The wedding preparations went ahead. Prince charming did not notice his bride's lack of enthusiasm, mistaking it for anxiousness about not being able to ever match up to his greatness.

An electrician was called in to fix the wiring. Ursula was stunned when she saw the electrician.

He was a man.  He had hair the colour of mocha. He had snapping, derisive brown eyes. He was wearing an electrician's uniform.

"Hey! I know you!" Ursula exclaimed, "Evil magician Sampson, right?"

The man pulled a face, "Actually, no. I was fired from that job. They said I wasn't evil enough. Apparently evil magicians aren't supposed to have manners. Something about it being prohibited to speak the words 'please' and 'pretty' in the same sentence. I was disgracefully discharged from the clan in a very painful ceremony involving a toffee apple, a pair of green knee socks and fire, lots and lots of fire. So now I'm Electrician Sampson!"

"Oh…that's really great."

Ursula couldn't help but notice how enticing that mocha hair looked on him. He handed her a business card. It read:

Sampson and Sampson's Co, quality work, or your autopsy free!!!         

As disturbing as this announcement was, Ursula couldn't help but smile.

Electrician Sampson got to work.

"You know," Mafia Princess Ursula said flirtatiously, "I love a man in uniform."

She stroked his bicep seductively. 

Electrician Sampson gave her a lopsided smile. "Well I find naughty women quite attractive myself," he said, referring to her criminal nature.

"You know, I'm supposed to marry this guy tomorrow, what say we give him the slip?"

"What are you saying?" Ursula laughed softly, "I'm saying let's get out of here. You. Me. There's a big bad world out there, let's go see it." 

"But what about your fiancé?"

Mafia princess Ursula sneered like the devil she was, "Oh. Him. I can take care of him"

The next day Prince Charming married Great Aunt and fairy godmother Magma.

He didn't even notice she was not the woman he had proposed to.

Until the honeymoon that is.

Electrician Sampson's electrical business closed down.

(Apparently the coroner was not able to support the number of autopsies due to electrical injuries given out for free.)

Unemployed Sampson and Mafia Princess Ursula started up their own crime syndicate.

Criminal Sampson finally had a job he was good at.

Doing nothing while his girlfriend did all the work.

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I hope you had as mush fun reading it as I did writing it, and believe me; I had a LOT of fun writing it.

Review, please

Merci, beaucoup

Have a nice day.

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