Note: This fic is not to be taken seriously. It is merely a spoof of Rita Repulsa and the show "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers". Please R+R

The Adventures of Rita Repulsa

--Chapter 1: She's Getting Old

by RedCrystalRanger

"I'm getting tired of this!!!" Rita Repulsa screamed angrily after the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers finish another monster.

"I am sorry my empress..." said Goldar.

"Sorry?! You're sorry?! All you do is sit there talking, and all the time your jaw isn't even moving! Your upper lip is moving! How messed up is that?!" screamed Rita.

"My empress, please forgive me. I will make it up to you! I will send down my own monster!" Goldar screams as a new monster appears.

"Oh great, another pathetic person in a costume with a foam mask." Rita sighs.

"I can do it I can do it give me a chance!" The monster exclaims very loudly.

"Go...good luck." Rita sighs.

As the monster lands on earth, he is instantly destroyed by the Power Rangers.

"Oh I have such a head ache!!!" Rita screams.

"Take a damn asprin!" Goldar yells.

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Will Rita's head ache every cease to exist? Will Goldar's lower jaw start moving? Why do people dress up with foam masks?! Find out next time on..."The Adventures of Rita Repulsa"!

Next Chapter--"Race for the Asprin"