*at the electronics department*
Dan: What the? Where is all the dreamcast stuff?
Joe: I dunno
Yamazaki: Hey look at this thing
*yamazaki is by two kids playing a gamecube stand up*
Dan: What is this?
Kid1: Yeah get that ghost luigi!
Kid2: Dude you just did that
Kid1: No I didnt this is a new one!
Dan: Hey kids, let me play!
Kid1: Buzz off cracker!
Yamazaki: *grabs the kids head, palms it like a basketball*
Kid1: ACK!
Yamazaki: *throws over his shoulder*
Kid2: What! Youll pay for that! Pikachu! I choose you! *throws a pokeball*
Pokeball: *hits Yamazaki in the head* Ow! *catches ball on the rebound*
Yamazaki: YAH! *throws pokeball like a fastball and hits Kid2 in the face, killing him instantly*
Dan: *begins playing game* What the hell?
Joe: *grabs other controller* Let me play!
Dan: Let me start over with two players
Joe: Hurry up!
Dan: Dude, I think its one player
Joe: No multiplayer? Whats the fun in that
Dan: I dunno *begins to play*
Joe: Dude hurry up with this game
Dan: Im just gonna play it for a bit, relax, I just want to get a feel for the game. Hmm, Ok, thats how I catch ghosts, allright. Hmm? Maybe if I catch more ghosts I will go to the next level. There are some more, gottem, huh? Why are the credits rolling?
Yamazaki: I think you beat the game
Joe: Switch the game, I want to play something with blood and boobies
Dan: Allright, lets see, Monkey's Balls
joe: Im not playing with no monkey's balls
Dan: Pikmin? The Hell?
Yama: Did you say Pimpin?
Joe: Dont got blood nor boobies
Dan: Hmm, their arnt any games?!
Joe: Well Shit
Yama: *grabs the gamecube* Its so small...
Joe: What is that, a handle on the back?
Yama: *grabs handle and hold gamecube by the handle*
Benimaru: ooo, hey there big boy, I didnt know you...
Yama: *puts down Gamecube*
Beni: Oh nevermind
Yama: *picks up Gamecube*
Beni: Hey their sexy!
Yama: *sticks his knife in Benimaru's face*
Beni: Ahhhh! *runs off*
Dan: That thing is small, small and purple
Joe: Let me see it
Yama: *hands over GC*
Joe: Hmmm, *tests weight* well *sniff GC* Hmmmm, its like playing with one of Yuri's boobs, just purple and cubed, and, stupid. Ive got cookie jars bigger than this
Yama: Cookie Jar? Thats it! *grabs gamecube*
Yama: *eats the Gamecube* Crunch, crunch, crunch *slurps up the power and videocords like spagitti* sluurp
Dan: Thats just weird man
Yama: Now, let me play it some... *grabs controller, it breaks and crumbles in his fingers*
Yama: Dang it! Its so small and fragile! I am a grown man! I need a controller thats made for a man, not a whiney baby with this kinda stupid little controller made for circus folk!
Joe: Circus folk?
Dan: Cant trust them, small hands *holds hands up*
Yamazaki: When will someone make a controller for ME!
Bill Gates: Ahem
Yamazaki: Huh? *turn*
*Bill Gates is standing by the Xbox stand up, a green light from heaven is beaming down on it and the Halo chorus are singing*
Yamazaki: What is this? *walks over*
Bill Gates: *points to Xbox controller* Try it, feel the weight*
Yamazaki: *slowly grabs controller, there is a hiss of air as Yama's hands perfectly fit the controller*
Yama: A perfect fit! I can play video games now!
Joe: I want to play!
Dan: Me too! *Dan and Joe grab controllers*
Joe: Wow, multiplayer, the replay value is limitless!
voice from afar: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Dan: Fight?
Joe: A fight!
Yama: Huh? *looking at screen*
Dan: Lets go!
Yama: You go on ahead, Ill be examining this
*back at the fight*
Rock: Deadly Rave Neo!
Robert: Ho' Sure You Can! *throws fireball*
Rock: Blarg!
Kyosuke: Gettem Rock!
Ran: Sexy sexy boy!
Rock: *wipes lip*
Robert: You think you can stop me, fool? Cold can! *throws fireball*
Rock: Reppuken! *throws fireball under*
Robert: Ow! hot foot!
Rock: Shiney Knuckles! Bling Bling! *flies at Robert with a his rings sparkling really bright*
Robert: aaahhh! *Falls out*
Dan and Joe: *arrive at the fight*
Ran: Oh Rock, your so sexy *kisses Rock*
Rock: *kisses back*
Joe: Roberts out, quick grab his wallet!
Kyosuke: Ill take his shoes!
Dan: Ran! Your safe!
Ran: Dan! Yeah, Rock saved me!
*over at Robert's body*
Joe: Are those new threads Kyosuke?
Kyosuke: Yeah, Blue Mary cut my colthes up with a straight razor
Joe: Ahhh, ya fuck Mary?
Kyosuke: YOu know it
Joe: Did you give her the old virgin routine
Kyosuke: ALways do, us shy guys got to keep up our appearance you know. That way the poon just keep rolling in
Joe: Yeah, I hear ya
Dan: Well Im glad Rock was here to save your ass before me,
Rock: No problem Dan
Ran: Hey bro, Im gonna have to get your interview later, ok? I promised Rock that he could do an "in-dept" number on me, *wink*
Dan: Ok, were you going?
Rock: Well go to the movies, after that, who knows?
Joe: *pocketing money, walks over to Dan, Ran, and Rock*
Dan: Ok, you two behave!
Rock: Later!
Ran: Seeya
Joe: Dan, whats going on?
Dan: Ran and Rock are a couple, there going to the movies and then gonna get it on, aint that great? A happy ending after all
Joe: ...........................
Dan: *Smileing*
Joe: Dan your stupid
Dan: What?
Joe: What is Ran?
Dan: Your sister
Joe: No, YOUR sister
Dan: Right, thats what I said, your sister
Joe: Ran is the Sister of you!
Dan: Yeah, right, I know. Ran is my sister
Joe: Right, and what is Rock?
Dan: Um, your sister?
Joe: NO
Kyosuke: Terry and Blue's son?
Joe: NO! thats what SNK wants you think
Dan: What are you trying to say Joe
Joe: Dammit Dan, dont you remember such a big milestone as Ruby having her kid
Dan: Yeah I remember that, we gave it to Geese and he named it Rock
Joe: EXACTLY!
Dan: Exactly what?
Joe: Dude, ROCK IS YOUR SON!
Dan: Oh, Ok, I follow you, I remember that
Joe: Right, so what are we gonna do about it?
Dan: About what?
Kyosuke: *catches on* Blarg! *pukes*
Joe: RAN IS YOUR SISTER!
Dan: DUDE I KNOW THAT
Joe: AND ROCK IS YOUR SON!
Dan: Why you getting all loud?
Joe: YOUR SISTER AND YOUR SON ARE GONNA HAVE SEX!
Dan: Huh? oh, OH! Blargh! *pukes*
Joe: What are we gonna do about it?
Dan: Well, we gotta stop them!
Kyosuke: We better hurry!
Yama: *walking up with an Xbox with games and stuff*
Dan: Yamazaki, we gotta stop Rock from having sex with my sister
Yama: I thought we were suppose to jack Robert for cash to buy all this stuff with
Joe: We did *shows credit card*
Dan: We cant use that, they will check us for ID
Joe: *smiles*
*at the check out*
Cashier: Im gonna have to see some ID to clear this check Im afraid
Dan: No problem, here you are madam *hands over Robert's driver's license*
Cashier: Hmm, ok Mr Garcia, here ya go
Joe: Yeah! Worked like a charm
*they begin to walk out*
Robert: Their they are! They beat me up!
Yama: Crap! Go get the car!
*the security team of 80 year old men in wheelchairs begin zooming into the area*
Yama: Ill handle these ruffians! *kicks over first wheelchair* Eat this!
Dan: Lets go! *begins to run*
*3 security guards zoom closer*
Joe: We cant outrun the wheelchairs!
Dan: Quick! Hop in this cart!
JoeL *hops in shopping cart*
Kyosuke: *grabs side of cart*
Dan: Wwwwweeeee! *begins to push*
80 year old man: No escape!
Dan: Yahooi! *gets on other side of cart as Benny Hill theme begins to play*
*back inside*
Yamazaki: *swings wheelchair at another guard, topping him over* Too many of them! *hits another*
Dan: Quick! Get in the car! *climbs in*
Kyosuke: I got shotgun *gets in*
Joe: *gets in* Ack, NO! *an 80 year old wheelchair man has grabbed his ankle* Get it off! Get it off!
Dan: Hold on! *squeels tires and backs up really fast, squishing the security guards*
Dan: YAHOOI!
*back inside*
Yama: Argh! Bastards! *has 80 year old men latched unto his arms*
Yama: They are gumming me to death!
Dan: *drives car through doors* Saikyo-ryu da!
Joe: Quick 'Zaki get in!
Yama: Yuuraaah! *throws off old men and jumps into car* Gun it!
Dan: You got it! *drives out of Walmart and into the night, leaving behind showers of sparks from the 5 wheelchairs attached to the bumpers
Dan: What the? Where is all the dreamcast stuff?
Joe: I dunno
Yamazaki: Hey look at this thing
*yamazaki is by two kids playing a gamecube stand up*
Dan: What is this?
Kid1: Yeah get that ghost luigi!
Kid2: Dude you just did that
Kid1: No I didnt this is a new one!
Dan: Hey kids, let me play!
Kid1: Buzz off cracker!
Yamazaki: *grabs the kids head, palms it like a basketball*
Kid1: ACK!
Yamazaki: *throws over his shoulder*
Kid2: What! Youll pay for that! Pikachu! I choose you! *throws a pokeball*
Pokeball: *hits Yamazaki in the head* Ow! *catches ball on the rebound*
Yamazaki: YAH! *throws pokeball like a fastball and hits Kid2 in the face, killing him instantly*
Dan: *begins playing game* What the hell?
Joe: *grabs other controller* Let me play!
Dan: Let me start over with two players
Joe: Hurry up!
Dan: Dude, I think its one player
Joe: No multiplayer? Whats the fun in that
Dan: I dunno *begins to play*
Joe: Dude hurry up with this game
Dan: Im just gonna play it for a bit, relax, I just want to get a feel for the game. Hmm, Ok, thats how I catch ghosts, allright. Hmm? Maybe if I catch more ghosts I will go to the next level. There are some more, gottem, huh? Why are the credits rolling?
Yamazaki: I think you beat the game
Joe: Switch the game, I want to play something with blood and boobies
Dan: Allright, lets see, Monkey's Balls
joe: Im not playing with no monkey's balls
Dan: Pikmin? The Hell?
Yama: Did you say Pimpin?
Joe: Dont got blood nor boobies
Dan: Hmm, their arnt any games?!
Joe: Well Shit
Yama: *grabs the gamecube* Its so small...
Joe: What is that, a handle on the back?
Yama: *grabs handle and hold gamecube by the handle*
Benimaru: ooo, hey there big boy, I didnt know you...
Yama: *puts down Gamecube*
Beni: Oh nevermind
Yama: *picks up Gamecube*
Beni: Hey their sexy!
Yama: *sticks his knife in Benimaru's face*
Beni: Ahhhh! *runs off*
Dan: That thing is small, small and purple
Joe: Let me see it
Yama: *hands over GC*
Joe: Hmmm, *tests weight* well *sniff GC* Hmmmm, its like playing with one of Yuri's boobs, just purple and cubed, and, stupid. Ive got cookie jars bigger than this
Yama: Cookie Jar? Thats it! *grabs gamecube*
Yama: *eats the Gamecube* Crunch, crunch, crunch *slurps up the power and videocords like spagitti* sluurp
Dan: Thats just weird man
Yama: Now, let me play it some... *grabs controller, it breaks and crumbles in his fingers*
Yama: Dang it! Its so small and fragile! I am a grown man! I need a controller thats made for a man, not a whiney baby with this kinda stupid little controller made for circus folk!
Joe: Circus folk?
Dan: Cant trust them, small hands *holds hands up*
Yamazaki: When will someone make a controller for ME!
Bill Gates: Ahem
Yamazaki: Huh? *turn*
*Bill Gates is standing by the Xbox stand up, a green light from heaven is beaming down on it and the Halo chorus are singing*
Yamazaki: What is this? *walks over*
Bill Gates: *points to Xbox controller* Try it, feel the weight*
Yamazaki: *slowly grabs controller, there is a hiss of air as Yama's hands perfectly fit the controller*
Yama: A perfect fit! I can play video games now!
Joe: I want to play!
Dan: Me too! *Dan and Joe grab controllers*
Joe: Wow, multiplayer, the replay value is limitless!
voice from afar: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Dan: Fight?
Joe: A fight!
Yama: Huh? *looking at screen*
Dan: Lets go!
Yama: You go on ahead, Ill be examining this
*back at the fight*
Rock: Deadly Rave Neo!
Robert: Ho' Sure You Can! *throws fireball*
Rock: Blarg!
Kyosuke: Gettem Rock!
Ran: Sexy sexy boy!
Rock: *wipes lip*
Robert: You think you can stop me, fool? Cold can! *throws fireball*
Rock: Reppuken! *throws fireball under*
Robert: Ow! hot foot!
Rock: Shiney Knuckles! Bling Bling! *flies at Robert with a his rings sparkling really bright*
Robert: aaahhh! *Falls out*
Dan and Joe: *arrive at the fight*
Ran: Oh Rock, your so sexy *kisses Rock*
Rock: *kisses back*
Joe: Roberts out, quick grab his wallet!
Kyosuke: Ill take his shoes!
Dan: Ran! Your safe!
Ran: Dan! Yeah, Rock saved me!
*over at Robert's body*
Joe: Are those new threads Kyosuke?
Kyosuke: Yeah, Blue Mary cut my colthes up with a straight razor
Joe: Ahhh, ya fuck Mary?
Kyosuke: YOu know it
Joe: Did you give her the old virgin routine
Kyosuke: ALways do, us shy guys got to keep up our appearance you know. That way the poon just keep rolling in
Joe: Yeah, I hear ya
Dan: Well Im glad Rock was here to save your ass before me,
Rock: No problem Dan
Ran: Hey bro, Im gonna have to get your interview later, ok? I promised Rock that he could do an "in-dept" number on me, *wink*
Dan: Ok, were you going?
Rock: Well go to the movies, after that, who knows?
Joe: *pocketing money, walks over to Dan, Ran, and Rock*
Dan: Ok, you two behave!
Rock: Later!
Ran: Seeya
Joe: Dan, whats going on?
Dan: Ran and Rock are a couple, there going to the movies and then gonna get it on, aint that great? A happy ending after all
Joe: ...........................
Dan: *Smileing*
Joe: Dan your stupid
Dan: What?
Joe: What is Ran?
Dan: Your sister
Joe: No, YOUR sister
Dan: Right, thats what I said, your sister
Joe: Ran is the Sister of you!
Dan: Yeah, right, I know. Ran is my sister
Joe: Right, and what is Rock?
Dan: Um, your sister?
Joe: NO
Kyosuke: Terry and Blue's son?
Joe: NO! thats what SNK wants you think
Dan: What are you trying to say Joe
Joe: Dammit Dan, dont you remember such a big milestone as Ruby having her kid
Dan: Yeah I remember that, we gave it to Geese and he named it Rock
Joe: EXACTLY!
Dan: Exactly what?
Joe: Dude, ROCK IS YOUR SON!
Dan: Oh, Ok, I follow you, I remember that
Joe: Right, so what are we gonna do about it?
Dan: About what?
Kyosuke: *catches on* Blarg! *pukes*
Joe: RAN IS YOUR SISTER!
Dan: DUDE I KNOW THAT
Joe: AND ROCK IS YOUR SON!
Dan: Why you getting all loud?
Joe: YOUR SISTER AND YOUR SON ARE GONNA HAVE SEX!
Dan: Huh? oh, OH! Blargh! *pukes*
Joe: What are we gonna do about it?
Dan: Well, we gotta stop them!
Kyosuke: We better hurry!
Yama: *walking up with an Xbox with games and stuff*
Dan: Yamazaki, we gotta stop Rock from having sex with my sister
Yama: I thought we were suppose to jack Robert for cash to buy all this stuff with
Joe: We did *shows credit card*
Dan: We cant use that, they will check us for ID
Joe: *smiles*
*at the check out*
Cashier: Im gonna have to see some ID to clear this check Im afraid
Dan: No problem, here you are madam *hands over Robert's driver's license*
Cashier: Hmm, ok Mr Garcia, here ya go
Joe: Yeah! Worked like a charm
*they begin to walk out*
Robert: Their they are! They beat me up!
Yama: Crap! Go get the car!
*the security team of 80 year old men in wheelchairs begin zooming into the area*
Yama: Ill handle these ruffians! *kicks over first wheelchair* Eat this!
Dan: Lets go! *begins to run*
*3 security guards zoom closer*
Joe: We cant outrun the wheelchairs!
Dan: Quick! Hop in this cart!
JoeL *hops in shopping cart*
Kyosuke: *grabs side of cart*
Dan: Wwwwweeeee! *begins to push*
80 year old man: No escape!
Dan: Yahooi! *gets on other side of cart as Benny Hill theme begins to play*
*back inside*
Yamazaki: *swings wheelchair at another guard, topping him over* Too many of them! *hits another*
Dan: Quick! Get in the car! *climbs in*
Kyosuke: I got shotgun *gets in*
Joe: *gets in* Ack, NO! *an 80 year old wheelchair man has grabbed his ankle* Get it off! Get it off!
Dan: Hold on! *squeels tires and backs up really fast, squishing the security guards*
Dan: YAHOOI!
*back inside*
Yama: Argh! Bastards! *has 80 year old men latched unto his arms*
Yama: They are gumming me to death!
Dan: *drives car through doors* Saikyo-ryu da!
Joe: Quick 'Zaki get in!
Yama: Yuuraaah! *throws off old men and jumps into car* Gun it!
Dan: You got it! *drives out of Walmart and into the night, leaving behind showers of sparks from the 5 wheelchairs attached to the bumpers