blanka: uwaaoo!!
ChunLi: hahaha! Look at Dan!
Dan: *looks over, sees Chun Li standing on a pedestal humping Ryu's leg*
ChunLi: How does it feel to have me leave you for this better hunk of love here?
Dan: Well, First I was afraid, I was petrified, keep thinking I could never live without you by my side
Dan: But then I spent so many hours thinking how you did me wrong, and I grew strong, and I learned how to get along!
*RMika, Karin, and Blue Mary begin dancing back up*
Dan: I see your back, from outer space, I just flew in here to see that look upon your face.
Dan: You shoulda changed your stincky drawers, you shoulda burned them poloroids, they will be back to bother thee
Dan: So, I, I will survive!
Mika, Karin, Mary: He will survive!
Dan: I will survive, as long as I know how to load clothes and work the microwave! Oh I, I will survive!
*Ruby breaks out the spot lights from her air ship*
Dan: Ive got all my life to live, Ive got all my love to give, so Ill Survive, oh yeah Ill survive!
*Andy Bogard and Joe Higashi do the robot*
All: We, we will survive! As long as we have fans, as long as we are in the plot, oh yeah, we, we will survive!
Terry: *whispering to Ken* Sounds more like complaining to me,
Ken: Yeah
Dan: *sigh* Oh well, at least I still got Ruby...
Ruby: Dont worry hun, I dont mind if your not in the game
Joe: So, you got the shaft too huh?
Dan: Yeah, who are you?
Joe: Joe Higashi, former top tier. I was the Video Game Hero's sidekick for crying out load! Now Im nothing, without this tournament I'll be broke!
Capcom Exec: Wait!! Dan Hibiki, Joe Higashi, we are sorry you couldnt make it to the sign up, but we need some people to do cameos in the ending, how about it? We will give ya 200 dollars!
Dan: Sounds good
Joe: Sure....