*Dan, Joe, Jin, and OJ Simpson are sitting at a table in the waffle house, sipping coffee*
OJ: So i said, ''Not Guilty!'' Haha
Joe, Dan, Jin: BWWAAAAHHAAAHHAA
Dan: Thats a good story
Jin: Hee hee, huh!? How did this bloody knife get in my Omlette?
OJ: Dont look at me, I was on an airplane at the time
Ruby: *walks up to the table*
Dan: Hey Ruby, *sip*
Ruby: Dan, hun, what are you doing?
Dan: Im having a cup of coffe with OJ
OJ: Hi!
Ruby: *smacks Dan with anchor* No your not! Your sitting in a public place Mr. Public Enemy number 1!
Dan: Ow!
Joe: But nobody sees us, see?
*everyone in the diner stops staring at them and looks at their plates*
Joe: See? we are flies on the wall
Ruby: Then how do you explain people not noticing the giant robot in the parking lot?
Jin: *clicks a button on a remote*
????: Viper Armed!
Dan: I didn't know you had a alarm on your mech
Jin: I dont...
Cable: Viper Beam!!
Dan: Look out!
All: *ducks and covers*
Dan: Ack!
Joe: *grabs a frying pan*
Akkiko: Hey give that back!
Joe: *reflects Viper beam back at Cable*
Cable: Ow!
Dan: Let move out! *Benny Hill music starts as they make their escape*
Meanwhile.... far far far away in space
Dark Queen: Ha! With the Battletoads finally stomped under my high heels, the universe is mine for the taking!
Dark Queen: My Empire is emmense, now I will enslave all beings with my Dark Magical power!
D.Q: But, i must make sure no one can stand in my way! Magic Mirror!
M&M: Yes my Queen?
DQ: What is in my future,
MM: I see in the future you are the ruler of the universe, total omnipotent being, except....
DQ: Yes? Yes?
MM: A child, yes, I see a child that has the abiltiy to stop you, an earthling
DQ: I will send my squads to kill it! When will it be born?
MM: In Nine months....
At that same moment, in the Captain's Quarters of the Dooby Heart
Dan: Uh oh...
Ruby: What do you mean ''uh oh''
*In Joe's room, Kei is asleep and Joe is watching Letterman while drinking some Jim Beam*
RUBY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT BROKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: *spits out liqour* Holy Smokes!
The following morning...
Ruby: *emerges from her room in her thin lepoard robe*
Ruby: *yawn*
Ruby: *stumbles over to the coffee pot*
Joe: *walks into the kitchen in his boxers and cuts on the TV*
TV: MrT: I pity the fool that tries to get me on that plane!
TV: Murdoch: I can fly I can fly I can fly!
TV: MrT: Dont you be talkin to no pretend animals
Joe: Hahahaha!
Benimaru: *shuffles into the kitchen with his hair a mess*
Benny: Whats for lunch?
Ruby: Lunch?
Benny: Wait, what time is it?
Joe: 9:40
Benny: Its to early for lunch, Im goin' back to bed
*Vega also shuffles into the room and takes a seat at the table while Ruby begins fixing eggs*
Jin: *from another room* What!?
....
Jin: Why cant you do it?
....
Jin: Im not being loud, I just dont want to do it!
....
Jin: Argh! Ok fine!
Joe: *sips coffee*
Jin: *walks into room with his head hung*
Joe: That time of the month?
Jin: yeah
Joe: Grocery store run?
Jin: uh huh
Dan: *walks into ship carrying the mail*
Dan: Hey Joe your Penthouse finally came
Joe: Aww right!
Dan: Hhmm lessee, Vega, here is your Vanity Fair
Vega: yaaaaaaahhhh!!
Dan: Hey look at this!
notecard: This is a reminder of Mr Dan Hibiki's dentist appointment today at 4:20
Ruby: Your not going
Dan: Aww why not?
Ruby: we all are wanted Pirates! You cant tromp around going to dentists!
Dan: But dentel hygine is important, even for pirates
Ruby: But its too dangerous, we need to stay out of the public eye
Vega: The post office knows where we are
Jin: Duh Vega, thats because they know our address
Joe: I dont see why he cant go Ruby, well go with him to back him up in case trouble arrives, besides Jin has to leave to go pick up Kotex long super with wings *sips*
Kei: *calling from the bedroom* pick me up some Playtex Ultras too hunny!
Joe: ddaarrrgghhH!
Dan: Ah ha!
Ruby: Dont think your off the hook mister!
Dan: Doh!
Ruby: Run by Gambit's house and pick up an ounce
Dan: Yahhoi!
*At the Doctor N Pediatric Dentistry office*
Blodia: *lands on a playground* BOOM
*do to budget cuts the transition from Blodia to the Dentistry office has been ommited*
*there is a brightly lit waiting room, with blocks and misc. toys on the floor, and a number of cushy seats by tables with magazines on them*
Receptionst: Hello how may I help you?
Dan: Dan Hibiki please!
Receptionst: Okie Dokie please fill out these forms and we will be right with you
Dan: *scibbles his name on the form, shows it to the receptionist, and then throws it at her*
*meanwhile, Jin has found the blocks*
Jin: Legos, I love them, Im gonna make a Mini Bloodia!
Joe: *flipping though the magazines*
Joe: All they have are Women's Home Journal....
*back in the Denist section*
Nurse: Okie dokey, just have a seat in this chair and the someone will be right with you
Dan: Ok... *sits in seat*
Dan: ........ *swings legs*
Anita: *stares at Dan*
Dan: *smiles*
Anita: *stares at Dan*
Dan: Hi!
Anita: *stares at Dan*
Dan: You come to visit the dentist?
Anita: *runs away*
Dan: hmm......
Joe: *is reading Women's Home Journal with a look of concentration and confusion*
Jin: Damn! Im out of red! Hey kid! gimmie your red!
Kid: Noo!
Jin: Yes, your not using them anyway, what is that a turd or something?
Kid: Its a fire truck!
Jin: Its a big red turd, now give me those reds!
Dan: *is looking at the winnie the pooh wallpaper*
Roll: *peaks around the corner*
Dan: Hi!
Roll: *screams and runs off*
Dan: Oh well *lays back in chair*
Lilith: *walks by with a frown on her face*
Dan: Hey sexy!
Lilith: *cheers up and smiles, exposing horrible braces*
Dan: EEeeeekk!
Lilith: *begins to weep and runs off* Waaaahaaahaaa
Claire Redfield: Hello Mr Hibiki
Dan: Hi!
Claire: And how are you doing to day?
Dan: Good!
Claire: Wow! Thats great, so lets get them teeth all pearly white ok?
Dan: Ok!
Joe: *tears out a couple pages and stuffs them in his pocket*
Receptionist: Im sorry sir I dont think we have anymore black legos
Jin: uh, ok, you have a black magic marker that I can color them with?
Receptionist: Im afraid I cant let you do that
Jin: *slams fist down* Dammit woman!
Claire: *has 5 appliances in Dan's mouth, and is cleaning teeth*
Claire: So what have you been up to?
Dan: Muuhhmm, jarrrggg
Claire: Oh really? I saw you on the news the other day
Dan: mhhjeee? kllarrggg, baaklarg, ffffssttt
Claire: I like it that style too
Dan: mhhjeee? sssaba, de hummheen, blargla?
Claire: Naa, i dont think so.
Dan: Mmhhhjjk, ffaa faa, gooloo, krak, ka ka, fuunnn ju ju, beelllvvveeee, hugjuken, crallka, mmphh mpphhh
Claire: Uh huh?
Dan: feeenn, guka!
Claire: yeah
Dan: huuu funnen, haha
Claire: All done! *takes things out*
Dan: so I told him, ''Thats not a 3 liter bottle of Spring Water, thats my wife!'' haahaa!
Claire: hee hee, ok, the Doc will be right over here soon to check your teeth for cavites
Dan: ok
Duke Nukem: Hey little buddy!
Dan: Hey Duke!
Duke: I hope you weren't expecting some geek teen with a Nintendo strapped to his belt
Dan: I never am, but what are you doing back in the Dentist bizz
Duke: Well it looks like Duke Nukem Forever will be released next millienum, so I gotta make a living y'know
*BOOM!*
Duke: What the?
Joe: What was that? *looks out window*
Jin: *looking* Is that, Jackie Chan?
Hon Fu: Come out with your hands up!
Joe: Crap! They got Jackie Chan!
Duke: *busting out the door with machine guns* She told me she was 18! I swear! BAM! BAM BAM!
Hon Fu: Fire 2!
Cannon: *blows open the waiting room*
Joe: Dan, we gotta get outta here!
Dan: But I havnt had my flouride treatment!
Joe: No time, we gotta go now!
Jin: I'll cover us! Mini Bloodia! Go!
Mini-Bloodia: Ito Kusen! *flies away*
Jin: Bloodia!
Mini-Bloodia: *fires stinger missles and blows up the cannon*
Joe: In the mech, lets go!
OJ: So i said, ''Not Guilty!'' Haha
Joe, Dan, Jin: BWWAAAAHHAAAHHAA
Dan: Thats a good story
Jin: Hee hee, huh!? How did this bloody knife get in my Omlette?
OJ: Dont look at me, I was on an airplane at the time
Ruby: *walks up to the table*
Dan: Hey Ruby, *sip*
Ruby: Dan, hun, what are you doing?
Dan: Im having a cup of coffe with OJ
OJ: Hi!
Ruby: *smacks Dan with anchor* No your not! Your sitting in a public place Mr. Public Enemy number 1!
Dan: Ow!
Joe: But nobody sees us, see?
*everyone in the diner stops staring at them and looks at their plates*
Joe: See? we are flies on the wall
Ruby: Then how do you explain people not noticing the giant robot in the parking lot?
Jin: *clicks a button on a remote*
????: Viper Armed!
Dan: I didn't know you had a alarm on your mech
Jin: I dont...
Cable: Viper Beam!!
Dan: Look out!
All: *ducks and covers*
Dan: Ack!
Joe: *grabs a frying pan*
Akkiko: Hey give that back!
Joe: *reflects Viper beam back at Cable*
Cable: Ow!
Dan: Let move out! *Benny Hill music starts as they make their escape*
Meanwhile.... far far far away in space
Dark Queen: Ha! With the Battletoads finally stomped under my high heels, the universe is mine for the taking!
Dark Queen: My Empire is emmense, now I will enslave all beings with my Dark Magical power!
D.Q: But, i must make sure no one can stand in my way! Magic Mirror!
M&M: Yes my Queen?
DQ: What is in my future,
MM: I see in the future you are the ruler of the universe, total omnipotent being, except....
DQ: Yes? Yes?
MM: A child, yes, I see a child that has the abiltiy to stop you, an earthling
DQ: I will send my squads to kill it! When will it be born?
MM: In Nine months....
At that same moment, in the Captain's Quarters of the Dooby Heart
Dan: Uh oh...
Ruby: What do you mean ''uh oh''
*In Joe's room, Kei is asleep and Joe is watching Letterman while drinking some Jim Beam*
RUBY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT BROKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: *spits out liqour* Holy Smokes!
The following morning...
Ruby: *emerges from her room in her thin lepoard robe*
Ruby: *yawn*
Ruby: *stumbles over to the coffee pot*
Joe: *walks into the kitchen in his boxers and cuts on the TV*
TV: MrT: I pity the fool that tries to get me on that plane!
TV: Murdoch: I can fly I can fly I can fly!
TV: MrT: Dont you be talkin to no pretend animals
Joe: Hahahaha!
Benimaru: *shuffles into the kitchen with his hair a mess*
Benny: Whats for lunch?
Ruby: Lunch?
Benny: Wait, what time is it?
Joe: 9:40
Benny: Its to early for lunch, Im goin' back to bed
*Vega also shuffles into the room and takes a seat at the table while Ruby begins fixing eggs*
Jin: *from another room* What!?
....
Jin: Why cant you do it?
....
Jin: Im not being loud, I just dont want to do it!
....
Jin: Argh! Ok fine!
Joe: *sips coffee*
Jin: *walks into room with his head hung*
Joe: That time of the month?
Jin: yeah
Joe: Grocery store run?
Jin: uh huh
Dan: *walks into ship carrying the mail*
Dan: Hey Joe your Penthouse finally came
Joe: Aww right!
Dan: Hhmm lessee, Vega, here is your Vanity Fair
Vega: yaaaaaaahhhh!!
Dan: Hey look at this!
notecard: This is a reminder of Mr Dan Hibiki's dentist appointment today at 4:20
Ruby: Your not going
Dan: Aww why not?
Ruby: we all are wanted Pirates! You cant tromp around going to dentists!
Dan: But dentel hygine is important, even for pirates
Ruby: But its too dangerous, we need to stay out of the public eye
Vega: The post office knows where we are
Jin: Duh Vega, thats because they know our address
Joe: I dont see why he cant go Ruby, well go with him to back him up in case trouble arrives, besides Jin has to leave to go pick up Kotex long super with wings *sips*
Kei: *calling from the bedroom* pick me up some Playtex Ultras too hunny!
Joe: ddaarrrgghhH!
Dan: Ah ha!
Ruby: Dont think your off the hook mister!
Dan: Doh!
Ruby: Run by Gambit's house and pick up an ounce
Dan: Yahhoi!
*At the Doctor N Pediatric Dentistry office*
Blodia: *lands on a playground* BOOM
*do to budget cuts the transition from Blodia to the Dentistry office has been ommited*
*there is a brightly lit waiting room, with blocks and misc. toys on the floor, and a number of cushy seats by tables with magazines on them*
Receptionst: Hello how may I help you?
Dan: Dan Hibiki please!
Receptionst: Okie Dokie please fill out these forms and we will be right with you
Dan: *scibbles his name on the form, shows it to the receptionist, and then throws it at her*
*meanwhile, Jin has found the blocks*
Jin: Legos, I love them, Im gonna make a Mini Bloodia!
Joe: *flipping though the magazines*
Joe: All they have are Women's Home Journal....
*back in the Denist section*
Nurse: Okie dokey, just have a seat in this chair and the someone will be right with you
Dan: Ok... *sits in seat*
Dan: ........ *swings legs*
Anita: *stares at Dan*
Dan: *smiles*
Anita: *stares at Dan*
Dan: Hi!
Anita: *stares at Dan*
Dan: You come to visit the dentist?
Anita: *runs away*
Dan: hmm......
Joe: *is reading Women's Home Journal with a look of concentration and confusion*
Jin: Damn! Im out of red! Hey kid! gimmie your red!
Kid: Noo!
Jin: Yes, your not using them anyway, what is that a turd or something?
Kid: Its a fire truck!
Jin: Its a big red turd, now give me those reds!
Dan: *is looking at the winnie the pooh wallpaper*
Roll: *peaks around the corner*
Dan: Hi!
Roll: *screams and runs off*
Dan: Oh well *lays back in chair*
Lilith: *walks by with a frown on her face*
Dan: Hey sexy!
Lilith: *cheers up and smiles, exposing horrible braces*
Dan: EEeeeekk!
Lilith: *begins to weep and runs off* Waaaahaaahaaa
Claire Redfield: Hello Mr Hibiki
Dan: Hi!
Claire: And how are you doing to day?
Dan: Good!
Claire: Wow! Thats great, so lets get them teeth all pearly white ok?
Dan: Ok!
Joe: *tears out a couple pages and stuffs them in his pocket*
Receptionist: Im sorry sir I dont think we have anymore black legos
Jin: uh, ok, you have a black magic marker that I can color them with?
Receptionist: Im afraid I cant let you do that
Jin: *slams fist down* Dammit woman!
Claire: *has 5 appliances in Dan's mouth, and is cleaning teeth*
Claire: So what have you been up to?
Dan: Muuhhmm, jarrrggg
Claire: Oh really? I saw you on the news the other day
Dan: mhhjeee? kllarrggg, baaklarg, ffffssttt
Claire: I like it that style too
Dan: mhhjeee? sssaba, de hummheen, blargla?
Claire: Naa, i dont think so.
Dan: Mmhhhjjk, ffaa faa, gooloo, krak, ka ka, fuunnn ju ju, beelllvvveeee, hugjuken, crallka, mmphh mpphhh
Claire: Uh huh?
Dan: feeenn, guka!
Claire: yeah
Dan: huuu funnen, haha
Claire: All done! *takes things out*
Dan: so I told him, ''Thats not a 3 liter bottle of Spring Water, thats my wife!'' haahaa!
Claire: hee hee, ok, the Doc will be right over here soon to check your teeth for cavites
Dan: ok
Duke Nukem: Hey little buddy!
Dan: Hey Duke!
Duke: I hope you weren't expecting some geek teen with a Nintendo strapped to his belt
Dan: I never am, but what are you doing back in the Dentist bizz
Duke: Well it looks like Duke Nukem Forever will be released next millienum, so I gotta make a living y'know
*BOOM!*
Duke: What the?
Joe: What was that? *looks out window*
Jin: *looking* Is that, Jackie Chan?
Hon Fu: Come out with your hands up!
Joe: Crap! They got Jackie Chan!
Duke: *busting out the door with machine guns* She told me she was 18! I swear! BAM! BAM BAM!
Hon Fu: Fire 2!
Cannon: *blows open the waiting room*
Joe: Dan, we gotta get outta here!
Dan: But I havnt had my flouride treatment!
Joe: No time, we gotta go now!
Jin: I'll cover us! Mini Bloodia! Go!
Mini-Bloodia: Ito Kusen! *flies away*
Jin: Bloodia!
Mini-Bloodia: *fires stinger missles and blows up the cannon*
Joe: In the mech, lets go!