Ran: *clutching onto Rock* Sigh, wow Rock your so groovy
Rock: Yeah, I know. Lets get our movie on so we could go back to my house *sparkling smile* Ding
Ran: Oh yeah, you bet
*at the ticket booth*
Shoma: *sits at his station, picking his nose*
Dan: *grabs him from behind and chloroforms him* Gottem, ok Joe, get up, we gotta make sure they dont do the deed!
Joe: Allright, *gets into ticket booth uniform*
*Rock and Ran approach*
Joe: Hello, what can I do ya for?
Rock: We want to see Titanic!
Joe: Titanic? *looks under counter at Dan, who is hiding*
Dan: Romance. *makes cut throat sign*
Joe: You dont want to see Titanic
Ran: Yes I do!
Joe: You dont know what you want, Titanic is too long, and stupid. Its not even based on a true story!
Rock: Yes it is, I saw a few documentaries on it and I read about it in the history books
Joe: Oh thats just movie hype. The great hollywood hype machine at its best. Titanic wasnt real, they just made it up to make movies about it, same thing with World War 2. Besides Titanic is like 5 years old, its not in the theaters!
Ran: Thats not what the marque says
Joe: Look, I never change that marque anyway
Rock: Ok, how about American Beauty?
Joe: What the hell? That movie is old too, your better off going to blockbusters!
Rock: American Beauty, give us the tickets!
Joe: *looks to Dan*
Dan: *shakes head no*
Joe: How about American Psycho?
Rock: Seen it
Ran: Ooo what about that movie American Pie?
Joe: Look, what is it with this hang up on American something something movies?
Rock: Just give us the damn tickets
Dan: (Childish comedy about sex is a no go)
Joe: Sorry, I cant let you see that, that movie was made for pathetic virgins only
Ran: Well, its not for me then!
Joe: Yeah, your not a virgin, just pathetic
Rock: Why you! If this 3 foot of plexiglass wasnt here I would give you what 4!
Ran: Thats showing them honey!
Rock: *looking at list of movies* Ok what about Underground Asian Imports?
Joe: What?
Rock: Right here, Underground Asian Imports
Joe: Huh? I seen that movie before... *checks movie list*
Dan: *stands up* Is that the one you showed me that time with the greased up lesbians fucking each other in the back yard and the nightclub singer makin that asian chick that looks a little like Athena get naked while that old chick fucked the guy that looked like my teacher from the 6th grade?
Joe: Yeah... amazing you remembered that much about it
Ran: Hey Dan! *waves*
Dan: Hey Ran
Rock: Look just give us tickets to a something with a dark room and one of them fat people love seats so we can lay down and ...
Dan: Hey! I know, why dont you guys just break up instead!
Rock:....
Ran: ....
Rock: How about no?
Joe: Another victory for Captain Subtle
Ran: Ooo here is a good sounding one "Vampyros Lezbos!"
Joe: No, I think that one...
Dan: *puts hand on Joe shoulder* That will be fine
Joe: Are you sure? Its about lesbian vampires!
Dan: I've seen it, its just a big tease. Only got one nudy scene and in that nobody is doin anything. AND its french, so there ya go
Joe: Oh, ok. Sure, two for Vampyros Lezbos coming right up!
Rock: Bout time, they begin to go inside
Dan: Well, mission accomplished Joe, that movie is sure to frustrate them with its many cut aways and teases, they wont be in the mood at all!
Joe: All in a days work *leans back in chair*
Ran: Yay! Lets go get some drinks, and popcorn, ooo and chocolate!
Dan: Crap!
Joe: *sits up suddenly* Chocolate is an aprodiziac! I think
Dan: We cant take no chances, We gotta stop them!
Rock: Sorry about that little fiasco at the ticket counter
Ran: Oh dont worry, as long as Im with you everything is perfect
*Behind the concession stand*
Joe: *peeking up* Awww, that so cute, its almost sad that they are blood related
Dan: *straddling a bloodied Takuma beating him in the head with a large rock* Did you say almost sad?
Joe: Well, I meant almost sad instead of discusting, not almost sad as in its good
Rock: Service! Service!
Dan: Oh, *rips off name Takuma's nametag*
Dan: Hello! What can I do for you today
Rock: hey, dont I know you
Ran: Oh, you look just like my brother Dan! Thats so cool
Joe: Psst, Dan, your sister is a moron
Dan: *kicks Joe in the mouth* Ahem, anyway, what can I get for you
Rock: 2 Sodas, a jumbo bag of popcorn and a large chocloate bar
Dan: We are out of chocolate
Ran: But you have some right here *points to the glass container showing the choclate bars
Dan: Huh? Oh those? They are just testers, you dont want those
Ran: Testers? Well then can I test them out? Im really having a choclate fit!
Dan: No, they are broken
Ran: ooooohhh come on, are you sure?
Dan: Yes
Ran: I cant have any
Dan: No
Ran: No? So I can have a peice
Dan: No, no you cannot have any
Ran: thats a double negative!
Dan: Actually its a triple
Ran: Just a little peice
Dan: Nope
Ran: Just a..
Dan: Uh uh
Ran: Cant I...
Dan: nnnnnnope
Ran: But I...
Dan: pssp!
Joe: *from under the counter, reaches in and takes all the candy bars*
Ran: What was that!
Dan: What?
Ran: Someone took all the candy bars!
Dan: What? *looks down* Huh? Oh! Damn Gremlins! Always taking the candy bars! Good thing it isnt after midnight, Oh well, I guess its just soda and popcorn for you! That will be 55 dollars!
Rock: Hmm, things just dont seem to be going our way tonight do they?
Ran: Thats allright, the movie is starting, lets go get a seat!
*rock and Ran go into the darkened theater and sit down, its empty*
Rock: What the? This movie is in french!
Ran: Ooo, the language of love!
Rock: Why Im gonna give that ticket.... oh, so you like french movies?
Ran: Love them? YES!
Rock: Wow, me too!
Ran: Oooo kiss me! *pounces on Rock*
Rock: *kisses*
Ran: *kisses and groaps*
????:*fart*
Rock: What?
Ran: Was that you?
????: *fart*
Ran: Ew that was you!
Rock: Wasnt me! Fess up!
????: *fart*
Ran: Ewww! Cut it out! We are the only ones in here!
????: *fart* *fart* *fart*
Rock: Dang yo! What you have to eat!
????: *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart*
Ran: Thats not me!
Rock: Its ok, chicks fart too!
????: *fart* *fart*
Ran: Im going to the ladies room to freshen up! Ill be back when you get this out of your system! *plugs nose and walks off*
*meanwhile, behind Rock and Rans chairs in the row behind them*
Dan and Joe: *making fart sounds with their armpits*
Joe: Your plan seems to be working!
Dan: Yes! Now, to make the plan complete, to the ladies room!
In the ladies room...
Ran: Hmm hmm hmmm *goes into a stall*
Door: *cracks open and Dan and Joe peek in*
Joe: Shhhh, looks like the coast is clear *creep inside*
Dan: This will sure be a turn off, *drags a large wollen sack in behind him*
Joe: *begins looking under the stalls*
Dan: *tip toes behind Joe*
Joe: *sees some feet and makes motions with his hands*
Joe: *She is in this stall*
Dan: *motions back*
Joe: *what?*
Dan: *Oh, I thought you were talking about Tony Hawk 3*
Joe: *no, Ran is in this stall*
Dan: *ok, lets do it*
*Dan and Joe grab the sack, and on the count of three, dump its entire contents over the top*
????: ARGHHH!!!!!
Dan: Hide! *jumps in the trashcan*
Joe: *runs to the corner, grabs the paper towl from the dispenser and twirls, wrapping it around him like a mummy*
*The stall door opens and hundreds of fish come flooding out*
Chun Li: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS! *brushes dozens of fish off herself*
Dan: *has legs hanging out of trashcans*
Joe: *is still twirling, making his paper towl mummy*
Chun Li: Ill find you, you cant hide from meeeEEEEE!!! *takes out a fish from her pants* GRR!!! *stomps off*
Ran: *walks out of the stall* Hmm, this wasnt here before, *walks over fish pile*
Joe: Bogus! We got the wrong stall
Dan: *climbing out with various ladies personal supplies stuck to his head and face* Well, its time to get a bit extreme then
Joe: Dude, check out the mirror
Dan: Huh? *looks* Oh, ah AAAHHHH *screams in mortal terror*
Ran: Ok, now I feel better *sits down and snuggle ups to Rock*
Rock: Ok baby, come to poppa my little stinker
Ran: Tee hee hee
*Joe and Dan are back behind them*
Joe: Crap, they are using our methods against us, starting to call each other pet names
Ran: You will always be the one for me luv! So hows the movie?
Rock: All I know is no chicks have got it on, I havnt seen any breasts, and I dont even think they are vampires!
Dan: Allright, I pains me to do this, but I dont think I have any choice....
Joe: What?
Dan: I.....want you to make love to my sister!
DUM DUM DUMMMMMMM
Joe: What? Dude!
Dan: It must be done, better you than my own son!
Joe: Oh, yeah, so how?
Dan: This... *shows Joe a bottle of "Extreme Lax: Laxative so powerful, its only used for pratical jokes"*
Rock: *making out with Ran*
Dan: *about to put a few drops in Rock's soda* Hmmm
Dan: *replaces Rocks soda with the bottle of laxative*
Rock: Boy, your making me hot hun, I need a drink *chugs bottle of laxative*
Ran: Tee hee hee
*behind the seats*
Joe: Ya think its gonna work?
Dan: It has too *Ran's skirt lands on his head*
Joe: What the? *her shirt lands on his head* Your son works fast, a chip off the ole block
Dan: Yeah, just not on my sister!
Rock: *working on the bra* Stupid...thing. What is this? A latch? A button?
Ran: Here let me get it
Rock: No I got it...damn, ya need a password to get into this thing! *stomach growls* OOooooohhh crap! *bolts off*
Ran: Rock! Where ya going? Hmmph.
Dan: Nows your chance Joe! Rock will be in the can for a while, you gotta get Ran outta here! *puts the top of a mop on Joe's head* Here is your disguise, pretend your Rock!
Joe: *appearing next to Ran* Hiyah Ran!
Ran: Rock! Your in your boxers!
Joe: Huh? Oh, yes, yes I am!
Ran: Could you pick up that quarter on the ground?
Joe: Huh? Oh, *squats down and gets quarter*
Ran: Ok, now how about some cartwheels?
Joe: How about I give you some ole Higashi luvin instead?
Ran: Higashi luvin?
Dan: *over Ran's shoulder* He means Howard *see's Ran in her underwear* OH MY GOD YUCK!!!! *runs off* IM BLIND IM BLIND!
Ran: Dan?
Joe: Forget about Dan, its just me and you now
Geese: And me!
Joe: *sees Geese in the back with a camcorder*
Joe: And Geese, me you and Geese, so.... RAR *pounces*
Dan: *running by Geese* Geese? You've been recording them? Thats sick
Geese: Yeah well I came here to record the movie, but what they were doing was so much better
Dan: But thats your son!
Geese: No, thats your son remember, thats the entire point of this story
Dan: Oh yeah!
Rock: *walking back in, dreanched in sweat* Man, where did that come from? Huh? Ran?
Dan: Sorry my boy, but it looks like someone beat ya to it
Rock: *sheds a tear* But, we where perfect together
Geese: Dont worry, I hear that that chick Maki is single!
Dan: Yeah, single and very very easy, if ya know what I mean, so stop chasing your aunt!
Rock: Aunt?
Dan: I mean my sister!
Rock: Sister? AHA! Now it all becomes clear! You have been working against me all along havn't you! PREPARE YOURSELF DAN HIBIKI! I will unleash the power of my bloodlines, raised and trained by Terry, son of Geese Howard
Dan: Yeah yeah, you still aint gettin laid tonight are you *begins to walk off*
Rock: Dont you walk away from me
Geese: Shhhsh, this is a theater, no talking! Your messing up the audio!
Rock: Grrrrrr, I will have my revenge Dan Hibiki!
Dan: Come get some! *exits theater*
Rock: Oh you want to take this outside eh!
*Dan and Rock exit the theater, they are in a deserted parking lot*
Rock: Prepare yourself Dan, you will pay for ruining my love!
Dan: Oh yeah? Are you challenging me?
Rock: Thats right! Im tired of you walking around like your tough stuff, your nothing! A joke character, a point and laugh fighter! And you messed with the wrong dude this time! En Guarde! *gets in stance*
Dan: Oh yeah, Im about to give you a beatin like you were my own son and I caught you doing it with my sister!
Rock: Yeah right! Get ready to die!
Dan: Whoe! Die? No way, are you stupid? We arnt gonna fight
Rock: What? Why not?
Dan: You challenged me, so I pick the challenge, and it isnt fighting!
Rock: *getting in Dans face* What you scared? Thats allright Hibiki, I would be too, but I can beat you anyway you so choose! And then Ill go back and claim my girl!
Dan: And if I win?
Rock: If you win, Ill leave your sister alone, but you wont win! BECAUSE IM ROCK HOWARD!
Dan: Oh yeah!
Rock: Yeah! Now pick your challenge!
Dan: First to say his ABCs!
Rock: EASY! ABCDEFGHI....
Dan: "His ABC's!" I WIN!!!
Rock: What?!? Nnnnnoooooooo!
Dan: YAHOOII!
Rock: I want a rematch!
Dan: Sory pal, let me introduce you to a chick called Maki....
Rock: Never! *punches at Dan*
Dan: *dodges* Whoe their tiger, you want some more? allright! Ill be happy to give it to ya!
Rock: Name your challenge, and nothing cute this time!
Dan: Ok, staring!
Rock: Staring contest? Easy!
*Dan and Rock get centimeters from each other's faces*
Dan: No blinking, or laughing!
Rock: Right!
*a minute passes, they are still locked in a gaze*
Rock: Your as good as dead Dan! I can see the fear in your eyes, it wont be long until they are closed!
Dan: Oh yeah Mr. "Bogard" You look like your about to cry, maybe its because you just found out that your not big shot Geese Howards father!
Rock: *looks confused*
Dan: Whats the matter? Scared that you wont be anyone unless you carry around daddy's name? Why not try my name on for size Rock, because your daddy IS me! Your mother is Ruby Heart, you were born right after I defeated the Dark Queen and saved the earth after coming back from the dead by defeating my own father in a fight! Try that on for size!
Rock: ........ BWAAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA! Ohh lordy! *falls to the ground*
Dan: Wha? I was..serious
Rock: BWWAAHAAA Oh, oh boy you win that round Dan *clutching stomach, wipes away a tear* That was a good one, heheheh, *gets serious* BUT NOW! best of 5!
Dan: Whhaaatt?
*later at a local Ice Cream Shop*
*Dan and Rock sit across from one another holding spoons*
Dan: Grrrrrr
Rock: Grrrrrr
Waiter: Here you go, one Honda Killer Special! *drops a super large bowl of ice cream down*
Rock: Go! *digs in*
Dan: YahooI! *digs in*
*later still, at a bowling alley*
*Dan with Icecream all over his gi is messing with the control panel while Rock, likewise with Ice cream all over himself ties his shoes*
Dan: Ok, looks likes its your turn... *presses a few buttons* ....loser
Rock: What? *see's that his name is "Loser Howard" on the score bourd*
*After that, at a brothel*
*Dan and Rock lay naked in two seperate beds in the same room, naked expect for wearing silk sheets and looking rugged and tired*
Rock: Ok, my score?
Lilith: nice rythym, an adaquate penis size, showed me a few tricks but nothing I havnt seen before, still felt good though, but you started rushing 35 minutes into it, I give you *holds up a sign with a "8" on it* 8 Orgasms!!
Rock: Ha! Beat that!
Dan: And mine?
Morrigan: *wipes something off her lips* Hmmm, very enduring, perfect size, good tongue technique, the sex was good, you went limp for a few minutes after you got off, but I found that cute *holds up a sign "9.5"* 9.5 Orgasms!
Rock: Nooo!
Dan: Ha! You young guys need to slow down, and savor the woman
Rock: I want a rematch in this event!
Dan: YOUR ON!
*later still, back at the theater*
Rock: Well, Dan, looks like you won fair and square, as a gentleman I will observe your wish and stay away from Ran,
Dan: Thanks, and I give my respect to you, any man that can hang with the Morrigan/Lilith challenge for 7 rounds with me deserves my respect
Rock: Yes, I hope that Ran isnt too upset with never being able to see me again
Ran: Ni ni ni ni niiikiikiii
Dan: What?
Rock: Where did that come from?
Dan: The bushes! *runs over*
*Joe and Ran are "shakin the bushes*
Rock: Well, I think she is taking our break up rather well...
Dan: They must have kicked them out when the movie was over... Joe! Dude! Mission accomplished!
Joe: *looks up at Dan, with insanity in his eyes* Ahhh hahahaha! Latia no mosipatmea?
Rock: Oh my god, he is speaking in tongues!
Dan: Joe, I told you to sleep with my sister, not to enjoy it!
Joe: Happy happy Im so!
Ran: Pee pee!
And so, Dan has succesfully averted inbreeding in his bloodline, but will Rock ever truely learn and accept that Dan is his father? Of course not. So ends another chapter in the Legacy of Dan Hibiki.
Rock: Yeah, I know. Lets get our movie on so we could go back to my house *sparkling smile* Ding
Ran: Oh yeah, you bet
*at the ticket booth*
Shoma: *sits at his station, picking his nose*
Dan: *grabs him from behind and chloroforms him* Gottem, ok Joe, get up, we gotta make sure they dont do the deed!
Joe: Allright, *gets into ticket booth uniform*
*Rock and Ran approach*
Joe: Hello, what can I do ya for?
Rock: We want to see Titanic!
Joe: Titanic? *looks under counter at Dan, who is hiding*
Dan: Romance. *makes cut throat sign*
Joe: You dont want to see Titanic
Ran: Yes I do!
Joe: You dont know what you want, Titanic is too long, and stupid. Its not even based on a true story!
Rock: Yes it is, I saw a few documentaries on it and I read about it in the history books
Joe: Oh thats just movie hype. The great hollywood hype machine at its best. Titanic wasnt real, they just made it up to make movies about it, same thing with World War 2. Besides Titanic is like 5 years old, its not in the theaters!
Ran: Thats not what the marque says
Joe: Look, I never change that marque anyway
Rock: Ok, how about American Beauty?
Joe: What the hell? That movie is old too, your better off going to blockbusters!
Rock: American Beauty, give us the tickets!
Joe: *looks to Dan*
Dan: *shakes head no*
Joe: How about American Psycho?
Rock: Seen it
Ran: Ooo what about that movie American Pie?
Joe: Look, what is it with this hang up on American something something movies?
Rock: Just give us the damn tickets
Dan: (Childish comedy about sex is a no go)
Joe: Sorry, I cant let you see that, that movie was made for pathetic virgins only
Ran: Well, its not for me then!
Joe: Yeah, your not a virgin, just pathetic
Rock: Why you! If this 3 foot of plexiglass wasnt here I would give you what 4!
Ran: Thats showing them honey!
Rock: *looking at list of movies* Ok what about Underground Asian Imports?
Joe: What?
Rock: Right here, Underground Asian Imports
Joe: Huh? I seen that movie before... *checks movie list*
Dan: *stands up* Is that the one you showed me that time with the greased up lesbians fucking each other in the back yard and the nightclub singer makin that asian chick that looks a little like Athena get naked while that old chick fucked the guy that looked like my teacher from the 6th grade?
Joe: Yeah... amazing you remembered that much about it
Ran: Hey Dan! *waves*
Dan: Hey Ran
Rock: Look just give us tickets to a something with a dark room and one of them fat people love seats so we can lay down and ...
Dan: Hey! I know, why dont you guys just break up instead!
Rock:....
Ran: ....
Rock: How about no?
Joe: Another victory for Captain Subtle
Ran: Ooo here is a good sounding one "Vampyros Lezbos!"
Joe: No, I think that one...
Dan: *puts hand on Joe shoulder* That will be fine
Joe: Are you sure? Its about lesbian vampires!
Dan: I've seen it, its just a big tease. Only got one nudy scene and in that nobody is doin anything. AND its french, so there ya go
Joe: Oh, ok. Sure, two for Vampyros Lezbos coming right up!
Rock: Bout time, they begin to go inside
Dan: Well, mission accomplished Joe, that movie is sure to frustrate them with its many cut aways and teases, they wont be in the mood at all!
Joe: All in a days work *leans back in chair*
Ran: Yay! Lets go get some drinks, and popcorn, ooo and chocolate!
Dan: Crap!
Joe: *sits up suddenly* Chocolate is an aprodiziac! I think
Dan: We cant take no chances, We gotta stop them!
Rock: Sorry about that little fiasco at the ticket counter
Ran: Oh dont worry, as long as Im with you everything is perfect
*Behind the concession stand*
Joe: *peeking up* Awww, that so cute, its almost sad that they are blood related
Dan: *straddling a bloodied Takuma beating him in the head with a large rock* Did you say almost sad?
Joe: Well, I meant almost sad instead of discusting, not almost sad as in its good
Rock: Service! Service!
Dan: Oh, *rips off name Takuma's nametag*
Dan: Hello! What can I do for you today
Rock: hey, dont I know you
Ran: Oh, you look just like my brother Dan! Thats so cool
Joe: Psst, Dan, your sister is a moron
Dan: *kicks Joe in the mouth* Ahem, anyway, what can I get for you
Rock: 2 Sodas, a jumbo bag of popcorn and a large chocloate bar
Dan: We are out of chocolate
Ran: But you have some right here *points to the glass container showing the choclate bars
Dan: Huh? Oh those? They are just testers, you dont want those
Ran: Testers? Well then can I test them out? Im really having a choclate fit!
Dan: No, they are broken
Ran: ooooohhh come on, are you sure?
Dan: Yes
Ran: I cant have any
Dan: No
Ran: No? So I can have a peice
Dan: No, no you cannot have any
Ran: thats a double negative!
Dan: Actually its a triple
Ran: Just a little peice
Dan: Nope
Ran: Just a..
Dan: Uh uh
Ran: Cant I...
Dan: nnnnnnope
Ran: But I...
Dan: pssp!
Joe: *from under the counter, reaches in and takes all the candy bars*
Ran: What was that!
Dan: What?
Ran: Someone took all the candy bars!
Dan: What? *looks down* Huh? Oh! Damn Gremlins! Always taking the candy bars! Good thing it isnt after midnight, Oh well, I guess its just soda and popcorn for you! That will be 55 dollars!
Rock: Hmm, things just dont seem to be going our way tonight do they?
Ran: Thats allright, the movie is starting, lets go get a seat!
*rock and Ran go into the darkened theater and sit down, its empty*
Rock: What the? This movie is in french!
Ran: Ooo, the language of love!
Rock: Why Im gonna give that ticket.... oh, so you like french movies?
Ran: Love them? YES!
Rock: Wow, me too!
Ran: Oooo kiss me! *pounces on Rock*
Rock: *kisses*
Ran: *kisses and groaps*
????:*fart*
Rock: What?
Ran: Was that you?
????: *fart*
Ran: Ew that was you!
Rock: Wasnt me! Fess up!
????: *fart*
Ran: Ewww! Cut it out! We are the only ones in here!
????: *fart* *fart* *fart*
Rock: Dang yo! What you have to eat!
????: *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart*
Ran: Thats not me!
Rock: Its ok, chicks fart too!
????: *fart* *fart*
Ran: Im going to the ladies room to freshen up! Ill be back when you get this out of your system! *plugs nose and walks off*
*meanwhile, behind Rock and Rans chairs in the row behind them*
Dan and Joe: *making fart sounds with their armpits*
Joe: Your plan seems to be working!
Dan: Yes! Now, to make the plan complete, to the ladies room!
In the ladies room...
Ran: Hmm hmm hmmm *goes into a stall*
Door: *cracks open and Dan and Joe peek in*
Joe: Shhhh, looks like the coast is clear *creep inside*
Dan: This will sure be a turn off, *drags a large wollen sack in behind him*
Joe: *begins looking under the stalls*
Dan: *tip toes behind Joe*
Joe: *sees some feet and makes motions with his hands*
Joe: *She is in this stall*
Dan: *motions back*
Joe: *what?*
Dan: *Oh, I thought you were talking about Tony Hawk 3*
Joe: *no, Ran is in this stall*
Dan: *ok, lets do it*
*Dan and Joe grab the sack, and on the count of three, dump its entire contents over the top*
????: ARGHHH!!!!!
Dan: Hide! *jumps in the trashcan*
Joe: *runs to the corner, grabs the paper towl from the dispenser and twirls, wrapping it around him like a mummy*
*The stall door opens and hundreds of fish come flooding out*
Chun Li: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS! *brushes dozens of fish off herself*
Dan: *has legs hanging out of trashcans*
Joe: *is still twirling, making his paper towl mummy*
Chun Li: Ill find you, you cant hide from meeeEEEEE!!! *takes out a fish from her pants* GRR!!! *stomps off*
Ran: *walks out of the stall* Hmm, this wasnt here before, *walks over fish pile*
Joe: Bogus! We got the wrong stall
Dan: *climbing out with various ladies personal supplies stuck to his head and face* Well, its time to get a bit extreme then
Joe: Dude, check out the mirror
Dan: Huh? *looks* Oh, ah AAAHHHH *screams in mortal terror*
Ran: Ok, now I feel better *sits down and snuggle ups to Rock*
Rock: Ok baby, come to poppa my little stinker
Ran: Tee hee hee
*Joe and Dan are back behind them*
Joe: Crap, they are using our methods against us, starting to call each other pet names
Ran: You will always be the one for me luv! So hows the movie?
Rock: All I know is no chicks have got it on, I havnt seen any breasts, and I dont even think they are vampires!
Dan: Allright, I pains me to do this, but I dont think I have any choice....
Joe: What?
Dan: I.....want you to make love to my sister!
DUM DUM DUMMMMMMM
Joe: What? Dude!
Dan: It must be done, better you than my own son!
Joe: Oh, yeah, so how?
Dan: This... *shows Joe a bottle of "Extreme Lax: Laxative so powerful, its only used for pratical jokes"*
Rock: *making out with Ran*
Dan: *about to put a few drops in Rock's soda* Hmmm
Dan: *replaces Rocks soda with the bottle of laxative*
Rock: Boy, your making me hot hun, I need a drink *chugs bottle of laxative*
Ran: Tee hee hee
*behind the seats*
Joe: Ya think its gonna work?
Dan: It has too *Ran's skirt lands on his head*
Joe: What the? *her shirt lands on his head* Your son works fast, a chip off the ole block
Dan: Yeah, just not on my sister!
Rock: *working on the bra* Stupid...thing. What is this? A latch? A button?
Ran: Here let me get it
Rock: No I got it...damn, ya need a password to get into this thing! *stomach growls* OOooooohhh crap! *bolts off*
Ran: Rock! Where ya going? Hmmph.
Dan: Nows your chance Joe! Rock will be in the can for a while, you gotta get Ran outta here! *puts the top of a mop on Joe's head* Here is your disguise, pretend your Rock!
Joe: *appearing next to Ran* Hiyah Ran!
Ran: Rock! Your in your boxers!
Joe: Huh? Oh, yes, yes I am!
Ran: Could you pick up that quarter on the ground?
Joe: Huh? Oh, *squats down and gets quarter*
Ran: Ok, now how about some cartwheels?
Joe: How about I give you some ole Higashi luvin instead?
Ran: Higashi luvin?
Dan: *over Ran's shoulder* He means Howard *see's Ran in her underwear* OH MY GOD YUCK!!!! *runs off* IM BLIND IM BLIND!
Ran: Dan?
Joe: Forget about Dan, its just me and you now
Geese: And me!
Joe: *sees Geese in the back with a camcorder*
Joe: And Geese, me you and Geese, so.... RAR *pounces*
Dan: *running by Geese* Geese? You've been recording them? Thats sick
Geese: Yeah well I came here to record the movie, but what they were doing was so much better
Dan: But thats your son!
Geese: No, thats your son remember, thats the entire point of this story
Dan: Oh yeah!
Rock: *walking back in, dreanched in sweat* Man, where did that come from? Huh? Ran?
Dan: Sorry my boy, but it looks like someone beat ya to it
Rock: *sheds a tear* But, we where perfect together
Geese: Dont worry, I hear that that chick Maki is single!
Dan: Yeah, single and very very easy, if ya know what I mean, so stop chasing your aunt!
Rock: Aunt?
Dan: I mean my sister!
Rock: Sister? AHA! Now it all becomes clear! You have been working against me all along havn't you! PREPARE YOURSELF DAN HIBIKI! I will unleash the power of my bloodlines, raised and trained by Terry, son of Geese Howard
Dan: Yeah yeah, you still aint gettin laid tonight are you *begins to walk off*
Rock: Dont you walk away from me
Geese: Shhhsh, this is a theater, no talking! Your messing up the audio!
Rock: Grrrrrr, I will have my revenge Dan Hibiki!
Dan: Come get some! *exits theater*
Rock: Oh you want to take this outside eh!
*Dan and Rock exit the theater, they are in a deserted parking lot*
Rock: Prepare yourself Dan, you will pay for ruining my love!
Dan: Oh yeah? Are you challenging me?
Rock: Thats right! Im tired of you walking around like your tough stuff, your nothing! A joke character, a point and laugh fighter! And you messed with the wrong dude this time! En Guarde! *gets in stance*
Dan: Oh yeah, Im about to give you a beatin like you were my own son and I caught you doing it with my sister!
Rock: Yeah right! Get ready to die!
Dan: Whoe! Die? No way, are you stupid? We arnt gonna fight
Rock: What? Why not?
Dan: You challenged me, so I pick the challenge, and it isnt fighting!
Rock: *getting in Dans face* What you scared? Thats allright Hibiki, I would be too, but I can beat you anyway you so choose! And then Ill go back and claim my girl!
Dan: And if I win?
Rock: If you win, Ill leave your sister alone, but you wont win! BECAUSE IM ROCK HOWARD!
Dan: Oh yeah!
Rock: Yeah! Now pick your challenge!
Dan: First to say his ABCs!
Rock: EASY! ABCDEFGHI....
Dan: "His ABC's!" I WIN!!!
Rock: What?!? Nnnnnoooooooo!
Dan: YAHOOII!
Rock: I want a rematch!
Dan: Sory pal, let me introduce you to a chick called Maki....
Rock: Never! *punches at Dan*
Dan: *dodges* Whoe their tiger, you want some more? allright! Ill be happy to give it to ya!
Rock: Name your challenge, and nothing cute this time!
Dan: Ok, staring!
Rock: Staring contest? Easy!
*Dan and Rock get centimeters from each other's faces*
Dan: No blinking, or laughing!
Rock: Right!
*a minute passes, they are still locked in a gaze*
Rock: Your as good as dead Dan! I can see the fear in your eyes, it wont be long until they are closed!
Dan: Oh yeah Mr. "Bogard" You look like your about to cry, maybe its because you just found out that your not big shot Geese Howards father!
Rock: *looks confused*
Dan: Whats the matter? Scared that you wont be anyone unless you carry around daddy's name? Why not try my name on for size Rock, because your daddy IS me! Your mother is Ruby Heart, you were born right after I defeated the Dark Queen and saved the earth after coming back from the dead by defeating my own father in a fight! Try that on for size!
Rock: ........ BWAAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA! Ohh lordy! *falls to the ground*
Dan: Wha? I was..serious
Rock: BWWAAHAAA Oh, oh boy you win that round Dan *clutching stomach, wipes away a tear* That was a good one, heheheh, *gets serious* BUT NOW! best of 5!
Dan: Whhaaatt?
*later at a local Ice Cream Shop*
*Dan and Rock sit across from one another holding spoons*
Dan: Grrrrrr
Rock: Grrrrrr
Waiter: Here you go, one Honda Killer Special! *drops a super large bowl of ice cream down*
Rock: Go! *digs in*
Dan: YahooI! *digs in*
*later still, at a bowling alley*
*Dan with Icecream all over his gi is messing with the control panel while Rock, likewise with Ice cream all over himself ties his shoes*
Dan: Ok, looks likes its your turn... *presses a few buttons* ....loser
Rock: What? *see's that his name is "Loser Howard" on the score bourd*
*After that, at a brothel*
*Dan and Rock lay naked in two seperate beds in the same room, naked expect for wearing silk sheets and looking rugged and tired*
Rock: Ok, my score?
Lilith: nice rythym, an adaquate penis size, showed me a few tricks but nothing I havnt seen before, still felt good though, but you started rushing 35 minutes into it, I give you *holds up a sign with a "8" on it* 8 Orgasms!!
Rock: Ha! Beat that!
Dan: And mine?
Morrigan: *wipes something off her lips* Hmmm, very enduring, perfect size, good tongue technique, the sex was good, you went limp for a few minutes after you got off, but I found that cute *holds up a sign "9.5"* 9.5 Orgasms!
Rock: Nooo!
Dan: Ha! You young guys need to slow down, and savor the woman
Rock: I want a rematch in this event!
Dan: YOUR ON!
*later still, back at the theater*
Rock: Well, Dan, looks like you won fair and square, as a gentleman I will observe your wish and stay away from Ran,
Dan: Thanks, and I give my respect to you, any man that can hang with the Morrigan/Lilith challenge for 7 rounds with me deserves my respect
Rock: Yes, I hope that Ran isnt too upset with never being able to see me again
Ran: Ni ni ni ni niiikiikiii
Dan: What?
Rock: Where did that come from?
Dan: The bushes! *runs over*
*Joe and Ran are "shakin the bushes*
Rock: Well, I think she is taking our break up rather well...
Dan: They must have kicked them out when the movie was over... Joe! Dude! Mission accomplished!
Joe: *looks up at Dan, with insanity in his eyes* Ahhh hahahaha! Latia no mosipatmea?
Rock: Oh my god, he is speaking in tongues!
Dan: Joe, I told you to sleep with my sister, not to enjoy it!
Joe: Happy happy Im so!
Ran: Pee pee!
And so, Dan has succesfully averted inbreeding in his bloodline, but will Rock ever truely learn and accept that Dan is his father? Of course not. So ends another chapter in the Legacy of Dan Hibiki.