Joe: Hey Dan I can't pay my rent and I have no money
Dan: You dont? Well move in with me and Ruby!
Joe: Ok!
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*Dan opens the door to his apartment and waves at you!* Yes you!*
Dan: Come and knock on our Door!
Ruby: Come and knock on your Door!
Joe: We've been waiting for you!
Ruby: We've been waiting for you!
Dan: Where the kisses are his
Joe and Ruby: and his, and hers!
Dan: Three is company too!
Joe: Come and dance on our floor!
Joe: *does the cabbage patch
Ruby: COme and dance on our floor!
Dan: *slides in* Take a step that is new!
Ruby: Take a step that is new!
Dan: We've got a space that needs your face
Joe: *moons you, yes you*
Ruby: Three is company too!
Dan: You'll see that
Dan and Ruby: life is a ball again, laughter is calling for you!
Joe: Cora om de vu!
Dan: *gives Joe a funny look*
Ruby: Three is company too!
Dan: YAHOOI!
Dan: Hey Joe, Im broke!
Joe: Get a job you moron.
Dan: But, how?
Joe: Try the paper
Dan: Good idea!
Paper Manager: Ok Mr Hibiki, here is your bike, good luck!
Dan: Yahooi! Hey Joe I got a new job!
Joe: oi, I meant check the paper for jobs you shmuck!
Dan: *isn't listening, for his is wildy giggling while riding a wheelie*
Joe: *putting on Food Lion cap* Well, I'll Catch you later Dan, be careful!
Dan: Be careful how hard can it be?
*Dan goes how to sort out the paper*
Dan: Hmm, this stuff is heavy, and is too boring for people to read anyway. Ill just deliver my Patented Premium Signs instead, right Ruby?
Ruby: *passed out on the bed with a jug marked XXX in her weak grasp* MMMmmhhhhmmpphhh, sssaarrttt, daaaa, mmmmclotheshanger, ddaakrh, plah.
Dan: Yay!
*Dan peddles down the road, flinging premium signs at peoples doorstep*
Dan: Do be do, *fling* la la la la, *fling* do be doooo! *fling, crash* oops.
Skatebourd guy: Watch it totally rad dood! *zing*
Dan: Aaaah! *swerves out of the way* That was close!
Poodle: Bark Bark!
Dan: Oh no! *hits dog with sign, stopping it cold* Yahhooi!
*Suddely an old lady busts out of her house and runs at Dan with mace*
Dan: Aaaahhh! *pedals faster*
Granny: Come 'ere you pesky kid!
Dan: Waaahh! *gets run off sidewalk*
Granny: *breaks a hip*
Dan: phew! Ahhh! *car drives by, honking the horn* Whoe!
*Dan approches two guys carrying a sheet of glass*
Dan: *crashes through the glass in slow mo* YAAHOOOIII!!
Dan: *hears a rumbling* Huh? Whassat? *looks behind him and sees a tornado* Cripey!
Tornado: rumble rumble
Dan: *squels like a girl*
Tornado: *stops*
Dan: phew, huh? whats that up there?
Death: *approaches Dan*
Dan: Cripe! Its Death!! Aaaaaahhhhhh! *chucks premuim sign*
Death: *gets stopped cold*
Dan: YAHOOI! Im stronger than I thought! Jeez, what kinda neighborhood is this, I've gone up against everything!
Akuma: Me Suit!
Dan: Oh no!
Akuma: *slides along behind Dan, doing the raging demon*
Dan: Leave me along Akuma, Im working!
Akuma: Me Suit!
Dan: *rides off into the sunset, tossing signs over his shoulder at Akuma*
*Joe is in Food Lion HQ*
Joe: Joe Higashi reporting for bag duty sir!
Boss: Very good! Begin
Joe: Before i start, could I ask what my starting pay is?
Dr.Wily: *swivles his chair around, revealing himself* Starting pay!? Your worthless! All you care about is money!
Joe: Ahh your an ugly son of a gun!
Dr.Wily: Dont you know who I am?
Joe: Umm, no. Im new in town.
Dr.Wily: Bah get out of here
*Joe starts working, it is a nice a relaxing afternoon*
Joe: Wow, this job aint so bad, I can hit on the cashiers in between bagging orders.
*The Store Radio is suddenly interuppted*
Radio man: Hi guys, I just want to remind everyone to come on down to Junk Man's Used Auto for some hot dogs. Oh and looks like we have a 2% chance of snow tonight too.
Joe: Well, that sounds nice
Joe: *notices his glass of water has ripples in it*
Joe: Thats weird, hey do you guys here a train coming
*Suddenly, millions of people flood the store buying canned goods and bread for the coming blizzard*
Joe: *voice cracks* Jeee*zus!
Joe: *is suddenly the only bagboy on duty*
Joe: Waaaahhh!! *rushes to bag thousands of canned goods and maxi pads*
Dr.Wily: JOE!!! We are out of carts! Go retrieve them from the parking lot.
Joe: *exits the building, and picks up the only 5 carts that are outside, and returns them inside, where they are quickly taken up by people waiting for them*
Cable: Hey your out of carts!
Joe: So sue me!
Cable: Go get them quicker biznatch!
Joe: There are no more! They are all being used up old timer! Even if I was as quick as Chun Li dropping her panties at a Ryu convention, there arn't any carts out there, they are all being used by morons such as yourself! THERE ARE NO CARTS OUT THERE STOP TALKING TO ME AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! IM NOT YOUR SLAVE IM JUST HERE TO HELP!!!!!!!
*the 5th hour of the onslaught, there is still a steady stream of customers. Joe again leaves to get carts*
Mike Hagger: Do be do be do....hmmm?
Mike Hagger: *leaves his cart in the space around a handicap parking meter*
Joe: *suddenly appears behind Mike*
Joe: Hey wait a minute?
Mike: eh? Oh, what?
Joe: *looks around* Im looking for something
Mike: What?
Joe: *Looks up at the sky* No I dont think its here
Mike: What is it
Joe: The "Return carts here" sign, SCREW UPPER!!!
Mike: Wwwaaahhh! *dies*
*the 8th hour*
Joe: *has been promoted to cashier*
Megaman: Hello, I'll take this please *sets a 12 pack of Bud Ice on counter
Joe: *rolls eyes* Can i see some ID?
Megaman: ID? But Roll said you were cool and wouldn't ask.
Joe: Can I see some ID Junior?
Megaman: Waaah, Im sorry! *runs off*
*the 11th hour of Joe's shift*
Joe: Finally, the rush is over *mops the floor alone on an isle
????: Tee hee hee
Joe: *turns around* What? Whos that?
????: hahaha
Joe: *Spins around* Who is that!! This isn't funny!
Joe: *suddenly loses balance and gets toppled over* Waah!
Alex from River City Ransom: *jumps on Joe's Chest* hahaha! You shall never see the light of another day!
Joe: Holy Murdering Midgets!
Alex: *punches Joe in the eyes*
Joe: *screams in Pain* His pudgey little fists are the perfect size for my eye sockets!!!!
Alex: I was the best fighter!! It was me! ANd you took that from me!
Joe: How dare you strike a man in his boxers! *grabs some nearby Kraft singles*
Joe: *SOCKO*
Alex: Ahh, how can the cheese be so hard! *gets knocked away*
Joe: That takes care of that!
*The dust clears and Alex is still standing*
Joe: *makes DBZ fear noises* wha oh ah! Im...im...possible!
Alex: You cant defeat me, my head is so huge it would take a thousand cheese attacks to puncture my skull cartilage!
Joe: *moons Alex*
Alex: *makes DBZ fear noises* ah.....er....oh!
Joe: TIGER KICK!!!!
*After 15 hours of working, Joe finally gets off, and is walking to his car in the empty parking lot as it snows*
Joe: Why, why god? *looks to the skies and screams*
Joe: WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME????
*Drums start to play*
Joe: Huh? Whats that?
????: *Parachutes down*
Joe: Are you god?
Bionic Commando: Nope! *runs off*
Fin
Dan: You dont? Well move in with me and Ruby!
Joe: Ok!
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*Dan opens the door to his apartment and waves at you!* Yes you!*
Dan: Come and knock on our Door!
Ruby: Come and knock on your Door!
Joe: We've been waiting for you!
Ruby: We've been waiting for you!
Dan: Where the kisses are his
Joe and Ruby: and his, and hers!
Dan: Three is company too!
Joe: Come and dance on our floor!
Joe: *does the cabbage patch
Ruby: COme and dance on our floor!
Dan: *slides in* Take a step that is new!
Ruby: Take a step that is new!
Dan: We've got a space that needs your face
Joe: *moons you, yes you*
Ruby: Three is company too!
Dan: You'll see that
Dan and Ruby: life is a ball again, laughter is calling for you!
Joe: Cora om de vu!
Dan: *gives Joe a funny look*
Ruby: Three is company too!
Dan: YAHOOI!
Dan: Hey Joe, Im broke!
Joe: Get a job you moron.
Dan: But, how?
Joe: Try the paper
Dan: Good idea!
Paper Manager: Ok Mr Hibiki, here is your bike, good luck!
Dan: Yahooi! Hey Joe I got a new job!
Joe: oi, I meant check the paper for jobs you shmuck!
Dan: *isn't listening, for his is wildy giggling while riding a wheelie*
Joe: *putting on Food Lion cap* Well, I'll Catch you later Dan, be careful!
Dan: Be careful how hard can it be?
*Dan goes how to sort out the paper*
Dan: Hmm, this stuff is heavy, and is too boring for people to read anyway. Ill just deliver my Patented Premium Signs instead, right Ruby?
Ruby: *passed out on the bed with a jug marked XXX in her weak grasp* MMMmmhhhhmmpphhh, sssaarrttt, daaaa, mmmmclotheshanger, ddaakrh, plah.
Dan: Yay!
*Dan peddles down the road, flinging premium signs at peoples doorstep*
Dan: Do be do, *fling* la la la la, *fling* do be doooo! *fling, crash* oops.
Skatebourd guy: Watch it totally rad dood! *zing*
Dan: Aaaah! *swerves out of the way* That was close!
Poodle: Bark Bark!
Dan: Oh no! *hits dog with sign, stopping it cold* Yahhooi!
*Suddely an old lady busts out of her house and runs at Dan with mace*
Dan: Aaaahhh! *pedals faster*
Granny: Come 'ere you pesky kid!
Dan: Waaahh! *gets run off sidewalk*
Granny: *breaks a hip*
Dan: phew! Ahhh! *car drives by, honking the horn* Whoe!
*Dan approches two guys carrying a sheet of glass*
Dan: *crashes through the glass in slow mo* YAAHOOOIII!!
Dan: *hears a rumbling* Huh? Whassat? *looks behind him and sees a tornado* Cripey!
Tornado: rumble rumble
Dan: *squels like a girl*
Tornado: *stops*
Dan: phew, huh? whats that up there?
Death: *approaches Dan*
Dan: Cripe! Its Death!! Aaaaaahhhhhh! *chucks premuim sign*
Death: *gets stopped cold*
Dan: YAHOOI! Im stronger than I thought! Jeez, what kinda neighborhood is this, I've gone up against everything!
Akuma: Me Suit!
Dan: Oh no!
Akuma: *slides along behind Dan, doing the raging demon*
Dan: Leave me along Akuma, Im working!
Akuma: Me Suit!
Dan: *rides off into the sunset, tossing signs over his shoulder at Akuma*
*Joe is in Food Lion HQ*
Joe: Joe Higashi reporting for bag duty sir!
Boss: Very good! Begin
Joe: Before i start, could I ask what my starting pay is?
Dr.Wily: *swivles his chair around, revealing himself* Starting pay!? Your worthless! All you care about is money!
Joe: Ahh your an ugly son of a gun!
Dr.Wily: Dont you know who I am?
Joe: Umm, no. Im new in town.
Dr.Wily: Bah get out of here
*Joe starts working, it is a nice a relaxing afternoon*
Joe: Wow, this job aint so bad, I can hit on the cashiers in between bagging orders.
*The Store Radio is suddenly interuppted*
Radio man: Hi guys, I just want to remind everyone to come on down to Junk Man's Used Auto for some hot dogs. Oh and looks like we have a 2% chance of snow tonight too.
Joe: Well, that sounds nice
Joe: *notices his glass of water has ripples in it*
Joe: Thats weird, hey do you guys here a train coming
*Suddenly, millions of people flood the store buying canned goods and bread for the coming blizzard*
Joe: *voice cracks* Jeee*zus!
Joe: *is suddenly the only bagboy on duty*
Joe: Waaaahhh!! *rushes to bag thousands of canned goods and maxi pads*
Dr.Wily: JOE!!! We are out of carts! Go retrieve them from the parking lot.
Joe: *exits the building, and picks up the only 5 carts that are outside, and returns them inside, where they are quickly taken up by people waiting for them*
Cable: Hey your out of carts!
Joe: So sue me!
Cable: Go get them quicker biznatch!
Joe: There are no more! They are all being used up old timer! Even if I was as quick as Chun Li dropping her panties at a Ryu convention, there arn't any carts out there, they are all being used by morons such as yourself! THERE ARE NO CARTS OUT THERE STOP TALKING TO ME AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! IM NOT YOUR SLAVE IM JUST HERE TO HELP!!!!!!!
*the 5th hour of the onslaught, there is still a steady stream of customers. Joe again leaves to get carts*
Mike Hagger: Do be do be do....hmmm?
Mike Hagger: *leaves his cart in the space around a handicap parking meter*
Joe: *suddenly appears behind Mike*
Joe: Hey wait a minute?
Mike: eh? Oh, what?
Joe: *looks around* Im looking for something
Mike: What?
Joe: *Looks up at the sky* No I dont think its here
Mike: What is it
Joe: The "Return carts here" sign, SCREW UPPER!!!
Mike: Wwwaaahhh! *dies*
*the 8th hour*
Joe: *has been promoted to cashier*
Megaman: Hello, I'll take this please *sets a 12 pack of Bud Ice on counter
Joe: *rolls eyes* Can i see some ID?
Megaman: ID? But Roll said you were cool and wouldn't ask.
Joe: Can I see some ID Junior?
Megaman: Waaah, Im sorry! *runs off*
*the 11th hour of Joe's shift*
Joe: Finally, the rush is over *mops the floor alone on an isle
????: Tee hee hee
Joe: *turns around* What? Whos that?
????: hahaha
Joe: *Spins around* Who is that!! This isn't funny!
Joe: *suddenly loses balance and gets toppled over* Waah!
Alex from River City Ransom: *jumps on Joe's Chest* hahaha! You shall never see the light of another day!
Joe: Holy Murdering Midgets!
Alex: *punches Joe in the eyes*
Joe: *screams in Pain* His pudgey little fists are the perfect size for my eye sockets!!!!
Alex: I was the best fighter!! It was me! ANd you took that from me!
Joe: How dare you strike a man in his boxers! *grabs some nearby Kraft singles*
Joe: *SOCKO*
Alex: Ahh, how can the cheese be so hard! *gets knocked away*
Joe: That takes care of that!
*The dust clears and Alex is still standing*
Joe: *makes DBZ fear noises* wha oh ah! Im...im...possible!
Alex: You cant defeat me, my head is so huge it would take a thousand cheese attacks to puncture my skull cartilage!
Joe: *moons Alex*
Alex: *makes DBZ fear noises* ah.....er....oh!
Joe: TIGER KICK!!!!
*After 15 hours of working, Joe finally gets off, and is walking to his car in the empty parking lot as it snows*
Joe: Why, why god? *looks to the skies and screams*
Joe: WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME????
*Drums start to play*
Joe: Huh? Whats that?
????: *Parachutes down*
Joe: Are you god?
Bionic Commando: Nope! *runs off*
Fin