Note: This fic is not to be taken seriously. It is merely a spoof of Rita Repulsa and the show "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers". Please R+R
The Adventures of Rita Repulsa
--Chapter 2: The Race for Asprin
by RedCrystalRanger
"Fine then! I'll go down to earth and get the asprin!" Rita screams as she teleports to earth.
On earth, she walks the streets looking for a store. She sees a store entitled "Adult Toys and More".
"Hmm...they might have asprin there since only adults get head aches...right? Oh well. I'll go in and check." she says to herself as she walks in, people still staring at her. She goes up to the man behind the counter.
"Hey you! Do you sell any asprin here?!" She asks on the top of her lungs.
"Look lady, this is 'Adult Toys and More'. We sell only adult toys not asprin. I can tell YOU'VE been having a nice sex life by looking at the get up you are in--" he is cut off by Rita whipping out her staff quickly.
"LIAR!" she screams as she zaps him and he explodes. "You are a liar!....You must have asprin here. Oh well. I'll check some where else." she exits the store and looks across the street.
She notices a building entitled "CVS".
"CVS eh? Must be some sort of secret code..oh well. They must have asprin there." she says as she enters the store. She goes up to a clerk.
"You there..do you sell any asprin?!" she screams "I have a head ache!!!"
"Ooh lady take some motrin." he suggests.
"Whatever just take me to it!!!!" she screams as he leads the way. He shows her the many brands, then leaves.
"Hmm...what's this!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rita screams very loudly. "Motrin's too expensive..and I can't take pills!! I'll stick with this.....Nyquil...whatever it is. It must help me!" she says as she grabs the medicine and goes to the exit.
"Hey you! You gotta pay for that!" a clerk yells to her.
"LIAR!" She screams as she whips out her staff and zaps him. She then escapes to the moon. On the moon a few minutes later, Goldar can't find his empress! He goes into her room and sees her sleeping. He looks down on the ground and sees an empty bottle of NyQuil. He picks it up and reads it.
"NO!!!!" he screams "My empress! She'll be asleep for three thousand years!!!!"
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Will Rita ever wake up? Will Goldar's upper jaw continue to move? Why did Rita call the clerks 'liars' today?! Find out next time on..."The Adventures of Rita Repulsa"!
Next Chapter--"Three Thousand Years Later"
The Adventures of Rita Repulsa
--Chapter 2: The Race for Asprin
by RedCrystalRanger
"Fine then! I'll go down to earth and get the asprin!" Rita screams as she teleports to earth.
On earth, she walks the streets looking for a store. She sees a store entitled "Adult Toys and More".
"Hmm...they might have asprin there since only adults get head aches...right? Oh well. I'll go in and check." she says to herself as she walks in, people still staring at her. She goes up to the man behind the counter.
"Hey you! Do you sell any asprin here?!" She asks on the top of her lungs.
"Look lady, this is 'Adult Toys and More'. We sell only adult toys not asprin. I can tell YOU'VE been having a nice sex life by looking at the get up you are in--" he is cut off by Rita whipping out her staff quickly.
"LIAR!" she screams as she zaps him and he explodes. "You are a liar!....You must have asprin here. Oh well. I'll check some where else." she exits the store and looks across the street.
She notices a building entitled "CVS".
"CVS eh? Must be some sort of secret code..oh well. They must have asprin there." she says as she enters the store. She goes up to a clerk.
"You there..do you sell any asprin?!" she screams "I have a head ache!!!"
"Ooh lady take some motrin." he suggests.
"Whatever just take me to it!!!!" she screams as he leads the way. He shows her the many brands, then leaves.
"Hmm...what's this!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rita screams very loudly. "Motrin's too expensive..and I can't take pills!! I'll stick with this.....Nyquil...whatever it is. It must help me!" she says as she grabs the medicine and goes to the exit.
"Hey you! You gotta pay for that!" a clerk yells to her.
"LIAR!" She screams as she whips out her staff and zaps him. She then escapes to the moon. On the moon a few minutes later, Goldar can't find his empress! He goes into her room and sees her sleeping. He looks down on the ground and sees an empty bottle of NyQuil. He picks it up and reads it.
"NO!!!!" he screams "My empress! She'll be asleep for three thousand years!!!!"
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Will Rita ever wake up? Will Goldar's upper jaw continue to move? Why did Rita call the clerks 'liars' today?! Find out next time on..."The Adventures of Rita Repulsa"!
Next Chapter--"Three Thousand Years Later"