*at the Queen's Enagriation for Dminatrix of the Universe*
DQ: And in closing, I would like to draw everyones attention to the giant lazer gun behind me, notice that is pointed at the ground and not the sky. I once wanted to stay on Earth because SNK bosses are so good in the sack, but I soon realized that Geese and Mr Big are the only straight SNK bosses, and Big really can use those sticks well. Anyway, that lazer will blow up everything on this planet, including Ruby Heart who is locked in the Technodrome. Well, I gotta be getting on my ship so I can rule the unverse and all that, so
*rumble rumble*
*the gound explodes in a ball of hell fire, and demons come up and fly around, and the sun turns into blood, a giant peak is jettisoned upward, with 3 figures standing on it*
Dan: YAAAHHHOOOOIII!!!
Joe: Allright! We are back! No silly lazer is gonna do me in this time!
Jin: Time for a rematch!
DQ: No! I killed you!
Joe: We are like Maryln Manson, sister, we just dont go away!
Jin: And no one takes us seriosly eiter...
DQ: Ha! NO matter! The lazer will blow up the planet, and Ruby Heart will be killed by the Shredder! All while I leave! *gets on a scooter and rides off to her spaceship*
Joe: That lazer is pointed right at my house! I gotta stop it!
Jin: I need vengance! I will kill the Shredder!
Dan: The Dark Queen is mine! Hey you! *points to little kid*
Kid: Waaaassssaaaapppp!
Dan: *kicks kid off scooter and chases the Dark Queen*
ChunLi: now, while the coast is clears! *Chun Li, Guile, Charlie, and their enterage escapes through the big whole in the ground*
DQ: *riding her scooter into her ship* Hahaha! Dead or not Dan, you will never stop me!
Dan: Come back here! *his scooter breaks* Doh! I always said these things where cheap!
DQ: Robots! Attack him!
Robots: Attack!
Meanwhile: At the TechnoDrome
*Jin is in a giant control room*
Jin: Here Ruby Ruby Ruby
Ruby: Over here!
Jin: *looks up* Oh Geez! The shredder tied up a whale!
Ruby: Shut up Jin and get me down from here!
Shredder: Not so fast Jin! *tries Heart Rip manuver*
Jin: *blocks*
Shredder: What?
Jin: *hits Shredder with a sock full of Nickles* Bloodia!!
Shredder: ow!
Jin: *knees*
Shredder: Ooof! *kicks Jin in the head*
Jin: Ow! No head shots!
Meanwhile, Dan is inside the Queens ship in the air above the city
Dan: More Robots huh! Take this! Gadoken! *blows a robot up*
Dan: Koryuken! *kills another one*
Robot: Cripey! Send more robots!
Elsewhere, on the lazer control tower
Joe: Hmm, well, it don't look like Oni didn't write a badguy for me to fight *shuts off Lazer*
At that same moment:
Jin: *backhands Shredder* The only thing you will be good for where your going is to chop up chef salad
Shredder: Your character concept is abstract and silly! *shoulder throws Jin*
Jin: Hey throws are cheap!
Shredder: I didn't mean to, Ill give you a freebie
Jin: *eye twinkles* Oh yeah?
Shredder: No you idiot! Im not stupid, throwing is not cheap! *greenish liquid lands on his head*
Shredder: What the?
Ruby: I AM NOT PREGNANT!
Jin: *sniffs* Eeeew!
Shredder: Ack this is gonna stain my cape! *runs off*
Jin: Ruby! Your water broke!
Ruby: I am gonna kill that man!
Jin: Ill get you down!
At the Queen's Dark Spooky Room abourd her ship
Dan: Ok Queen, lets do this! Come out of oyur hiding spot!
Queen: Very well, I have nothing to fear from you, *walks out in a skimpy BDSM Bikini*
Dan: Wow! Your hot! I see you have not waxed for your bikini!
Queen: Eh? Wha..*looks at her trantula* Doh! Grr you will pay for that! *cuts on light blue saber*
Dan: *cuts on Pink Light Saber*
Queen: EEeeEyyaaa! *swings*
Dan: *parries*
Queen: *swings* Ha!
Dan: *parries* Seeya!
Queen: Why not join me, my son....
Dan: Son!?!?
Queen: Who now is your mother if it is not me, who gave you the will to live? I am the wellspring, from which you flow, when I am gone, you will have never been, what will your world be, without me? My son... *stares*
Dan: *looks at her weird*
Queen: My son...... *stares*
Queen: *blocks* Hahaha!
Dan: Grrr, you die tonight hairy!
Queen: Hairy! You fool! You stand no chance to survive!
Dan: What chu talkin bout Queenie
Queen: Hahaha, nobody has the ability to defeat me, except the child in Ruby's belly. That entity alone has the energy to defeat me. Anyone else can try, but that child is destinied to kill me, and by now that child has been slain as it was birthed, now nothing stands in my way, the magic mirror has forseen it, nothing at all can stop me!
Dan: *slices Queens arm off*
Queen: ACK!
Dan: I dont care what fairy tells you read and who readem' to ya, but know this. NOBODY FUCKS WITH ME, MY FRIENDS, MY HO, OR MY KID *gets ready for killing blow*
Ran Hibiki, Dan's sister: Wait Dan, she is our mother!?!?
Dan: What!?!?
Go Hibiki: *takes off mask* Hahahaha, just kidding, you shoulda seen your look! Now kill her quick, Ruby is having her kid!
*Joe and Dan are running to the place where Ruby is dropping her load*
Joe: Hurry up man! She went into labor a while ago!
Dan: I hope Im not late! *bust through door* Oh huuuunnnneeyy! Wha?
*Dan and Joe duck a sudden Flying Table*
Dan: What?
*ruby is standing on her bed in her gown and clutching a chair in one hand, swinging at the team of Doctors*
Ruby: I AM NOT PREGNANT!!!
Dan: Whoe Ruby! Calm down!!
Ruby: YOU!!!
Dan: Urk?
Ruby: Come here to me! I will kill you!
Dan: *hides behind Joe*
Joe: Whoe man you are on your own! *runs*
Ruby: Ahhh! *clutches stomach*
Dan: *dashing to Ruby* Whoe hun! Just remember to breath!
Ruby: BREATH! *grabs Dan at the throat* YOUR THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO BREATH!
Dan: Ackk!
Dr: Please Ruby, calm down
Ruby: *punches him and sends him flying* GET OFF ME YOU BLOOD SUCKERS! Ow! *clutches stomach again*
Dan: Erk...*gasp*
Ruby: GET THIS LEECH OUT OF ME!!!!! *tosses Dan against the wall*
Dan: Push hun push!
Ruby: GET IT OUT OF ME NOW!
Joe: *appearing with rubber gloves* Dont worry Im here to help!
Jin: Yeah me too! *appears with a Plunger*
Dan: Ok lets go! *puts on helmet*
*Ruby lays down on the floor as our heroes inch closer*
Jin: *lifts up Ruby's gown with the tip of the plunger*
Dan: EEEEEEWWWWW!
Joe: Jeesssuus!
Jin: Cripey!
Geese: *shrieks in terror and jumps out the window*
Ruby: Shut up! Its not that bad!
Joe: What is that thing?
Jin: One things for sure its not the lone ranger!
Dan: Give me that plunger!
Plunger: Suck, Suck, *POP*
Baby: Waahhh!
Dan: Awww, its so cute! Look hun!
Ruby: Awww, such a lil cute baby....GET RID OF THE LITTLE BLOOD SUCKER!
Dan: But!
Ruby: I cant take care of no kid! Git rid of it!
Dan: Uhh, ok, hey Geese want a kid? *hands to Geese*
Geese: *looks a kid* Hmmmm *writes "Rock: Property of Geese Howard" on baby's forehead in black magic marker and tosses out the window*
Terry: *talking to Charolette on the street*
Terry: So how about we go out to *kid lands on his head* DOOOWWW!
Charolette: You got a kid? Pheh, buzz off *walks off*
Terry: Oh man, that sucks! Oh well, looks like its me and you now kid!
*back at the room*
Jin: Well that raps it up! Im gonna head on home now, been fun rocking with you two!
Joe: Aww man, so ya leaving
Jin: Yup
Dan: Later man
Capcom Exec: Whoe man! You guys just came back from the dead and saved the UNIVERSE!
Dan: Yeah....
Joe:....So?
Capcom: So, I have contracts right here for you to sign, the public loves you so much we will have to recreate CvS just for you!
Dan: YAHHOI!
Capcom: And also give you shots in the sequel!
Dan: YAWAYAHOOI!
DQ: And in closing, I would like to draw everyones attention to the giant lazer gun behind me, notice that is pointed at the ground and not the sky. I once wanted to stay on Earth because SNK bosses are so good in the sack, but I soon realized that Geese and Mr Big are the only straight SNK bosses, and Big really can use those sticks well. Anyway, that lazer will blow up everything on this planet, including Ruby Heart who is locked in the Technodrome. Well, I gotta be getting on my ship so I can rule the unverse and all that, so
*rumble rumble*
*the gound explodes in a ball of hell fire, and demons come up and fly around, and the sun turns into blood, a giant peak is jettisoned upward, with 3 figures standing on it*
Dan: YAAAHHHOOOOIII!!!
Joe: Allright! We are back! No silly lazer is gonna do me in this time!
Jin: Time for a rematch!
DQ: No! I killed you!
Joe: We are like Maryln Manson, sister, we just dont go away!
Jin: And no one takes us seriosly eiter...
DQ: Ha! NO matter! The lazer will blow up the planet, and Ruby Heart will be killed by the Shredder! All while I leave! *gets on a scooter and rides off to her spaceship*
Joe: That lazer is pointed right at my house! I gotta stop it!
Jin: I need vengance! I will kill the Shredder!
Dan: The Dark Queen is mine! Hey you! *points to little kid*
Kid: Waaaassssaaaapppp!
Dan: *kicks kid off scooter and chases the Dark Queen*
ChunLi: now, while the coast is clears! *Chun Li, Guile, Charlie, and their enterage escapes through the big whole in the ground*
DQ: *riding her scooter into her ship* Hahaha! Dead or not Dan, you will never stop me!
Dan: Come back here! *his scooter breaks* Doh! I always said these things where cheap!
DQ: Robots! Attack him!
Robots: Attack!
Meanwhile: At the TechnoDrome
*Jin is in a giant control room*
Jin: Here Ruby Ruby Ruby
Ruby: Over here!
Jin: *looks up* Oh Geez! The shredder tied up a whale!
Ruby: Shut up Jin and get me down from here!
Shredder: Not so fast Jin! *tries Heart Rip manuver*
Jin: *blocks*
Shredder: What?
Jin: *hits Shredder with a sock full of Nickles* Bloodia!!
Shredder: ow!
Jin: *knees*
Shredder: Ooof! *kicks Jin in the head*
Jin: Ow! No head shots!
Meanwhile, Dan is inside the Queens ship in the air above the city
Dan: More Robots huh! Take this! Gadoken! *blows a robot up*
Dan: Koryuken! *kills another one*
Robot: Cripey! Send more robots!
Elsewhere, on the lazer control tower
Joe: Hmm, well, it don't look like Oni didn't write a badguy for me to fight *shuts off Lazer*
At that same moment:
Jin: *backhands Shredder* The only thing you will be good for where your going is to chop up chef salad
Shredder: Your character concept is abstract and silly! *shoulder throws Jin*
Jin: Hey throws are cheap!
Shredder: I didn't mean to, Ill give you a freebie
Jin: *eye twinkles* Oh yeah?
Shredder: No you idiot! Im not stupid, throwing is not cheap! *greenish liquid lands on his head*
Shredder: What the?
Ruby: I AM NOT PREGNANT!
Jin: *sniffs* Eeeew!
Shredder: Ack this is gonna stain my cape! *runs off*
Jin: Ruby! Your water broke!
Ruby: I am gonna kill that man!
Jin: Ill get you down!
At the Queen's Dark Spooky Room abourd her ship
Dan: Ok Queen, lets do this! Come out of oyur hiding spot!
Queen: Very well, I have nothing to fear from you, *walks out in a skimpy BDSM Bikini*
Dan: Wow! Your hot! I see you have not waxed for your bikini!
Queen: Eh? Wha..*looks at her trantula* Doh! Grr you will pay for that! *cuts on light blue saber*
Dan: *cuts on Pink Light Saber*
Queen: EEeeEyyaaa! *swings*
Dan: *parries*
Queen: *swings* Ha!
Dan: *parries* Seeya!
Queen: Why not join me, my son....
Dan: Son!?!?
Queen: Who now is your mother if it is not me, who gave you the will to live? I am the wellspring, from which you flow, when I am gone, you will have never been, what will your world be, without me? My son... *stares*
Dan: *looks at her weird*
Queen: My son...... *stares*
Queen: *blocks* Hahaha!
Dan: Grrr, you die tonight hairy!
Queen: Hairy! You fool! You stand no chance to survive!
Dan: What chu talkin bout Queenie
Queen: Hahaha, nobody has the ability to defeat me, except the child in Ruby's belly. That entity alone has the energy to defeat me. Anyone else can try, but that child is destinied to kill me, and by now that child has been slain as it was birthed, now nothing stands in my way, the magic mirror has forseen it, nothing at all can stop me!
Dan: *slices Queens arm off*
Queen: ACK!
Dan: I dont care what fairy tells you read and who readem' to ya, but know this. NOBODY FUCKS WITH ME, MY FRIENDS, MY HO, OR MY KID *gets ready for killing blow*
Ran Hibiki, Dan's sister: Wait Dan, she is our mother!?!?
Dan: What!?!?
Go Hibiki: *takes off mask* Hahahaha, just kidding, you shoulda seen your look! Now kill her quick, Ruby is having her kid!
*Joe and Dan are running to the place where Ruby is dropping her load*
Joe: Hurry up man! She went into labor a while ago!
Dan: I hope Im not late! *bust through door* Oh huuuunnnneeyy! Wha?
*Dan and Joe duck a sudden Flying Table*
Dan: What?
*ruby is standing on her bed in her gown and clutching a chair in one hand, swinging at the team of Doctors*
Ruby: I AM NOT PREGNANT!!!
Dan: Whoe Ruby! Calm down!!
Ruby: YOU!!!
Dan: Urk?
Ruby: Come here to me! I will kill you!
Dan: *hides behind Joe*
Joe: Whoe man you are on your own! *runs*
Ruby: Ahhh! *clutches stomach*
Dan: *dashing to Ruby* Whoe hun! Just remember to breath!
Ruby: BREATH! *grabs Dan at the throat* YOUR THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO BREATH!
Dan: Ackk!
Dr: Please Ruby, calm down
Ruby: *punches him and sends him flying* GET OFF ME YOU BLOOD SUCKERS! Ow! *clutches stomach again*
Dan: Erk...*gasp*
Ruby: GET THIS LEECH OUT OF ME!!!!! *tosses Dan against the wall*
Dan: Push hun push!
Ruby: GET IT OUT OF ME NOW!
Joe: *appearing with rubber gloves* Dont worry Im here to help!
Jin: Yeah me too! *appears with a Plunger*
Dan: Ok lets go! *puts on helmet*
*Ruby lays down on the floor as our heroes inch closer*
Jin: *lifts up Ruby's gown with the tip of the plunger*
Dan: EEEEEEWWWWW!
Joe: Jeesssuus!
Jin: Cripey!
Geese: *shrieks in terror and jumps out the window*
Ruby: Shut up! Its not that bad!
Joe: What is that thing?
Jin: One things for sure its not the lone ranger!
Dan: Give me that plunger!
Plunger: Suck, Suck, *POP*
Baby: Waahhh!
Dan: Awww, its so cute! Look hun!
Ruby: Awww, such a lil cute baby....GET RID OF THE LITTLE BLOOD SUCKER!
Dan: But!
Ruby: I cant take care of no kid! Git rid of it!
Dan: Uhh, ok, hey Geese want a kid? *hands to Geese*
Geese: *looks a kid* Hmmmm *writes "Rock: Property of Geese Howard" on baby's forehead in black magic marker and tosses out the window*
Terry: *talking to Charolette on the street*
Terry: So how about we go out to *kid lands on his head* DOOOWWW!
Charolette: You got a kid? Pheh, buzz off *walks off*
Terry: Oh man, that sucks! Oh well, looks like its me and you now kid!
*back at the room*
Jin: Well that raps it up! Im gonna head on home now, been fun rocking with you two!
Joe: Aww man, so ya leaving
Jin: Yup
Dan: Later man
Capcom Exec: Whoe man! You guys just came back from the dead and saved the UNIVERSE!
Dan: Yeah....
Joe:....So?
Capcom: So, I have contracts right here for you to sign, the public loves you so much we will have to recreate CvS just for you!
Dan: YAHHOI!
Capcom: And also give you shots in the sequel!
Dan: YAWAYAHOOI!