To celebrate Dan's brand new house, he starting throwing ball after ball in his ball room. They had food, live music, everything! Everyone was invited, and, surprisingly, everyone came, which made the size of the party really big!.
Terry: Wow, look at the size of this ball!
Andy: Yes, this certainly is a big ball!
Mai: everyone from Capcom and SNK has come
*Dan appears in a pink smoking vest and a bubble pipe*
Dan: Oh, hey Terry, Andy, how do you guys like my ball?
Mai: Your balls are the best Dan
Andy: Yeah! I love all your big balls you have Dan
Dan: You cant help but like my balls
Terry: I'll drink to that
Dan: I got to go, you guys enjoy my ball!
Morrigan: Laaaaaaa!
Raptor: *putting up guitar* Phew,lets take five Morrigan
Morrigan: Ok, Attention everyone, the darkstaler band will be back in 5!
Raptor: boy, did you see the size of Dan's Balls?
Morrigan: Yup! I love playing balls, especially Dan's Balls because they are so big!
*Dan appears again with Ruby Heart in tow*
Ruby: Boy, you guys sure can play good!
Morrigan: Thanks! So Dan, why do you have such the big balls?
Dan: No reason really, whenever I hold my balls for fun, everyone comes!
Morrigan: Maybe i can hold your balls at my place sometime
Dan: That sounds fun!
*elsewhere at the party, Strider is having a staring contest with Hanzo*
Strider:............
Hanzo:.............
Strider:............
*Dan walks up*
Dan: Are you two enjoying my balls?
Hanzo:.............
Strider:............
Dan: Arn't my balls the biggest youve ever seen?
Hanzo:.............
Dan: Hello?
Nakoruru: Hey Dan! Over here!
Dan: *walking up to her* Whats wrong? You dont like my balls?
Nak: No, its just Ive never seen them so big before, I'm kinda scared
Dan: Dont be afraid of my balls, they wont hurt you, they might even make you feel good!
And so, Dan showed off his balls to everyone that would see them, and he lived happily ever after.
After all the Balls, Dan plans his next party...
Dan: Hey Ruby, Im throwing a Super Bowl Party
Ruby: WHAT!
Dan: Joe and Jin are on there way over here
Ruby: But they live here though
Dan: Whatever, Im still having it
Ruby: Argh! I better get ready!
*Ruby starts making food*
*Kei and Sakura walk in*
Sakura: Hey Ruby, whats going on?
Ruby: The boys are having a super bowl party, help me get the stuff ready
*the girls make, cake, nachos, corndogs, hamburger, chips, and chili cheese dip*
Meanwhile....
Ding dong
Dan: Jin! Whats up man!
Jin: Waaassssaapppp!
Dan: Whaaassssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppp!
Joe: Hey yo!
Dan: WWWWWWAAAAAASSSAAAAAPPPPP!
Joe: Waaassaaapp?
Jin: WWWWWAAAAASSSSSSAAAAAAAPPPPP!
Joe: Ok shut up
Dan: Ready for the super bowl!
Joe: I sure am!
*the trio walk by the 24 foot screen TV, and down the hall, as Ruby and the girls bring the food into the living room*
Ruby: What? Where are they? The super bowl is about to come on
*The hear the sounds of muffled laughter*
Sakura: They must be down the hall
*the laughter continues, then falls silent, then is followed by coughing, then by more laughter*
Ruby: They must be in Joe's room
*the girls turn down the hall, and come into contact with a thin fog*
Kei: Thats funny, whats this fog?
Sakura: Look, its comeing from Joe's room!
*The fog is seeping though the cracks around Joe's door, on the door there is a sign that says ''Super Bowl Party in progress'' With a picture of a smiley face and some stick figures shooting each other with guns*
Sakura: Whats going on in there? *they listen*
Room: *dog barking* *duck quacking* Squassh! Squash! Doooooo, Dum da dum da dum, *duck quacking* Squash Squash Squash *giggling*
Dan: Shut up you stupid Dog! ARRGGGHHHH!
Ruby: *knocks on door, the room goes silent* Um, Dan?
*Suddenly the door flings open, smoke pours out of the room, and Dan is standing inside the room, his eye glowing red with, anger? He is clutching a Nintendo Zapper*
Dan: Whhaaasssssssaaaaappppp!!!! Bwahahahahahah!
Joe: Bwaahaaahaaahaha!
Jin: bwwaahhaaahaahaa *snort*
Joe: *pointing at Jin* BWWWWAAHHHHAAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Ruby: I thought you where having a super bowl party?
Jin: SSUUPPAAAHHHH BOOOWWWLLLL!
Joe: BWWAAAAHAHAHAHA!
Dan: Hey cool food! *snatches food and slams door*
*the Girls stand there with their hands on their hips making ugly faces*
Doorbell: Ding dong!
Ruby: Whats that?
Sakura: The doorbell, duh!
Ruby: *backhands Sakura without looking* Must be more guests
The Trio of Chicks open the door, and Sakura and Kei are suddenly snatched out!
Sakura: Wha?
Kei: Hey!
Ruby: What the!? Hey!
Chun Li: *pulls gun on Ruby* Your coming with us, haha!
Chun Li, Charlie, and Guile are standing outside
Ruby: What is this all about
Chun Li: We have warrents for the arrest of Joe Higashi and Jin Satome for Statiotory rape, Dan Hibiki for Tax evasion
Ruby: Tax Evasion?
Chun Li: How else could he get a mansion like this?
Ruby: Santa Clause gave it to him
Chun Li: Yeah, Uh huh, sure. Your coming with us too! Guile, put her in the handcuffs!
Ruby: What?
Guile: Sonic Boom!
Ruby: The Sonic Boom? Its so slow, wait a minute, NO!
Guile: *hancuffs her*
Guile: That one was for Charlie, *looks off* Dont worry Charlie, I will avenge your death, Justice will be served, just like I knew you would want it
Charlie: *taps Guile on the shouler*
Guile: *turns, but sees no one because Charlie has switched to his other side*
Chun Li: Lets search the house!
*The Coppers get to the smoke filled hallway, and find the door, and kick it down*
Chun Li: Darn it! Nobody here!
Charlie: Look what I found!
Guile: I can sometimes here his voice....*tear*
Chun Li: Wow, that is a super bowl! Lets get it for evidence
Guile: We will need to get a forklift or something....
Chun Li: Hey whats that outside the window
*It is an ass*
Charlie: It looks kinda like an ass
Chun Li: Hey, I know that ass!
Joe: BWWAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAHHAAAAA! *runs off*
Now that Sakura and Kei have been taken away, Ruby been arested, our heroes are on the lamb from the law! Where will they go for help to take down the Po Po? That was a Rhtorical question because they are headed to Geese's house.
This chapter was dedicated to AC/DC
Terry: Wow, look at the size of this ball!
Andy: Yes, this certainly is a big ball!
Mai: everyone from Capcom and SNK has come
*Dan appears in a pink smoking vest and a bubble pipe*
Dan: Oh, hey Terry, Andy, how do you guys like my ball?
Mai: Your balls are the best Dan
Andy: Yeah! I love all your big balls you have Dan
Dan: You cant help but like my balls
Terry: I'll drink to that
Dan: I got to go, you guys enjoy my ball!
Morrigan: Laaaaaaa!
Raptor: *putting up guitar* Phew,lets take five Morrigan
Morrigan: Ok, Attention everyone, the darkstaler band will be back in 5!
Raptor: boy, did you see the size of Dan's Balls?
Morrigan: Yup! I love playing balls, especially Dan's Balls because they are so big!
*Dan appears again with Ruby Heart in tow*
Ruby: Boy, you guys sure can play good!
Morrigan: Thanks! So Dan, why do you have such the big balls?
Dan: No reason really, whenever I hold my balls for fun, everyone comes!
Morrigan: Maybe i can hold your balls at my place sometime
Dan: That sounds fun!
*elsewhere at the party, Strider is having a staring contest with Hanzo*
Strider:............
Hanzo:.............
Strider:............
*Dan walks up*
Dan: Are you two enjoying my balls?
Hanzo:.............
Strider:............
Dan: Arn't my balls the biggest youve ever seen?
Hanzo:.............
Dan: Hello?
Nakoruru: Hey Dan! Over here!
Dan: *walking up to her* Whats wrong? You dont like my balls?
Nak: No, its just Ive never seen them so big before, I'm kinda scared
Dan: Dont be afraid of my balls, they wont hurt you, they might even make you feel good!
And so, Dan showed off his balls to everyone that would see them, and he lived happily ever after.
After all the Balls, Dan plans his next party...
Dan: Hey Ruby, Im throwing a Super Bowl Party
Ruby: WHAT!
Dan: Joe and Jin are on there way over here
Ruby: But they live here though
Dan: Whatever, Im still having it
Ruby: Argh! I better get ready!
*Ruby starts making food*
*Kei and Sakura walk in*
Sakura: Hey Ruby, whats going on?
Ruby: The boys are having a super bowl party, help me get the stuff ready
*the girls make, cake, nachos, corndogs, hamburger, chips, and chili cheese dip*
Meanwhile....
Ding dong
Dan: Jin! Whats up man!
Jin: Waaassssaapppp!
Dan: Whaaassssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppp!
Joe: Hey yo!
Dan: WWWWWWAAAAAASSSAAAAAPPPPP!
Joe: Waaassaaapp?
Jin: WWWWWAAAAASSSSSSAAAAAAAPPPPP!
Joe: Ok shut up
Dan: Ready for the super bowl!
Joe: I sure am!
*the trio walk by the 24 foot screen TV, and down the hall, as Ruby and the girls bring the food into the living room*
Ruby: What? Where are they? The super bowl is about to come on
*The hear the sounds of muffled laughter*
Sakura: They must be down the hall
*the laughter continues, then falls silent, then is followed by coughing, then by more laughter*
Ruby: They must be in Joe's room
*the girls turn down the hall, and come into contact with a thin fog*
Kei: Thats funny, whats this fog?
Sakura: Look, its comeing from Joe's room!
*The fog is seeping though the cracks around Joe's door, on the door there is a sign that says ''Super Bowl Party in progress'' With a picture of a smiley face and some stick figures shooting each other with guns*
Sakura: Whats going on in there? *they listen*
Room: *dog barking* *duck quacking* Squassh! Squash! Doooooo, Dum da dum da dum, *duck quacking* Squash Squash Squash *giggling*
Dan: Shut up you stupid Dog! ARRGGGHHHH!
Ruby: *knocks on door, the room goes silent* Um, Dan?
*Suddenly the door flings open, smoke pours out of the room, and Dan is standing inside the room, his eye glowing red with, anger? He is clutching a Nintendo Zapper*
Dan: Whhaaasssssssaaaaappppp!!!! Bwahahahahahah!
Joe: Bwaahaaahaaahaha!
Jin: bwwaahhaaahaahaa *snort*
Joe: *pointing at Jin* BWWWWAAHHHHAAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Ruby: I thought you where having a super bowl party?
Jin: SSUUPPAAAHHHH BOOOWWWLLLL!
Joe: BWWAAAAHAHAHAHA!
Dan: Hey cool food! *snatches food and slams door*
*the Girls stand there with their hands on their hips making ugly faces*
Doorbell: Ding dong!
Ruby: Whats that?
Sakura: The doorbell, duh!
Ruby: *backhands Sakura without looking* Must be more guests
The Trio of Chicks open the door, and Sakura and Kei are suddenly snatched out!
Sakura: Wha?
Kei: Hey!
Ruby: What the!? Hey!
Chun Li: *pulls gun on Ruby* Your coming with us, haha!
Chun Li, Charlie, and Guile are standing outside
Ruby: What is this all about
Chun Li: We have warrents for the arrest of Joe Higashi and Jin Satome for Statiotory rape, Dan Hibiki for Tax evasion
Ruby: Tax Evasion?
Chun Li: How else could he get a mansion like this?
Ruby: Santa Clause gave it to him
Chun Li: Yeah, Uh huh, sure. Your coming with us too! Guile, put her in the handcuffs!
Ruby: What?
Guile: Sonic Boom!
Ruby: The Sonic Boom? Its so slow, wait a minute, NO!
Guile: *hancuffs her*
Guile: That one was for Charlie, *looks off* Dont worry Charlie, I will avenge your death, Justice will be served, just like I knew you would want it
Charlie: *taps Guile on the shouler*
Guile: *turns, but sees no one because Charlie has switched to his other side*
Chun Li: Lets search the house!
*The Coppers get to the smoke filled hallway, and find the door, and kick it down*
Chun Li: Darn it! Nobody here!
Charlie: Look what I found!
Guile: I can sometimes here his voice....*tear*
Chun Li: Wow, that is a super bowl! Lets get it for evidence
Guile: We will need to get a forklift or something....
Chun Li: Hey whats that outside the window
*It is an ass*
Charlie: It looks kinda like an ass
Chun Li: Hey, I know that ass!
Joe: BWWAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAHHAAAAA! *runs off*
Now that Sakura and Kei have been taken away, Ruby been arested, our heroes are on the lamb from the law! Where will they go for help to take down the Po Po? That was a Rhtorical question because they are headed to Geese's house.
This chapter was dedicated to AC/DC