Time has passed since the vanquishing Dark Queen, and with peace returning to the world, our heroes have went their seperate ways. But the Second Capcom vs SNK tournament apporaches with all speed, and a dark presense lurks behind it, a presence that will manifest itself all to soon....
*In the Pacific Ocean, anchored miles off the coast of Japan, the noon day sun shines down upon the Dooby Heart II, Dan Hibiki stands meditating on the front thingy*
Dan: hhhhhhmmmmmm........... *wind blows*
Dan: Hyah! GADOKENN!! *a big blast of energy flies outward from his fist*
Dan: Ha! Months of dedication, and training have paid off, my gadoken has gotten 2 extra feet of distance! I have finally begun to realize my true power! Ahh hahahah! Now nobody can stop me from winning the tournament!
Ruby: Hun could you keep it down this is my favorite part!
Dan: Huh? Oh sorry hun...
Ruby: *sunbathing on the deck while watching TV*
Chick on TV: All the gods, they cannot sever us. If I were dead and you still fighting for life I'd come back from the darkness, back from the pit of hell, to fight at your side.
Ruby: *blows nose* Its so sweet
Dan: Hey! Tell your crew to set a course for the tournament, I dont want to be late like last time
Ruby: ..... Dont you remember? Dooby Heart II is completely automated
Dan: Dont tell me what I do and do not know woman! Set a course!
Ruby: *picks up a remote and clicks a few buttons* There
Dan: Good job, so why arnt you going to enter?
Ruby: Huh? Dont you know that...
*In Osaka, the tournament sign up*
Jin: What do you mean versus character's arnt allowed!!!
Sign-up guy: Becuase that would just be silly
Jin: Come on you gotta be kidding!!
Guy: Rules are rules, you are just a stupid character design
Jin: Wha? STUPID!
Guy: Yes, one of your moves is a big robot fist, thats corny
Jin: Oh come on, your allowing weapons, That Samurai had a sword, Vega had a claw, that freaky guy had knives and grenades, hell one guy had Freddy Kruger!
Choi: Monka monka monka! *humps the buffet table leg*
Guy: Im calling security
Jin: Oh come on, what if I lose the robot
Guy: Please leave the premises
Jin: But I dont want to!
Guy: *picks up phone*
Jin: Oh come on, I just want to get some bufflo wings at the buffet line
Guy: Secruity..
Jin: Ok, ok, I get the picture, you will be hearing from my agent on this one, HEADS WILL ROLL! *walks off*
*As Jin walks off, Ran Hibiki has arrived on the scene*
Ran: Hello and welcome to my coverage of the Millionare fighting 2001 tourneyment for Taiyo High School! *is talking to herself*
Ran: All sorts of fighters have turned out for this invitational only tournement, and I have an exclusive interview with the last year's tourneyment champion, and my big brother, Dan Hibiki! Their is Dan's partner now!
Joe: *is talking to groupies* So then I told'em, "I better be able to Moon people or I wont show up!"
Ran: Joe Higashi if I may have a word!
Joe: Eh? Who are you?
Ran: Ran Hibiki, little sister of Dan Hibiki, covering the tourey for Taiyo High School
Joe: Hey, whats up, hows Dan doin?
Ran: I dont know, Im suppose to meet him here, do you know where he is *shoves mic in Joe's face*
Joe: Uh, no, but he better show he is suppose to be on my team
Ran: And what do you think of the change to a 3 on 3 system as opposed to the ratio bout for this tourney?
Joe: Well I think, huh? They changed it to 3 on 3? News to me. I guess me and Dan need a third member now, I guess.
Ran: Just kidding its still ratio
Joe: Oh, ok thats cool
Ran: That was a trick question its really 3 on 3
Joe: Crap
Ran: Thanks for your time Joe I look forward to your next match *runs off*
Joe: Uh, bye
Ran: And there you have it, Joe Higashi a bit cocky about the upcoming matches thanks to being paired with my Big Brother Dan. When asked about his anzieties about fighting, he said qoute "Crap." Oh, I see a limosine, perhaps that is my brother's ride *walks up to limo*
Ran: *taps on glass* Excuse me? Press
Window: *rolls down*
Ran: Brother! Hey are you ready for the exclusive?
Dan Hibiki: Yes, yes I am ready for the exclusive, sister. For I am Dan Hibiki, I assure you. Now get in the limo so we could commence with the interview that I promised you, my sister, that we could have.
Ran: Alllrighty! *gets in limo*
*a few yards away, Hyo, Batsu, and Kyosuke are sitting on a bench observing Ran's shenadagins while doing a bit of pre-victory celebration*
Batsu: Whoe man Ran just got nabbed, *cough cough*
Hyo: Nabbed, ha! Is this the power of friendship?
Kyosuke: Yo dude that was totally her *holds breath, then exhales* boyfriend picking her up anyway
Hyo: BoyFRIEND? Wow, the power of friendship IS strong indeed!
Kyosuke: Shut up and hit this stuff bro.
Hyo: What, is, this? This is truely the power of friendship!! *cough cough* It is very strong indeed!
Batsu: Yeah yo, just chill wit it
Kyosuke: Hey bro, I thought you were dead
Hyo: Yeah, and you suppose to be disappeared like in your ending, but it just aint fun wit out us around right bro?
Kyosuke: Yeah, hahaha,
Kyo: I love you man
Kyosuke: Your not getting into my super move, Hyo
Hyo: Damn
Batsu: Yeah, that guy with the ugly hair and the finger nails just about done us all in y'know. But that was in our game and nobody cares about that, y'know
Kyosuke: Yeah, what was with that hair anyway?
Batsu: All swirly and junk looking like princess Leia
Hyo: Yes, but he underestimated this FRIENDSHIP!
Kyosuke: Jeez bro, for someone who suppose to hate friendship, you sure do talk about it alot
Batsu: Yeah, hey man what about that chicks hair with the violin?
Hyo: That was just plain whack
Kyosuke: What was she thinking? That we would get scared or something, 2 real big jerry curls of death
Hyo: My hair rocks though, especially when I style it like Sephiroth's
Batsu: Yeah and then *BOOM*
*the bench is torn into*
Hayato: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!
Batsu: Coach, I
Hayoto: I come over here and I see you guys all gathered around talkin' about hair likah bunch of fearies, dont you guys have CHICKS to BONE??
Kyosuke: But...
Hayoto: Didn't you guys pay attention in Health Class today? YOU guys are HIGH SCHOOL students, you should be having sex with many annoyomous partners and experimenting with illigal drugs!! Here, have some more samples! *showers the trio with condoms and small baggies*
Hayoto: Now go forth and act recklessly!
Hyo: Yes, our friendship will ...
Hayoto: AND QUIT HANGING AROUND MR. FRIENDSHIP HERE! *walks off*
Hyo: Wha? *looks shocked*
Batsu: Haa haa! *points and laughes at Hyo*
????: KYOSUKE!!!!! PREPARE YOURSELF!!!
Kyosuke: Who are you?
Rock: I am Rock Howard, son of Geese Howard, raised my Tery Bogard, my fighting style is a mix of Terry street style, and the power I inherited from my father, and you are my arch enemy!
Kyosuke: I am?
Rock: YES!! *takes out a sheet of paper and shows it to Kyosuke* This is a copy of the character screen, rivals are set up opposite one another, you see? Ryu gets Kyo, Akuma gets Rugal, Bison gets Geese, and I get you! Prepare yourself!
Kyosuke: But Dan is paired with Joe and they arnt rivals, they are friends
Hyo: Dont underestimate their power!
Rock: So what?
Kyosuke: So it means that the character pairings are just related characters, not necessarly rivals
Rock: But they can be rivals, prepare yourself!
Kyosuke: We arnt rivals, we are gonna be friends
Hyo: The power.... of.... friendship.... strong... too strong
Rock: No we are not, PREPARE YOURSELF!
Kyosuke: I refuse to fight you....
Rock: Hmm, very well, then I will tell everyone your secret if you dont fight me...
Kyosuke: I have no secrets, I will not fight you
Rock: Ok, very well, have it your way Kyosuke, or should i say..... VERMILLION!!!
DUM DUM DDDUUUUUMMMMM!
Kyosuke: *pulls out gold handgun* WHere did you hear that name!?!?
Rock: Beat me and Ill tell you!
Kyosuke: Your on! *fires gun*
Rock: *blurs and appears behind Kyosuke*
Rock: Haha!
Kyosuke: *reaches inside his jacket and pulls the trigger to his shotgun, firing it backwards through his jacket*
Rock: Ouch! Tricky! But you know all to well that bullets cause minimal damage to fighting game characters!
Kyosuke: Blast...
Rock: DUNK! *hits Kyosuke over the head*
Kyosuke: *hits Rock in the forehead with gold shotgun*
Rock: Ouch!
Kyosuke: *kicks Rock in the chest*
Rock: Oooff! *staggers back* You have taken me off guard but you wont....
*suddenly a giant anchor lands on Rock*
Rock: AAARRGHHH!!!
Dan: *slides down anchor* I hope Im not too late!
Ruby: Be back by dinner time!
Dan: Ok Ruby!
Kyosuke: Rock! Quick help him!
Dan: Huh? Oh! Ooops, my bad. Help me lift the anchor off him
Rock: *twitch*
*Dan and Kyosuke grab ahold of the anchor and lift it up together*
Hyo: I see... the power of FRIENDSHIP has saved him
Batsu: Would you shut up already?
Rock: Ow, you idiot, watch where you put your anchor!
Dan: Sorry kid, whats your name?
Rock: I am Rock Howard, son of Geese Howard, raised my Tery Bogard, my fighting style is a mix of Terry street style, and the power I inherited from my father,
Dan: Ok, thats nice (wait a minute, I sense a great power within him, that I last felt when Ruby popped that kid that we gave to Geese, who threw it out and Terry raised it, could this be my own son?) *gets teary eyed*
Rock: You ok pops?
Dan: (I shouldnt tell him Im his father yet, nobody knows about it except me, Ruby, and Geese)
Joe: Dan! Whats up, I see you've met your son
Dan: (oh yeah, and Joe too)
Rock: What are you talking about? I am Rock Howard, son of Geese Howard, raised my Tery Bogard, my fighting style is a mix of Terry street style, and the power I inherited from my father!
Joe: Yeah, whatever, hey you were just born a few months back, how did you grow up so fast?
Rock: Well you see, this is
*Suddenly, a Capcom Executive jumps out of a trashcan*
Exec: Oh my GOD! MAI SHIRANUI IS NAKED! *points over there*
Everyone: *Looks*
Dan: Where?
Rock: I dont see anyone
Joe: My booty sense isnt going off, hmm, oh well, what where we talking about?
Dan: I dunno, but I need to find my sister, I promised her an interview
Joe: Your sister? How many people here are related to you
Hibiki: *walks by, smiles and nods to Joe*
Kyosuke: Dan, what are you talking about? Didnt she just leave with you?
DUM DUM...DDDUUMMMM
Miles away from the arena, across town, Ran is in for a shock
Ran: So Dan, how does it feel to be returning to the ring
Dan: Well, it feels nice
Ran: Dont you feel anxiety that Joe, your team mate will over shadow you?
Dan: No, because he sucks
Ran: WOW! What a scoop! So why do you think he sucks?
Dan: Because Im better than he
Ran: Follow-up question, why have you tied me to this chair?
Dan: Im glad you asked, because IM NOT REALLY DAN!
Ran: What a scoop!
Dan?: Stop saying that
Ran: Sorry its my favorite phrase
Dan?: Well I hate it
Ran: But you look just like Dan, how can you not be him? Are you a clone? Evil Twin?
Dan?: Sorry, nothing that colorful, you see, Capcom has used me, they did it in the first one, and they did it again! I will NOT be left out this time!
Ran: What are you talking about Dan? Your in the second one
Dan?: I am NOT Dan!
Ran: Then who are you?
Dan?: Who do you think put the Millionarre in Millionarre fighting?
Ran: Someone stupid, expecially since the 2000 was called Millinum bout when it wasnt a new millinium, this one should be called the millinium bout
Dan?: SHUT UP! In that first one I sponcered it, but I didnt get to compete, Capcom just shut me out. WIth the second tourney, i was also on the sponcer bourd, but AGAIN, I was shut out! NO MORE! The world will face the full fury of ROBERT GARCIA!!! Muhuhuhauahahaha!
Ran: But whats that got to do with me?
Robert: Simple really, your brother will come looking for you, and when he does I will kill and replace him!
Ran: Wow I cant wait to write this story! ITs front page material for sure!
Robert: Uh, wait, you cant do that it would spoil my plan
Ran: I just cant keep my mouth shut you know! Im a journalist
Robert: Well I guess I'll have to kill you too then
Ran: I'll be quiet!
Robert: Good...good
Ran: One question though
Robert: Yes?
Ran: About your skillful abduction
Robert: Yes, I left no clues, none at all. It was perfect!
Ran: How could he follow you back here if you left no clues
Robert: HA! Well you see its simple really....in fact its comical how simple it is..... the simplicitiy of it all is quite large.... uh....you see.... its like this well, SHUT UP! *snaps fingers*
*A bunch of scussy women come out*
Ran: Wait, who are these girls?
Robert: You see while your here I might as well put you to work for me *sets up a camera* You know what the Garcia Foundation is right?
Ran: Uh, no
Robert: ITS A CONGLOMERATE OF PORNOGRAPHY HA HA HA HA!
Ran: Oooo!
Robert: Oooo? Arnt you scared about being in a porno, I need to use this to blackmail you
Ran: No, Im not scared, In fact I have my own section in the amatuer Aisle in Mr Big's Video
Robert: What? Crap, oh well, begin rolling for Scussy Women Humping Tied Up Reporter 27, begin!
Meanwhile, a dozen floors up, on the top floor
Terry: I have you now Geese! Take this! WHAM!
Geese: Wha? You are mearly delaying the inevitable boy!
Terry: I dont think so, hyah!
Geese: Excellent move, but to no avail!
Terry: Damn, I need to make a come back
Geese: Your comeback is non-existant with this manuver, WHAM!
Terry: Thats just the thing I was looking for, TAKE THIS! HHHYAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Geese: Ha, I was hoping you would pull a stunt like that! GGAAAHHH!
Terry: Damn, I just cant stop him, try this!
Geese: How childish
Terry: And THIS!
Geese: If your quite done, then this match is over with THIS!!!
Terry: Damn, Im done for!
Geese: Now, for the FINAL blow!
Terry: WAIT!! You forgot one thing, you forgot to say UNO!!
Geese: What? DAMN!
Terry: Draw 5 cards! HAHA!
Geese: You havnt seen the last of me!
Terry: Oh but I have, SKIP you, back to me, Wild Card: Draw Two, UNO, color is red, YOUR FINISHED! *slams a red number 8 card on the table*
Geese: NNNNOOOOOOO!
*the card bounces up off the table and strikes Geese in the forehead*
Geese: AAhhhh! *tilts back, breaking the leg of his chair, sending him sparling into the guard rail, and tumbling over the edge unto the street below
Terry: YEAH!
Yamazaki: *sigh* Does he have to do that everytime he is beaten? I guess I'll deal the cards this time
*Back at the arena*
*Shoma walks up to the sign up guy*
Shoma: Hello, I am a high school boy. WIth a baseball bat. My name is Show-ma, and I would like to sign up for the tourney
Signup: Your not getting in Jin
Jin: *throwing hat to ground* Oh COME ON!! MAN! *stomps off*
Dan: Man, my sister has been kidnapped! This sucks, I have to get some help!
Joe: And some clues
Kyosuke: Ill search for clues out here, Ran is my schoomate and I wouldnt want to lose her
Rock: HA! YOu think you can out do me Kyosuke, I'll find MORE clues than you can EVER imagine!
Dan: Ill go ask people...
Joe: Ill go hit on some chicks, er I mean, hit them up, for info.
Dan: Good *walks over to the crowd*
Dan: Hmmm, Ryo! Hey Ryo!
Ryo: What is it Hibiki?
Dan: Hey, My sister has been kidnapped, do you know anything?
Ryo: .......
Dan: Well?
Ryo: I bet you think thats funny dont you
Dan: HUh? What my sister has been kidnapped! This is serious!
And so the investigation is underway, but will they find her in time? Or will another porno grace the wall of Mr Big's Video Store?
Dan: Come on this is serious!
Ryo: Get lost Hibiki *turns*
Dan: Dangit! Come on! This is serious!
Ryo: See ya in the tournament Hibiki!
Dan: Wait! Come on! I know this has happened to you! What did you do when this happened?
Ryo: Me? First thing I did was kick Todo's ass
Dan: Oh.... I see
*across the room*
Todo: *at the buffet table* Hmm hmm hmm, ooo a chip! *dips chip* Yummy, ranch! *chews* Hmmmmm *looks slowly to the left, then slowly to the right*
Todo: *dips the SAME chip in dip again*
Dan: TODOO!!!!!! *burst up through the table*
Todo: Whoe! Im sorry!
Dan: *Punches Todo in the face*
Todo: Ouch! I just double dipped once! Leave me alone!
Dan: Where is my sister!!! *kicks Todo in gut*
Todo: Oooff!! What? Sister? I dont know what your talking....
Dan: KORYUKEN! *uppercuts Todo*
Todo: Wwwaaaahhhh! *flies off*
*meanwhile, outside, Kyosuke and Rock had begun their
search for information*
Kyosuke: Perhaps we should question the eyewitness to the...
Rock: Shut up Kyosuke, I dont care what your doing Im gonna go question eyewitnesses, and then I will kick YOUR ASS!
Kyosuke: Very well, lets start with those over their *points to Kyo, Iori, and Sakura standing near the street corner*
Sakura: So then what happened?
Kyo: Well, me, Iori, and Chizuru where the only people that could beat Orochi, so we
Sakura: Hold on, you three are the only people? Who wrote this game?
Kyo: No, you see we are the only people, the descendants of the clans
Sakura: So if I was in this game and beat Oreo my ending wouldnt mean jack?
Kyo: Thats right
Iori: *shrugs*
Sakura: Thats messed up
Kyo: No, you gotta understand, we were the only people that could do it
Iori: Shut up Kyo
Kyo: No you shut up! I MADE YOU! I took you from the strings of the just another character and made you my rival! If it wasn't for me you would be just Fatal Fury character caliber!
Rock: What was that?
Kyo: What? Who are you?
Rock: I am Rock Howard, the son of Geese Howard, raised by Terry Bogard, my fighting style is...
Iori: He can kick your ass Kyo
Kyo: Hah! No he cant! How old are you?
Sakura: 32
Kyo: No not you, Rock
Rock: Im 19!
Iori: No your not
Rock: I am too!
Iori: Thats Impossible, how are you even here
Rock: You idiot, I simply...
*Capcom Executive drives by, honking his horn so load that Rock is momentarily inaudable*
Horn: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKK
Rock: ....and so here I am!
Kyo: wow, thats really fascinating, NOT!
Rock: What did you say punk?
Kyosuke: Excuse me, but we are in a hurry
Rock: No, we aint in no hurry, I just want to ask this little spoon fed hero boy what he said?
Kyo: Whoe! Dont touch me, I have a contract that says I cant be beat in a game
Rock: The tournament aint started yet punk
Iori: Kill him Rock
Kyo: What? Iori? Come on Iori, you remember your the only one that can kill me?
Iori: No, I dont remeber, kill him Rock
Kyosuke: Come on guys, we need to ask you guys a few questions
*Sound of shattered glass from behind them*
Rock: What?
*Todo has been knocked through a window*
Todo: *cut and bruised* he...help me!
Dan: *jumps out of window* WHERE IS MY SISTER!
Todo: Help this guy is crazy! *runs off*
Dan: COME BACK HERE!
Joe: *walks up beside Dan* Hey Dan!
Dan: Huh? What?
Joe: *pats on back* Good job, go get him!
Dan: BBBLLAAARRGGHHH!!! *runs off after Todo screaming, Joe has stuck a sign with the "Ten" insignia on Dan's back*
Joe: Bwwaaa haa haa! I love doing that!
Rock: Hmm, strange
Kyosuke: Anyway, did you guys see which way that limosine went with Ran in it?
Sakura: Hey Rock tell me about when you were born
Kyosuke: Come on, see anything
Rock: Well, I dont remember, it was long ago
Kyosuke: Can anyone even see me?
Iori: I thought it was only a few months back
Kyosuke: *sigh*
Rock: Look man, can YOU remember back then?
Sakura: Did they cut ya?
Rock: Cut?
Sakura: Ya know, are you "intact?"
Rock: Huh? Well, yeah, I am?
Kyo: You are?
Sakura: Oh really? Wow
Iori: Im intact too
Kyo: Oh yeah? Whats it like?
Iori: No complaints
Rock: It keeps me warm in the winter
Sakura: Can you, y'know, like hide stuff up in there?
Rock: Oh yeah, I got a handgun up in mine right now
Kyo: Gee, that sounds pretty cool, I wish I still had my foresk.....
Kyosuke: OH MY GOD SHUT UP THIS IS GROSSING ME OUT!
Kyo: Yeah if I could only turn back time, I would have stopped that surgeons knife
Sakura: So when they cut it off, do you get to keep it or anything?
Kyosuke: Ack, this is discusting
Rock: Well, they didnt give me mine
Sakura: What about you Kyosuke?
Kyosuke: *begins to blush* About me what?
Sakura: Are you circumsized?
Kyosuke: What? No! I mean, I'm not answering that!
Rock: Its no big deal really if you are, nothing to be ashamed about
Kyosuke: What? Im not ashamed! Im just, wha... why am I talking about this with you!
Sakura: Come on, tell us!
Kyosuke: Im not gonna tell you guys my private things!
Sakura: Show us then, I really want to know
Kyosuke: Wha? NO! You are guys!
Sakura: They wont look, will you guys?
Rock: I really wouldnt want to see it *turns head*
Iori: I wont watch *turns head*
Kyo: .......
Iori: *looks at Kyo out of corner of eye*
Kyo: .....oh, I wont look either, *cough cough*
Sakura: *walks over to Kyosuke* Lets take a look
Kyosuke: What the hell are you doing! Wha? Hey! Dont touch that! *zzziiiippppp*
Sakura: Oh my god!
Kyo: What? *starts to turn around, gets kicked by Iori in back of knee*
Kyosuke: Their, I hope your happy, look, dont touch
Rock: Ok, this scene has gotten way out of hand, lets cut back to Dan
Kyosuke: Does this mean we have to go to the movies now?
Sakura: Im taking you farther than the movies baby!
King: *walking by* Sup Kyo, Iori, Rock, Sakura, Kyosuke, hey who's the guy in the hood?
*back inside, in the locker rooms of the stadium*
Todo: *pant, pant, pant* I think I lostem
Dan: Hey Todo, where you at eh?
Todo: Damn! *goes deeper into the locker room*
Dan: I can smell your fear!
Todo: There has to be another exit, wait, I hear someone in the shower, maybe I can take their clothes and wear them as a disguise... *runs over and grabs clothes*
Dan: Oh, i hear ya over by the showers
Todo: Huh? Whats this? These clothes are exactly the same as mine! What the? Uh oh! Here he comes! *ducks out and hides*
Dan: Ah HA! *jumps in the shower with Kasumi*
Kasumi: *shrieks*
Dan: You thought you could fool me by changing your sex, just like that punk Ranma, but I aint falling for it this time!
What will become of Kasumi? Will Kyosuke ever peice together the clues to solve this mystery? Will Oni ever put the "h" on Todo's name? The Legend continues...
*Back in Geese Tower, a high stakes battle is taking place*
Terry: Damn, we just cant hurt him!
Geese: Muhuhahaha!
Yamazaki: We cant give up, if we dont win then who knows what will happen?
Geese: I know what will happen!
Yamazaki: We know Geese...
Geese: Pour me another shot Yamazaki
Yamazaki: Ok *pours Geese another shot*
Terry: So what are we gonna do? I only got 15 hit points left!
Geese: 13 now, you forgot about the lesser poison, hahahaha!
Terry: I dont remember being poisoned...
Geese: thats cuz you forgot, and before you get a chance to contest, the dragon spits fire at you again! Give me some more saving throws boys, hahahahah!
Yamazaki: Thats BS and you know it Geese!
Geese: Nonsense! If you dont shut up its back to Uno!
Yamazaki: *begins to shake dice* Your a Tyrant Geese! A shady gamer! You hide behind that GM screen, if it wasnt for that we would know just what your game is! There, I rolled 89
Geese: NOT ENOUGH! YOU DIE!
Terry: But you didnt even roll anything!
Geese: Sure I did, I rolled everything before hand for the sake of a faster pace
Yamazaki: No you didnt!
Geese: I did!
Yamazaki: Stop your lieing!
Geese: Im not lieing!
Terry: Ok, enough talk, Im gonna use my last ditch attack, sword slash of death! BWWWAAAHHH!!! *rolls* Yeah! Get on it!
Geese: Hmm, *begins to shake dice* You fool, thats not enough to defeat the maroon dragon! *rolls*
Yamazaki: *snatches away GM screen* AHA!
Geese: What, no! Give me that!
Yamazaki: YOu rolled all ones! Oh, and a two, hahaha!
Geese: Nnooo!
Terry: Yeah get on it!
Geese: Ok, so Terry, you shove your sword deep in the dragons face, blood squirts everywhere, the dragon stands up and says "What? You claim to have killed me? I WONT ACCEPT THAT!" and then he falls through the guard rail of the cave/canyon thing and falls hundreds of miles to the bottom, aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"
Terry: Yeah!
Yamazaki: Rock on!
Terry: What phat loot do we get?
Geese: Nothing because the room caves in and kills you both, the end!
Terry: What?
Yamazaki: Thats a lame ass ending, your just mad because we won!
Geese: No, the ending is like that to make a life lesson, killing of God's creatures just to take their horde leads to death!
Terry: How lame
Yamazaki: You better hope Im not sober enough to remember this later!
*The Elevator dings*
Geese: Yeah well, screw you! Get someone else to be your DM then!
Yamazaki: Your the one that wanted to play this lame game anyway
*Elevator opens, Robert Garcia steps out*
Robert: Hey, guys
Terry: Huh? Oh hey Robert
Robert: Sup, hey, you guys going to the CvS2 sign up today?
Yamazaki: Was that today? I thought it was tuesday?
Geese: It IS tuesday
Yamazaki: Oh
Tery: Yeah we are goin' sorry to hear you aint signed up
Robert: Dont be so quick to make a statment, I plan on participating, you see I got this diabolical plan to kill Dan
Yamazaki: Are you kidding is today really tuesday?
Robert: But the plan was so perfect I forgot to leave clues for him to follow, so when you go, be sure to tell Dan that I am holding his sister at a spooky mansion over on that hill over there
Yamazaki: Today aint tuesday, your just messing, right?
Geese: Today IS tuesday! Look at the damn calander!
Terry: Ok, I'll tell him
Robert: Ok, thanks *goes to leave*
Yamazaki: Man, I need to stop trippin before I go to bed
Robert: *turns around* Oh, dont tell him about the plot to kill him, ok guys?
Terry: Yeah ok
Robert: *leaves*
Terry: Hah, like hell, I am SO telling Dan its a trap
Geese: Narc
Terry: Shut up! He is my boy!
Geese: Yeah whatever, speaking of CvS2, you guys bought ready to go?
Terry: *finishes drink* Yeah
Geese: Wait, who is gonna drive?
Terry: Not me, got my licesence revoked. Maybe Robert can give us a ride
Yamazaki: Is it really Tuesday guys?
*In the Pacific Ocean, anchored miles off the coast of Japan, the noon day sun shines down upon the Dooby Heart II, Dan Hibiki stands meditating on the front thingy*
Dan: hhhhhhmmmmmm........... *wind blows*
Dan: Hyah! GADOKENN!! *a big blast of energy flies outward from his fist*
Dan: Ha! Months of dedication, and training have paid off, my gadoken has gotten 2 extra feet of distance! I have finally begun to realize my true power! Ahh hahahah! Now nobody can stop me from winning the tournament!
Ruby: Hun could you keep it down this is my favorite part!
Dan: Huh? Oh sorry hun...
Ruby: *sunbathing on the deck while watching TV*
Chick on TV: All the gods, they cannot sever us. If I were dead and you still fighting for life I'd come back from the darkness, back from the pit of hell, to fight at your side.
Ruby: *blows nose* Its so sweet
Dan: Hey! Tell your crew to set a course for the tournament, I dont want to be late like last time
Ruby: ..... Dont you remember? Dooby Heart II is completely automated
Dan: Dont tell me what I do and do not know woman! Set a course!
Ruby: *picks up a remote and clicks a few buttons* There
Dan: Good job, so why arnt you going to enter?
Ruby: Huh? Dont you know that...
*In Osaka, the tournament sign up*
Jin: What do you mean versus character's arnt allowed!!!
Sign-up guy: Becuase that would just be silly
Jin: Come on you gotta be kidding!!
Guy: Rules are rules, you are just a stupid character design
Jin: Wha? STUPID!
Guy: Yes, one of your moves is a big robot fist, thats corny
Jin: Oh come on, your allowing weapons, That Samurai had a sword, Vega had a claw, that freaky guy had knives and grenades, hell one guy had Freddy Kruger!
Choi: Monka monka monka! *humps the buffet table leg*
Guy: Im calling security
Jin: Oh come on, what if I lose the robot
Guy: Please leave the premises
Jin: But I dont want to!
Guy: *picks up phone*
Jin: Oh come on, I just want to get some bufflo wings at the buffet line
Guy: Secruity..
Jin: Ok, ok, I get the picture, you will be hearing from my agent on this one, HEADS WILL ROLL! *walks off*
*As Jin walks off, Ran Hibiki has arrived on the scene*
Ran: Hello and welcome to my coverage of the Millionare fighting 2001 tourneyment for Taiyo High School! *is talking to herself*
Ran: All sorts of fighters have turned out for this invitational only tournement, and I have an exclusive interview with the last year's tourneyment champion, and my big brother, Dan Hibiki! Their is Dan's partner now!
Joe: *is talking to groupies* So then I told'em, "I better be able to Moon people or I wont show up!"
Ran: Joe Higashi if I may have a word!
Joe: Eh? Who are you?
Ran: Ran Hibiki, little sister of Dan Hibiki, covering the tourey for Taiyo High School
Joe: Hey, whats up, hows Dan doin?
Ran: I dont know, Im suppose to meet him here, do you know where he is *shoves mic in Joe's face*
Joe: Uh, no, but he better show he is suppose to be on my team
Ran: And what do you think of the change to a 3 on 3 system as opposed to the ratio bout for this tourney?
Joe: Well I think, huh? They changed it to 3 on 3? News to me. I guess me and Dan need a third member now, I guess.
Ran: Just kidding its still ratio
Joe: Oh, ok thats cool
Ran: That was a trick question its really 3 on 3
Joe: Crap
Ran: Thanks for your time Joe I look forward to your next match *runs off*
Joe: Uh, bye
Ran: And there you have it, Joe Higashi a bit cocky about the upcoming matches thanks to being paired with my Big Brother Dan. When asked about his anzieties about fighting, he said qoute "Crap." Oh, I see a limosine, perhaps that is my brother's ride *walks up to limo*
Ran: *taps on glass* Excuse me? Press
Window: *rolls down*
Ran: Brother! Hey are you ready for the exclusive?
Dan Hibiki: Yes, yes I am ready for the exclusive, sister. For I am Dan Hibiki, I assure you. Now get in the limo so we could commence with the interview that I promised you, my sister, that we could have.
Ran: Alllrighty! *gets in limo*
*a few yards away, Hyo, Batsu, and Kyosuke are sitting on a bench observing Ran's shenadagins while doing a bit of pre-victory celebration*
Batsu: Whoe man Ran just got nabbed, *cough cough*
Hyo: Nabbed, ha! Is this the power of friendship?
Kyosuke: Yo dude that was totally her *holds breath, then exhales* boyfriend picking her up anyway
Hyo: BoyFRIEND? Wow, the power of friendship IS strong indeed!
Kyosuke: Shut up and hit this stuff bro.
Hyo: What, is, this? This is truely the power of friendship!! *cough cough* It is very strong indeed!
Batsu: Yeah yo, just chill wit it
Kyosuke: Hey bro, I thought you were dead
Hyo: Yeah, and you suppose to be disappeared like in your ending, but it just aint fun wit out us around right bro?
Kyosuke: Yeah, hahaha,
Kyo: I love you man
Kyosuke: Your not getting into my super move, Hyo
Hyo: Damn
Batsu: Yeah, that guy with the ugly hair and the finger nails just about done us all in y'know. But that was in our game and nobody cares about that, y'know
Kyosuke: Yeah, what was with that hair anyway?
Batsu: All swirly and junk looking like princess Leia
Hyo: Yes, but he underestimated this FRIENDSHIP!
Kyosuke: Jeez bro, for someone who suppose to hate friendship, you sure do talk about it alot
Batsu: Yeah, hey man what about that chicks hair with the violin?
Hyo: That was just plain whack
Kyosuke: What was she thinking? That we would get scared or something, 2 real big jerry curls of death
Hyo: My hair rocks though, especially when I style it like Sephiroth's
Batsu: Yeah and then *BOOM*
*the bench is torn into*
Hayato: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!
Batsu: Coach, I
Hayoto: I come over here and I see you guys all gathered around talkin' about hair likah bunch of fearies, dont you guys have CHICKS to BONE??
Kyosuke: But...
Hayoto: Didn't you guys pay attention in Health Class today? YOU guys are HIGH SCHOOL students, you should be having sex with many annoyomous partners and experimenting with illigal drugs!! Here, have some more samples! *showers the trio with condoms and small baggies*
Hayoto: Now go forth and act recklessly!
Hyo: Yes, our friendship will ...
Hayoto: AND QUIT HANGING AROUND MR. FRIENDSHIP HERE! *walks off*
Hyo: Wha? *looks shocked*
Batsu: Haa haa! *points and laughes at Hyo*
????: KYOSUKE!!!!! PREPARE YOURSELF!!!
Kyosuke: Who are you?
Rock: I am Rock Howard, son of Geese Howard, raised my Tery Bogard, my fighting style is a mix of Terry street style, and the power I inherited from my father, and you are my arch enemy!
Kyosuke: I am?
Rock: YES!! *takes out a sheet of paper and shows it to Kyosuke* This is a copy of the character screen, rivals are set up opposite one another, you see? Ryu gets Kyo, Akuma gets Rugal, Bison gets Geese, and I get you! Prepare yourself!
Kyosuke: But Dan is paired with Joe and they arnt rivals, they are friends
Hyo: Dont underestimate their power!
Rock: So what?
Kyosuke: So it means that the character pairings are just related characters, not necessarly rivals
Rock: But they can be rivals, prepare yourself!
Kyosuke: We arnt rivals, we are gonna be friends
Hyo: The power.... of.... friendship.... strong... too strong
Rock: No we are not, PREPARE YOURSELF!
Kyosuke: I refuse to fight you....
Rock: Hmm, very well, then I will tell everyone your secret if you dont fight me...
Kyosuke: I have no secrets, I will not fight you
Rock: Ok, very well, have it your way Kyosuke, or should i say..... VERMILLION!!!
DUM DUM DDDUUUUUMMMMM!
Kyosuke: *pulls out gold handgun* WHere did you hear that name!?!?
Rock: Beat me and Ill tell you!
Kyosuke: Your on! *fires gun*
Rock: *blurs and appears behind Kyosuke*
Rock: Haha!
Kyosuke: *reaches inside his jacket and pulls the trigger to his shotgun, firing it backwards through his jacket*
Rock: Ouch! Tricky! But you know all to well that bullets cause minimal damage to fighting game characters!
Kyosuke: Blast...
Rock: DUNK! *hits Kyosuke over the head*
Kyosuke: *hits Rock in the forehead with gold shotgun*
Rock: Ouch!
Kyosuke: *kicks Rock in the chest*
Rock: Oooff! *staggers back* You have taken me off guard but you wont....
*suddenly a giant anchor lands on Rock*
Rock: AAARRGHHH!!!
Dan: *slides down anchor* I hope Im not too late!
Ruby: Be back by dinner time!
Dan: Ok Ruby!
Kyosuke: Rock! Quick help him!
Dan: Huh? Oh! Ooops, my bad. Help me lift the anchor off him
Rock: *twitch*
*Dan and Kyosuke grab ahold of the anchor and lift it up together*
Hyo: I see... the power of FRIENDSHIP has saved him
Batsu: Would you shut up already?
Rock: Ow, you idiot, watch where you put your anchor!
Dan: Sorry kid, whats your name?
Rock: I am Rock Howard, son of Geese Howard, raised my Tery Bogard, my fighting style is a mix of Terry street style, and the power I inherited from my father,
Dan: Ok, thats nice (wait a minute, I sense a great power within him, that I last felt when Ruby popped that kid that we gave to Geese, who threw it out and Terry raised it, could this be my own son?) *gets teary eyed*
Rock: You ok pops?
Dan: (I shouldnt tell him Im his father yet, nobody knows about it except me, Ruby, and Geese)
Joe: Dan! Whats up, I see you've met your son
Dan: (oh yeah, and Joe too)
Rock: What are you talking about? I am Rock Howard, son of Geese Howard, raised my Tery Bogard, my fighting style is a mix of Terry street style, and the power I inherited from my father!
Joe: Yeah, whatever, hey you were just born a few months back, how did you grow up so fast?
Rock: Well you see, this is
*Suddenly, a Capcom Executive jumps out of a trashcan*
Exec: Oh my GOD! MAI SHIRANUI IS NAKED! *points over there*
Everyone: *Looks*
Dan: Where?
Rock: I dont see anyone
Joe: My booty sense isnt going off, hmm, oh well, what where we talking about?
Dan: I dunno, but I need to find my sister, I promised her an interview
Joe: Your sister? How many people here are related to you
Hibiki: *walks by, smiles and nods to Joe*
Kyosuke: Dan, what are you talking about? Didnt she just leave with you?
DUM DUM...DDDUUMMMM
Miles away from the arena, across town, Ran is in for a shock
Ran: So Dan, how does it feel to be returning to the ring
Dan: Well, it feels nice
Ran: Dont you feel anxiety that Joe, your team mate will over shadow you?
Dan: No, because he sucks
Ran: WOW! What a scoop! So why do you think he sucks?
Dan: Because Im better than he
Ran: Follow-up question, why have you tied me to this chair?
Dan: Im glad you asked, because IM NOT REALLY DAN!
Ran: What a scoop!
Dan?: Stop saying that
Ran: Sorry its my favorite phrase
Dan?: Well I hate it
Ran: But you look just like Dan, how can you not be him? Are you a clone? Evil Twin?
Dan?: Sorry, nothing that colorful, you see, Capcom has used me, they did it in the first one, and they did it again! I will NOT be left out this time!
Ran: What are you talking about Dan? Your in the second one
Dan?: I am NOT Dan!
Ran: Then who are you?
Dan?: Who do you think put the Millionarre in Millionarre fighting?
Ran: Someone stupid, expecially since the 2000 was called Millinum bout when it wasnt a new millinium, this one should be called the millinium bout
Dan?: SHUT UP! In that first one I sponcered it, but I didnt get to compete, Capcom just shut me out. WIth the second tourney, i was also on the sponcer bourd, but AGAIN, I was shut out! NO MORE! The world will face the full fury of ROBERT GARCIA!!! Muhuhuhauahahaha!
Ran: But whats that got to do with me?
Robert: Simple really, your brother will come looking for you, and when he does I will kill and replace him!
Ran: Wow I cant wait to write this story! ITs front page material for sure!
Robert: Uh, wait, you cant do that it would spoil my plan
Ran: I just cant keep my mouth shut you know! Im a journalist
Robert: Well I guess I'll have to kill you too then
Ran: I'll be quiet!
Robert: Good...good
Ran: One question though
Robert: Yes?
Ran: About your skillful abduction
Robert: Yes, I left no clues, none at all. It was perfect!
Ran: How could he follow you back here if you left no clues
Robert: HA! Well you see its simple really....in fact its comical how simple it is..... the simplicitiy of it all is quite large.... uh....you see.... its like this well, SHUT UP! *snaps fingers*
*A bunch of scussy women come out*
Ran: Wait, who are these girls?
Robert: You see while your here I might as well put you to work for me *sets up a camera* You know what the Garcia Foundation is right?
Ran: Uh, no
Robert: ITS A CONGLOMERATE OF PORNOGRAPHY HA HA HA HA!
Ran: Oooo!
Robert: Oooo? Arnt you scared about being in a porno, I need to use this to blackmail you
Ran: No, Im not scared, In fact I have my own section in the amatuer Aisle in Mr Big's Video
Robert: What? Crap, oh well, begin rolling for Scussy Women Humping Tied Up Reporter 27, begin!
Meanwhile, a dozen floors up, on the top floor
Terry: I have you now Geese! Take this! WHAM!
Geese: Wha? You are mearly delaying the inevitable boy!
Terry: I dont think so, hyah!
Geese: Excellent move, but to no avail!
Terry: Damn, I need to make a come back
Geese: Your comeback is non-existant with this manuver, WHAM!
Terry: Thats just the thing I was looking for, TAKE THIS! HHHYAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Geese: Ha, I was hoping you would pull a stunt like that! GGAAAHHH!
Terry: Damn, I just cant stop him, try this!
Geese: How childish
Terry: And THIS!
Geese: If your quite done, then this match is over with THIS!!!
Terry: Damn, Im done for!
Geese: Now, for the FINAL blow!
Terry: WAIT!! You forgot one thing, you forgot to say UNO!!
Geese: What? DAMN!
Terry: Draw 5 cards! HAHA!
Geese: You havnt seen the last of me!
Terry: Oh but I have, SKIP you, back to me, Wild Card: Draw Two, UNO, color is red, YOUR FINISHED! *slams a red number 8 card on the table*
Geese: NNNNOOOOOOO!
*the card bounces up off the table and strikes Geese in the forehead*
Geese: AAhhhh! *tilts back, breaking the leg of his chair, sending him sparling into the guard rail, and tumbling over the edge unto the street below
Terry: YEAH!
Yamazaki: *sigh* Does he have to do that everytime he is beaten? I guess I'll deal the cards this time
*Back at the arena*
*Shoma walks up to the sign up guy*
Shoma: Hello, I am a high school boy. WIth a baseball bat. My name is Show-ma, and I would like to sign up for the tourney
Signup: Your not getting in Jin
Jin: *throwing hat to ground* Oh COME ON!! MAN! *stomps off*
Dan: Man, my sister has been kidnapped! This sucks, I have to get some help!
Joe: And some clues
Kyosuke: Ill search for clues out here, Ran is my schoomate and I wouldnt want to lose her
Rock: HA! YOu think you can out do me Kyosuke, I'll find MORE clues than you can EVER imagine!
Dan: Ill go ask people...
Joe: Ill go hit on some chicks, er I mean, hit them up, for info.
Dan: Good *walks over to the crowd*
Dan: Hmmm, Ryo! Hey Ryo!
Ryo: What is it Hibiki?
Dan: Hey, My sister has been kidnapped, do you know anything?
Ryo: .......
Dan: Well?
Ryo: I bet you think thats funny dont you
Dan: HUh? What my sister has been kidnapped! This is serious!
And so the investigation is underway, but will they find her in time? Or will another porno grace the wall of Mr Big's Video Store?
Dan: Come on this is serious!
Ryo: Get lost Hibiki *turns*
Dan: Dangit! Come on! This is serious!
Ryo: See ya in the tournament Hibiki!
Dan: Wait! Come on! I know this has happened to you! What did you do when this happened?
Ryo: Me? First thing I did was kick Todo's ass
Dan: Oh.... I see
*across the room*
Todo: *at the buffet table* Hmm hmm hmm, ooo a chip! *dips chip* Yummy, ranch! *chews* Hmmmmm *looks slowly to the left, then slowly to the right*
Todo: *dips the SAME chip in dip again*
Dan: TODOO!!!!!! *burst up through the table*
Todo: Whoe! Im sorry!
Dan: *Punches Todo in the face*
Todo: Ouch! I just double dipped once! Leave me alone!
Dan: Where is my sister!!! *kicks Todo in gut*
Todo: Oooff!! What? Sister? I dont know what your talking....
Dan: KORYUKEN! *uppercuts Todo*
Todo: Wwwaaaahhhh! *flies off*
*meanwhile, outside, Kyosuke and Rock had begun their
search for information*
Kyosuke: Perhaps we should question the eyewitness to the...
Rock: Shut up Kyosuke, I dont care what your doing Im gonna go question eyewitnesses, and then I will kick YOUR ASS!
Kyosuke: Very well, lets start with those over their *points to Kyo, Iori, and Sakura standing near the street corner*
Sakura: So then what happened?
Kyo: Well, me, Iori, and Chizuru where the only people that could beat Orochi, so we
Sakura: Hold on, you three are the only people? Who wrote this game?
Kyo: No, you see we are the only people, the descendants of the clans
Sakura: So if I was in this game and beat Oreo my ending wouldnt mean jack?
Kyo: Thats right
Iori: *shrugs*
Sakura: Thats messed up
Kyo: No, you gotta understand, we were the only people that could do it
Iori: Shut up Kyo
Kyo: No you shut up! I MADE YOU! I took you from the strings of the just another character and made you my rival! If it wasn't for me you would be just Fatal Fury character caliber!
Rock: What was that?
Kyo: What? Who are you?
Rock: I am Rock Howard, the son of Geese Howard, raised by Terry Bogard, my fighting style is...
Iori: He can kick your ass Kyo
Kyo: Hah! No he cant! How old are you?
Sakura: 32
Kyo: No not you, Rock
Rock: Im 19!
Iori: No your not
Rock: I am too!
Iori: Thats Impossible, how are you even here
Rock: You idiot, I simply...
*Capcom Executive drives by, honking his horn so load that Rock is momentarily inaudable*
Horn: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKK
Rock: ....and so here I am!
Kyo: wow, thats really fascinating, NOT!
Rock: What did you say punk?
Kyosuke: Excuse me, but we are in a hurry
Rock: No, we aint in no hurry, I just want to ask this little spoon fed hero boy what he said?
Kyo: Whoe! Dont touch me, I have a contract that says I cant be beat in a game
Rock: The tournament aint started yet punk
Iori: Kill him Rock
Kyo: What? Iori? Come on Iori, you remember your the only one that can kill me?
Iori: No, I dont remeber, kill him Rock
Kyosuke: Come on guys, we need to ask you guys a few questions
*Sound of shattered glass from behind them*
Rock: What?
*Todo has been knocked through a window*
Todo: *cut and bruised* he...help me!
Dan: *jumps out of window* WHERE IS MY SISTER!
Todo: Help this guy is crazy! *runs off*
Dan: COME BACK HERE!
Joe: *walks up beside Dan* Hey Dan!
Dan: Huh? What?
Joe: *pats on back* Good job, go get him!
Dan: BBBLLAAARRGGHHH!!! *runs off after Todo screaming, Joe has stuck a sign with the "Ten" insignia on Dan's back*
Joe: Bwwaaa haa haa! I love doing that!
Rock: Hmm, strange
Kyosuke: Anyway, did you guys see which way that limosine went with Ran in it?
Sakura: Hey Rock tell me about when you were born
Kyosuke: Come on, see anything
Rock: Well, I dont remember, it was long ago
Kyosuke: Can anyone even see me?
Iori: I thought it was only a few months back
Kyosuke: *sigh*
Rock: Look man, can YOU remember back then?
Sakura: Did they cut ya?
Rock: Cut?
Sakura: Ya know, are you "intact?"
Rock: Huh? Well, yeah, I am?
Kyo: You are?
Sakura: Oh really? Wow
Iori: Im intact too
Kyo: Oh yeah? Whats it like?
Iori: No complaints
Rock: It keeps me warm in the winter
Sakura: Can you, y'know, like hide stuff up in there?
Rock: Oh yeah, I got a handgun up in mine right now
Kyo: Gee, that sounds pretty cool, I wish I still had my foresk.....
Kyosuke: OH MY GOD SHUT UP THIS IS GROSSING ME OUT!
Kyo: Yeah if I could only turn back time, I would have stopped that surgeons knife
Sakura: So when they cut it off, do you get to keep it or anything?
Kyosuke: Ack, this is discusting
Rock: Well, they didnt give me mine
Sakura: What about you Kyosuke?
Kyosuke: *begins to blush* About me what?
Sakura: Are you circumsized?
Kyosuke: What? No! I mean, I'm not answering that!
Rock: Its no big deal really if you are, nothing to be ashamed about
Kyosuke: What? Im not ashamed! Im just, wha... why am I talking about this with you!
Sakura: Come on, tell us!
Kyosuke: Im not gonna tell you guys my private things!
Sakura: Show us then, I really want to know
Kyosuke: Wha? NO! You are guys!
Sakura: They wont look, will you guys?
Rock: I really wouldnt want to see it *turns head*
Iori: I wont watch *turns head*
Kyo: .......
Iori: *looks at Kyo out of corner of eye*
Kyo: .....oh, I wont look either, *cough cough*
Sakura: *walks over to Kyosuke* Lets take a look
Kyosuke: What the hell are you doing! Wha? Hey! Dont touch that! *zzziiiippppp*
Sakura: Oh my god!
Kyo: What? *starts to turn around, gets kicked by Iori in back of knee*
Kyosuke: Their, I hope your happy, look, dont touch
Rock: Ok, this scene has gotten way out of hand, lets cut back to Dan
Kyosuke: Does this mean we have to go to the movies now?
Sakura: Im taking you farther than the movies baby!
King: *walking by* Sup Kyo, Iori, Rock, Sakura, Kyosuke, hey who's the guy in the hood?
*back inside, in the locker rooms of the stadium*
Todo: *pant, pant, pant* I think I lostem
Dan: Hey Todo, where you at eh?
Todo: Damn! *goes deeper into the locker room*
Dan: I can smell your fear!
Todo: There has to be another exit, wait, I hear someone in the shower, maybe I can take their clothes and wear them as a disguise... *runs over and grabs clothes*
Dan: Oh, i hear ya over by the showers
Todo: Huh? Whats this? These clothes are exactly the same as mine! What the? Uh oh! Here he comes! *ducks out and hides*
Dan: Ah HA! *jumps in the shower with Kasumi*
Kasumi: *shrieks*
Dan: You thought you could fool me by changing your sex, just like that punk Ranma, but I aint falling for it this time!
What will become of Kasumi? Will Kyosuke ever peice together the clues to solve this mystery? Will Oni ever put the "h" on Todo's name? The Legend continues...
*Back in Geese Tower, a high stakes battle is taking place*
Terry: Damn, we just cant hurt him!
Geese: Muhuhahaha!
Yamazaki: We cant give up, if we dont win then who knows what will happen?
Geese: I know what will happen!
Yamazaki: We know Geese...
Geese: Pour me another shot Yamazaki
Yamazaki: Ok *pours Geese another shot*
Terry: So what are we gonna do? I only got 15 hit points left!
Geese: 13 now, you forgot about the lesser poison, hahahaha!
Terry: I dont remember being poisoned...
Geese: thats cuz you forgot, and before you get a chance to contest, the dragon spits fire at you again! Give me some more saving throws boys, hahahahah!
Yamazaki: Thats BS and you know it Geese!
Geese: Nonsense! If you dont shut up its back to Uno!
Yamazaki: *begins to shake dice* Your a Tyrant Geese! A shady gamer! You hide behind that GM screen, if it wasnt for that we would know just what your game is! There, I rolled 89
Geese: NOT ENOUGH! YOU DIE!
Terry: But you didnt even roll anything!
Geese: Sure I did, I rolled everything before hand for the sake of a faster pace
Yamazaki: No you didnt!
Geese: I did!
Yamazaki: Stop your lieing!
Geese: Im not lieing!
Terry: Ok, enough talk, Im gonna use my last ditch attack, sword slash of death! BWWWAAAHHH!!! *rolls* Yeah! Get on it!
Geese: Hmm, *begins to shake dice* You fool, thats not enough to defeat the maroon dragon! *rolls*
Yamazaki: *snatches away GM screen* AHA!
Geese: What, no! Give me that!
Yamazaki: YOu rolled all ones! Oh, and a two, hahaha!
Geese: Nnooo!
Terry: Yeah get on it!
Geese: Ok, so Terry, you shove your sword deep in the dragons face, blood squirts everywhere, the dragon stands up and says "What? You claim to have killed me? I WONT ACCEPT THAT!" and then he falls through the guard rail of the cave/canyon thing and falls hundreds of miles to the bottom, aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"
Terry: Yeah!
Yamazaki: Rock on!
Terry: What phat loot do we get?
Geese: Nothing because the room caves in and kills you both, the end!
Terry: What?
Yamazaki: Thats a lame ass ending, your just mad because we won!
Geese: No, the ending is like that to make a life lesson, killing of God's creatures just to take their horde leads to death!
Terry: How lame
Yamazaki: You better hope Im not sober enough to remember this later!
*The Elevator dings*
Geese: Yeah well, screw you! Get someone else to be your DM then!
Yamazaki: Your the one that wanted to play this lame game anyway
*Elevator opens, Robert Garcia steps out*
Robert: Hey, guys
Terry: Huh? Oh hey Robert
Robert: Sup, hey, you guys going to the CvS2 sign up today?
Yamazaki: Was that today? I thought it was tuesday?
Geese: It IS tuesday
Yamazaki: Oh
Tery: Yeah we are goin' sorry to hear you aint signed up
Robert: Dont be so quick to make a statment, I plan on participating, you see I got this diabolical plan to kill Dan
Yamazaki: Are you kidding is today really tuesday?
Robert: But the plan was so perfect I forgot to leave clues for him to follow, so when you go, be sure to tell Dan that I am holding his sister at a spooky mansion over on that hill over there
Yamazaki: Today aint tuesday, your just messing, right?
Geese: Today IS tuesday! Look at the damn calander!
Terry: Ok, I'll tell him
Robert: Ok, thanks *goes to leave*
Yamazaki: Man, I need to stop trippin before I go to bed
Robert: *turns around* Oh, dont tell him about the plot to kill him, ok guys?
Terry: Yeah ok
Robert: *leaves*
Terry: Hah, like hell, I am SO telling Dan its a trap
Geese: Narc
Terry: Shut up! He is my boy!
Geese: Yeah whatever, speaking of CvS2, you guys bought ready to go?
Terry: *finishes drink* Yeah
Geese: Wait, who is gonna drive?
Terry: Not me, got my licesence revoked. Maybe Robert can give us a ride
Yamazaki: Is it really Tuesday guys?