Blue Mary: Ok Rock its almost time for your Baseball game
Rock: Okie thanks aunt Mary!
Mary: Here put your hat on
Terry: Dont sweat it kid your a sure fire winner
Rock: Uncle Joe Uncle Joe! *runs into Joes room*
Joe: *is making out with Lily* HHhmmphh?
Rock: Are you going to my ball game!!
Joe: Mmmmphhh, mmm, yyyymmphhh!!
Rock: I cant understand you with your mouth full of boob, Joe
Joe: *pop* Yeah sure kid count me in!
Rock: *begins to stare*
Mary: *walking by Joe's room* Hurry up Rock we gotta, *looks in Joe's room* ROCK GIT OUTTA THERE!
*later, at the ball park*
Couch Andy: Ok kids, just remember to keep your eyes on the ball!
Rock: Ok Andy!
Jae Hoon: Yeah Couch!
Dong Wan: Sure thing
Rest of Kids: Yeah!
Andy: Ok lets go gettem!! We are up to bat first!
*the kids take the field*
King of Fighters 99 announcer (aka Guile): Otay, da Capcom deem bakes da field! Fast batt-er, as Jay Han!
*in the seats, everyone has turned out for the game*
Kim: Jae Hoon!!! You idiot!
Jae: What did I do daddy? *gets a strike*
Kim: IM not talking to you son pay attention!!
Kim's wife (miun? I cant spell it): We love you hunny!
Kids in dugout: Hahahaha
Kim: Dont say that hun, he will grow up to be a fairy if ya keep telling him that!
Raiden: Stree Rike 2!!!
Wife: But we do love him!
Andy: Keep your eye on the ball Kiddo!
Raiden: Stree Rike 3!!!
Wife: We love you anyway hun!
Kim: Yeah even though you suck!
Wife: Shut up! He has two strikes left! This is little league remember?
Kim: He still SUCKS!
Raiden: STTTTTRRREEEEEEIIIIKKEEEE 4!!!
Andy: Ok man, just relax, you cant hit the ball if your crying...
Jae: *sniff sniff*
Kim: Stop crying! Your brother would never cry!!
Wife: *snap kicks kim in the nuts*
Kim: ack!! *falls over*
Raiden: Strike 5 your out! Get your little juicey hind parts in mah bellayy!!! *rubs stomach*
Andy: *funny look*
Raiden: I mean On Da Bench!!
Oni: Ill take this time out to explain the whats going on in a kiddie game to you fewls that dont know. Andy is the coach, so he is on the mound with a pitching machine that gives the kids the same pitch every time! Ok, enjoy the rest of the show!
Terry: I wonder where Joe is, he promised Rock he would be here
Mai: He probly is a no show, knowing him he is probly doing Lilly right
Billy: Whhhattt? Where is the bloke??
Joe: Right here Billy! *walking up*
Billy: Why you! What have ye done to my Lilly
Joe: Loved her like she should be loved. No wonder she left you for me, you just didn't know how to do it right
Billy: Wha? Thats my sister ya bloke!!!
Joe: Yeah yeah whatever, whose bed is she in NOW huh? *sitting with the Terry, Mary, and Mai* So what did i miss
Kim: *turning around* My loser kid striking out
Wife: *kicks him in the nutz again*
Kim: Oooww!
Wife: Hes gonna be your last kid if ya keep it up!!
Announcer: Next Ap, Rock
Mary: Yeah baby! Wooo!
Joe: AWW RIGGGHTT!!!
Terry: Come on, come on!!
Mai: Woo hoo!
Rock: *steps up to the plate*
Coach Andy: Ok, step back from the plate a bit Rock
*in the seats*
Mary: Choke up some hunny!
Terry: Step a bit forward Rock!!!
Kim: Loosen up your grip, Rock!
Billy: Widen your stance, little guy!
Mai: Take of your clothes Andy!!
Rock: uhhhhh *confused*
Andy: Here it comes
Rock: *hits*
Andy: Good job! RUn to first run to first!!
Mary: Run ROck run!
Terry: Go go go!
Joe: Run like the po' po' is chasin ya!!
Billy: Thats good kiddo, run!
*meanwhile, Megaman and Roll run to get the ball, bump into each other and fall out*
Rock: *rounds second*
Mel: *picks up ball*
Andy: Go Go go!!!
Terry: Run kid run!!
Mel: *throws it at second base*
Rock: *gets on third*
Andy: Stay there, stay there!
Mary: *gets up and points* RUN HOME RUN HOME!
Terry: Go GO GOOO!!
Joe: STAY THERE STAY THERE!!!
Mai: TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF ANDY!!!!!
Kim: GO HOME KID!!! GO FOR IT!
Billy: STAY THERE STAY THERE!
Rock: *begins to run home*
Mary: YES GO GO GO!!
Andy: NO WAIT STAY ON THIRD!!!
Joe: NO NOO NOO!!
Kim: YEAH YES!!!
Rock: *goes back*
Andy: Yeah! THERE YA GO!
Mary: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU GO HOME GO HOME!!!
Terry: DO IT KID I BEEELEEIIVEE IN YOU!!!!
Joe: ALLRIGHT KID RUN HOME NOW!!!!
Mai: TAKE IT AAAAALLLLLLLL OFF ANDY!!!!
Rock: *runs home*
Mary: THERE YA GOO!
Terry: SCORE SCORE SCORE!!!
Joe: YEAH YEAH GO KIDD!
Mai: LET ME SEE YOUR SCHLONG ANDY!!!!!
Mel: *throws it home*
Raiden: OUT!!!
Terry: SAFE!!!
Mary: SAFE!!!
Joe: SAFE!!!
Kim: SAFE!!!
Raiden: OUt!!!!
Terry: Hey ump, are you ok??
Raiden: SAFE!!!!
Mary: Yeah! Rock did it!
Terry: Good job!
Joe: Thats the man right there!
Dan: Good job son!
Ruby: *nudges*
Dan: I mean, good job total stranger!!
Joe: *getting up*
Terry: Hey where ya going?
Joe: To get some beer
*joe arives at the consecccion stand*
King: Hiya Joe, what'll ya have?
Joe: Its me, Joe Higashi, the CHAMP! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
King: *rolls her eyes*
Joe: The CHAMP wants a beer!
King: We dont have beer, this is a pee wee ball game
Joe: But ya gotta have beer!
King: Nope
Joe: All these grown ups getting mad over their kids and ya dont have beer?
King: Nope
Joe: You would make a fortune!!
King: Oh well, want a hot dog?
Joe: Sure
King: What do you want on it?
Joe: A 40 ounce bottle of beer
King: Joe...
Joe: Uhh, everything you can, what the heck y'know
King: One second
Joe: Doo ba doo ba doo
King: Here ya go *hands Joe a wrapped up pile of Cheese, Chili, and Onions*
Joe: What the hell is this?
King: Its your hotdog!
Joe: Where is it?
King: Its down there somewhere
Joe: Ok, now that I bought some food give me some beer
King: We dont have any!
*Joe rejoins the folks at the stands*
Terry: Hiya Joe, hey what is that? *points at the wrapped up glob of Chili and Cheese*
Joe: There is a hot dog under this somewhere, whats the score?
Terry: 17 to 2, SNK
mary: Capcom is up to bat
Announcer: Next up, Shoma!
Terry: Shoma?
Shoma: UUUUAAAGGGHHHHH!!!! *pounds base with his bat*
Joe: You sure he is young enough to play in this?
Shoma: Lets go couch! Throw me the ball!
Hayato: Here it comes
Shoma: *hits home run*
Shoma: Oh yeah, uh huh, who is the man? Who is he? Say his name! *takes off hat and begins to bow*
Joe: *throws his hotdog at Shoma*
HotDog: *hits Shoma in the face, knocking him down*
Joe: *begins to go to his car*
Mary: Hey where ya going?
Mai: You promised youd be here for Rock!
Joe: I am I'll be right back!
*Joe goes into the parking lot and Mission Impossible music starts playing*
Joe: *opens trunk* Aha! *puts on a harness, then grabs a stack of cups* I knew this would come in handy for emergiences... *takes out a keg and puts it on his back harness*
*Back at the game*
Announcer: We are going for another inning, SNK has a 20 point lead, Capcom main obsticle to overcome is to get their outfielders to stop picking their noses long enough to play ball!
Joe: Beer! 5.00 a cup! Alchohol get it here!
Billy: Ill take two!
Tery: Gimmie some!
Mai: Joe what are you doing!!
Joe: Making some funds! *hands beers out*
Rock: Uncles Joe! I am gonna be player of the game!
Joe: good job kiddo, have one on the house!
Mary: JOE!!!
Joe: What hey, Im just being sportsman like!
Rock: Okie thanks aunt Mary!
Mary: Here put your hat on
Terry: Dont sweat it kid your a sure fire winner
Rock: Uncle Joe Uncle Joe! *runs into Joes room*
Joe: *is making out with Lily* HHhmmphh?
Rock: Are you going to my ball game!!
Joe: Mmmmphhh, mmm, yyyymmphhh!!
Rock: I cant understand you with your mouth full of boob, Joe
Joe: *pop* Yeah sure kid count me in!
Rock: *begins to stare*
Mary: *walking by Joe's room* Hurry up Rock we gotta, *looks in Joe's room* ROCK GIT OUTTA THERE!
*later, at the ball park*
Couch Andy: Ok kids, just remember to keep your eyes on the ball!
Rock: Ok Andy!
Jae Hoon: Yeah Couch!
Dong Wan: Sure thing
Rest of Kids: Yeah!
Andy: Ok lets go gettem!! We are up to bat first!
*the kids take the field*
King of Fighters 99 announcer (aka Guile): Otay, da Capcom deem bakes da field! Fast batt-er, as Jay Han!
*in the seats, everyone has turned out for the game*
Kim: Jae Hoon!!! You idiot!
Jae: What did I do daddy? *gets a strike*
Kim: IM not talking to you son pay attention!!
Kim's wife (miun? I cant spell it): We love you hunny!
Kids in dugout: Hahahaha
Kim: Dont say that hun, he will grow up to be a fairy if ya keep telling him that!
Raiden: Stree Rike 2!!!
Wife: But we do love him!
Andy: Keep your eye on the ball Kiddo!
Raiden: Stree Rike 3!!!
Wife: We love you anyway hun!
Kim: Yeah even though you suck!
Wife: Shut up! He has two strikes left! This is little league remember?
Kim: He still SUCKS!
Raiden: STTTTTRRREEEEEEIIIIKKEEEE 4!!!
Andy: Ok man, just relax, you cant hit the ball if your crying...
Jae: *sniff sniff*
Kim: Stop crying! Your brother would never cry!!
Wife: *snap kicks kim in the nuts*
Kim: ack!! *falls over*
Raiden: Strike 5 your out! Get your little juicey hind parts in mah bellayy!!! *rubs stomach*
Andy: *funny look*
Raiden: I mean On Da Bench!!
Oni: Ill take this time out to explain the whats going on in a kiddie game to you fewls that dont know. Andy is the coach, so he is on the mound with a pitching machine that gives the kids the same pitch every time! Ok, enjoy the rest of the show!
Terry: I wonder where Joe is, he promised Rock he would be here
Mai: He probly is a no show, knowing him he is probly doing Lilly right
Billy: Whhhattt? Where is the bloke??
Joe: Right here Billy! *walking up*
Billy: Why you! What have ye done to my Lilly
Joe: Loved her like she should be loved. No wonder she left you for me, you just didn't know how to do it right
Billy: Wha? Thats my sister ya bloke!!!
Joe: Yeah yeah whatever, whose bed is she in NOW huh? *sitting with the Terry, Mary, and Mai* So what did i miss
Kim: *turning around* My loser kid striking out
Wife: *kicks him in the nutz again*
Kim: Oooww!
Wife: Hes gonna be your last kid if ya keep it up!!
Announcer: Next Ap, Rock
Mary: Yeah baby! Wooo!
Joe: AWW RIGGGHTT!!!
Terry: Come on, come on!!
Mai: Woo hoo!
Rock: *steps up to the plate*
Coach Andy: Ok, step back from the plate a bit Rock
*in the seats*
Mary: Choke up some hunny!
Terry: Step a bit forward Rock!!!
Kim: Loosen up your grip, Rock!
Billy: Widen your stance, little guy!
Mai: Take of your clothes Andy!!
Rock: uhhhhh *confused*
Andy: Here it comes
Rock: *hits*
Andy: Good job! RUn to first run to first!!
Mary: Run ROck run!
Terry: Go go go!
Joe: Run like the po' po' is chasin ya!!
Billy: Thats good kiddo, run!
*meanwhile, Megaman and Roll run to get the ball, bump into each other and fall out*
Rock: *rounds second*
Mel: *picks up ball*
Andy: Go Go go!!!
Terry: Run kid run!!
Mel: *throws it at second base*
Rock: *gets on third*
Andy: Stay there, stay there!
Mary: *gets up and points* RUN HOME RUN HOME!
Terry: Go GO GOOO!!
Joe: STAY THERE STAY THERE!!!
Mai: TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF ANDY!!!!!
Kim: GO HOME KID!!! GO FOR IT!
Billy: STAY THERE STAY THERE!
Rock: *begins to run home*
Mary: YES GO GO GO!!
Andy: NO WAIT STAY ON THIRD!!!
Joe: NO NOO NOO!!
Kim: YEAH YES!!!
Rock: *goes back*
Andy: Yeah! THERE YA GO!
Mary: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU GO HOME GO HOME!!!
Terry: DO IT KID I BEEELEEIIVEE IN YOU!!!!
Joe: ALLRIGHT KID RUN HOME NOW!!!!
Mai: TAKE IT AAAAALLLLLLLL OFF ANDY!!!!
Rock: *runs home*
Mary: THERE YA GOO!
Terry: SCORE SCORE SCORE!!!
Joe: YEAH YEAH GO KIDD!
Mai: LET ME SEE YOUR SCHLONG ANDY!!!!!
Mel: *throws it home*
Raiden: OUT!!!
Terry: SAFE!!!
Mary: SAFE!!!
Joe: SAFE!!!
Kim: SAFE!!!
Raiden: OUt!!!!
Terry: Hey ump, are you ok??
Raiden: SAFE!!!!
Mary: Yeah! Rock did it!
Terry: Good job!
Joe: Thats the man right there!
Dan: Good job son!
Ruby: *nudges*
Dan: I mean, good job total stranger!!
Joe: *getting up*
Terry: Hey where ya going?
Joe: To get some beer
*joe arives at the consecccion stand*
King: Hiya Joe, what'll ya have?
Joe: Its me, Joe Higashi, the CHAMP! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
King: *rolls her eyes*
Joe: The CHAMP wants a beer!
King: We dont have beer, this is a pee wee ball game
Joe: But ya gotta have beer!
King: Nope
Joe: All these grown ups getting mad over their kids and ya dont have beer?
King: Nope
Joe: You would make a fortune!!
King: Oh well, want a hot dog?
Joe: Sure
King: What do you want on it?
Joe: A 40 ounce bottle of beer
King: Joe...
Joe: Uhh, everything you can, what the heck y'know
King: One second
Joe: Doo ba doo ba doo
King: Here ya go *hands Joe a wrapped up pile of Cheese, Chili, and Onions*
Joe: What the hell is this?
King: Its your hotdog!
Joe: Where is it?
King: Its down there somewhere
Joe: Ok, now that I bought some food give me some beer
King: We dont have any!
*Joe rejoins the folks at the stands*
Terry: Hiya Joe, hey what is that? *points at the wrapped up glob of Chili and Cheese*
Joe: There is a hot dog under this somewhere, whats the score?
Terry: 17 to 2, SNK
mary: Capcom is up to bat
Announcer: Next up, Shoma!
Terry: Shoma?
Shoma: UUUUAAAGGGHHHHH!!!! *pounds base with his bat*
Joe: You sure he is young enough to play in this?
Shoma: Lets go couch! Throw me the ball!
Hayato: Here it comes
Shoma: *hits home run*
Shoma: Oh yeah, uh huh, who is the man? Who is he? Say his name! *takes off hat and begins to bow*
Joe: *throws his hotdog at Shoma*
HotDog: *hits Shoma in the face, knocking him down*
Joe: *begins to go to his car*
Mary: Hey where ya going?
Mai: You promised youd be here for Rock!
Joe: I am I'll be right back!
*Joe goes into the parking lot and Mission Impossible music starts playing*
Joe: *opens trunk* Aha! *puts on a harness, then grabs a stack of cups* I knew this would come in handy for emergiences... *takes out a keg and puts it on his back harness*
*Back at the game*
Announcer: We are going for another inning, SNK has a 20 point lead, Capcom main obsticle to overcome is to get their outfielders to stop picking their noses long enough to play ball!
Joe: Beer! 5.00 a cup! Alchohol get it here!
Billy: Ill take two!
Tery: Gimmie some!
Mai: Joe what are you doing!!
Joe: Making some funds! *hands beers out*
Rock: Uncles Joe! I am gonna be player of the game!
Joe: good job kiddo, have one on the house!
Mary: JOE!!!
Joe: What hey, Im just being sportsman like!