A/n hi all. *sniff* I'M SO HAPPY!!! I got 11 reviews this week! I had to
post this chapter early because I'm going on a trip for four days. I'll let
the voting go on longer, until I get back home. That give you about one
week to vote some more. Here's the deal, I have a strange suspicion that
someone pretended to be different people so their choice would win. Please
be honest here, it isn't a life or death situation. It's JUST a story. Get
it?
Inuyasha: You're stupid.
Ahem well, now that that little thing there has been said, TIME FOR REVIEW ANSWERS!!!
Kalira: It's ok, I don't normally give out parts of my story but it was your review that helped me think of it! You're about to find out who it is, the secret to good story telling is don't reveal the story. I'm glad you like my stories! It's an honor that such nice people like it so much. I personally enjoy waiting for your review, shhh it's a secret!
Amaya Miyazaki: I write gross stuff, but I'm glad you like it.
Merayna: *lip trembles* THANK YOU!!!! That's what I've been looking for!!! I always wanted someone who wasn't afraid to point out my mistakes to review me! Ok here I'll help shed some light. I don't think skeletons can have expressions on their faces but have you ever heard people use that before? I guess you imagine things if you're really scared. I'll try to do my details less choppy now, if I can just figure out how.. I guess my diary entries were confusing, but I thought it was the best way to explain everything that's been happening. I did put who wrote it at the end though. It doesn't sting at all, especially when you've been wanting it. No offense to others who say my story is good with no mistakes, I like those sometimes too. The years showed how Inuyasha and Miroku were growing up in the monastery from one point of view then switches to Inuyasha's point of view when he gets old enough to write. It's a way of passing time while showing what's going on. I'm glad you still like the story, I am just a kid learning how to write though.
Rei: Did ya get my e-mail? I sent one to you but you haven't replied. Enjoy this chapter ok?
Melody: Sorry I didn't e-mail the answers but if you still need help, first check your story for errors and make sure you don't need to change anything. Then you go to Document manager. Name the document, click on Browse and find where you saved the document. Then you upload the document. The second step is to go to create a story, if the upload was successful. At the create a story place first pick what it is such as does it belong in anime, comics, TV shows etc. Then you click which place from there it belongs in such as Inuyasha or whatever. Then you fill out the things about your story and use the document you just uploaded. Finally when you click create story it should create it. When you want to add chapters just upload the document you want to add then go to edit story/add chapters. If that wasn't a very good explanation or you need more help, just tell me, bye!
Lasako: Hey Lasako! Did you get the e-mail? It's ok really this is just a friendly hello, and to check to see if you got the e-mail. Enjoy this chapter and I hope to see your review soon!
Thank you for reviewing and enjoy the chapter!
Disclaimer: I DIDN'T DO IT I'M INNOCENT!!! Oh wait, wrong story! I don't own anything except my new bow and arrows, FEAR MY NEW WRATH!!!!
Chapter 8, Education in THAT Area (if you catch my drift, this will be a funny chapter indeed)
Sesshomaru danced around screaming while everyone else had awkward looks on their faces.
"That's a little girl hugging your leg Sesshomaru." Kagome said plainly. Sesshomaru stopped and looked down at the little girl.
"Remember me Mr. Puppy?" the little girl said cheerfully.
"Rin what are you doing here? I thought you were with your parents." Sesshomaru whispered to the girl.
"My parents went away and didn't come back so I came to see you!" the girl cried and jumped on Sesshomaru.
"Who's the lucky mom Sessers?" Miroku laughed. Sesshomaru turned a bright red and pushed Rin away.
"She's not my pup!" Sesshomaru defended.
"Girlfriend?" Kagome suggested, trying to keep a straight face. This made Sesshomaru turn redder.
"What's a girlfriend?" Inuyasha asked.
"YOU DON'T KNOW?!?!" Kikyo screamed.
"No?" Inuyasha said quietly.
"I'll be your girlfriend!" Kikyo yelled happily. "Come here honey.."
"I'm not honey." Inuyasha muttered as Kagome tackled Kikyo and attempted to strangle her.
"Inuyasha don't let her be your girlfriend! She only wants to get in your pants!" Kagome struggled out as Kikyo punched her.
"If she wants that old pocket watch in my pocket, I don't see what the problem is." Inuyasha shouted back.
"No you dumb nut!" Kagome yelled in an aggravated voice. "Don't you know what I'm talking about? She wants to make love with you without the love!"
"By 'make love' to you mean make a little potion that makes people fall in love?" Inuyasha asked curiously.
"Gah!! You really don't know about the birds and bees and how babies are made?" Kagome asked in a frightened voice.
"I know that birds fly around in the sky and bees make honey from flowers. I never really thought about how babies were made I guess. Once I was told that a white bird carries the baby to your house if you order one.." Inuyasha said thoughtfully.
Everyone stared at him except Miroku.
"I told you that one day if you studied that subject it would come in handy." Miroku stated plainly in that I-told-you-so tone.
"First I didn't even know what the subject was because you were being so secretive about it, two I was 6 years old and hated studying, three that subject was illegal in the monastery!" Inuyasha defended quickly.
"I'll be your teacher..." Kikyo said seductively and pushed Kagome aside so she could get to Inuyasha.
"That's ok Kikyo I can do it!" Kagome said quickly and shoved Kikyo away.
"I'll teach him for I'm his best friend and a fellow male." Miroku stated proudly.
"You'll just make him perverted like yourself, I vote for his brother." Sango said and pointed at Sesshomaru.
"My brother has to figure this one out on his own." Sesshomaru stated and sat down on the ground where a magic cup of tea replaced his half finished icee. No one noticed Inuyasha sneak off into the town as they continued to argue about who should teach Inuyasha about girls and boys.
Inuyasha stepped into Myouga's info shop. He had a weary look on his face and plopped down into the leather chair in front of Myouga's desk.
"What's wrong sir Inuyasha?" Myouga asked quietly.
"I need some info, you see.."
Inuyasha strolled happily back to the place where everyone was STILL fighting. Everyone looked up at Inuyasha and his huge smile.
"What's up with you buddy?" Miroku asked as he nurtured a black eye.
"I've got stuff to do," he winked at Miroku," come on Kagome." Kagome looked a little surprised but stepped up to him. He grinned and picked her up, before Kagome could scream he burst off at amazing speeds.
4 hours later the two returned looking a little dishelved but happy, excited, and a little tired.
"That was amazing Inuyasha." Kagome mumbled and ran her fingers through her messy hair.
"Gotta try it again some time huh?" Inuyasha muttered happily.
"You dog you!" Miroku yelled. "Did'ya do it doggy style?"
"What are you talking about Miroku?" Inuyasha asked.
"We didn't do anything like that!" Kagome screamed. "You are such a pervert Miroku!"
"Then why do you look all like you did?" Miroku asked stubbornly.
"We went dancing and Inuyasha told me about what he learned in the info shop." Kagome said plainly.
"I learned we need a key to get in the castle thing that appears in a couple of days. We have to go into this dungeon under the town to find the key." Inuyasha said happily. "I was so happy that we didn't have to just sit and wait for the new moon to come any more but we actually have something to do."
"I feel left out, like I just disappeared for that entire part there." Rin sniffed.
"Me too Rin, me too." Sesshomaru patted the girl's shoulder.
"Are you two going to join us on our quest?" Sango asked.
"Shouldn't we be asking that seeing as it is our quest?" Miroku questioned before Sesshomaru could answer.
"Ahem well anyway, what is this quest before I go jumping in?" Sesshomaru asked.
"I'd like to know that as well, Inuyasha." Kagome said.
"Me too Miroku." Sango nodded
"Can't forget me!" Shippo yelled appearing from thin air in front of Inuyasha.
"I'd like to know too." Rin put in. Inuyasha and Miroku looked around sheepishly at the people who sat quietly waiting for an answer.
"Ok, we either ditch 'em and lose the extra help but not have to explain or we can explain and keep the help and not have to run away." Inuyasha whispered to Miroku.
"You won't get away." Sesshomaru explained happy that he caught their conversation. "I'll just catch you.
"Oh no!" Inuyasha yelled.
*************************************** A/n That was soooooooooooooooooooooo funny in my opinion!! I just reread through it and I was laughing and laughing! Ahem, now what do you beautiful people think huh? I'd just love to know! I know it was a little confusing there and went a little fast but this was just a for fun chapter, next chapter they get down to business in the creepy underground dungeon. I don't have any more news so later!
Inuyasha: You're stupid.
Ahem well, now that that little thing there has been said, TIME FOR REVIEW ANSWERS!!!
Kalira: It's ok, I don't normally give out parts of my story but it was your review that helped me think of it! You're about to find out who it is, the secret to good story telling is don't reveal the story. I'm glad you like my stories! It's an honor that such nice people like it so much. I personally enjoy waiting for your review, shhh it's a secret!
Amaya Miyazaki: I write gross stuff, but I'm glad you like it.
Merayna: *lip trembles* THANK YOU!!!! That's what I've been looking for!!! I always wanted someone who wasn't afraid to point out my mistakes to review me! Ok here I'll help shed some light. I don't think skeletons can have expressions on their faces but have you ever heard people use that before? I guess you imagine things if you're really scared. I'll try to do my details less choppy now, if I can just figure out how.. I guess my diary entries were confusing, but I thought it was the best way to explain everything that's been happening. I did put who wrote it at the end though. It doesn't sting at all, especially when you've been wanting it. No offense to others who say my story is good with no mistakes, I like those sometimes too. The years showed how Inuyasha and Miroku were growing up in the monastery from one point of view then switches to Inuyasha's point of view when he gets old enough to write. It's a way of passing time while showing what's going on. I'm glad you still like the story, I am just a kid learning how to write though.
Rei: Did ya get my e-mail? I sent one to you but you haven't replied. Enjoy this chapter ok?
Melody: Sorry I didn't e-mail the answers but if you still need help, first check your story for errors and make sure you don't need to change anything. Then you go to Document manager. Name the document, click on Browse and find where you saved the document. Then you upload the document. The second step is to go to create a story, if the upload was successful. At the create a story place first pick what it is such as does it belong in anime, comics, TV shows etc. Then you click which place from there it belongs in such as Inuyasha or whatever. Then you fill out the things about your story and use the document you just uploaded. Finally when you click create story it should create it. When you want to add chapters just upload the document you want to add then go to edit story/add chapters. If that wasn't a very good explanation or you need more help, just tell me, bye!
Lasako: Hey Lasako! Did you get the e-mail? It's ok really this is just a friendly hello, and to check to see if you got the e-mail. Enjoy this chapter and I hope to see your review soon!
Thank you for reviewing and enjoy the chapter!
Disclaimer: I DIDN'T DO IT I'M INNOCENT!!! Oh wait, wrong story! I don't own anything except my new bow and arrows, FEAR MY NEW WRATH!!!!
Chapter 8, Education in THAT Area (if you catch my drift, this will be a funny chapter indeed)
Sesshomaru danced around screaming while everyone else had awkward looks on their faces.
"That's a little girl hugging your leg Sesshomaru." Kagome said plainly. Sesshomaru stopped and looked down at the little girl.
"Remember me Mr. Puppy?" the little girl said cheerfully.
"Rin what are you doing here? I thought you were with your parents." Sesshomaru whispered to the girl.
"My parents went away and didn't come back so I came to see you!" the girl cried and jumped on Sesshomaru.
"Who's the lucky mom Sessers?" Miroku laughed. Sesshomaru turned a bright red and pushed Rin away.
"She's not my pup!" Sesshomaru defended.
"Girlfriend?" Kagome suggested, trying to keep a straight face. This made Sesshomaru turn redder.
"What's a girlfriend?" Inuyasha asked.
"YOU DON'T KNOW?!?!" Kikyo screamed.
"No?" Inuyasha said quietly.
"I'll be your girlfriend!" Kikyo yelled happily. "Come here honey.."
"I'm not honey." Inuyasha muttered as Kagome tackled Kikyo and attempted to strangle her.
"Inuyasha don't let her be your girlfriend! She only wants to get in your pants!" Kagome struggled out as Kikyo punched her.
"If she wants that old pocket watch in my pocket, I don't see what the problem is." Inuyasha shouted back.
"No you dumb nut!" Kagome yelled in an aggravated voice. "Don't you know what I'm talking about? She wants to make love with you without the love!"
"By 'make love' to you mean make a little potion that makes people fall in love?" Inuyasha asked curiously.
"Gah!! You really don't know about the birds and bees and how babies are made?" Kagome asked in a frightened voice.
"I know that birds fly around in the sky and bees make honey from flowers. I never really thought about how babies were made I guess. Once I was told that a white bird carries the baby to your house if you order one.." Inuyasha said thoughtfully.
Everyone stared at him except Miroku.
"I told you that one day if you studied that subject it would come in handy." Miroku stated plainly in that I-told-you-so tone.
"First I didn't even know what the subject was because you were being so secretive about it, two I was 6 years old and hated studying, three that subject was illegal in the monastery!" Inuyasha defended quickly.
"I'll be your teacher..." Kikyo said seductively and pushed Kagome aside so she could get to Inuyasha.
"That's ok Kikyo I can do it!" Kagome said quickly and shoved Kikyo away.
"I'll teach him for I'm his best friend and a fellow male." Miroku stated proudly.
"You'll just make him perverted like yourself, I vote for his brother." Sango said and pointed at Sesshomaru.
"My brother has to figure this one out on his own." Sesshomaru stated and sat down on the ground where a magic cup of tea replaced his half finished icee. No one noticed Inuyasha sneak off into the town as they continued to argue about who should teach Inuyasha about girls and boys.
Inuyasha stepped into Myouga's info shop. He had a weary look on his face and plopped down into the leather chair in front of Myouga's desk.
"What's wrong sir Inuyasha?" Myouga asked quietly.
"I need some info, you see.."
Inuyasha strolled happily back to the place where everyone was STILL fighting. Everyone looked up at Inuyasha and his huge smile.
"What's up with you buddy?" Miroku asked as he nurtured a black eye.
"I've got stuff to do," he winked at Miroku," come on Kagome." Kagome looked a little surprised but stepped up to him. He grinned and picked her up, before Kagome could scream he burst off at amazing speeds.
4 hours later the two returned looking a little dishelved but happy, excited, and a little tired.
"That was amazing Inuyasha." Kagome mumbled and ran her fingers through her messy hair.
"Gotta try it again some time huh?" Inuyasha muttered happily.
"You dog you!" Miroku yelled. "Did'ya do it doggy style?"
"What are you talking about Miroku?" Inuyasha asked.
"We didn't do anything like that!" Kagome screamed. "You are such a pervert Miroku!"
"Then why do you look all like you did?" Miroku asked stubbornly.
"We went dancing and Inuyasha told me about what he learned in the info shop." Kagome said plainly.
"I learned we need a key to get in the castle thing that appears in a couple of days. We have to go into this dungeon under the town to find the key." Inuyasha said happily. "I was so happy that we didn't have to just sit and wait for the new moon to come any more but we actually have something to do."
"I feel left out, like I just disappeared for that entire part there." Rin sniffed.
"Me too Rin, me too." Sesshomaru patted the girl's shoulder.
"Are you two going to join us on our quest?" Sango asked.
"Shouldn't we be asking that seeing as it is our quest?" Miroku questioned before Sesshomaru could answer.
"Ahem well anyway, what is this quest before I go jumping in?" Sesshomaru asked.
"I'd like to know that as well, Inuyasha." Kagome said.
"Me too Miroku." Sango nodded
"Can't forget me!" Shippo yelled appearing from thin air in front of Inuyasha.
"I'd like to know too." Rin put in. Inuyasha and Miroku looked around sheepishly at the people who sat quietly waiting for an answer.
"Ok, we either ditch 'em and lose the extra help but not have to explain or we can explain and keep the help and not have to run away." Inuyasha whispered to Miroku.
"You won't get away." Sesshomaru explained happy that he caught their conversation. "I'll just catch you.
"Oh no!" Inuyasha yelled.
*************************************** A/n That was soooooooooooooooooooooo funny in my opinion!! I just reread through it and I was laughing and laughing! Ahem, now what do you beautiful people think huh? I'd just love to know! I know it was a little confusing there and went a little fast but this was just a for fun chapter, next chapter they get down to business in the creepy underground dungeon. I don't have any more news so later!