Dan: Dammit Joe, where the hell are we?
Joe: This is his house, trust me
Jin: We're in the middle of the freaking desert!
Dan: Yeah, how did we get up here?
Joe: The elevator ya morons
Dan: Elevator? What elevator?
Joe: The one we just got off of!!
Dan: Oh
Jin: Accursed short term memory.....
Kane: Hey constabiles, you 3 blokes been on the news lately
Dan: Hey Joe, who is he talking to?
Kane: You guys got a fag? Im fresh out
Jin: No but we have GIRLFRIENDS thank you very much
Kane: Thats not what i heard, anyway you guys sure you guys dont have a fag I can suck on?
Dan: Ack, thats disgusting!
Jin: I told you we have girlfriends!
Joe: Don't worry guys, he's british
Dan and Jin: Oh....
Kane: Anyway, let me show ya the way to Mastah Geese
*Kane walks them over to a building with Geese sitting behind the desk in a buisness suit talking on the phone*
Kane: Joe Higashi and company to see you Geese
Geese: Oh yes, one moment. Ok, um hmm, yes, wire the billion trillion dollars to my swiss bank acount. uhmm hmm, yes I will buy 5 thousand shares of Dreamcast as long as they stay.....
Phone: Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep
Geese: *slams phone down quickly* Uhhh, Damn AT&T! *eyes Joe and company* Ah yes
Joe: Geese! The Cops are after us! You gotta help us get our chicks back!
Geese: Ha! Doing it will not be as easy as saying it my friend!
*Jin loses intrest and begins wandering around the room, looking at stuff*
Dan: Your the boss monkey of south town! You got to help us!
Kane: *snickers*
Geese: .......
Dan: What?
Geese: Did you just call me boss monkey?
Kane: *snickers*
Geese: Is that a snicker Billy?
Kane: Sure is, Hungry? Why wait?
Geese: Hmmm, *gets sly face on* maybe I should help you, but what in it for me
Dan: Well, Kane wanted a fag earlier if your into that sorta thing
Geese: What are you talking about? Oh wait, hahaha, a fag I get it
Geese and Kane: Bwaaahaaahaahaa
Dan: Whats so funny?
Joe: I told you he was British
Dan: Oh
Joe: Anyway, back to the story! What do you want in return?
Jin: *discovers a giant budda statue* Hey Budda! *begins rubbing belly* Rub da budda belly! You's a happy budda!
Geese: Dont rub the budda belly!
Jin: Sorry!
Geese: Now, I would like a cut of the money of course. How 70% sound, hahahaha! *kicks back in chair while laughing* Hahahaahahh!
Kane: Hahahahahahh!
Geese: haaaahaaahaaahahhaahah oops! *falls backward in chair*
Joe and Dan: Bwwaahaahaahahaha!
Kane: Minus 5 cool points
Jin: Tee hee hee *snort*
Joe, Dan, Kane, and Geese: *points at Jin* BWWWAAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAA!
Geese: Anyway, now how does 70% of the cash sound
Joe: But we arn't robbing anyone
Geese: Hmmmm *spins in his chair and looks at his lava lamp*
Joe and Dan: *look at lava lamp*
Lavalamp: *is staying at the bottom in a lump*
Dan: I think your lava lamp is busted dude
Geese: SILENCE! ITS NOT BROKE! IT JUST NEEDS TO WARM UP! *begins crying* THE INSTRUCTION SAY IT NEEDS TO WARM UP! Why cant you just leave it alone so it can warm up? *sniff sniff*
Kane: *pats Geese on the back* Its ok
Geese: STOP LOOKING AT IT! ITS SHY IS ALL! IF YOU DIDNT LOOK AT IT IT WOULD WORK!
Dan and Joe: *look at the ceiling and floor*
Geese: *wiping his nose*
*meanwhile*
Jin: Hey a TV *cuts on TV*
Tv: *Ryu and Kyo are in training mode*
Jin: Ick, what kinda sorry game is this *messes around with a nearby DC controller*
Jin: What? No air combos! Bastard!
*cuts DC power off without saving*
Geese: *ear perks up* What was that click? DID YOU JUST CUT OFF MY TRAINING MODE!?!?!?
Jin: Um, *cuts DC back on* no
TV: Ding ding ding, dreamcast
Geese: That is the booting animation!
Jin: No its not, its the new Raging Demon graphics, I was just practicing is all
Geese: You guys come into my house, make fun of me and my lava lamp, rub my budda belly, cut of my Training mode, now I'll never get Morrigan! What are you going to do next? Pee in my Goldfish lake?
Dan: *walking back up, zipping his pants* Boy that Big Gulp went right though me, dont worry Geese, I didn't pee on your grass, I found a pee lake, so what you guys talking about?
Geese: Argh!!!! *gets his gun from his drawer*
Joe: Hey wait dude! What if we can get you a save file for CvS with all the secrets?
Geese: *hesitating* I can easily get all the secrets myself
Joe: Do you know about Bema?
Geese: Bema?
Dan: Bema?
Jin: Bema?
Joe: Yes guys, BEMA
Dan: Oh, BEMA! yes yes
Jin: What The Fuck are you guys talking about
Dan: BEEEMAAA! *wink*
Joe: Bema, the super secret char only we know about
Jin: I dont know what your talking about and Dan, dont wink at me again
Geese: You have my intrest, I'll help you...
*some where inside Interpol US headquarters*
Chun Li: Ok, lets start this meeting
Charlie: *kicking back on his desk* Ok, lets go
Chun Li: Guile?
Guile: *his head on his desk, clutching his dog tags and sobbing* *Sob, sob*
Charlie: Umm, just leave'm alone, what do we have?
Chun Li: Well, the fugitives have escaped custody and are on the loose. Normally we could find Dan at the local school yard, trying to take pictures of the High School senior's panty shots to put on his webpage, but he wasn't there.
Charlie: What about Jin?
Chun: We usually found him dancing at Chip 'n Dales for spare cash, but he hasn't reported for work
Charlie: So whats it mean?
Chun: It means that Joe is the leader of the pack, at least for now, and we have no previous file on record so we have asked for assistance from some special forces that have dealt with Joe before
*Ralf, Clark, and Leona enter*
Ralf: Waassaaapp!
Leona: *kicking him* Dont embarrass me!
Clark: Hello Chun Li, Charlie, Guile
Guile: *lighting up a doobie* Sup
Leona: Hey, thats illigal!
Guile: I Yam the Low!
Clark: We have constructed a plan Chunny, and we think we know we here is going
Chun Li: Do tell
Clark: Looking at this suspect behavior pattern diagram *Clark shows a bar napkin with a stick man scribbled on it, label ''Joe'' and an arrow from Joe pointing to another stick figure with MC Hammer pants on labeled ''Geese''* we see that Joe would go to Geese's hideout
Chun Li: How did you find out this information?
Leona: We logged onto fanfiction.net and found the story
Clark: We should begin preperation to raid the place
Ralf: Not now! I HAVE A 2-40 SITUATION RIGHT HERE!
Guile: *grabbing his gun and running up* Where?
Ralf: Right here! *takes 2 fourty ounces out of a paper bag*
Guile: Allright!
Ralf: Me and Guile can handle this, you guys run ahead!
*Back at Geese tower*
Geese: OK, I have had my eye on piggie movements and I have some bad news.
Dan: Ruby is to be executed?
Joe: they deported Sakura and Kei?
Jin: Your not wearing anything under that dress?
Geese: No, they have assigned specialist to the team!
Jin: Who?
Geese: Leona, Ralf, and Clark
Dan: Hey, we just was talking to them at the bar, we even drew them a picture!
Jin: I drew them the picture!
Dan: I told you too!
Jin: I thought of it first!
Geese: SILENCE!
Dan: He started it!
Geese: Anyway! *turns on a big ole screen, has a overhead pic/map of a facility*
Geese: This is pretty flower virgin encampment, where Sakura and Kei have been taken. It is run by E Honda's wife, a big fat chick that looks like him. *a pic of E Honda with a hair bow comes on screen*
Geese: Further investigation proves that Miss Honda is actually E honda with a hair bow, but seeing how Miss Pacman was a female and she only had a hair bow, so this is permissable
Joe: *snickers* The jokes on them, Kei isn't a virgin, tee hee hee
Jin: Sakura is
Joe: Say what? I thought you got it on?
Jin: Well, she TECHINICALLY is
Dan: What you talking about
Jin: Two words: Back Door
Geese, Joe, Dan: Oh
Dan: What about Ruby?
Geese: Ruby has been taken to the DCU
Joe: DCU?
Geese: Yes, Dyke containment Unit
Dan: But Ruby isn't 1)an embankment of earth and rock built to prevent floods 2)a barrier blocking a passage, especially for protection 3) a raised causeway 4) a ditch or a channel or 4)a long mass of indgeious rock that cuts acroos the structure of a adjact rock
Geese: Dammit Dan put down my dictionary!
Joe: He means lesbian Dan
Dan: But she isn't a lesbian either
Geese: She will be soon if you dont rescue her
Dan: Lets do it right away then
Geese: You cant do it alone, here, Joe, put this on *tosses a bundle of cloth to Joe*
Joe: Oh man! What is this? An inviso suit, super armor? or maybe a super hero costume?
Geese: No, its a pair of pants and a shirt, I dont like grown men hanging around in their boxers.
Joe: *dons a shirt that reads= Im with stupid -*
Joe: Allright! Lets go to club med, shall we?
Ruby: Ugh! Let me out of here!
Dave: Nuh uh girlie girl! Your right where you belong, hahaha!
Dave: *slams cell shut*
Ruby: Why you! Where is Dan!
Dave: Don't worry, as we speak there is a joint attack going on at Geese tower, to kill Dan! HAHAHAAHAHAHAH!
Poison: Dont worry hunny, well get out of here *pinches Ruby's butt*
Chizuru: Yeah, you will be safe with us in here *slips arm around Ruby*
Mature: We will do our best to make you feel comfortable here *sly smile*
Meanwhile:
Clark: This is Chopper 1, prepare to drop the paratroopers into the target zone!
Radio: Roger!
Clark: We gottem now!
Geese: Allow me to give you information that you will need to complete the operation... whats that?
*drums begin to play*
Bionic Commando: *lands*
Geese: crap! *grabs his gun*
Dan: EEEk! Its the five-oh! *dives behind desk*
Kane: Here Joe *tosses an Uzi to Joe*
Joe: Ick a gun! *tosses it to Jin*
Bionic Commando: Eat this! *fires bazooka*
Budda* *blows up*
Geese: You shot my buddy belly! Die! *fires at Commando*
Commando: Crap! They have guns! That wasn't in the briefing! *jumps off the building*
Clark: Go! Wave 2!
Jin: Bloodia! *locks and loads*
*A metallic thud can be heard*
Jin: *lights up a stogie*
Eri: *busts into the wall in a tank* Die!
Marco: *jumps out of the tank and fires at Jin*
Jin: *starts spraying*
Marco: Wow! They're bullets are faster than what we are used to!
Eri: *fires at the desk, sending Geese, Kane, Joe, and Dan running in all directions as their cover was destroyed*
Marco: Ow! I got shot! *dies*
Jin: Bloodia!
Eri: NNnnnoooo! *jumps out of tank and runs over to Marco*
Eri: Marco! Marco!
Geese: Polo! bwwaahhaaahhaaahaa!
Eri: Grrr *shoots Geese*
Geese: *gest shot in the chest* ugh! ow!
Dan: Geese! *runs over to Geese and holds him in his lap*
Dan: Geese! Geese you cant die!
Geese: Dont worry, I'll be back, I always come back *cough*
Dan: Geese...
Geese: Do not Greeve, soon I will be gone from this place, like the lavalamp, trying its best to do good, but just ends up on the floor in a pool of red
Dan: Geese...
Geese: Here Dan, take this, the virgin of leadership *hands over naked Yuri*
Yuri: Anta Baka!
Geese: One day, she will.. *cough* light our darkest hour.
Dan: Yahooi!
Yuri: *slaps* No feelies!
Geese: Before I die, tell me, the code for Bema
Dan: Sorry Geese, there is no Bema, we fooled your stupid ass.
Geese: What! Gimmie back my Virgin
Dan: No, you gave it to me
Geese: No i didn't, gimmie gimmie, ack Blarrgghh *dies*
Eri: Ok Freeze!
Jin: *shoots at him*
Eri: *is in the tank*
Eri: You all are under arrest!!
Clark: *pointing at Dan, Jin, Naked Yuri and Joe* HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAhAH!
Dan, Jin, and Joe: *are behind bars*
Clark: AAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA!
Jin: When is he gonna stop doing that, its making me nervous
Joe: How are we gonna get out of this mess?
Dan: This sucks, we will never save our chicks now
Kane: *emerging from a room wearing a red headband and white karate Gi*
Kane: Well, see you guys later, my lawyer set me up a sweet deal, all i had to do was dress up like Ryu and lay Chun Li, later
Joe: I want his lawyer
Chun Li: Ha, ha, ha! Well whats the matter fellas? You look a bit down in the jailcell! AHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
Clark: AAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAAA!
Dan: Shut up Chun Li, the only reason why your picking on us is because your mad that Im a better lay than Ryu was
Chun Li: Eh! What? Thats a lie!
Jin: You mean you had Chun Li?
Dan: Yeah, we went out when Ruby was forced to break up with me. She would always pretend i was Ryu, it was pathetic really
Chun Li: Shut up! Leaving you was the best thing i ever done, Ryu is the absolute BEST lover!
Dan: She is angry that the only way she can get into Ryu's pants is to drug him
Chun Li: *face turning red* Shuttap! I dont need to drug anyone!
Jin: Actually, Dan is right
Chun Li: And how would you know?
Jin: Im Ryu's psychic phone friend
Chun Li: It doesn't matter, you will be executed shortly, Im going to get on INTERPOL flying base and go check in on your beloved Ruby, who should be realizing the pleasure of womanhood. Heh, I might even join in, Picture it!
Everyone: *pictures it*
Joe: Its times like this that makes me wish I didn't wear boxers all the time
Chun Li: Come on clark, lets leave them with Incompetent Guard
Incometend Guard: yes Maam, Sir!
*chunny and clark leave, leaving our heroes alone with Incompetent guard*
Jin: *approches the cell door and clears his throat*
Incompetent guard: Dont even think about it! You think just because my name is Incompetent guard you can trick me? Well IT AINT HAPPENING
Jin: well actually, I was gonna say
Incomp Guard: Dont even start! Why, every prisoner has tried that lame sick excuse, even hid in the ceiling to try and get me to come in, but it never worked, I always just
Jin: DYNAMITE! *explodes outward with energy*
Incop Guard: *gets impale with flying metal bars*
Joe: Ok lets go!
Dan: you guys run ahead, I have a score to settle with Chunny! *takes off after Chunny as the cell breach alarm sounds*
Joe: *puts naked Yuri over his shoulder and takes down the corridor with Jin behind him*
Meanwhile....
Ryo: Hey Robert, you seen Yuri?
Robert: *is watching women arobics* Nope
Jin: Hey Joe, you know where we going?
Joe: Of course!
Yuri: Hey! Keep your hand below my knees!
Jin: Look an elevator
Joe: Yes! *presses button*
Elevator: *doors open*
Keanu Reeves: Uh, whoe
Carrie-ann moss: Going up?
Joe: No, down
Keanu: Oh, whoe dude, thats totally bogus, we are going to the roof, and I recommend that thou doesn't go into the most excellent lobby anytime soon *elevator closes*
Jin: Its nice to see him back in character *Ping, ping*
Joe: Cheeze it! Its the fuzz!
Vicks: Stop or we will shoot!
Wedge: We just shot at them!
Vicks: IF you will let me finish my sentance, you would have realized I was going to say, AGAIN!
Dan: Dammit! I should have looked for a map or something before trying to give chase
Ralf: He went down here!
Dan: Doh! *runs into a nearby room*
Dan: Its dark in here, perfect, where is the exit
Guile: He went into the evidence storage room, hes trapped in there
*ralf and Guile bust in*
Guile: Chunny said to show no mercy!
Ralf: *taking a chug from his 40 ounce* Not a problem, lets split up and search for him
Dan: *runs deeper into the warehouse-like room*
Ping ping!
Dah: Dah!
Ralf: almost had him!
guile: This is just like gorilla warfare in nam, with *sniff* Charlie
Dan: Ill be safe up here! *climbs a pile of boxes*
Dan: At least for now... hey this box has my name on it!
Dan: *opens the box*
Dan: Yahhoi!
Guile: Over there!
Joe: Come on Jin! Move your ass!
Joe, Jin, and Yuri are in the parking garage being chased by a big ole squad of cops*
Jin: Crap! We are out of road!
Joe: A dead end!
*the cops turn on dozens of spot lights that illumiate Jin and Joe perfectly*
Yuri: Turn around Joe, i cant see anything, from over your shoulder all i see is your butt
Joe: Your the first person to compain...
Ralf: Hey, here is a knocked over box!
Guile: Yeah, he was here recently
*a flash of light from behind them, they turn*
Ralf: There you are Dan! Freeze!
Dan: You call me Dan, you really shouldn't...
Guile: Shut up Dan, you'll only be signing Cody's hairy ass where your going
Dan: Well see about that, CAPTAIN FIYAHH!
Ralf: Hey, the breifing said it was only a small fireball, ahhh! *guile and Ralf get engulfed*
Ralf's 40ounce: Uh oh! *explodes*
Vicks: Ready! Aim!
Wedge: Wait, Im not ready!
Joe: Im gonna try to unleash the power of the virgin!
Yuri: Eeep!
Joe: *trys to spread Yuri's legs*
Joe: Open, dammit open!
Yuri: No! eeepp!
Joe: Geese, you said the Virgin would light our darkest hour...
Vicks: ready! Aim! *explosion from behind*
cops: What the!
Captain Saikyo: Yawayaa hooie!
Jin: Allright!
Saikyo: Captain Fiya!
Cops: wwwaaahhh!
Joe: I love the smell of fried bacon in the morning!
Jin: Yeah! We roasted them like the pigs they are
Saikyo: Stop acting like you did something
Joe: What now?
Jin: We need some wheels! *runs to a nearby parked car*
Jin: No keys! *runs to a nearby parked car*
Jin: No keys! *runs to a nearby parked car*
Jin: No keys! *runs to a nearby parked car*
Jin: No keys! *runs to a nearby parked Bloodia II Custom*
Jin: Yes! Hope in guys! Lets knock that INTERPOL arial base out of the sky!
*high above South Town, the INTERPOL Arial Base floats*
Chun Li: From here I can control everything! Activate the make Ryu horny beam!
*suddenly, there is an EXPLOSION*
Chun Li: What happen?
Clark: Somebody set us up the bomb!
Charlie: We get signal!
Chun Li: What?
Charlie: Main Screen turn on!
*Captain Saikyo appears, and in the background Jin is piloting the mech, and Joe mooning the screen*
Chun Li: Its you!
Dan: How are you gentelmen?
Dan: All your base are belong to us!
Dan: You are on the way to destruction!
Chun Li: What you say!
Dan: You have no chance to survive make your time! Ha ha ha ha
Charlie: Captain!
Chun Li: Release every zig!
Chun Li: You know what you doing!
Chun Li: Move zig for great justice!
Joe: Hows this for some zig, donkey butt! *moves his butt side to side while mooning*
Yuri: Yeah, nanny nanny nanny! *copies Joe*
*abourd the Bloodia*
Jin: We got problems!
Dan: What?
Jin: Are intial blast didn't do much damage, it appears the only way we can destroy the base is to fly down a canal and fire torpedo down an exhaust port!
Dan: Well do it!
Jin: We have enemy fighters in bound!
Joe: Those must be the zigs she was talking about!
Dan: Dont worry about it, just go! destroy the place before
they catch up!
Jin: Impossible they are already here!
Zig: Pechew, pechew! *hits Bloodia*
Joe: Were gonna die!
????: Pechew pechew! *blows up zigs*
Jin: What!
Dan: Its Ruby's airship!
Ruby's crew, led by Remy: Yay, im finally back in one of Oni's stories!
Jin: Now to destroy the base! *cuts on targetting computer*
Geese: No Jin!
Jin: What?
Geese: Let go Jin!
Jin: Geese?
Geese: Use the force Jin!
Jin: No!
Geese: Trust your feelings
Jin: My feelings tell me the targeting computer is right
Geese: Dangit boy do it!
Jin: Ok ok
meanwhile, Dan and Joe realize Jin has finally cracked
Jin: Now what?
Geese: Use your instincts
Jin: Ok, got ya
Geese: and, while I have your attention, are you sure there is no Bema code? I asked Dan and he said he didn't know
Jin: Shuttap im trying to concentrate
Geese: And, do you know why Alex Valle doesn't play with me? It really bothers me sometimes, is it because Im old? People think that when you get old, your not ''with it'' anymore, but I am still ''with it''
Jin: Geese your making me nervous
Geese: Hey dude, Dont get mad at me, at least you arnt dead
Jin: Your not dead Geese, your never dead, your probly hiding in the back with one of those echo voice changing things
Dan: *notices Geese is sitting beside him with echo voice changing thing*
Geese: Ok fine!
Jin: Bombs away! *fires torpedos*
INTERPOL Arial Base: Doh! *explodes*
Dan: Yahhoi!
Remy: Ok guys, where to next?
Dan: Set a course for the Dyke Containment Center!
Ryo: Hey Robert, Im getting kinda worried about Yuri, lets go look for her
Robert: *watching female areobics* Yeah, when this goes off
*On the deck of Ruby Heart's airship: The Doobie Heart, our heroes, Dan, Joe, Jin, Geese, and Naked Yuri meet the new crew of the Doobie*
Jin: Thanks for bailing us out back there
Remy: No problem, we set out to destroy the INTERPOL Arial base in the first place, to ensure our arial domination
Dan: But how did you guys get the ship?
Remy: Ruby gave it to me when she moved in with you, duh
Remy: Allow me to introduce the crew
Benimaru: Quick hogging the mirror Vega!
Vega: Shut up!
Benimaru: You cant even see your face behind that mask
Remy: Vega and Benimaru here, Benimaru is the ships fashion coordinator, and Vega is our Dance cheorgrapher
Remy: And over here we have Choi Bounge, our ship cook
Choi: *blows a kiss at Yuri*
Remy: And we have Ukyo
Ukyo: Hi
????: UUuukyyyyyooooo!
Ukyo: AAhh! *runs away and get chased by girls*
Remy: He is our Public relations guy, and finally we have Hyo Amano
Hyo: *looks at Dan*
Dan: *looks at Hyo*
Hyo + Dan: Nice clothes!
Hyo + Dan: Jinx!
Hyo + Dan: ......
Hyo + Dan: ......
Joe: You guys cut it out
Hyo + Dan: He started it!
Geese: Well its a nice ship, but no women
Yuri: *hides under Geese skirt*
Remy: Well, we are on our way to attack the Dyke Containment Center to steal some *checks his pirate notes* Wrenches?
Choi: No Wenches! HEEHEEHEEHEE!
Vega: Ok Benny, your 5 minutes are up, give that mirror!
Benny: Oh, behave yourself you naughty boy!
Dan: Ok, lets attack the DCC together!
Remy: We should be arriving in a few hours
Meanwhile...
Ryo: *gets his coat on* Lets go Robert!
Robert: Its not done yet!
Ryo: *walking into room* Dog dangit Robert we gotta... hey! She is hot! *sits on floor and watches arobics*
and elsewhere, at "Miss" E Honda's Virgin Storage Center
Kei: Argh, this is so boring here, I would much rather being doing it
Sakura: Yeah! The chapter is almost over and we havnt even had a cutscene!
Kei: Hey look, we're on!
Sakura: Yay!
Athena: Hey, did I hear you say that you've done it?
Kei & Sakura: Yup!
Maki: Wow Whats it like!
Kei: It feels good! Wooooooooooo hoo!
BB Hood: Oh wow! I wish I could do it here!
Morrigan: Yeah! I wonder what it is like
Everyone: *looks at Morrigan*
Morrigan: What?
*Dan and Joe bust into the lobby of the DCC*
Dan: Wow! Its raining cats and dogs out there! *is holding a phone in his hand*
Joe: Yeah buddy! *is holding a screwdriver*
Dan: Whoe Mr Guards, dont get up we wont be a minute just a routine check ok
Joe: Nothing really, hey nice shirt, wow look at plant over there, real nice huh?
Dan: Hey where is your main circuit bourd through these doors right ok we got it! *exit*
*Once inside, Dan and Joe look around*
Dan: Ok, where are they keeping Ruby?
Joe: I dunno, look over there!
*there is a green door at the end of the hall*
Dan: I make it a point to check behind every green door I see, lets go!
*Dan and Joe enter the room, and find a large room with lots of women in varios bondage suits and strap on accessories*
Dan: Whoe
Joe: 0.0
Chizuru: Your from the phone company?
Joe: Yup, we got to test your phone
Chizuru: Its over there *points to a phone on the wall by a tampon dispenser*
Joe: Ick! *hides behind Dan* Im not going over there near that!
Dan: (look Joe, over there, its Ruby, hanging from the ceiling)
Joe: Yeah!
Dan: Lets make our move!
Chizuru: Arnt you guys done yet!
Dan: Ha! We fooled you! We arnt really phone repairmen!
Dan: *puts down his phone*
Chizuru: Wha... such a clever disguise! Your Dan Hibiki!
Joe: And Im.. *tosses away his screwdriver* Joe Higashi!
Chizuru: no!
Jill: Im a member of Stars!
*explosion, The Doobie has rammed the side of the wall*
Jin: AAWWWW RIGHT!
Chizuru: And who are you?
Jin: *snaps his fingers, the lights go out*
*the lights fade in, and pink and purple lights illuminate a stage set up on the ship deck, Jin is in his pink suit, with long pink wig and a red star painted over one eye*
*music starts*
Vega, Remy, and Benny: *backing him up*
Jin: Jin!
Backup: Jin is excitment!
Jin: Ooooo, Jin!
Backup: Jin is adventure!
Jin: OOooooooo
Bckup: Glamour and glitter, fashion and fame!
Jin: Jin!
Back: Jin is outrangous, truly outrangous, truly truly truly outragous!
Jin: Whoe Jin!
Back: JIN!
Jin: The musics contagous
Back: Outragous!
Jin: Jin is my name, no one else is the same! Jin is my NAME!
Dykes: Yaaayy! Woo woo!
Jin: Thanks thank you! Thank you all! Keep looking at me please! Thank you! Dont turn around!
Dan: *is cutting down Ruby*
Joe: Bravo, bravo!
Dan: Ok, lets go! *grabs Ruby and leaps onto ship*
Chizuru: hey wait a minute!
Remy: Reverse! *the ship pulls out*
Chizuru: Ill show them! NEMISIS AVENGER! After them!
N.A.: *appears wearing a superman shirt* Baybee Rooth?
Chizuru: Not now, they took mommys toy!
N.A.: Baybee Rooth!
Chizuru: I will give you 2 Baby Ruths if you bring back that pirate!
N.A.: Baybee Rooth! uhh huh huh! *claps hands and flies off after the ship*
If you dont know what the Nemisis Avenger is, then you just arnt cool are you?
To be continued