Dan: Ruby, talk to me!
Ruby: Mmmm, no, not another Rim Job Chizuru...
Dan: Nnno, what have those animals done to you? Its a Madhouse, a MADHOUSE!
*the nemisis avenger lands on the ship*
*Jin and Joe get in front of it*
Jin: Joe, Ill distract it, you take Dan and Ruby and get out of here!
Joe: Don't be stupid man, if we die we die together, hey wait a minute Im getting out of here!
Remy: A raider! Attack!
Remy: *assualts NA with girlie punches*
NA: *backhands Remy*
Remy: Ick, oh a fainted *sighs and feints*
Vega: OK Choi, lets get ready!
Choi: Right: *jumps onto Vega's other arm*
Vega and Choi: DOUBLE OMEGA GENOCIDE CLAW ATTACK PLUS ALPHA! Weeeeee!
N.A: *swats them away with his wing*
Vega: Ow I broke a nail!
Bennimaru: Oh no! Vega broke a nail! He needs immidate attention! *gets a nail file and runs over to vega*
Ukyo: Ok, those before me where morons, but I know how to kill you, prepare to meet your.... eh?
Girls: UUUkkkyyyyoooooo!
Ukyo: Ahh! *gets chased away by girls*
Geese: *jumps in front* Come on!
N.A: *stands there*
Geese: Arnt you gonna attack me?
NA: No
Geese: Damn! I admit defeat!
Joe: *hits NA from behind with a folded chair*
NA: *swats joe with his wing*
Jin: *pulls up NA a chair, and when NA tries to sit in it, Jin, pulls it away*
NA: *hits the floor with such and impact, it knocks a plank up and sents Jin flying Teeter tooter style*
Dan: *Getting up* Grr, take this! *runs at NA*
Dan: Dah! *punches NA in the gut*
NA: *is uneffected*
Dan: Siiya! *kicks*
NA: *grabs Dan's head and lifts him up and uppercuts him*
NA: *goes for Ruby*
Dan: Wait!
NA: *Turns around, his eyes glow*
Dan: The fight.... is not... over yet!
NA: *takes a step, but suddenly his mouth explodes in fire and he grabs it*
Dan: What? Oh NO!
Naked Yuri: *is sucking on a big, large, purple, ribbed wand of some sort* Please, Nemisis Avenger, please, let us end this now!
NA: *grabs a sharp shard of wood* Yuri..... *throws stick*
Geese: NNNNNNOOOOOOO! *jumps in the way and gets impaled*
Yuri: Geese!
Geese: I, I think Im gonna die, really this time,
Yuri: You gave your life for me, your sacrifice will not be in vain! *lays down*
NA: *Approaches Yuri and Geese*
Yuri: *stabs herself with big, large, purple, ribbed wand of some sort*
NA: ARRGH! *grabs his crotch*
Dan: *runs over to Yuri*
Dan: Yuri, are you ok? Your bleeding
Joe: Yeah, it does that
Jin: *elbows Joe in the gut* Shush!
Yuri: Dan, kick Nemisis Avenger in the jewels, its possible now
Dan: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH! *runs at NA*
Dan: This is for Yuri! *kicks him in the gonzolas*
Dan: This is for Joe! *punch to the face*
Dan: This is for Jin! *kick to the throat*
Dan: This is for Ruby!! *elbow drop*
Dan: And this is for me! *another elbow drop*
Dan: And this is for the Giants! *figure four leglock*
Dan: and this is for SNK! *boston crab*
Dan: And this, this is FOR THE DREAMCAST! *throws him off the ship*
Joe: AWWRIGHT!
Dan: *Running over to Yuri*
Dan: I did it Yuri, as you said
Yuri: Good, I just, I couldn't let the one I love be hurt
Dan: LOVE!?
Ruby: WHAT! *kicks Yuri in the ribs*
Dan: Ruby!?!
Ruby: Love huh! *kicks again*
Dan: Ruby your alive!
Ruby: And your cheating on me with this kid! *punches him in the gut*
Dan: No Im not! Shes just a kid?
Yuri: A kid? *kicks Dan in the nuts* OOowww!
Dan: I wasn't serious!
Ruby: Oh you weren't? *smacks him with an anchor*
Dan: Wait, yes I was, no, wait, doh!
Joe: Hey, thats all and well, but we still got to get our girls too
Jin: Thats right
Remy: But before we go, lets take a moment to remember Geese, who gave his life so we could defeat the Nemisis Avenger
Jin: Yeah, good idea
Joe: Yes, lets do that
Yuri: Its so sad
Benny: He will be sorely missed
Vega: He was such a good guy
Choi: A master of his art
Geese: Good looking too
Ukyo: Very fatherly like
Girls: Ukkkyoo!
Ukyo: Dah!
Ruby: I owe him so much
Hyo: *emerging from the deck below* Hey whats all this racket?
Ruby: Who is that?
Hyo: Im Hyo Amano *winks at her and a little heart floats off*
Ruby: Oh really? Well Im taking back over this ship, would you like to be my first mate?
Dan: Ahem
Ruby: Oh yeah, DAN! Its so good to see you again!
Everyone: *laughes ala Thundercats ending*
Ryo: Ok man we gotta go look for her! Come on!
Robert: When this goes off
Ryo: ok....
*The Doobie Heart, after a long flight, has finally come to bear upon the Virgin Fortress*
Ruby: There it is
Dan: YAHHOOOI!
Joe: All right! Lets bust our chicks out outta there!
Remy: What are your orders Captain?
Ruby: Jin, prepare a landing party
Jin: Yo, EVERYBODY IN MY HOOPTY MECH!
Ruby: Prepare ramming speed!
Benimaru: WAIT!
Ryo: Hey this is the 24 hour arobic channel!
Robert: So?
Ryo: *grabs him by the neck and drags him into the car*
Ruby: What?
Benimaru: The fortress is protected by a Hymenfield!
Dan: Tee hee hee
Ruby: A what!?!?
Benny: Hymenfield
Dan: Tee hee hee
Ruby: What is that?
Ukyo: It is a field of protective energy that draws its strength upon the innocence of youth...
Joe: Yuk, how disgustingly poetic
Jin: Well, what now?
Ukyo: I know the secret entrance into the....
Girls: Uuukkyyoooooo!
Ukyo: Ahhh! *runs off*
Ruby: If we cant assualt it what can we do?
*they all stop to think*
Dan: I got it! Wait, no
Jin: Yes I understand now!
Joe: What!?
Jin: In order to do Guile's infinite, you have to OTG with a lk before launching them again!
Ruby: DUH!
Yuri: This is a tough situation huh
Joe: Wait I got it!
Ruby: What?
Joe: We destroy that which the shield gains its energy
Jin: But we have to get to the otherside of the force field, only virgins can do that!
Dan: Well that rules me out *winks at Ruby*
Jin: Me too, damn!
Joe: That plan sucked
Dan: *looks at Yuri*
Yuri: I dont wanna go! Not alone!
Geese: I'll go with her
Dan: Whoe! You can do that?
Geese:Sure why not
Robert: Where could she be?
Ryo: I dunno, just keep driving
*on the landing craft*
Yuri: Wow Geese, I sure didn't know you where a virgin
Geese: Im not
Yuri: Then how can you get through the Hymenfield?
Geese: the what? I been ironing my pants through the last few minutes of dialouge AhhhH! *burns alive as the ship passes through the Hymenfield*
Joe: Nnnoooo! Yuri is alone! She has no means to break the Hymens!
Dan: *picks up phone* ok, let me call someone to help
Jin: Who?
Dan: The biggest virgin ever
Phone: ring ring
Ryu: Hello?
Dan: Hey Ryu, want to get laid?
Ryu: Nope *click*
Dan: Damn!
Hyo: Excuse me
Dan: What is it poser?
Hyo: Ahem, but if the field runs on innocent emotions, then perhapes I can help
15 minutes later.......
Hyo: Ok, boys, hit it
*search lights light up a stage on the ship, all the girl in the fortress look out there windows*
Vega: Lets do it!
Vega is dressed like a policman, Benimaru a Indian, Hyo a construction worker, and Remy an Indian
Vega: Work it boys!
*they rip of there clothes and are wearing G strings*
Ruby: *sips her vodka*
Dan: I could do that y'know
Ruby: Shush!
Girls: OOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOO!
The Crew: *bends over*
Girls: AAAAAhhhhhhhh! *they all slowly lean back and get glazed looks on there eyes*
Jin: Hum, I wonder what they could ever be doing
Joe: I do not know, Jin. Baking Cookies?
Dan: They certainly are getting the oven warm
*a light lights up on the fortress*
Dan: Whats that light? *looks through binoculars*
Yuri: *is wearing a glow in the dark light up strap on apparatus and is going to town*
Geese: Arise, Dan's Rod-amus Prime
Dan: YAAHOOOIII!
Joe: What? Let me see!
Dan: No
Joe: Yes!
Ruby: ooooooooooooooooooooooo, ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Benny: Um, captain
Ruby: Mmmmmmmmm,
Benny: Captain!
Ruby: Ahh! Hey, what?
Benny: The shield is down
Ruby: Bring me a towel and attack head on!!!
*the ship flies in and opens up its guns on the fortress*
Joe: Hey wait, arnt their sweet young peices of ass in there?
Jin: yeah, two of those are ours!
Ruby: Ok, dont attack head on, just land
*the ship begins to set down*
Thousands of Virgins: *screams in delight*
Ruby: uh oh
Dan: Its a riot! EEEekk!
*they bourd the ship and assualt all males on bourd*
Dan: cripey! Run! Save yourselves! Scatter! Get me my viagra!
Joe: You take Viagra
Dan: Im gonna have to start if I get caught by a thousand horny virgins! Even Im not that powerful
Jin: We got to get inside the fortress!
Dan: You guys go ahead, me and the crew will do our best to hold them off!
Ruby: No you wont, your coming with me! *grabs him and runs into the captain's quarters*
Dan: What are you doing? We gotta..
Ruby: Shut up! *Smack*
Dan: Ow!
Ruby: Get on the bed! Do it!
Dan: Yes maam! Tee hee
Joe: That's a strange couple
Jin: We cant worry about that now, come on, lets swing ropes to the fort!
Joe: Swing ropes?
Jin: We are pirate! We swing rope!
Robert: Maybe she went to join the circus * driving by the virgin fortress *
CRASH!
*Honda Monster Truck crashes into the road in front of them*
Yuri: Heeelllppp!
Honda: *fires Uzi at Rob and Ryo, shattering the windshield*
Robert: Aaahhh my car! *cries*
Ryo: Lets go!
Robert and Ryo: *pull out automatic pistols*
Robert: After 'em!
*suddenly 5 black sedans pass Rob and Ryo, and passengers hang out the window fireing at them*
Ryo: WWoooowww! *fires*
Robert: Look out! I got it! *blows up Sedan*
Ryo: Wow we made it!
Robert: Thats it?
*deep inside the Fortress*
Joe: What the!?!?
Jin: Jeez!
*they are in a room with hundred of squirming virgins tied up in leather*
Sakura: Jin!
Kei: Joe!
Joe: What kinda sick, sadistic...
Jin: crazy, disfigured, perverted
Joe: Person could do this?
????: The Holy Kind!
Joe: Who are you?
*a tall guy in a long black cloak and a cross necklace stands before them*
????: I am the leader of the BDSM Christians!!
Joe: Ehh, ehh ehh,
Jin: thats im...impossible!
Joe: The Hammer Pants Ninja Clan wiped you out!
Liberman: Fool!! The Hammer Pants Ninja's powers pale in comparision to the BDSM Christians!
*somewhere on the Desert*
Ryo: *blows up another Sedan* WaaahhH!
Some Guy: *jumps on the hood of their car*
Robert: *shoots him in the face (so he cant have a open casket funeral)*
Ryo: Robert look out!
*a train is passing through, and there is an empty car toting truck thingie with the ramp on the back*
Robert: Here we go! *drives up the ramp and flies over the train*
Ryo: Your crazy!
Robert: Look out!
*dune buggies drive up from out of the desert and begin shooting at them*
Ryo: Who are these guys? *blows up Buggys*
Robert: Look out!
a train is passing through, and there is an empty car toting truck thingie with the ramp on the back*
Robert: Here we go! *drives up the ramp and flies over the train*
Ryo: Your crazy!
Robert: What are the odds of that happening twice eh?
Ryo: Look, its big fatty!
*Robert and Ryo catch up to E Honda's monster truck*
Robert: *takes aim*
Ryo: Wait! Yuri is up there!
Robert: Oh yeah
.........
Robert: If you dont have any bright ideas *takes aim*
Ryo: Your right *takes aim and begins fireing*
Ehonda: Doh! They caught up, I told you we shouldnt have stopped at KFC
Yuri: *nibbling on a Extra Tasty Crispey leg* Yum yum yum
Liberman: *tosses Joe to the side* Ha! Pathetic!
Jin: *punches at him*
Liberman: Whoops! *trips Jin*
Liberman: You guys really suck!
Joe: Aw man, we dont have the strength to beat him
Liberman: *takes out his whip*
Jin: What are you going to do with that?
Liberman: Jump rope of course
Joe and Jin: phew. We are glad your not gonna whip us!
Liberman: *eye twinkles*
E Honda: Ack! *dodging bullets* Hand me that roll Yuri
Yuri: No! Mine! *nibbles*
Honda: Gimmie! *snatches and tosses out the window*
Robert: Look out! *hits roll and flies up into the air*
Ryo and Robert: Whhhaaahhh!
Honda: Ha! That gottem!
Roberts Car: *lands on the monster Truck*
Robert: Gotcha!
Ryo: Goood Jooob
Yuri: yay!
*Joe and Jin are laid out, whip marks all over there body*
Joe: Strong, too strong
Jin: It's fading, fading, fading
Liberman: Right, your hope is fading fast! Hahahaha! I will control all the virgins!
Jin: Fading, fading
Liberman: Your life is fading
Jin: no, life not fading
Liberman: What then?
Jin: my......PROZAK!!!!!!
Liberman: Eh?
Jin: BLLLLOOOODDDIAAAAA! *slams Christian*
Liberman: What!
Jin: SSPPLLAADDDIAAAA! *kicks him in the face*
Liberman: Noooo!
Jin: *slobbers all over himself* EEESSSAAAAAHHH! ULTIMATE CYCLLLOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYAAAATRTTAACCCKKKKKKTTTTHHHIIINNNGGIIIEEEEEEEEEE!
Joe: allright!
Liberman: *gets caught in the cyclone* Look like BDSM Christians are blasting off again! *flies into space*
Joe: Yay we did it! *walks over to Jin*
Jin: *snaps at Joe's hand*
Joe: Acckk!
So Dan got laid again, and so did the crew of the Doobie, about 200 times each too (thousand virgins divided into the crew, something like that) and Joe and Jin got their chicks back, the BDSM Christian menace was defeated (for now) but what now
Ruby: well, we blew up a billion dollar Arial Base, a Dyke Incarseration center, this Virgin Fortress, escaped a Police Station, we are wanted people....
Dan: well think of something
Ruby: Mmmm, no, not another Rim Job Chizuru...
Dan: Nnno, what have those animals done to you? Its a Madhouse, a MADHOUSE!
*the nemisis avenger lands on the ship*
*Jin and Joe get in front of it*
Jin: Joe, Ill distract it, you take Dan and Ruby and get out of here!
Joe: Don't be stupid man, if we die we die together, hey wait a minute Im getting out of here!
Remy: A raider! Attack!
Remy: *assualts NA with girlie punches*
NA: *backhands Remy*
Remy: Ick, oh a fainted *sighs and feints*
Vega: OK Choi, lets get ready!
Choi: Right: *jumps onto Vega's other arm*
Vega and Choi: DOUBLE OMEGA GENOCIDE CLAW ATTACK PLUS ALPHA! Weeeeee!
N.A: *swats them away with his wing*
Vega: Ow I broke a nail!
Bennimaru: Oh no! Vega broke a nail! He needs immidate attention! *gets a nail file and runs over to vega*
Ukyo: Ok, those before me where morons, but I know how to kill you, prepare to meet your.... eh?
Girls: UUUkkkyyyyoooooo!
Ukyo: Ahh! *gets chased away by girls*
Geese: *jumps in front* Come on!
N.A: *stands there*
Geese: Arnt you gonna attack me?
NA: No
Geese: Damn! I admit defeat!
Joe: *hits NA from behind with a folded chair*
NA: *swats joe with his wing*
Jin: *pulls up NA a chair, and when NA tries to sit in it, Jin, pulls it away*
NA: *hits the floor with such and impact, it knocks a plank up and sents Jin flying Teeter tooter style*
Dan: *Getting up* Grr, take this! *runs at NA*
Dan: Dah! *punches NA in the gut*
NA: *is uneffected*
Dan: Siiya! *kicks*
NA: *grabs Dan's head and lifts him up and uppercuts him*
NA: *goes for Ruby*
Dan: Wait!
NA: *Turns around, his eyes glow*
Dan: The fight.... is not... over yet!
NA: *takes a step, but suddenly his mouth explodes in fire and he grabs it*
Dan: What? Oh NO!
Naked Yuri: *is sucking on a big, large, purple, ribbed wand of some sort* Please, Nemisis Avenger, please, let us end this now!
NA: *grabs a sharp shard of wood* Yuri..... *throws stick*
Geese: NNNNNNOOOOOOO! *jumps in the way and gets impaled*
Yuri: Geese!
Geese: I, I think Im gonna die, really this time,
Yuri: You gave your life for me, your sacrifice will not be in vain! *lays down*
NA: *Approaches Yuri and Geese*
Yuri: *stabs herself with big, large, purple, ribbed wand of some sort*
NA: ARRGH! *grabs his crotch*
Dan: *runs over to Yuri*
Dan: Yuri, are you ok? Your bleeding
Joe: Yeah, it does that
Jin: *elbows Joe in the gut* Shush!
Yuri: Dan, kick Nemisis Avenger in the jewels, its possible now
Dan: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH! *runs at NA*
Dan: This is for Yuri! *kicks him in the gonzolas*
Dan: This is for Joe! *punch to the face*
Dan: This is for Jin! *kick to the throat*
Dan: This is for Ruby!! *elbow drop*
Dan: And this is for me! *another elbow drop*
Dan: And this is for the Giants! *figure four leglock*
Dan: and this is for SNK! *boston crab*
Dan: And this, this is FOR THE DREAMCAST! *throws him off the ship*
Joe: AWWRIGHT!
Dan: *Running over to Yuri*
Dan: I did it Yuri, as you said
Yuri: Good, I just, I couldn't let the one I love be hurt
Dan: LOVE!?
Ruby: WHAT! *kicks Yuri in the ribs*
Dan: Ruby!?!
Ruby: Love huh! *kicks again*
Dan: Ruby your alive!
Ruby: And your cheating on me with this kid! *punches him in the gut*
Dan: No Im not! Shes just a kid?
Yuri: A kid? *kicks Dan in the nuts* OOowww!
Dan: I wasn't serious!
Ruby: Oh you weren't? *smacks him with an anchor*
Dan: Wait, yes I was, no, wait, doh!
Joe: Hey, thats all and well, but we still got to get our girls too
Jin: Thats right
Remy: But before we go, lets take a moment to remember Geese, who gave his life so we could defeat the Nemisis Avenger
Jin: Yeah, good idea
Joe: Yes, lets do that
Yuri: Its so sad
Benny: He will be sorely missed
Vega: He was such a good guy
Choi: A master of his art
Geese: Good looking too
Ukyo: Very fatherly like
Girls: Ukkkyoo!
Ukyo: Dah!
Ruby: I owe him so much
Hyo: *emerging from the deck below* Hey whats all this racket?
Ruby: Who is that?
Hyo: Im Hyo Amano *winks at her and a little heart floats off*
Ruby: Oh really? Well Im taking back over this ship, would you like to be my first mate?
Dan: Ahem
Ruby: Oh yeah, DAN! Its so good to see you again!
Everyone: *laughes ala Thundercats ending*
Ryo: Ok man we gotta go look for her! Come on!
Robert: When this goes off
Ryo: ok....
*The Doobie Heart, after a long flight, has finally come to bear upon the Virgin Fortress*
Ruby: There it is
Dan: YAHHOOOI!
Joe: All right! Lets bust our chicks out outta there!
Remy: What are your orders Captain?
Ruby: Jin, prepare a landing party
Jin: Yo, EVERYBODY IN MY HOOPTY MECH!
Ruby: Prepare ramming speed!
Benimaru: WAIT!
Ryo: Hey this is the 24 hour arobic channel!
Robert: So?
Ryo: *grabs him by the neck and drags him into the car*
Ruby: What?
Benimaru: The fortress is protected by a Hymenfield!
Dan: Tee hee hee
Ruby: A what!?!?
Benny: Hymenfield
Dan: Tee hee hee
Ruby: What is that?
Ukyo: It is a field of protective energy that draws its strength upon the innocence of youth...
Joe: Yuk, how disgustingly poetic
Jin: Well, what now?
Ukyo: I know the secret entrance into the....
Girls: Uuukkyyoooooo!
Ukyo: Ahhh! *runs off*
Ruby: If we cant assualt it what can we do?
*they all stop to think*
Dan: I got it! Wait, no
Jin: Yes I understand now!
Joe: What!?
Jin: In order to do Guile's infinite, you have to OTG with a lk before launching them again!
Ruby: DUH!
Yuri: This is a tough situation huh
Joe: Wait I got it!
Ruby: What?
Joe: We destroy that which the shield gains its energy
Jin: But we have to get to the otherside of the force field, only virgins can do that!
Dan: Well that rules me out *winks at Ruby*
Jin: Me too, damn!
Joe: That plan sucked
Dan: *looks at Yuri*
Yuri: I dont wanna go! Not alone!
Geese: I'll go with her
Dan: Whoe! You can do that?
Geese:Sure why not
Robert: Where could she be?
Ryo: I dunno, just keep driving
*on the landing craft*
Yuri: Wow Geese, I sure didn't know you where a virgin
Geese: Im not
Yuri: Then how can you get through the Hymenfield?
Geese: the what? I been ironing my pants through the last few minutes of dialouge AhhhH! *burns alive as the ship passes through the Hymenfield*
Joe: Nnnoooo! Yuri is alone! She has no means to break the Hymens!
Dan: *picks up phone* ok, let me call someone to help
Jin: Who?
Dan: The biggest virgin ever
Phone: ring ring
Ryu: Hello?
Dan: Hey Ryu, want to get laid?
Ryu: Nope *click*
Dan: Damn!
Hyo: Excuse me
Dan: What is it poser?
Hyo: Ahem, but if the field runs on innocent emotions, then perhapes I can help
15 minutes later.......
Hyo: Ok, boys, hit it
*search lights light up a stage on the ship, all the girl in the fortress look out there windows*
Vega: Lets do it!
Vega is dressed like a policman, Benimaru a Indian, Hyo a construction worker, and Remy an Indian
Vega: Work it boys!
*they rip of there clothes and are wearing G strings*
Ruby: *sips her vodka*
Dan: I could do that y'know
Ruby: Shush!
Girls: OOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOO!
The Crew: *bends over*
Girls: AAAAAhhhhhhhh! *they all slowly lean back and get glazed looks on there eyes*
Jin: Hum, I wonder what they could ever be doing
Joe: I do not know, Jin. Baking Cookies?
Dan: They certainly are getting the oven warm
*a light lights up on the fortress*
Dan: Whats that light? *looks through binoculars*
Yuri: *is wearing a glow in the dark light up strap on apparatus and is going to town*
Geese: Arise, Dan's Rod-amus Prime
Dan: YAAHOOOIII!
Joe: What? Let me see!
Dan: No
Joe: Yes!
Ruby: ooooooooooooooooooooooo, ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Benny: Um, captain
Ruby: Mmmmmmmmm,
Benny: Captain!
Ruby: Ahh! Hey, what?
Benny: The shield is down
Ruby: Bring me a towel and attack head on!!!
*the ship flies in and opens up its guns on the fortress*
Joe: Hey wait, arnt their sweet young peices of ass in there?
Jin: yeah, two of those are ours!
Ruby: Ok, dont attack head on, just land
*the ship begins to set down*
Thousands of Virgins: *screams in delight*
Ruby: uh oh
Dan: Its a riot! EEEekk!
*they bourd the ship and assualt all males on bourd*
Dan: cripey! Run! Save yourselves! Scatter! Get me my viagra!
Joe: You take Viagra
Dan: Im gonna have to start if I get caught by a thousand horny virgins! Even Im not that powerful
Jin: We got to get inside the fortress!
Dan: You guys go ahead, me and the crew will do our best to hold them off!
Ruby: No you wont, your coming with me! *grabs him and runs into the captain's quarters*
Dan: What are you doing? We gotta..
Ruby: Shut up! *Smack*
Dan: Ow!
Ruby: Get on the bed! Do it!
Dan: Yes maam! Tee hee
Joe: That's a strange couple
Jin: We cant worry about that now, come on, lets swing ropes to the fort!
Joe: Swing ropes?
Jin: We are pirate! We swing rope!
Robert: Maybe she went to join the circus * driving by the virgin fortress *
CRASH!
*Honda Monster Truck crashes into the road in front of them*
Yuri: Heeelllppp!
Honda: *fires Uzi at Rob and Ryo, shattering the windshield*
Robert: Aaahhh my car! *cries*
Ryo: Lets go!
Robert and Ryo: *pull out automatic pistols*
Robert: After 'em!
*suddenly 5 black sedans pass Rob and Ryo, and passengers hang out the window fireing at them*
Ryo: WWoooowww! *fires*
Robert: Look out! I got it! *blows up Sedan*
Ryo: Wow we made it!
Robert: Thats it?
*deep inside the Fortress*
Joe: What the!?!?
Jin: Jeez!
*they are in a room with hundred of squirming virgins tied up in leather*
Sakura: Jin!
Kei: Joe!
Joe: What kinda sick, sadistic...
Jin: crazy, disfigured, perverted
Joe: Person could do this?
????: The Holy Kind!
Joe: Who are you?
*a tall guy in a long black cloak and a cross necklace stands before them*
????: I am the leader of the BDSM Christians!!
Joe: Ehh, ehh ehh,
Jin: thats im...impossible!
Joe: The Hammer Pants Ninja Clan wiped you out!
Liberman: Fool!! The Hammer Pants Ninja's powers pale in comparision to the BDSM Christians!
*somewhere on the Desert*
Ryo: *blows up another Sedan* WaaahhH!
Some Guy: *jumps on the hood of their car*
Robert: *shoots him in the face (so he cant have a open casket funeral)*
Ryo: Robert look out!
*a train is passing through, and there is an empty car toting truck thingie with the ramp on the back*
Robert: Here we go! *drives up the ramp and flies over the train*
Ryo: Your crazy!
Robert: Look out!
*dune buggies drive up from out of the desert and begin shooting at them*
Ryo: Who are these guys? *blows up Buggys*
Robert: Look out!
a train is passing through, and there is an empty car toting truck thingie with the ramp on the back*
Robert: Here we go! *drives up the ramp and flies over the train*
Ryo: Your crazy!
Robert: What are the odds of that happening twice eh?
Ryo: Look, its big fatty!
*Robert and Ryo catch up to E Honda's monster truck*
Robert: *takes aim*
Ryo: Wait! Yuri is up there!
Robert: Oh yeah
.........
Robert: If you dont have any bright ideas *takes aim*
Ryo: Your right *takes aim and begins fireing*
Ehonda: Doh! They caught up, I told you we shouldnt have stopped at KFC
Yuri: *nibbling on a Extra Tasty Crispey leg* Yum yum yum
Liberman: *tosses Joe to the side* Ha! Pathetic!
Jin: *punches at him*
Liberman: Whoops! *trips Jin*
Liberman: You guys really suck!
Joe: Aw man, we dont have the strength to beat him
Liberman: *takes out his whip*
Jin: What are you going to do with that?
Liberman: Jump rope of course
Joe and Jin: phew. We are glad your not gonna whip us!
Liberman: *eye twinkles*
E Honda: Ack! *dodging bullets* Hand me that roll Yuri
Yuri: No! Mine! *nibbles*
Honda: Gimmie! *snatches and tosses out the window*
Robert: Look out! *hits roll and flies up into the air*
Ryo and Robert: Whhhaaahhh!
Honda: Ha! That gottem!
Roberts Car: *lands on the monster Truck*
Robert: Gotcha!
Ryo: Goood Jooob
Yuri: yay!
*Joe and Jin are laid out, whip marks all over there body*
Joe: Strong, too strong
Jin: It's fading, fading, fading
Liberman: Right, your hope is fading fast! Hahahaha! I will control all the virgins!
Jin: Fading, fading
Liberman: Your life is fading
Jin: no, life not fading
Liberman: What then?
Jin: my......PROZAK!!!!!!
Liberman: Eh?
Jin: BLLLLOOOODDDIAAAAA! *slams Christian*
Liberman: What!
Jin: SSPPLLAADDDIAAAA! *kicks him in the face*
Liberman: Noooo!
Jin: *slobbers all over himself* EEESSSAAAAAHHH! ULTIMATE CYCLLLOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYAAAATRTTAACCCKKKKKKTTTTHHHIIINNNGGIIIEEEEEEEEEE!
Joe: allright!
Liberman: *gets caught in the cyclone* Look like BDSM Christians are blasting off again! *flies into space*
Joe: Yay we did it! *walks over to Jin*
Jin: *snaps at Joe's hand*
Joe: Acckk!
So Dan got laid again, and so did the crew of the Doobie, about 200 times each too (thousand virgins divided into the crew, something like that) and Joe and Jin got their chicks back, the BDSM Christian menace was defeated (for now) but what now
Ruby: well, we blew up a billion dollar Arial Base, a Dyke Incarseration center, this Virgin Fortress, escaped a Police Station, we are wanted people....
Dan: well think of something