*somewhere in the heart of southtown, Joe Higashi was desperatly fighting for life*
*In King's Bar, I dont know the damn name of it*
Joe: Come on..... come on..... just a little bit closer..... dam it... *sweat falls off his forhead* Bastard!
King: Let it go Joe! Its finished, its over!
Joe: NO! Dammit Im not gonna give up on this!
King: Its OVER!
Joe: ITS NEVER OVER!
King: The chip is too small Joe!
Joe: I WILL GET DIP ON IT! Watch and mourn!
Joe: *attempts to gather remaining dip on the iside of Tostito's Resteraunt Style Salsa Con Queso*
King: There just isnt enough left to get on a chip!
Joe: Silence woman!
King: Your just gonna have to eat it dry...
Joe: Ill be damned! I paid my money to get in here, I will have my fill of chip and dip!
Yamazaki: *sits on stool* Sup
Joe: *notices the large Green X on Yamazaki's shirt*
King: What will you have?
Yama: Ill have some Jin because I AM A MATURE ADULT VIDEO GAME PLAYER AND DONT LIKE KIDDIE GAMES!!!!!!!
King: Jesus!
Yama: Well its true
Joe: Uh.... Enjoying your Xbox there Yamazaki?
Yama: Xbox? Oh, you are refering to THE GREATEST AND MOST POWERFUL GAME SYSTEM EVAR?
Joe: Uh, yeah
Yama: WELL THEN I AM!
Joe: ...right
Yama: ITS THE BEST EVER!
Joe: Shut up about the Xbox man
Yama: NEVAR!! XBOX OWNS jOO!
Joe: Zaki, you are way to cool of a character to be thrown away to being a single gimick.
Yama: .... your right, why should I limit myself?
Joe: Good, now that you are focused, use your strength to gather all of the dip in the jar upon a single chip. *hands over jar*
Yama: But there is nothing in there
Joe: Always the pessimist!
Yama: Pessimist nothing, there is nothing in this jar
King: *sets drink down*
Joe: And is your glass half full or half empty
Yama: My glass is full, this jar is empty
Joe: Dont focus on what isnt there, look to what IS, there.
Yama: But, nothing is there, the jar is empty...
Joe: And that, is why you fail
*Dan walks into the Bar*
Dan: Sup everyone!
*Dan pauses as the audience claps and cheers at his entrance*
Everyone in Attendance: Hello Dan!
Dan: I have an annocment to make! *shows everyone a Yoo-Hoo Lite bottle* Yoo Hoo Lite, tastes like Essence of Shit. Not regular shit mind you, as regular shit has peices of corn and food inside that are still edible. Pure Essence of Shit.
*Dan pauses as the audience begins to laugh*
Dan: *tosses bottle over shoulder* So Joe, what do ya know?
Joe: *glass breaks and a woman screams* Eh nothing much, just been hanging out, you know how it goes
Dan: Yeah, when is Capcom gonna do another tournament?
Joe: I dunno
Dan: I got bills to pay, bar tabs to settle, stuff like that, I just cant sit around on my duff all day
Joe: Yeah, I feel it too man, my skills have been getting rusty too
Dan: Huh? But dont you have the King of Fighters' tourneys to fight in?
Joe: They dont count man, anything that has Kyo as the main hero is rigged, you know that
Dan: Yeah, yeah, I forgot
Joe: So anyway, whats up with you?
Dan: Well, me and Ruby been...
Joe: Thats nice, check out this dip dillimma Im in...
Dan: Huh? What?
Joe: Is there or is there not any dip left in this jar?
King: Are you still praddling on about the dip?
Joe: Silence woman! Or I will give you something to whine about!
King: Yeah right....
Joe: Dont let me remind you who the CHAMP is...
Dan: Shhh, check it out Kyo just walked in with his new boyfriend, check it out....
*Kyo and Vega sit down at a table*
Joe: Man, he is so flaming.... he needs to simmer down
King: What? Having a drink with your friends is gay now?
Dan: Its not that he's gay, its just that cannot hide it at all
King: He is just having a drink with a friend, like you two are doing
Joe: No no, its not the drink part, nothing wrong with that
Dan: Nothing wrong with being gay either
Joe: OF COURSE NOT, just as long as nobody is gay around MY personal Ass.
King: Ok, but how can you tell he is gay? He is just having a drink with Vega
Joe: They are making way to much eye contact to be straight....
King: What? Nothing wrong with eye contact...
Joe: Thats a females point of view, but when Men are having a drink with each other, their eyes are either in their glasses, or on some woman's ass. Thats just how it goes.
King: pfft
Joe: Its true! Back me up on this Dan
Dan: Oh yeah, its true, its true
Joe: See? What do you think Yamazaki?
Yama: *has been staring at Mai's ass*
Joe: See? Now do you understand? Signal yes by giving me a blowjob
King: *begins to climb over counter* ...Wait! You tried to trick me!
*Toad walks into the bar with an envelope*
Toad: Message for the CvS combatants
Joe: Hey.... arnt you one of those little bitches from Super Mario Brothers?
Toad: *hands Dan the envelope*
Dan: Eh, whats this? A tournament invite?
Joe: Woo hoo, cash money!
King: Gather round everyone!
*everyone in the bar gives Dan his attention as he begins to read*
Dan: Title reads: Capcom vs SNK 2 : Eeeeassssyyyy Operation
Joe: Sounds like a hentai game, Im there!
King: Shush
Dan: What the? This new tournament has new rules....
Joe: Such as?
Dan: Well, autoblocking will be enabled
Kyo: YES!!!!!
Iori: *shoots Kyo in the face with a shotgun*
Dan: Also.... what? Everyone's special moves will be enabled at the movement of a joystick?
Joe: *edging up to King* I can show you my special moves hun, ya just gotta touch my joystick
King: *slaps*
Yama: Sounds like a PR game, newbie friendly, no biggie, we've done it before
Dan: Wait, there is more...
Dan: No cursing,
Yama: Shit....
Dan: No Spitting....
Hoahmaru: Awww....
Dan: No weapons....
Hoahmaru: DAMN! *puts sword away* At least I still got my gord...
Dan: no alchohol....
Hoahmaru: Dammit! *throws gord away*
Dan: No blood, no nudity, no hanky panky, and "I look forward to seeing you on the Nintendo Gamecube" signed "M"
Joe: *slaps head* No nudity, what the hell am I gonna do as a tuant then
King: What about that "naaaannn chaku" thing you did in some Fatal Fury games
Joe: Man, I was on halluciongens when I was doing that
Yama: Nintendo? Capcom sold us out! This game is gonna suck
Dan: But we'll be paid
King: Look on the bright side, at least we didnt go to the Xbox?
Yama: Whats wrong with the Xbox?
King: Well..... *dream sequence*
Bill Gates: *measuring King* No no no, this will not do! Here! *inflates King's breasts to Triple D* There! Next!
King: How can I fight in this thing?
Yuri: I dunno, whoops *falls over from the weight of her implants*
Bill Gates: *talking to all CvS females with Triple Ds* Ok, now here are you costumes everyone! *begins to hand out shoe strings*
King: This is ridiculous
*end dream sequence*
King: .. now do you understand?
Yama: Yeah, perfectly, but thats why Im saying I wish we would have gone to the Xbox
Dan: Come on everyone, we all know that that stuff about GC being a kiddie system is just fanboy insults made up to run down the GC to make the Xbox owners think that they actually have a GOOD system and to give them self esteem, this wont be that bad....
*a few days later, at the Eeeeasssyy Operation tournament arena*
Dan: *looking at the crowd* This is bad....
Joe: Damn, there are more kids here than rough spots on my nut rag!
What will become of our heroes now? Forced to water down their fighting for a younger audience? Will they play by the rules, or go for broke, and truamatize young children with their wild antics? And what of the mysterious M character? Is there more to this than what it seems. Of course there is, you find out later.
*In King's Bar, I dont know the damn name of it*
Joe: Come on..... come on..... just a little bit closer..... dam it... *sweat falls off his forhead* Bastard!
King: Let it go Joe! Its finished, its over!
Joe: NO! Dammit Im not gonna give up on this!
King: Its OVER!
Joe: ITS NEVER OVER!
King: The chip is too small Joe!
Joe: I WILL GET DIP ON IT! Watch and mourn!
Joe: *attempts to gather remaining dip on the iside of Tostito's Resteraunt Style Salsa Con Queso*
King: There just isnt enough left to get on a chip!
Joe: Silence woman!
King: Your just gonna have to eat it dry...
Joe: Ill be damned! I paid my money to get in here, I will have my fill of chip and dip!
Yamazaki: *sits on stool* Sup
Joe: *notices the large Green X on Yamazaki's shirt*
King: What will you have?
Yama: Ill have some Jin because I AM A MATURE ADULT VIDEO GAME PLAYER AND DONT LIKE KIDDIE GAMES!!!!!!!
King: Jesus!
Yama: Well its true
Joe: Uh.... Enjoying your Xbox there Yamazaki?
Yama: Xbox? Oh, you are refering to THE GREATEST AND MOST POWERFUL GAME SYSTEM EVAR?
Joe: Uh, yeah
Yama: WELL THEN I AM!
Joe: ...right
Yama: ITS THE BEST EVER!
Joe: Shut up about the Xbox man
Yama: NEVAR!! XBOX OWNS jOO!
Joe: Zaki, you are way to cool of a character to be thrown away to being a single gimick.
Yama: .... your right, why should I limit myself?
Joe: Good, now that you are focused, use your strength to gather all of the dip in the jar upon a single chip. *hands over jar*
Yama: But there is nothing in there
Joe: Always the pessimist!
Yama: Pessimist nothing, there is nothing in this jar
King: *sets drink down*
Joe: And is your glass half full or half empty
Yama: My glass is full, this jar is empty
Joe: Dont focus on what isnt there, look to what IS, there.
Yama: But, nothing is there, the jar is empty...
Joe: And that, is why you fail
*Dan walks into the Bar*
Dan: Sup everyone!
*Dan pauses as the audience claps and cheers at his entrance*
Everyone in Attendance: Hello Dan!
Dan: I have an annocment to make! *shows everyone a Yoo-Hoo Lite bottle* Yoo Hoo Lite, tastes like Essence of Shit. Not regular shit mind you, as regular shit has peices of corn and food inside that are still edible. Pure Essence of Shit.
*Dan pauses as the audience begins to laugh*
Dan: *tosses bottle over shoulder* So Joe, what do ya know?
Joe: *glass breaks and a woman screams* Eh nothing much, just been hanging out, you know how it goes
Dan: Yeah, when is Capcom gonna do another tournament?
Joe: I dunno
Dan: I got bills to pay, bar tabs to settle, stuff like that, I just cant sit around on my duff all day
Joe: Yeah, I feel it too man, my skills have been getting rusty too
Dan: Huh? But dont you have the King of Fighters' tourneys to fight in?
Joe: They dont count man, anything that has Kyo as the main hero is rigged, you know that
Dan: Yeah, yeah, I forgot
Joe: So anyway, whats up with you?
Dan: Well, me and Ruby been...
Joe: Thats nice, check out this dip dillimma Im in...
Dan: Huh? What?
Joe: Is there or is there not any dip left in this jar?
King: Are you still praddling on about the dip?
Joe: Silence woman! Or I will give you something to whine about!
King: Yeah right....
Joe: Dont let me remind you who the CHAMP is...
Dan: Shhh, check it out Kyo just walked in with his new boyfriend, check it out....
*Kyo and Vega sit down at a table*
Joe: Man, he is so flaming.... he needs to simmer down
King: What? Having a drink with your friends is gay now?
Dan: Its not that he's gay, its just that cannot hide it at all
King: He is just having a drink with a friend, like you two are doing
Joe: No no, its not the drink part, nothing wrong with that
Dan: Nothing wrong with being gay either
Joe: OF COURSE NOT, just as long as nobody is gay around MY personal Ass.
King: Ok, but how can you tell he is gay? He is just having a drink with Vega
Joe: They are making way to much eye contact to be straight....
King: What? Nothing wrong with eye contact...
Joe: Thats a females point of view, but when Men are having a drink with each other, their eyes are either in their glasses, or on some woman's ass. Thats just how it goes.
King: pfft
Joe: Its true! Back me up on this Dan
Dan: Oh yeah, its true, its true
Joe: See? What do you think Yamazaki?
Yama: *has been staring at Mai's ass*
Joe: See? Now do you understand? Signal yes by giving me a blowjob
King: *begins to climb over counter* ...Wait! You tried to trick me!
*Toad walks into the bar with an envelope*
Toad: Message for the CvS combatants
Joe: Hey.... arnt you one of those little bitches from Super Mario Brothers?
Toad: *hands Dan the envelope*
Dan: Eh, whats this? A tournament invite?
Joe: Woo hoo, cash money!
King: Gather round everyone!
*everyone in the bar gives Dan his attention as he begins to read*
Dan: Title reads: Capcom vs SNK 2 : Eeeeassssyyyy Operation
Joe: Sounds like a hentai game, Im there!
King: Shush
Dan: What the? This new tournament has new rules....
Joe: Such as?
Dan: Well, autoblocking will be enabled
Kyo: YES!!!!!
Iori: *shoots Kyo in the face with a shotgun*
Dan: Also.... what? Everyone's special moves will be enabled at the movement of a joystick?
Joe: *edging up to King* I can show you my special moves hun, ya just gotta touch my joystick
King: *slaps*
Yama: Sounds like a PR game, newbie friendly, no biggie, we've done it before
Dan: Wait, there is more...
Dan: No cursing,
Yama: Shit....
Dan: No Spitting....
Hoahmaru: Awww....
Dan: No weapons....
Hoahmaru: DAMN! *puts sword away* At least I still got my gord...
Dan: no alchohol....
Hoahmaru: Dammit! *throws gord away*
Dan: No blood, no nudity, no hanky panky, and "I look forward to seeing you on the Nintendo Gamecube" signed "M"
Joe: *slaps head* No nudity, what the hell am I gonna do as a tuant then
King: What about that "naaaannn chaku" thing you did in some Fatal Fury games
Joe: Man, I was on halluciongens when I was doing that
Yama: Nintendo? Capcom sold us out! This game is gonna suck
Dan: But we'll be paid
King: Look on the bright side, at least we didnt go to the Xbox?
Yama: Whats wrong with the Xbox?
King: Well..... *dream sequence*
Bill Gates: *measuring King* No no no, this will not do! Here! *inflates King's breasts to Triple D* There! Next!
King: How can I fight in this thing?
Yuri: I dunno, whoops *falls over from the weight of her implants*
Bill Gates: *talking to all CvS females with Triple Ds* Ok, now here are you costumes everyone! *begins to hand out shoe strings*
King: This is ridiculous
*end dream sequence*
King: .. now do you understand?
Yama: Yeah, perfectly, but thats why Im saying I wish we would have gone to the Xbox
Dan: Come on everyone, we all know that that stuff about GC being a kiddie system is just fanboy insults made up to run down the GC to make the Xbox owners think that they actually have a GOOD system and to give them self esteem, this wont be that bad....
*a few days later, at the Eeeeasssyy Operation tournament arena*
Dan: *looking at the crowd* This is bad....
Joe: Damn, there are more kids here than rough spots on my nut rag!
What will become of our heroes now? Forced to water down their fighting for a younger audience? Will they play by the rules, or go for broke, and truamatize young children with their wild antics? And what of the mysterious M character? Is there more to this than what it seems. Of course there is, you find out later.