Dark Queen: Set a course to Earth, we must capture that planet and destroy all unborn fetuses to ensure my reign of terror!
Back at Home: In the bathroom of the Dooby Heart
Ruby: This cant be right! Give me another one!
Kei: You've tried them all!
Ruby: There is a 2% margin of error! Im just unlucky today is all!
Sakura: Is the plus a yes or a no?
*87 tests later*
Ruby: The plus must mean its positive that Im NOT pregnant right?
Sakura: Better do it one more time to be sure
Ruby: No, thats what it means, Im NOT pregnant, right?
Kei: I dunno
Ruby: No, it means im not
Kei: Well...
Ruby: SAY IT!
Dan: *peeking in* How goes it?
Ruby: AAAHHH! Get outta here! *tosses sink at him*
Dan: Eeek!
DQ: Excellent, we are in hailing distance to Earth, but we are still a few days journey away from them.
Lueitenant: Shall I open a frequency?
DQ: Yes, contact my comrade in arms, the most evil being on the Earth, David, the leader of the BDSM Christians!
Luitenant: *dials number*
Speaker: Sorry, David, also known as ''BDSM'' has been killed by Dan Hibiki and his friends, if you would like to avenge his death, press 1 now
Litenant: *looks to Queen*
DQ: *nods*
Lootenant: *presses 1*
Speker: Thank you, your call will now be forwarded
*abourd the Dooby Heart, it is a bright and sunny morning, where our hero Dan is dreaming in his ever so pleasant slumber*
Dan: take this Darth Vader! Gadoken!
Darth Vader: Impressive, but you are not a Jedi Yet!
Dan: Well see about that!
Vader: BARF! *splash spalsh
Dan: What?
Vader: BARF! *splash splash*
Dan: *waking up*
Ruby: BARF! *splash splash* *flush*
Dan: Are you ok hun?
Ruby: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU EVIL SATAN THING!
Dan: Eeep!
Ruby: YOU SEE WHAT YOUR CHURNLING SEED HAS DONE TO ME!
Dan: Im gonna go fix breakfast
Ruby: I WILL KILL YOU!!
*Dan walks into the kitchen, Jin is fixing pancakes and Joe is reading the newspaper*
Jin: Whats up man, how you want your pancakes
Dan: I likem flat
Ruby: *busting in the kitchen* Did you call me fat!!
Dan: N,no! I said flat!
Ruby: *grabs his collar and decks him, sending him flying across the room*
*little do they know, that elsewhere, trouble is lurking abourd the ship, an intruder is hiding on the deck*
????: (hmmmm, there they are, and one of them is pregnant, I bet she isn't even married, I cannot allow this to continue, wait, someone is coming)
Geese: Do be doo, *sits down in a lounge chair*
Geese: Time for a nice tan! *picks up tan mirrors*
Ruby: And stay out! *kicks Dan out on the deck*
Dan: ooof!
Ruby: You too! *kicks Jin out*
Jin: Hey, my pancakes will burn!
Ruby: *Throws frying pan and hits Jin in the head*
Jin: Ahh!
Ruby: What are you looking at!
Joe: Nothing!
Ruby: *slams door*
Dan: *dust himself off* She fiesty today
Jin: Tell me about it, I wonder whats gestating in her
Geese: What an ubertramp, eh? GHAAAHH!
Dan: What the?
*there is a black cloaked person standing over Geese, who now has a sword through his chest*
Jin: Geese no!
????: He had such a fowl mouth
Dan: Damn you show yourself!
????: So do you, i feel pity for you?
Dan: What? Pity?
????: You live on this boat and have sex and do drugs all day
Dan: yeah?
????: That is not official storyline, dont worry I will set you straight
Jin: Enough of this Jibber Jabber, this clown killed Geese! *punches*
????: *smacks Jin away with the sword*
Jin: Oh yeah? Take this! *backhand, it hits ???? head and knocks the cloak away*
Jin: Wait a minute, dont I know you?
Shi: You fool! I only want to save you from your immorailty! *kicks Jin in da face*
Jin: Ow my nose! *falls down*
Dan: Why you!
Shi: Dont fight it! That is immoral! I am the keeper of the moral video games, it is my duty to keep everything in their official storyline! Fanfiction is immortal!
Dan: You killed Geese! That is immoral!
Shi: ...... shut up! *swings sword*
Dan: *ducks and sweeps*
Shi: *Hops*
Dan: *uppercuts*
Shi: *gets popped in da nose*
Shi: Ow! Why you! You dont want to go quietly eh? Feel my whip! *flays whip around*
Dan: *gets tied up*
Shi: Dont worry, where you are taking me your emotions wont be violated by being forced to kill people, blow things up, and have sex
Dan: But I like sex! *struggles*
Shi: To no avail! It is useless to resist, I am the surviving heir to the BDSM Christians, you cannot defeat me!
Whip: *gets sliced*
Shi: What?
*Jin is standing there with his sword out*
Jin: ok pal, I've never had to use this before, but you have arrived on a special occasion! *jumps at Shi*
Shi: *parry's Jin*
Jin: *swings again*
Shi: *dodges*
Jin: *stabs Shi's toe*
Shi: Ow my toe!
Jin: Hahah!
Shi: *slices Jin's shoulder*
Jin: Haha!
Shi: What? His micheal Jackson costume isn't just for looks, its impervous to my sword!
Jin: Thats right sweetie!
Shi: *kicks him in the nuts*
Jin: Darn! *falls over*
Shi: Hahaha, is that the best that you all have? How immoral,
Dan: We may not be saints, but we can still kick ass!
Shi: You admit your immorality, victory for me!
Dan: What?
Shi: and you think that you suck, double win!
Dan: What are you talking about? I dont think I suck!
Shi: Double win over Dan and his pregnant girlfriend!
Ruby: *kicks door out* WHAT!? I AM NOT PREGNANT!
Shi: Ha! Fall before my Sword! *her arms splits into 6*
Shi: Snake Fang Strike!
Geese: *running out into the deck* Look out Ruby, only 2 arms are real!
Ruby: only 2 are real, but which ones? *looks at the arms*
Shi: Hahahahahah! You cant choose in time! Double Victory for me!
Ruby: I got your double victory right here! *pulls out a double barrel shotgun and shoots Shi in the face*
*Away in space*
DQ: I've seen enough, terminate the feed. Hmmmm, it appears that the people responsible for the overthrow of the BDSM Christians have a pregnant member, that must be the child, it has to be. Only from parents strong enough to destroy David and Shi could conceive a child strong enough to destroy me. Hahahaha! Captain, prepare your invasion force!
Back at Home: In the bathroom of the Dooby Heart
Ruby: This cant be right! Give me another one!
Kei: You've tried them all!
Ruby: There is a 2% margin of error! Im just unlucky today is all!
Sakura: Is the plus a yes or a no?
*87 tests later*
Ruby: The plus must mean its positive that Im NOT pregnant right?
Sakura: Better do it one more time to be sure
Ruby: No, thats what it means, Im NOT pregnant, right?
Kei: I dunno
Ruby: No, it means im not
Kei: Well...
Ruby: SAY IT!
Dan: *peeking in* How goes it?
Ruby: AAAHHH! Get outta here! *tosses sink at him*
Dan: Eeek!
DQ: Excellent, we are in hailing distance to Earth, but we are still a few days journey away from them.
Lueitenant: Shall I open a frequency?
DQ: Yes, contact my comrade in arms, the most evil being on the Earth, David, the leader of the BDSM Christians!
Luitenant: *dials number*
Speaker: Sorry, David, also known as ''BDSM'' has been killed by Dan Hibiki and his friends, if you would like to avenge his death, press 1 now
Litenant: *looks to Queen*
DQ: *nods*
Lootenant: *presses 1*
Speker: Thank you, your call will now be forwarded
*abourd the Dooby Heart, it is a bright and sunny morning, where our hero Dan is dreaming in his ever so pleasant slumber*
Dan: take this Darth Vader! Gadoken!
Darth Vader: Impressive, but you are not a Jedi Yet!
Dan: Well see about that!
Vader: BARF! *splash spalsh
Dan: What?
Vader: BARF! *splash splash*
Dan: *waking up*
Ruby: BARF! *splash splash* *flush*
Dan: Are you ok hun?
Ruby: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU EVIL SATAN THING!
Dan: Eeep!
Ruby: YOU SEE WHAT YOUR CHURNLING SEED HAS DONE TO ME!
Dan: Im gonna go fix breakfast
Ruby: I WILL KILL YOU!!
*Dan walks into the kitchen, Jin is fixing pancakes and Joe is reading the newspaper*
Jin: Whats up man, how you want your pancakes
Dan: I likem flat
Ruby: *busting in the kitchen* Did you call me fat!!
Dan: N,no! I said flat!
Ruby: *grabs his collar and decks him, sending him flying across the room*
*little do they know, that elsewhere, trouble is lurking abourd the ship, an intruder is hiding on the deck*
????: (hmmmm, there they are, and one of them is pregnant, I bet she isn't even married, I cannot allow this to continue, wait, someone is coming)
Geese: Do be doo, *sits down in a lounge chair*
Geese: Time for a nice tan! *picks up tan mirrors*
Ruby: And stay out! *kicks Dan out on the deck*
Dan: ooof!
Ruby: You too! *kicks Jin out*
Jin: Hey, my pancakes will burn!
Ruby: *Throws frying pan and hits Jin in the head*
Jin: Ahh!
Ruby: What are you looking at!
Joe: Nothing!
Ruby: *slams door*
Dan: *dust himself off* She fiesty today
Jin: Tell me about it, I wonder whats gestating in her
Geese: What an ubertramp, eh? GHAAAHH!
Dan: What the?
*there is a black cloaked person standing over Geese, who now has a sword through his chest*
Jin: Geese no!
????: He had such a fowl mouth
Dan: Damn you show yourself!
????: So do you, i feel pity for you?
Dan: What? Pity?
????: You live on this boat and have sex and do drugs all day
Dan: yeah?
????: That is not official storyline, dont worry I will set you straight
Jin: Enough of this Jibber Jabber, this clown killed Geese! *punches*
????: *smacks Jin away with the sword*
Jin: Oh yeah? Take this! *backhand, it hits ???? head and knocks the cloak away*
Jin: Wait a minute, dont I know you?
Shi: You fool! I only want to save you from your immorailty! *kicks Jin in da face*
Jin: Ow my nose! *falls down*
Dan: Why you!
Shi: Dont fight it! That is immoral! I am the keeper of the moral video games, it is my duty to keep everything in their official storyline! Fanfiction is immortal!
Dan: You killed Geese! That is immoral!
Shi: ...... shut up! *swings sword*
Dan: *ducks and sweeps*
Shi: *Hops*
Dan: *uppercuts*
Shi: *gets popped in da nose*
Shi: Ow! Why you! You dont want to go quietly eh? Feel my whip! *flays whip around*
Dan: *gets tied up*
Shi: Dont worry, where you are taking me your emotions wont be violated by being forced to kill people, blow things up, and have sex
Dan: But I like sex! *struggles*
Shi: To no avail! It is useless to resist, I am the surviving heir to the BDSM Christians, you cannot defeat me!
Whip: *gets sliced*
Shi: What?
*Jin is standing there with his sword out*
Jin: ok pal, I've never had to use this before, but you have arrived on a special occasion! *jumps at Shi*
Shi: *parry's Jin*
Jin: *swings again*
Shi: *dodges*
Jin: *stabs Shi's toe*
Shi: Ow my toe!
Jin: Hahah!
Shi: *slices Jin's shoulder*
Jin: Haha!
Shi: What? His micheal Jackson costume isn't just for looks, its impervous to my sword!
Jin: Thats right sweetie!
Shi: *kicks him in the nuts*
Jin: Darn! *falls over*
Shi: Hahaha, is that the best that you all have? How immoral,
Dan: We may not be saints, but we can still kick ass!
Shi: You admit your immorality, victory for me!
Dan: What?
Shi: and you think that you suck, double win!
Dan: What are you talking about? I dont think I suck!
Shi: Double win over Dan and his pregnant girlfriend!
Ruby: *kicks door out* WHAT!? I AM NOT PREGNANT!
Shi: Ha! Fall before my Sword! *her arms splits into 6*
Shi: Snake Fang Strike!
Geese: *running out into the deck* Look out Ruby, only 2 arms are real!
Ruby: only 2 are real, but which ones? *looks at the arms*
Shi: Hahahahahah! You cant choose in time! Double Victory for me!
Ruby: I got your double victory right here! *pulls out a double barrel shotgun and shoots Shi in the face*
*Away in space*
DQ: I've seen enough, terminate the feed. Hmmmm, it appears that the people responsible for the overthrow of the BDSM Christians have a pregnant member, that must be the child, it has to be. Only from parents strong enough to destroy David and Shi could conceive a child strong enough to destroy me. Hahahaha! Captain, prepare your invasion force!