Miss Schmee: Queen we are in range of Ruby Heart's ship!
Queen: *stops reading Penthouse* Good, put it on screen...
Operator: Main Screen Turn on!
Queen: *eyes operator*
Operator: Tee hee hee thats funny stuff
Queen: Kill him, slowly
*Robot guards drag off the operator as an imageof a pirate ship zoom in*
Queen: Zoom in
*we see Ruby heart, on deck hurting all male members of the crew while in a wild mood swing*
Queen: Show me Dan
*Picture now zooms into Dan laying on the deck, knocked out cold*
Queen: How could someone so weak produce a seed to creat such a powerful being?
Miss Schmee: Just lucky I guess
Queen: That Ruby is kinda sexy, in a pregnant sort of way
Miss Schmee: .......
Crew: .......
Queen: What? A woman glowing with woman hood is a beautiful site!
*camera shows Ruby chasing Benimaru and Hyo Amano with a baseball bat while screaming obsenities*
Abourd the Dooby Heart, our heroes have not took notice of the looming spaceshift above them....
Ruby: When im through with you your gonna smell like English Leather! Come here!
Queen: (on megaphone) Attention Ruby Heart and crew!
Ruby: WWWHHHAaaattt!!
Queen: I am the Dark Queen and i am here to take over the planet, and you are the only thing in my way
Ruby: In your way, are you trying to say Im fat?
Queen: What? N-no, but
Ruby: Dont lie, you think Im fat dont ya, now come down here right now!
Queen: Wait I never said, hey wait, Im here to destroy you! Laser Cannons: FIRE!!!
Miss Schmee: (in background) Wait you cant!
Queen: What? Shut up im trying to
Miss Schmee: But .. (whisper whipser)
Queen: ARgh, hold on a minute, talk amongst yourselves *the microphone is muffled and the Queens muffled screams are heard*
Joe: Hey Dan, get up we got company
Dan: Oh, who?
Joe: Its the Dark Queen this time
Queen: Ok Ok, can everyone give em their attention one more time. When I said Im here to destroy you, ''you'' means everyone except the Pregant Chick,
Ruby: Im not pregnant!
Queen: Oh and that sexy guy
Dan: Me?
Queen: No, I mean the guy thats more my age
Geese: Me?
Queen: Yup,
Geese: *smile twinkles*
Dan: Uh oh, this is gonna get ugly *turns to the crew*
Dan: They only want to capture Ruby, they dont want you guys, if you guys want to
Beni: Anchors away!
Vega: Here we go! *fires off escape ship *
Joe: Hey wait for me!
Dan: *grabs Joe* NO ya dont, ya got to fight
Joe: AAWWW MAN!
Dan: Hey what ever happened to ''if we die, we die together''
Joe: Thats was in an anime, so its not offical storyline
Dan: Oh like fighting the Dark Queen from Battletoads is?
Jin: *turning to Sakura* Sakura, get out of here, I want you be safe
Sakura: But they took the escape ship
Jin: I want you and Kei to take Bloodia and get out of here
Sakura: But Ryu I love you!
Jin: Ryu?
Sakura: I mean Jin
Jin: Get out of here now!
Sakura: Jin, I will always, um, like you alot
Jin: Eh? *ship vibrates as Robot Soldier land on the deck*
Joe: Get outta here now!
*the entire deck explodes into a giant robot fight scene*
Ruby: How dare you call me fat AND pregnant *smashes open an robot with her anchor*
Dan: *kicks a robots head off* Seeya! *punches through another robots chest* EEEyyyyaaaa!
Joe: Damn Dan, why you so POed?
Dan: I am the star and I have only had a few lines so far!
Ruby: *lays the smack down on another group of robots*
Queen: Fire the tractor beam! We need to capture that Woman before she wins the battle for them
Schmee: Um, madam, the tractor beam has been disabled, we had the plunger and rope beam though
Queen: Grrrr, very well, fire the Grabber Beam
Schmee: Its called the plunger and rope be-
Queen: I know what its called!
Ruby: Joe, Jin, Dan, Man the cannons! Ow! *gets snatched up by the plunger and rope beam*
Dan: Ruby!!! *hopes in a cannon and starts lighting up robots*
Queen: Now that Ruby is clear we *ding dong*
Queen: Oh, who could that be? *walks to bridge front door*
Geese: *in a tux and holding roses* Well hello there little lady
Queen: Hello hello there big boy
The Shredder: But Queen! I thought I was your lover!
Queen: Get lost Shredder, go dine or Turtle soup or something
Shredder: What!?!?
Queen: Go down and finish off Ruby's friends....
Dan: Well thats the last of the robots, but how will we go save Ruby?
Jin: Hey look, someones is parachuting down!
Joe: Crap! Its the shredder!
Shredder: You fools tonight I dine on Joke Character Soup
Joe: *cracks knuckles* That line dont work to well anymore does it?
Shredder: Shuttap! Im making a comeback
Jin: Dont make me laugh, you must have the same agent as Mr T!
Shredder: *rips out Jin's still beating heart*
Joe: Damn! Jin got owned!!
Jin: Ow! *dies*
Shredder: He didn't have the heart to go up against me, the Shredder!
Dan: Oh how Punny
Joe: Yeah, you can really dish out the PUNishment cant you? *hopes in a cannon*
Abourd the ship....
Queen: *at dinner with Geese, on her cellphone* Miss Schmee, blow up Ruby's Ship AND the Shredder
Joe: *shot by a lazer* Ack! a Laser! Im done for! *dies*
Dan: No! Joooooeeeeee!
Shredder: And now for you! *dashes at Dan*
Dan: *blocks first attack*
Shredder: Your mine! *kicks*
Dan: *ducks and counter strikes*
Shredder: Why you! Ack!
*The ship begins to get rocked by reapeated lazer blasts*
Dan: We got to get in the cannon's and return fire or we will be blown up!
Shredder: Your trying to trick me! Im no idiot!
Dan: Shredder, most of your adult life you took order from a glob of jello that thought it was a brain, for once listen to reason
Shredder: Too late for you! *lunges as the ship explodes*
Schmee: Mission complete, we have won, the Dooby Heart has been disposed off, wait until I tell her the good news *cuts on radio*
Queen: Yes!
Schmee: We have won!
Queen: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Schmee: You know already?
Queen: Wonderful, you are so good, keep it up, dont stop, dont stop
Schmee: I would never stop serving you madam, thank you for the compliment
Queen: Geese, gggggeeeeeessssssseeeeee!
Schmee: He is in your custodoy is he not?
Geese: *on other end* Hey, you hear someone talking? Like a radio?
Queen: Shut up and dont stop!
*meanwhile, inside the ball of flame and debri that is the Dooby Heart falling at 200 mph to the ground below*
Shredder: *struggles with Dan* I will kill you before we hit the water!
Dan: *struggles with Shredder* Take this! *punches Shredder's mask*
Shredder: *mask falls of, revealing*
Dan: Hey your really
CobraComander: Thats right, pathetic fooL!
Dan: *punches mask*
Cobra Commander: *mask falls off*
Dan: Hey, I know you, your!
Mr.Karate: Show me what you are made off!
Dan: *punches mask*
Karate: *mask falls off*
Dan: You! You fiend!
Boba Fett: Come on, dont stop fighting because we are in free fall
Dan: *rips helmet off* What the... Impossible!
Sodom: Ha ha ha,
Dan: *Prepares to punch mask, but spies an Umbrella floating down*
Dan: An umbrella!
Sodom: What? Give to me Ill take it!
Dan: No its mine, I have to stay alive to save my love
Sodom: My lover gave me up for Geese, I have nothing to live for
Dan: Then give the umbrella
Sodom: No! I have to appear in CvS Pro
Dan: WHAT!?! They gave you a part in CvS Pro and not ME!
Sodom: Thats right, me and Birdie are the new characters! Your not even in the ending! *grabs umbrella and opens it*
Dan: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!!!!! *falls to his death*
*Ruby Heart is in her cell with the Dark Queen*
Dark Queen: Ah ha ha! You fool! You are kidnapped, and as soon as your fetus gestates I will slay the baby to be rid of the power, that is the only way to be sure that the power is destroyed once and for all 100%
Ruby: Whoe your going too fast, thats to much plot for only the second line of the scene sister, run that by me again
Queen: Ok, I had to keep you alive so I can perform a sacred ritual on your child, insuring that the only power that can stop me in the universe is sealed away forever
Ruby: Oh, ok, well I guess Ill wait here until Dan comes to rescue me
Queen: Hes not, hes dead
Ruby: No matter, he can always time travel
Queen: No he cant, hes dead
Ruby: Then who will save me
Queen: No one you idiot, all the heroes are dead, ALL of them, hahahahaah
Ruby: What about Geese
Queen: Geese is submissive to me
Ruby: Real Geese or Shadow Geese?
Queen: Stop that Jibber Jabber!!
*far far away*
Dan: Ow! That fall hurt my back! *getting up*
Dan: What is this place? Its all dark, I cant see anything
Jin: Hey Dan!
Joe: Dan over here!
Jin: Glad you could join us
Dan: Whats up Jin, hey man the Shredder Owned you good
Jin: He was being cheap with that Guilty Gear insta kill junk
Joe: Hey, arnt we all dead?
Dan: Yeah, so this dull place must be heaven *the seemlingly endless room begins to light up in a red light*
Jin: All right, paradise at last!
Joe: I could use a vacation
Dan: Yeah, Heaven here we come
Jin: And I never even been to church!
Joe: You havn't?
Jin: nope
Dan: Me either, does it matter?
Joe: Well, yeah it kinda does!
*Giant, Dark, Fiary Gates Appear*
Dan: Hey, that gates doesn't have pearls on it!
Joe: Cripey, we must be in....
Jin: This place must be...
Dan: I cant beleive were in....
Joe and Jin: HELL!
Dan: FLORIDA!
Joe: What are you talking about, Hell is the place where dead things go
Dan: Florida is full of dead things!
Jin: Shuttap! The Gates are about to open!
Joe: Oh man, this is so scary, the legends say that Hell is a place of such pain that it is unimaginable
Dan: Ok, then try not to imagine teddy bears
Jin: No! Im scared of Teddy Bears, such beady eyes
*The Gates of Hell Swing open, exposing all of Hell's Horrors*
Jin: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH THE LEGENDS ARE TRUE!!!
Joe: SHIT!!! SHIT!!!! LOOK AT THAT SHIT!!!!
Dan: NNNNNOOOOO GOD NNNNOOOOOO!!!! PPPLLLEEEAAAAAASSSSEEE!!!!
*a waitress walks out wearing a TGIFridays shirt*
Dan: GET BACK!!!! STAY AWAY!!!
Waitress: Its Friday!!!!!! *grabs our heroes*
Dan: *Digs fingernails into the rock floor, tears streaming down his face* NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Joe: THIS IS SO HORRIBLE!
*they are in a TGIFridays resteraunt*
Blackheart *bartending*: Its Friday!
Jin: No it isn't! Its Wendsday!
Waitress: Its always Friday in here
Jin: What weird kinda warp in the space time continum is that?
Joe: I told you man, This place is no joke,
Dan: Oh man, I tohught it couldnt get any worse, LOOK
Eminem: Its Friday!
Joe: AAAAHHHHH!
Jin: Over there!
Fat Guy from Fatal Fury 2 that doesn't even deserve me to look up his name: Its Friday!
Joe: And there!
The Teletubbies: Its Friday!
Dan: In that booth!
Squall: Its Friday....whatever
Jin: Well I kinda expected a jerk like that to be in here
Blackheart: So guys what will ya have?
All: AAAAHHHHH!!!
Meanwhile....
Queen: Hahaha, look Geese! Crawl over here and gaze at the world, it is now under MY control!
*in the window the Queen Robot minions are pretty much owning New York city*
Geese: Yay
Queen: this is happening all over the world, London, France, Africa, China, everywhere! Hahaha! I am so turned on, lets go to my private chambers! *gets in elevator*
Geese: *presses ''Bedroom'' button*
Queen: No I didn't say Bedroom, I said Private Chambers *presses a button with a picture of a whip on it*
Geese: Ulp
Back in Hell, in a dark and secluded corner booth....
Chun Li: *sucks on her dry Ice Tea, making that empty sucking sound* I cant beleive we got killed by Dan
Charlie: Yeah
Guile: Well at least I finally get to see you again Charlie
Charlie: Shut up Guile
Clark: Hey, who are the new guys?
Ralf: I dunno but they are making quite a fuss
Chunny: *looks over* Hey thats!
Guile: Dan!
Charlie: Jin!
Ralf: And Joe!
Charlie: *breaks his beer bottle on the table* Ralf you know what to do
Ralf: *puts on bandana and walks over to the jukebox*
Back on Earth....
Queen: Fast, Harder, HARDER, GGGGRRRRRR
Geese: Ack!
Queen: Come on dont stop now, eeeeennnngggaaahhhhh, that was great Geese, Geese? Oh crap I killed him again *gets on the phone* Miss Schmee, send more SNK bosses.
*Our heroes are back to back, surronded by annoying celebrites*
Richard Simmons: Hey guys! Its Friday!
Jin: I always knew he was of the devil
AKuma: Me Suit = Friday!
Dan: What are we gonna do
*Jukebox cuts on with the sounds of drumsticks clacking together*
Jin: Whats that?
JukeBox: Rumors, spreadin' round, in that texas town,
about the shack outside La Grange, you know what Im talking about
Dan: Hey i know this song,
Jin: They have ZZ Top here, this wont be so bad
Jukebox: Just let me know if ya wanna go, to that home out on the range, they gotta lotta nice girls ah
*The music picks up as Joe get hit in the back with a chair*
Charlie: Take this!
Jin: What Charlie!?!
Guile: *jumping in* Flash Kick!
Jin: *flies backward and crashes through a card table*
Dan: Ambush! *turns and ducks just in time to avoid Chun Li's flying Raging Demon*
Chun Li: *flies across room*
Clark: *rushes Dan with a broken beer bottle*
*screen flashes with left arrow!! Bling bling bling*
Dan: *dodges to the left*
*screen flashes A Button! Bling bling bling*
Dan: *Punches Clark*
Ralf: *comes up from behind*
*screen flashes B Button! Bling bling bling*
Dan: *hits A Button by mistake, BUZZ* Doh!
Ralf: *drop kicks Dan*
*Charlie is holding Joe while Guile is punching him in the gut*
Guile: Fighting together again, just like Cambodia!
Charlie: I thought it was vietnam?
Guile: Im pretty sure it was Cambodia
Chun Li: Hold Joe still for my Air Demon attack Charlie! *charges up*
Jin: *smashes Chun Li witha 40 ounce liqour bottle* So sorry! You no win, You try again China-woman!
Joe: *knees Guile in the face and flips behind Charlie*
Charlie: Uh oh!
Joe: Hiyah! Thrust Kick!
Dan: Come on Mister Big Shot Ikarai Warriors, Ill take tboth of ya on!
Ralf: *pulls a knife*
Dan: Oh!!! Getting Fancy eh, Ill slap the stink off of ya! *grabs the bystanding Emenim and pushes him unto Ralf's knife*
Emenim: *dies*
Clark: Yah!
Dan: *grabs Clark and swings him around, sending him sliding on the counter smashing glasses*
Ralf: *pulls knife out of Emenim and charges Dan*
Dan: *grabs a bar stool and breaks it on Ralf hard head
Ralf: *doesn't stink anymore*
Dan: Koryuken! *knocks Ralf across the room, crashing through a booth table*
Charlie and Guile are back to back, getting there owned on both sides by Joe and Jin
Joe: Ora ora ora ora!
Jin: Now for the big finish! Ultimate Cyclone! *sucks both Guile and Charlie in along with nearby tables and chairs*
Guile: ack!
Charlie: Doh!
Chun Li: *starts tip toeing away*
Dan: Hey, grab the ho!
Chunny: zoinks! *bolts*
Joe: She is to fast
Geese: *walking in* Eh!?! *bumps into Chunny*
Chunny: OOoofff!
Geese: *slaps Chunny*
Chunny: X_X
Everyone in bar: Hey Geese
Geese: Hey guys, Ill have the usual
Blackheart: *gives Geese a MilkShake*
Dan: Geese? Your dead too? Now Ruby has no hope
Geese: Yup thats a shame, *finishes milkshake* Well cya later *walks out door marked Exit*
Joe: So thats how he keeps coming back
Dan: Well that settles it, lets go, *starts walking towards Exit*
????: *grabs Dan's shoulder* Hold it kid
Dan: What!?!? Hey watch the Pink!
????: *face is eveloped in shadow* I am the manager of this place, if you are leaving its through me
Dan: Your voice sounds familar, show your face
????: Ha ha ha, if you can strike me, then I will tell you my iden *gets punched in the face by Dan*
????: Ow!!! *shadow disappears*
Dan: Who are you? Wait, what the? No!
Go Hibiki: Thats right, now come Dan, show me what you are made of!
*Dan, Joe, and Jin have been lead to an arena (an arena of HELL) by Go Hibiki)
Go: Now, Dan, fight me!
Dan: OUYAJJIII!!!!! *crying*
Go: Shutaap and fight me!
Dan: OUYAJIIII!!!!! *tugs on Go's leg*
Go: Stop it, *shakes leg*
Joe: Come on man, we gotta get outta here, the Dark Queen stil has Ruby and there is no telling what she is doing to her!
Webmaster: Dark Queen, your new website "All the Queens Men" has had a million bazillion hits!
Dark Queen: Excellent, now all the world is under my power!
Jin: Yeah man, you got to fight, step into the arena (the arena of HELL) to save your girl and the world!
Dan: *sniff* Father, I avenged you!
Go: Really how?
Dan: This is how it happened.....
Dan: Excuse me....
Girl: Yes?
Dan: Do you know where i can find wherehouse number 8?
Girl: No, Im busy right now, ask me later
Dan: Walking down the road
Retard: Dan, I think a good one is about to come out of this toy machine!
Dan: Ok, ooooo! Virtua Fighter toys! *kicks retard out of the way*
Dan: Toy Capsules, 100 yen each, ill buy one!
Dan: *creek creek* What? A super ball!?!?
Dan: *creek creek* Dice? Aww man come on!
Dan: *creek creek* What the? Wolf!?! Nobody like WOLF! I better get a soda!
Dan: *buys a soda* *takes 10 minutes game time to drink it*
Dan: Now for some Space Harrier ....
Go: ENOUGH!
Dan: Huh? Oh, right!
Go: If you want to go back to the land of the living, you must pass Go!
Joe and Jin: *snickers*
Go: What? What is so funny?
Jin: What, are we playing monoply now or something (monopoly of HELL)
Go: Stop laughing at my name!
Dan: Enough, lets get this started father
Go: Give me your best shot!
Dan: *hits Go in the jaw*
Dan: Gottem! Huh!
Go: *uppercuts him fast*
Dan: Grr! Gadoken!
Go: *gets hit in the face, then uppercuts again*
Dan: Whats going on? I hit you!
Go: Ha ha, I have under gone training while down here (training of HELL) How do you like my auto invincible counter Dragon Punch?
Dan: What? Shinku Gadoken!
Go: *uppercuts through it*
Dan: What!?!? Thats cheap!
Joe: Ill save you! *jumps in*
Go: Oh looook, another one wants to join! *throws a fireball*
Joe: *gets hit 50 times by that fireball, and while he is getting hit*
Go: *throws anotherone* hahaha! My fireball has increase in energy so it doesn't explode when reaching someone, but, it pushes them back into the wall and when they get there
Joe: *the ball explodes sending a column of light out, which also hits Dan
Dan: Ow! Impossible
Go: IF you learn my techinques, no one can beat you, Saikyo-ryu would be unmatched, we can rule the universe side by side, come, join the Dark Side (dark side of HELL)
Dan: No! Ill never learn such a cheap tactic
Go: But Dan, I, am your father
Dan: I know dad, and I still love you and all that stuff, but I gotta kick your ass to save the day Cant you just, let me win or something
Go: Ill never give up, not even to you!
Dan: But Dad
Go: Stop calling me that!!
Dan: Wha??
Go: I am not your real dad!
Dan: Nooooooooooo!!!!
Go: Your real father is......Sagat!!!
Dan: NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Go: BOB Sagat!!!
Dan: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Go: Tee hee hee, just kidding
Dan: Dang it dad! Stop messing around, I got to go save my loved one
Go: Love one? You mean you got a girlfriend?
Dan: Yup
Go: have you....gotten laid?
Dan: Sure have
Go: Thank god, I got worried when you wanted to wear that pink Gi, so who is the lucky girl?
Dan: Ruby Heart
Go: ...the doctor?
Dan: No the pirate
Go: The pirate?
Dan: Yeah, you know her?
Go: She is.... your mother!!
Dan: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Go: Hahahaha, Im just kidding!
Dan: Dangit Dad! Cut it out!
Go: Hahaha you should have seen the look on your face, anyway, go on and go save her, just talk to Blackheart and he will hook you up with some fancy pyrotechinques for your grand re entry show,
Dan, Jin, and Joe: Cool
Go: You boys come back and see me, and bring me some dirty magazines next time
Dan: Ok Dad, later
Queen: *stops reading Penthouse* Good, put it on screen...
Operator: Main Screen Turn on!
Queen: *eyes operator*
Operator: Tee hee hee thats funny stuff
Queen: Kill him, slowly
*Robot guards drag off the operator as an imageof a pirate ship zoom in*
Queen: Zoom in
*we see Ruby heart, on deck hurting all male members of the crew while in a wild mood swing*
Queen: Show me Dan
*Picture now zooms into Dan laying on the deck, knocked out cold*
Queen: How could someone so weak produce a seed to creat such a powerful being?
Miss Schmee: Just lucky I guess
Queen: That Ruby is kinda sexy, in a pregnant sort of way
Miss Schmee: .......
Crew: .......
Queen: What? A woman glowing with woman hood is a beautiful site!
*camera shows Ruby chasing Benimaru and Hyo Amano with a baseball bat while screaming obsenities*
Abourd the Dooby Heart, our heroes have not took notice of the looming spaceshift above them....
Ruby: When im through with you your gonna smell like English Leather! Come here!
Queen: (on megaphone) Attention Ruby Heart and crew!
Ruby: WWWHHHAaaattt!!
Queen: I am the Dark Queen and i am here to take over the planet, and you are the only thing in my way
Ruby: In your way, are you trying to say Im fat?
Queen: What? N-no, but
Ruby: Dont lie, you think Im fat dont ya, now come down here right now!
Queen: Wait I never said, hey wait, Im here to destroy you! Laser Cannons: FIRE!!!
Miss Schmee: (in background) Wait you cant!
Queen: What? Shut up im trying to
Miss Schmee: But .. (whisper whipser)
Queen: ARgh, hold on a minute, talk amongst yourselves *the microphone is muffled and the Queens muffled screams are heard*
Joe: Hey Dan, get up we got company
Dan: Oh, who?
Joe: Its the Dark Queen this time
Queen: Ok Ok, can everyone give em their attention one more time. When I said Im here to destroy you, ''you'' means everyone except the Pregant Chick,
Ruby: Im not pregnant!
Queen: Oh and that sexy guy
Dan: Me?
Queen: No, I mean the guy thats more my age
Geese: Me?
Queen: Yup,
Geese: *smile twinkles*
Dan: Uh oh, this is gonna get ugly *turns to the crew*
Dan: They only want to capture Ruby, they dont want you guys, if you guys want to
Beni: Anchors away!
Vega: Here we go! *fires off escape ship *
Joe: Hey wait for me!
Dan: *grabs Joe* NO ya dont, ya got to fight
Joe: AAWWW MAN!
Dan: Hey what ever happened to ''if we die, we die together''
Joe: Thats was in an anime, so its not offical storyline
Dan: Oh like fighting the Dark Queen from Battletoads is?
Jin: *turning to Sakura* Sakura, get out of here, I want you be safe
Sakura: But they took the escape ship
Jin: I want you and Kei to take Bloodia and get out of here
Sakura: But Ryu I love you!
Jin: Ryu?
Sakura: I mean Jin
Jin: Get out of here now!
Sakura: Jin, I will always, um, like you alot
Jin: Eh? *ship vibrates as Robot Soldier land on the deck*
Joe: Get outta here now!
*the entire deck explodes into a giant robot fight scene*
Ruby: How dare you call me fat AND pregnant *smashes open an robot with her anchor*
Dan: *kicks a robots head off* Seeya! *punches through another robots chest* EEEyyyyaaaa!
Joe: Damn Dan, why you so POed?
Dan: I am the star and I have only had a few lines so far!
Ruby: *lays the smack down on another group of robots*
Queen: Fire the tractor beam! We need to capture that Woman before she wins the battle for them
Schmee: Um, madam, the tractor beam has been disabled, we had the plunger and rope beam though
Queen: Grrrr, very well, fire the Grabber Beam
Schmee: Its called the plunger and rope be-
Queen: I know what its called!
Ruby: Joe, Jin, Dan, Man the cannons! Ow! *gets snatched up by the plunger and rope beam*
Dan: Ruby!!! *hopes in a cannon and starts lighting up robots*
Queen: Now that Ruby is clear we *ding dong*
Queen: Oh, who could that be? *walks to bridge front door*
Geese: *in a tux and holding roses* Well hello there little lady
Queen: Hello hello there big boy
The Shredder: But Queen! I thought I was your lover!
Queen: Get lost Shredder, go dine or Turtle soup or something
Shredder: What!?!?
Queen: Go down and finish off Ruby's friends....
Dan: Well thats the last of the robots, but how will we go save Ruby?
Jin: Hey look, someones is parachuting down!
Joe: Crap! Its the shredder!
Shredder: You fools tonight I dine on Joke Character Soup
Joe: *cracks knuckles* That line dont work to well anymore does it?
Shredder: Shuttap! Im making a comeback
Jin: Dont make me laugh, you must have the same agent as Mr T!
Shredder: *rips out Jin's still beating heart*
Joe: Damn! Jin got owned!!
Jin: Ow! *dies*
Shredder: He didn't have the heart to go up against me, the Shredder!
Dan: Oh how Punny
Joe: Yeah, you can really dish out the PUNishment cant you? *hopes in a cannon*
Abourd the ship....
Queen: *at dinner with Geese, on her cellphone* Miss Schmee, blow up Ruby's Ship AND the Shredder
Joe: *shot by a lazer* Ack! a Laser! Im done for! *dies*
Dan: No! Joooooeeeeee!
Shredder: And now for you! *dashes at Dan*
Dan: *blocks first attack*
Shredder: Your mine! *kicks*
Dan: *ducks and counter strikes*
Shredder: Why you! Ack!
*The ship begins to get rocked by reapeated lazer blasts*
Dan: We got to get in the cannon's and return fire or we will be blown up!
Shredder: Your trying to trick me! Im no idiot!
Dan: Shredder, most of your adult life you took order from a glob of jello that thought it was a brain, for once listen to reason
Shredder: Too late for you! *lunges as the ship explodes*
Schmee: Mission complete, we have won, the Dooby Heart has been disposed off, wait until I tell her the good news *cuts on radio*
Queen: Yes!
Schmee: We have won!
Queen: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Schmee: You know already?
Queen: Wonderful, you are so good, keep it up, dont stop, dont stop
Schmee: I would never stop serving you madam, thank you for the compliment
Queen: Geese, gggggeeeeeessssssseeeeee!
Schmee: He is in your custodoy is he not?
Geese: *on other end* Hey, you hear someone talking? Like a radio?
Queen: Shut up and dont stop!
*meanwhile, inside the ball of flame and debri that is the Dooby Heart falling at 200 mph to the ground below*
Shredder: *struggles with Dan* I will kill you before we hit the water!
Dan: *struggles with Shredder* Take this! *punches Shredder's mask*
Shredder: *mask falls of, revealing*
Dan: Hey your really
CobraComander: Thats right, pathetic fooL!
Dan: *punches mask*
Cobra Commander: *mask falls off*
Dan: Hey, I know you, your!
Mr.Karate: Show me what you are made off!
Dan: *punches mask*
Karate: *mask falls off*
Dan: You! You fiend!
Boba Fett: Come on, dont stop fighting because we are in free fall
Dan: *rips helmet off* What the... Impossible!
Sodom: Ha ha ha,
Dan: *Prepares to punch mask, but spies an Umbrella floating down*
Dan: An umbrella!
Sodom: What? Give to me Ill take it!
Dan: No its mine, I have to stay alive to save my love
Sodom: My lover gave me up for Geese, I have nothing to live for
Dan: Then give the umbrella
Sodom: No! I have to appear in CvS Pro
Dan: WHAT!?! They gave you a part in CvS Pro and not ME!
Sodom: Thats right, me and Birdie are the new characters! Your not even in the ending! *grabs umbrella and opens it*
Dan: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!!!!! *falls to his death*
*Ruby Heart is in her cell with the Dark Queen*
Dark Queen: Ah ha ha! You fool! You are kidnapped, and as soon as your fetus gestates I will slay the baby to be rid of the power, that is the only way to be sure that the power is destroyed once and for all 100%
Ruby: Whoe your going too fast, thats to much plot for only the second line of the scene sister, run that by me again
Queen: Ok, I had to keep you alive so I can perform a sacred ritual on your child, insuring that the only power that can stop me in the universe is sealed away forever
Ruby: Oh, ok, well I guess Ill wait here until Dan comes to rescue me
Queen: Hes not, hes dead
Ruby: No matter, he can always time travel
Queen: No he cant, hes dead
Ruby: Then who will save me
Queen: No one you idiot, all the heroes are dead, ALL of them, hahahahaah
Ruby: What about Geese
Queen: Geese is submissive to me
Ruby: Real Geese or Shadow Geese?
Queen: Stop that Jibber Jabber!!
*far far away*
Dan: Ow! That fall hurt my back! *getting up*
Dan: What is this place? Its all dark, I cant see anything
Jin: Hey Dan!
Joe: Dan over here!
Jin: Glad you could join us
Dan: Whats up Jin, hey man the Shredder Owned you good
Jin: He was being cheap with that Guilty Gear insta kill junk
Joe: Hey, arnt we all dead?
Dan: Yeah, so this dull place must be heaven *the seemlingly endless room begins to light up in a red light*
Jin: All right, paradise at last!
Joe: I could use a vacation
Dan: Yeah, Heaven here we come
Jin: And I never even been to church!
Joe: You havn't?
Jin: nope
Dan: Me either, does it matter?
Joe: Well, yeah it kinda does!
*Giant, Dark, Fiary Gates Appear*
Dan: Hey, that gates doesn't have pearls on it!
Joe: Cripey, we must be in....
Jin: This place must be...
Dan: I cant beleive were in....
Joe and Jin: HELL!
Dan: FLORIDA!
Joe: What are you talking about, Hell is the place where dead things go
Dan: Florida is full of dead things!
Jin: Shuttap! The Gates are about to open!
Joe: Oh man, this is so scary, the legends say that Hell is a place of such pain that it is unimaginable
Dan: Ok, then try not to imagine teddy bears
Jin: No! Im scared of Teddy Bears, such beady eyes
*The Gates of Hell Swing open, exposing all of Hell's Horrors*
Jin: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH THE LEGENDS ARE TRUE!!!
Joe: SHIT!!! SHIT!!!! LOOK AT THAT SHIT!!!!
Dan: NNNNNOOOOO GOD NNNNOOOOOO!!!! PPPLLLEEEAAAAAASSSSEEE!!!!
*a waitress walks out wearing a TGIFridays shirt*
Dan: GET BACK!!!! STAY AWAY!!!
Waitress: Its Friday!!!!!! *grabs our heroes*
Dan: *Digs fingernails into the rock floor, tears streaming down his face* NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Joe: THIS IS SO HORRIBLE!
*they are in a TGIFridays resteraunt*
Blackheart *bartending*: Its Friday!
Jin: No it isn't! Its Wendsday!
Waitress: Its always Friday in here
Jin: What weird kinda warp in the space time continum is that?
Joe: I told you man, This place is no joke,
Dan: Oh man, I tohught it couldnt get any worse, LOOK
Eminem: Its Friday!
Joe: AAAAHHHHH!
Jin: Over there!
Fat Guy from Fatal Fury 2 that doesn't even deserve me to look up his name: Its Friday!
Joe: And there!
The Teletubbies: Its Friday!
Dan: In that booth!
Squall: Its Friday....whatever
Jin: Well I kinda expected a jerk like that to be in here
Blackheart: So guys what will ya have?
All: AAAAHHHHH!!!
Meanwhile....
Queen: Hahaha, look Geese! Crawl over here and gaze at the world, it is now under MY control!
*in the window the Queen Robot minions are pretty much owning New York city*
Geese: Yay
Queen: this is happening all over the world, London, France, Africa, China, everywhere! Hahaha! I am so turned on, lets go to my private chambers! *gets in elevator*
Geese: *presses ''Bedroom'' button*
Queen: No I didn't say Bedroom, I said Private Chambers *presses a button with a picture of a whip on it*
Geese: Ulp
Back in Hell, in a dark and secluded corner booth....
Chun Li: *sucks on her dry Ice Tea, making that empty sucking sound* I cant beleive we got killed by Dan
Charlie: Yeah
Guile: Well at least I finally get to see you again Charlie
Charlie: Shut up Guile
Clark: Hey, who are the new guys?
Ralf: I dunno but they are making quite a fuss
Chunny: *looks over* Hey thats!
Guile: Dan!
Charlie: Jin!
Ralf: And Joe!
Charlie: *breaks his beer bottle on the table* Ralf you know what to do
Ralf: *puts on bandana and walks over to the jukebox*
Back on Earth....
Queen: Fast, Harder, HARDER, GGGGRRRRRR
Geese: Ack!
Queen: Come on dont stop now, eeeeennnngggaaahhhhh, that was great Geese, Geese? Oh crap I killed him again *gets on the phone* Miss Schmee, send more SNK bosses.
*Our heroes are back to back, surronded by annoying celebrites*
Richard Simmons: Hey guys! Its Friday!
Jin: I always knew he was of the devil
AKuma: Me Suit = Friday!
Dan: What are we gonna do
*Jukebox cuts on with the sounds of drumsticks clacking together*
Jin: Whats that?
JukeBox: Rumors, spreadin' round, in that texas town,
about the shack outside La Grange, you know what Im talking about
Dan: Hey i know this song,
Jin: They have ZZ Top here, this wont be so bad
Jukebox: Just let me know if ya wanna go, to that home out on the range, they gotta lotta nice girls ah
*The music picks up as Joe get hit in the back with a chair*
Charlie: Take this!
Jin: What Charlie!?!
Guile: *jumping in* Flash Kick!
Jin: *flies backward and crashes through a card table*
Dan: Ambush! *turns and ducks just in time to avoid Chun Li's flying Raging Demon*
Chun Li: *flies across room*
Clark: *rushes Dan with a broken beer bottle*
*screen flashes with left arrow!! Bling bling bling*
Dan: *dodges to the left*
*screen flashes A Button! Bling bling bling*
Dan: *Punches Clark*
Ralf: *comes up from behind*
*screen flashes B Button! Bling bling bling*
Dan: *hits A Button by mistake, BUZZ* Doh!
Ralf: *drop kicks Dan*
*Charlie is holding Joe while Guile is punching him in the gut*
Guile: Fighting together again, just like Cambodia!
Charlie: I thought it was vietnam?
Guile: Im pretty sure it was Cambodia
Chun Li: Hold Joe still for my Air Demon attack Charlie! *charges up*
Jin: *smashes Chun Li witha 40 ounce liqour bottle* So sorry! You no win, You try again China-woman!
Joe: *knees Guile in the face and flips behind Charlie*
Charlie: Uh oh!
Joe: Hiyah! Thrust Kick!
Dan: Come on Mister Big Shot Ikarai Warriors, Ill take tboth of ya on!
Ralf: *pulls a knife*
Dan: Oh!!! Getting Fancy eh, Ill slap the stink off of ya! *grabs the bystanding Emenim and pushes him unto Ralf's knife*
Emenim: *dies*
Clark: Yah!
Dan: *grabs Clark and swings him around, sending him sliding on the counter smashing glasses*
Ralf: *pulls knife out of Emenim and charges Dan*
Dan: *grabs a bar stool and breaks it on Ralf hard head
Ralf: *doesn't stink anymore*
Dan: Koryuken! *knocks Ralf across the room, crashing through a booth table*
Charlie and Guile are back to back, getting there owned on both sides by Joe and Jin
Joe: Ora ora ora ora!
Jin: Now for the big finish! Ultimate Cyclone! *sucks both Guile and Charlie in along with nearby tables and chairs*
Guile: ack!
Charlie: Doh!
Chun Li: *starts tip toeing away*
Dan: Hey, grab the ho!
Chunny: zoinks! *bolts*
Joe: She is to fast
Geese: *walking in* Eh!?! *bumps into Chunny*
Chunny: OOoofff!
Geese: *slaps Chunny*
Chunny: X_X
Everyone in bar: Hey Geese
Geese: Hey guys, Ill have the usual
Blackheart: *gives Geese a MilkShake*
Dan: Geese? Your dead too? Now Ruby has no hope
Geese: Yup thats a shame, *finishes milkshake* Well cya later *walks out door marked Exit*
Joe: So thats how he keeps coming back
Dan: Well that settles it, lets go, *starts walking towards Exit*
????: *grabs Dan's shoulder* Hold it kid
Dan: What!?!? Hey watch the Pink!
????: *face is eveloped in shadow* I am the manager of this place, if you are leaving its through me
Dan: Your voice sounds familar, show your face
????: Ha ha ha, if you can strike me, then I will tell you my iden *gets punched in the face by Dan*
????: Ow!!! *shadow disappears*
Dan: Who are you? Wait, what the? No!
Go Hibiki: Thats right, now come Dan, show me what you are made of!
*Dan, Joe, and Jin have been lead to an arena (an arena of HELL) by Go Hibiki)
Go: Now, Dan, fight me!
Dan: OUYAJJIII!!!!! *crying*
Go: Shutaap and fight me!
Dan: OUYAJIIII!!!!! *tugs on Go's leg*
Go: Stop it, *shakes leg*
Joe: Come on man, we gotta get outta here, the Dark Queen stil has Ruby and there is no telling what she is doing to her!
Webmaster: Dark Queen, your new website "All the Queens Men" has had a million bazillion hits!
Dark Queen: Excellent, now all the world is under my power!
Jin: Yeah man, you got to fight, step into the arena (the arena of HELL) to save your girl and the world!
Dan: *sniff* Father, I avenged you!
Go: Really how?
Dan: This is how it happened.....
Dan: Excuse me....
Girl: Yes?
Dan: Do you know where i can find wherehouse number 8?
Girl: No, Im busy right now, ask me later
Dan: Walking down the road
Retard: Dan, I think a good one is about to come out of this toy machine!
Dan: Ok, ooooo! Virtua Fighter toys! *kicks retard out of the way*
Dan: Toy Capsules, 100 yen each, ill buy one!
Dan: *creek creek* What? A super ball!?!?
Dan: *creek creek* Dice? Aww man come on!
Dan: *creek creek* What the? Wolf!?! Nobody like WOLF! I better get a soda!
Dan: *buys a soda* *takes 10 minutes game time to drink it*
Dan: Now for some Space Harrier ....
Go: ENOUGH!
Dan: Huh? Oh, right!
Go: If you want to go back to the land of the living, you must pass Go!
Joe and Jin: *snickers*
Go: What? What is so funny?
Jin: What, are we playing monoply now or something (monopoly of HELL)
Go: Stop laughing at my name!
Dan: Enough, lets get this started father
Go: Give me your best shot!
Dan: *hits Go in the jaw*
Dan: Gottem! Huh!
Go: *uppercuts him fast*
Dan: Grr! Gadoken!
Go: *gets hit in the face, then uppercuts again*
Dan: Whats going on? I hit you!
Go: Ha ha, I have under gone training while down here (training of HELL) How do you like my auto invincible counter Dragon Punch?
Dan: What? Shinku Gadoken!
Go: *uppercuts through it*
Dan: What!?!? Thats cheap!
Joe: Ill save you! *jumps in*
Go: Oh looook, another one wants to join! *throws a fireball*
Joe: *gets hit 50 times by that fireball, and while he is getting hit*
Go: *throws anotherone* hahaha! My fireball has increase in energy so it doesn't explode when reaching someone, but, it pushes them back into the wall and when they get there
Joe: *the ball explodes sending a column of light out, which also hits Dan
Dan: Ow! Impossible
Go: IF you learn my techinques, no one can beat you, Saikyo-ryu would be unmatched, we can rule the universe side by side, come, join the Dark Side (dark side of HELL)
Dan: No! Ill never learn such a cheap tactic
Go: But Dan, I, am your father
Dan: I know dad, and I still love you and all that stuff, but I gotta kick your ass to save the day Cant you just, let me win or something
Go: Ill never give up, not even to you!
Dan: But Dad
Go: Stop calling me that!!
Dan: Wha??
Go: I am not your real dad!
Dan: Nooooooooooo!!!!
Go: Your real father is......Sagat!!!
Dan: NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Go: BOB Sagat!!!
Dan: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Go: Tee hee hee, just kidding
Dan: Dang it dad! Stop messing around, I got to go save my loved one
Go: Love one? You mean you got a girlfriend?
Dan: Yup
Go: have you....gotten laid?
Dan: Sure have
Go: Thank god, I got worried when you wanted to wear that pink Gi, so who is the lucky girl?
Dan: Ruby Heart
Go: ...the doctor?
Dan: No the pirate
Go: The pirate?
Dan: Yeah, you know her?
Go: She is.... your mother!!
Dan: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Go: Hahahaha, Im just kidding!
Dan: Dangit Dad! Cut it out!
Go: Hahaha you should have seen the look on your face, anyway, go on and go save her, just talk to Blackheart and he will hook you up with some fancy pyrotechinques for your grand re entry show,
Dan, Jin, and Joe: Cool
Go: You boys come back and see me, and bring me some dirty magazines next time
Dan: Ok Dad, later