When we last left our heroes...
*a few days later, at the Eeeeasssyy Operation tournament arena*
Dan: *looking at the crowd* This is bad....
Joe: Damn, there are more kids here than rough spots on my nut rag!
*Children mill about talking amongst themselves as Dan and Joe look upon the ring*
Joe: Oh well, lets make our way to the ring, get this over with
Dan: *grabs shoulder* What, Joe, I sense something...
Joe: Eh? What?
Dan: Something isnt right here, Hmmmm. Easy Operation.... where have I heard that before?
*High above the arena in the control room*
Guile: Reasy Operation, waa waa waa haa! Re rerrly gonna get those guys... right Miraroto?
Miyamoto: Ooooo, lucky day! We weelly gonna destwoy these stupid fools! Ahh hahhahaha, me laughing forever. Ah hahahaha
Guile: Res grab rem all and make them rice for roll family! I family ran!
Dan: Lets just hang back in this crowd for a bit, and see how this stuff goes...
Joe: Ok, but how are we gonna blend in in this crowd of kids sitting indian style on what appears to be some sort of storytime carpet?
Dan: Just kill a kid and take his clothes.... *grabs a kid*
Joe: We gotta kill them?
Dan: Huh? No of course not just knock them out
Kid: *squeals*
Dan: *kick kid in the teeth*
Joe: But you said Kill
Dan: No I didnt your hearing things
*Dan and Joe are in a back hallway, Dan in exactly what he was wearing before except with an Ash cap on, Joe in a pikachu costume*
Joe: This little costume aint funny man, Its way to small
Dan: *is beating his kid in the face*
Joe: Dan, cut it out, he is just a kid
Dan: Dont let his cute little smile fool you, this little bastard will sell his mother for a Pikachu Playing Card...
Joe: but he doesnt have a cute smile anymore Dan, you knocked the poor bastard's teeth out....
*Kid's head then explodes*
Joe: Whoe! That kid was a robot!
Dan: A robot?
Joe: *examines a peice of debri* Yeah, made by.... Nintendo. It was pretty smart to go with your gut instict on this one Dan and kill the kid. Pretty sly that you knew it was a robot...
Dan: Robot? Uh..... yeah.
Joe: But, whats up with the robots?
*down the hall their is a scream*
Joe: That came...
Dan: ... from the locker room
*meanwhile, in the arena*
Terry: *pulling on gloves* Hey Rock, where is Mai?
Rock: I dunno, come to think of it, I dont see any of the chicks here
Terry: What the hell? This isnt my hat! *looks at hat: It has a large "M" on it*
Rock: Shh... do you hear something?
Terry: *looks out into the audience*
*All the children are dead silent and watching the fighters around the center of the ring*
Terry: Ooooohhhh shit..... *backs up*
Iori: *bumps back to back with Terry* This, doesnt look good
Kim: *appearing alongside them* Their eyes, for gods sake look at their eyes!
Rock: They are cube shaped!
Terry: But thats impossible!
Cubeboy: ATTACK!
Rock: CRAP!
*thousands of children attack the contenders of the tournament*
*back in the halls*
Dan: *shh, quietly*
Joe: *yeah yeah*
*the duo sneaks down the corridor*
Dan: What in these room?
*Dan opens a door and peers into the room*
*Inside, there is a normal guy sitting in a chair with a tiny video game controller in his hands, a gamecube controller*
Joe: The hell?
TV: Luigi: Mario? Mario?
Dan: Joe, look over there....
*There are two people in lab coats working on computers*
Woman: Sexual Urges?
Man: .1 percent...
Woman: Response to Gore factor?
Man: 0.0 percent..
Woman: Mature themes
Man: 0.0, wait, 0.01 percent
Woman: Excellent, well within acceptable Parameters.... Inititate Protocol Cube
Dan: What?
*The Gamecube system suddenly shoots out some arms and grabs ahold of the guy's head, and then jump at it and bites his face, murging with the guys head*
Joe: Jesus!
Woman: Transformation underway
*The guy slowly shrinks down, and in a few moments he is a little child with Cube eyes*
Dan: *busting in* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Woman: Ahh, Ash, just in time to see the latest recruit?
Joe: Recruit?
Man and Woman: *stare at Joe*
Joe: I mean, Pikachu
Dan: What kinda recruit?
Woman: Hahaha, your kidding, pretending that you dont know about Miyamoto's plan to take over the world by subjecting all adults to the Gamecube, reducing all sexual and violent urges, transforming them into the little gamecube robot kid hybrids you see before you to go forth and buy thousands of pokemon games and cards. With the entire population of 16-28 year old children tied up at oogling collectable cards, that means that the internet porn rings will be destroyed, and when they fall, the entire internet will go out of buisness, and the world of children will turn to Poke-net, a world wide web of Pokemon and Nintendo merchandise, that will eventually make the entire world little robots, and Miyamoto will rule the world!!!
Dan: ...... go on, your doing fine
Woman: The only peice of the puzzle is that more people are needed on the Gamecube, so Miyamoto has replaced the braindead robots that are Capcom's main bourd members with braindead robots that are under HIS control. And now, all of the Street Fighter have been abducted and are going through treatment processes to become soldier in the Nintendo Army! HAHAHAHA!
Joe: Nice touch with the laugh...
Dan: But how does someone stop you.... I mean us
Man: No one can, its impossible
Joe: Come on, there has to be a way
Woman: *looks at Joe*
Joe: I mean, Pikachu!
Dan: Come on, where is the hole! You got to tell us or it wouldnt be fair!
Woman: I dont think your Ash at all! Your an imposter! Ill never tell you that the only way to stop the plan is to switch out the program disk in the main super gamecube in Miyamoto's lair!
Dan: oh, really? Well dang, gosh darn it, I guess we better leave now...
Joe: Before we use anymore evil villian cliches....
Dan: Unless you have any other evil plot disableing information for us...
Man: Well, there are the plans of converting all the heroes.. you see we are going to....
Woman: SHUT UP! Dont give them information stupid
Man: Why not? You gave them the whole plan, you think your better than me?
Woman: Your letting them escape!
Man: Oh, IM letting them escape, oh yeah right, your the one that fell for their lame disguises...
Woman: Just sound the ALARM!
Man: No. Im done taking orders from you! I should be number 2! Not you! I am infinatly so more competent!
Woman: SOUND THE ALARM!
Man: You sound it
Woman: I cant! Im the boss here, your the one to press the button!
Man: Not anymore, you do it!
Woman: We are going to have a long talk ....
*The door opens and Mr. Miyamoto (hence forth known as "M" for sake of my little fingers)*
Miyamoto: Oooo rat is we going on in heres!
Woman: Miyomotablasama! I was just telling Man here to sound the alarm
Man: Im not going to do it! She is a bitch!
M: Ooooooo confuscious say, Man who not sound alarm for woman suprereriors, must be punished!
Man: No he didnt, I was a philosophy major
M: Roo DIE!!! *points at Man*
Man: Ahh! *jumps* ..... *stands there* Is, something suppose to happen now?
M: Roo DIE!!! *points at Man*
Man: *looks around* Am I standing on a trap door?
M: DIE!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!
Man: Look, Im just gonna get outta here... *begins to walk away*
M: RUN! RUN AND DIE! I must to completed my actions of the day!
*In the Girl's locker room*
Yuri: *adjusting her jump suit*
Mai: Hey Yuri, could you help me tie my suit back?
Yuri: Sure Mai....
King: I think Ill sport the grey suit..... *posing in the mirror, mimicing Micheal Jackson in Smooth Criminal*
*Peach? walks into the dressing room*
Sakura: Hello, you must be Princess Toadstool
Peach?: What? Yes much so. I am to do with the Peach. Ha Ha. Silly Girl.
Maki: Ummmmm.. kay
Chun Li: *whispering to mai* Hey Mai, do you remembering Peach having a mustache and glasses?
Mai: No, no I dont
Peach?: Congradulations. Please ate this the Cupcakes making of myself!
Sakura: Ok, thanks
*the girls begin to eat the cupcakes*
Mai: Um, no thanks Peach, I need to watch my weight...
Peach?: CUPCAKES FOR YOU GO NOW! *throws cupcakes*
Mai: *watches as the cupcake skitters along the floor, inches from Peach?'s feet*
Mai: You throw like an 80 year old pedophiliac Game developer...
Chun Li: *striking a dramatic pose in front of Mai* I dont think your Peach at all, much less Princess Toadstool!
Peach?: A winner is you! But frighting, your friends are join the nintendo fun club!! Ha ha!
Chun Li: What? *all the other girls are knocked out*
Peach?: There is no escape!
Mai: Nnnnooo!
*outside the arena Dan and Joe have escaped*
Dan: Damn, what are we gonna do? It looks like we are the only ones that made it out...
Joe: I think I got a plan... to the Porn Store!
Dan: Porn store? Whats there?
Joe: Porn, what do you think?
Dan: Well I know, but whats the plan?
Joe: When you see it, it will all be clear
*meanwhile, down in the depts of the Nintendo Dungeon, the male heroes have been gathered*
Iori: What the hell is going on?
Terry: I dunno, and I dont like it!
*Dr Mario entered the dungeon*
D.Mario: Ah yes, me see. I think we can work with some of these people. Others will need a complete overhaul
Rock: Whats he talking about Terry?
Terry: I dont know...
Mario: Yesa, that one will be the first of many! *points at Terry*
Terry: What!
Rock: Terry!
*hordes of little children come in and swarm Terry*
Kim: Dont let them take him! *kicks kid as it explodes in circuits and gore*
Rocky: Shiney Knuckles! Bling Bling! *carves holes in a few kids*
Ken: There are too many of the little bastards!! *kicks the head off one and throws another*
Terry: Blargh! *gets dragged out*
Dr.Mario: Dont worry, Ill be back for all of you, tee hee hee
Rock: Dammit! What are you going to do to Terry!
????: You dont want to know
Rock: What? Who are you? Show yourself!
????: Its no use trying to fight, they are too powerful...
Kim: Ill be the judge of that!
????: I was once a star. But then I was approached by Miyamoto's flunkies, they wanted me to play ball, sell out. I told'em I wasn't for sale. So they stuck me in here to rot, and they replaced me with a evil robot....
Iori: But who are you?
????: *stepping out from the Shadows*
Rock: I know you... your Zelda right!
Link: NO DAMMIT! MY NAME IS LINK! ZELDA IS THE NAME OF THE GAME, NOT ME!
????: I am Zelda... *steps out from the shadows too*
Rock: *whistles*
Iori: Hot mama sitah!
Kim: Shwing!
Kyo: Eh, Im not into chicks
Ken: Woo woo woo! Love the elf look hun!
Benimaru: Nice dress!
Zelda: Thanks, but it looks like me and Link will never see the light of day
Link: Yeah, they didnt change us....
Rock: Change?
Zelda: Yes, they have some kinda of procedure, they can change a person, make them nice, friendly, innocent
Link: A twisted version of themselves
Rock: Why didnt they change you?
Link: We are still of use, they make us compete in their Smash Brothers tourney's to fight for our lives for their amusment...
Rock: Tournament? If you win do you get your freedom?
Link: No, just the satisfaction of defeating our captors. Then its back in here
Zelda: Dont worry hun *hugs Link* We will be set free, some how, some way....
*Back outside, at the porn shop*
Joe: Hmm, where is it?
Dan: Hey, Ebony Ass Bangers #25 Alpha! I luv me some hot choclate! What else we got here, toying chicks, hmmm, lesbians, Asians, Asian Lesbians, Asians with toys.... ACK! *suddenly panics and looks at the ceiling*
Joe: Accidently walk into the gay porn section Dan?
Dan: Uh no! I mean, yes, by accident! I mean....
Joe: Stifle it Dan, we are here for a purpose
Dan: And that is?
Joe: Here! Behold! Our salvation is at hand! *indicates an item*
Dan: ...... Joe, I fail to see how our salvation is 64DD Backdoor Barnyard Extravaganza
Joe: Dont you see? It costs 3 bucks to rent it, Ive got 1. You chip in 2 dollars, I keep it for tonight, and then you keep it for the other 2 nights!
Dan: Dammit Joe! Arnt we gonna save the world!
Joe: Shit naw, thats the worlds problem!
Dan: But we live on the world!
Joe: Thats just a matter of perspective and what you define as "The World"
Dan: Come on man, we gotta take down Miyamoto's evil scheme!
????: I might be of service....
Dan: Who's there?
Joe: It came from the Gay Porn section
????: Huh? Oh no no, thats just a strange consciedence! Its not my fault the Gay Porn is in between the Fat And/Or Old Section and the Beastality
Dan: Oh, well you really saved face there didnt you
????: Cut the crap, you want to save the world or not?
Dan: Yeah
????: Well then come over here
Joe: No no no, you come over here Gay Porn Man!
????: Im not looking at that!
Joe: Then you wont mind coming over here...
????: Very well...... *DUM DUM DUM*
Dan and Joe: BILL GATES
Bill Gates: Thats right, and Ive got the perfect solution to your problem...
Dan: Wait, how do we know we can trust you?
Bill Gates: Im Bill Gates, you can trust me!
Joe: Strike one Billy-bob, try again...
Bill Gates: Well, if you cant trust me, then trust.... MY MONEY *flashes a handfull of million bazillion dollar bills*
Joe: SOLD!
Dan: *elbows Joe in the stomach* We cant be bought, strike two Bobby
Joe: Who you kiddin? Fucking Homerun!
Dan: Shush!
Bill Gates: Look, I cant make my money if the world is ran by Nintendo, I just want to make sure they dont take over the world, I value my freedom just as much as you!
Dan: Keep talking Bubba
Joe: Skip to the money part
Bill Gates: Well *takes out a green disk from his coat* All you need to do is put this disk into Nintendo's machine, and it will backfire. The world will return to its normal sexually driven and violent rampant self, and everyone will like games with guns and women with big boobies in it.
Joe: And we will be millionares!
Dan: Hmmm, ok, we'll do it, but how do we get back inside, Biggity Biggity Bill Bill Booby?
Bill Gates: There is a press conference tonight where Miyamoto will showcase his new games, I just happen to have some press passes right here...
*In a lab in Nintendo HQ*
Lab Tech: Miyamotasamasimiblahblahsama, our progress is going well, we have converted over 80 percent of the fighters
M: Excellent, now give me a progress report...
Lab Tech: Ok uh....... we have converted over 80 percent of the fighters
M: What is this one here look bad shape! *points at Terry*
Lab Tec: Its difficult to convert them sir. They put up quite a resistant, they werent as easy as these.....
*Kyo and Benimaru are singing YMCA*
M: And.... this pretty one? *looks at Mai*
Mai: *chained up topless on a scientific looking wall thing*
Lab Tech: We were about to begin her procedures *two sucking cups grab ahold of her breasts
Mai: Procedures? What about my anstetic? Ummm, not that I know about how these procedures are done...
Lab Tech: Dont worry, the only thing this will hurt is your pride, right Miyamotosamamablahsimisamahiddeyho?
M: *is playing with himself*
Lab: MIYAMOTO!
M: Hmm? Oh, me so sorry, this story almost is lemon! Get underway, I have a press conference!
Lab Tech: Yes! *presses a few buttons*
Mai: What the? *her boobs get smaller as a large glass container beside her fills up with a liquid* NNNOOOOO!
Lab Tech: Yes, we cant have the new star of smash brothers be in such skimpy clothes, you will be shrank so you can fit into a giant pink dress! And then nobody will ever see your panties ever again! AH HAHAHAHA!
Mai: NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!
*Miyamoto is holding a press conference about his upcoming games, and is showing them off. Dan and Joe have snuck into the conference in an attempt to inflitrate the compound*
Miyamoto: So you see, we decided to use this format for Legend of Zelda to use emotional expressions on the characters. See, here Link is visiably afraid of being shot out of the cannon...
Dan: Excuse me sir, in this early build of the game, it looks like the hero is a pussy, will this be fixed in the final version?
Miyamoto: Pussy? What is this pussy?
Joe: You know, he's a pussy. A Vagina. Something ment for fucking.
M: Yes we enjoy this much so. Love love! Next gaming! Here look. We talk competition. Xbox, all Xbox have is First Person shooter! Nobody like First Person shooter. Why people by Xbox First Person shooter very bad bad thing. We have good games like Metroid! Metroid is much to revolutionize games! First person Perspective! It is new and very new and shiney thing! You like all game I tell you to! Ha ha ha!
Dan: Enough talk! *rips press tag off* Im really Dan Hibiki!
Joe: And Im... Joe Higashi! *rips tag off*
M: OOooooo. I am scared like virgin schoolboy at Space World! DIE! *presses button*
*A Door Opens and in comes Terry, Rock, Ryu, and Iori*
Joe: Guys! Thank god!
M: Look again
Dan: Joe, their eyes!
*They have cube eyes*
Joe: The bastards got to them!
Dan: What are we going to do?
M: Ha ha ha ha! Now you are to feel Easy Operation!
Terry: Power Wave! Power Wave! Power Wave!
Ryu: Hadoken! Hadoken! Hadoken!
Joe: No sweat, seems like they are just fireball scrubs.... *jumps over Power Wave*
Dan: En Garde! *rushes Ryu*
Terry: Rising Tackle!
Joe: Blargh! *gets knocked down*
M: Hee hee hee, hah hah hah!
Joe: Damn, they are so fast....
Dan: *is knocked backwards next to Joe* Gah! They seem to have instantaneous special moves! Its like the combination of your local scrub, with the tact of an expert!
Iori: Doushita!
Rock: Shiney Knuckles! Bling Bling!
Dan: *evades Iori's projectile* Got you! *punches*
Iori: *parries* Hiya! *cuts Dan*
Joe: Screw Uppah! *screw uppers Kim*
Iori: *blocks, and grows stronger*
Dan: They have all styles's strengths, none of their weaknesses!
Joe: *is grabbed by Terry and beaten up*
Dan: *fights off Ryu and Rock, but is overcome and knocked backward with a Roundhouse*
Joe: Looks like this is it Dan, beaten down like a couple of pussies...
Dan: Pussies! Thats it! *gleam in his eyes*
Joe: What?
Dan: Our only chance....
Rock: Shiney Knuckles!
Dan: *grabs fist* Rock! Think! Think about the Poon!
Rock: Poon?
Joe: I got ya Dan..... yo Terry! *runs over to Terry*
Rock: What is Poon?
Dan: You remember... remember Lilith, Morrigan, and Ran!
Rock: Poon? *head starts sparking*
Dan: Yes! The Poon!
Rock: Uhhh... *back of head explodes as the controll system fails* Ahhh! *rubs back of head* Where, am I? Dan?
M: Noooooo! Im finished! Im outta here!
Joe: Terry! Dont fight me! Your fighting for the wrong side, if you win, then you'll never get laid ever again! Dont you remember what its like to get laid?
Terry: Uhhh... yeah, *head sparks*
Joe: Remember Blue Mary?
Terry: Mary? *head sparks and pops* Mary! I remember!
Joe: Remember how tight she is?
Terry: Yes!
Joe: And how she can do that thing with her ass?
Terry: Uhh, yeah Joe
Joe: And how she knows just when to squeeze her ....
Terry: JOE! I GOT IT! IM GOOD!
Iori: *rushes the group* Ill destroy you!
Dan: No! You want to kill Kyo!
Iori: Kyo?
Joe: You hate him!
Iori: Hate? Hate is bad!
Joe: Nnnnooo, Hate is good... without hatred, your character concept is nothing!
Iori: Your right! *Head pops* Im free again!
Ryu: Shinku Hadoken!
Dan: Look out! *Dan, Joe, Terry, ROck, and Iori jump for cover as the hadoken explodes where they where*
Joe: Ryu! No! Remember the Poon!
Ryu: Poon? There is no Poon, only the fight! Poon is for Pussies! HADOKEN!
Joe: *gets hit* Blargh!
Dan: Damn, I dont think we can affect him, he has no personality... no weakness to mind control!
Iori: I guess we should just kill him then...
Terry: Good Idea, Dan, you and Joe go stop Miyamoto, we will murder Ryu!
Dan: Uhh, ok, Yo Joe! Time to Roll!
Joe: Right Behind you!
*and so, Dan and Joe rush off to Miyamoto's Inner Sanctum, while Ryu is pounced upon by superior numbers*
Miyamoto: *rushes into his inner sanctum* No! Jig is upwards! Guile! Protect me!
Guile: *escapes*
Miyamoto: Nooo! Guile! You have deserted me!
*Door slides open and two lone figures run in*
Dan: Miyamoto! This in the end of the road!
Joe: Yeah, get ready, we are about to give you a first hand look at violence!
Dan: *cracks knuckles* This Ass Beating has been rated M for Mature!
M: HAHAHA *Throws head up and laughes, then suddenly is back to solemn expression* Yes, I think the Ass Beating is rated M, but the assbeating is that of belonging to YOU! *holds his hands up, and the finger tips begin to smoke*
Dan: Joe, Ill go right, you go left
Joe: Got it
M: DIE! *points fingers towards Heroes, bouncing fireballs erupting from them* BLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIP!
Dan: Scatter! *dodges left*
Joe: *Dodges right, bump into Dan as their surrondings explode*
Dan: What are you doing!
Joe: You said go right!
Dan: No time to debate! Incoming!
*Dozens of Fireballs are fired, knocking holes into the walls and floor*
M: Hee hee hee! BLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIP!
Joe: *ducks behind a desk* Huh? *catches a glimps of a machine out of the corner of his eye*
Joe: Dan! Its the Main Device over there, Im gonna make a run for the disk! *dashes*
M: No you dont! BLIPBLIPBLIPBLIP!
Joe: *gets hit by fireballs* Argh!
Dan: *rushes M from behind* Saikyo-yu-OGGI!
M: What? BLIPBLIPBLIP
Dan: Gadoken Gadoken! *cancels fireballs*
M: Impressive!
Dan: Hiyah! *does a quick flurry of punches and kicks, blocked by Miyamoto*
M: HAHAHA!
Dan: Damn! Ill destract him, Joe, switch the Disks!
Joe: Dont be stupid man, if we die, we die together!
Dan: *is giving Miyamoto everything hes got* Huh...... WHAT? JUST DO IT!
Miyamoto: Your distracted! DIE! BLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIP!
Dan: *is hit with a flurry of fireballs* OOOOOUUUUYYYAAAAAJIIIIIII!!!!
Joe: DAN!!!!
M: HAHAHAHA! A WINNER IS ME!
Joe: Why you..... *rushes Miyamoto*
M: Oh yeah? Show me your power! BLIPBLIPBLIP!
Joe: *counters and slaps*
M: Ow! What? *punches*
Joe: *counters and slaps*
M: Grrr *roundhouse kicks*
Joe: *counters and slaps*
M: *Moonsaults*
Joe: *counters and slaps*
Miyamoto: *Chicken Wing Suplexes*
Joe: *counters and slaps*
M: *reverse Gut Buster*
Joe: *counters and slaps*
M: *Windmill backbreaker*
Joe: *counters and slaps*
Joe: Had enough?
M: No, im only getting started, COUNTER THIS! *drop kicks*
Joe: *counters and slaps*
M: *COUNTERS AND SLAPS*
Joe: ARGH! How could he analyse my moves, in the middle of my Counter and Slap?
M: Your finished! *begins autocombo*
Joe: Blargh!
M: *holds Joe by his head* And now, for the final blow...
Dan: WAIT! *gets up to one knee*
M: You again? You want more? *tosses Joe away*
Dan: *reaches into his vest* Dont count me out yet....
M: How can I not? Your style is weak, you thought you escaped my grasp before, but the truth is I didnt want you to join my army!
Dan: What?
M: Thats right, I spared you and your friend, we would actually LOSE money by fitting you with Cube Upgrades!
Dan: *begins to chuckle*
M: What? What is so funny? I have defeated you and your friend, your death is at hand, and you laugh?
Dan: Im afraid its... YOUR DEATH AT HAND
M: No, Im sure that the death at hand DOESNT BELONG TO ME!
Dan: The only way you could kill me is to MELODRAMA ME TO DEATH!
M: SILENCE FOOL!
Dan: NO YOU BE SILENT! *background flashes diffrent colors* SAIKYO POWAH! *takes red sunglasses out of vest and flicks them open*
M: What the?
Dan: *puts on Sunglasses and is consumed by a light from above*
Captain Saikyo: CAPTAIN SAIKYO!
M: Oh what kinda lame DBZ mess is this? Die... BLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIP
Saikyo: SAIKYO FIYAHH! *Saikyo's flames consume the fireballs*
M: What the? Impossible!
Saikyo: *runs in* SAIKYO GLITCH THROW! *grabs Miyamoto*
Saikyo: YYYAAAHHHH!!!! *electrocutes Miyamoto*
Miyamoto: ARGH!! *is shocked to death*
Miyamoto: BARF! *dies*
Saikyo: YAHOOI!
Joe: *springs up* Yeah! We did it! Yahooi! *dances over Miyamoto's corpse*
Saikyo: *dances over Miyamoto's corpse*
Joe: Dan, wait, lets not forget what we came to do
Saikyo: Yes, the disk
Joe: *walks up to the machine and opens the disk drive*
Saikyo: Time, to end it all
Joe: Yup *takes out the Disk with a Green X on it* Here goes nothing *puts disk in tray and is about to press the button*
Saikyo: WAIT!!!
Joe: What?
Saikyo: Dont do it, I mean, think about it. If we put Bill's disk in, sure, Nintendo will lose, but then we will be doomed to play First Person Shooters and Fan Service games until eternity! We will be consumed with Violence, Sex, and 3d Fighters!
Joe: Yeah, whats your point?
Saikyo: The world isnt only about FPS and Sexy characters, if we stick that disk in, we will just be trading one evil empire for another...
Joe: Then what should we do?
Saikyo: Destroy it!!!! Stand back! *raises hands* SAIKYO.... *out of nowhere, Yuri, Sakura, and Baiken jump beside Dan*
ALL: SWWOORRRDDAAAHHH!!!! *slices the machine with a giant beam of light*
Machine: Doh! *blows up*
*Yuri, Sakura, and baiken jump back into the nowhere they came from*
Captain Saikyo: Well thats that, lets go home!
Joe: Yeah, and completely ignore that giant dust cload we made, because nothing could be left standing, after all
Saikyo: You got it! *they begin to walk away*
????: HAHAHAHAHA!
Saikyo: What the?
*giant footsteps sound off*
Joe: Crap....
Giant Robo-Miyamoto Sunshine: You fool! Now you will pay for destroying my creation! SUNSHINE BEAM! *fires a beam of energy from his hand*
Saikyo: You surprise me Miyamoto! SAIKYO FIYAH! *flames hit RoboM, but have no effect*
RoboM: Ha ha ha! *tries to step on Saikyo*
Saikyo: SAIKYO CORRIDAH! *lighting strikes the foot*
RoboM: Grrr, How annoying! *fires a volley of beams, obliterating the wall and structure*
*a few days later, at the Eeeeasssyy Operation tournament arena*
Dan: *looking at the crowd* This is bad....
Joe: Damn, there are more kids here than rough spots on my nut rag!
*Children mill about talking amongst themselves as Dan and Joe look upon the ring*
Joe: Oh well, lets make our way to the ring, get this over with
Dan: *grabs shoulder* What, Joe, I sense something...
Joe: Eh? What?
Dan: Something isnt right here, Hmmmm. Easy Operation.... where have I heard that before?
*High above the arena in the control room*
Guile: Reasy Operation, waa waa waa haa! Re rerrly gonna get those guys... right Miraroto?
Miyamoto: Ooooo, lucky day! We weelly gonna destwoy these stupid fools! Ahh hahhahaha, me laughing forever. Ah hahahaha
Guile: Res grab rem all and make them rice for roll family! I family ran!
Dan: Lets just hang back in this crowd for a bit, and see how this stuff goes...
Joe: Ok, but how are we gonna blend in in this crowd of kids sitting indian style on what appears to be some sort of storytime carpet?
Dan: Just kill a kid and take his clothes.... *grabs a kid*
Joe: We gotta kill them?
Dan: Huh? No of course not just knock them out
Kid: *squeals*
Dan: *kick kid in the teeth*
Joe: But you said Kill
Dan: No I didnt your hearing things
*Dan and Joe are in a back hallway, Dan in exactly what he was wearing before except with an Ash cap on, Joe in a pikachu costume*
Joe: This little costume aint funny man, Its way to small
Dan: *is beating his kid in the face*
Joe: Dan, cut it out, he is just a kid
Dan: Dont let his cute little smile fool you, this little bastard will sell his mother for a Pikachu Playing Card...
Joe: but he doesnt have a cute smile anymore Dan, you knocked the poor bastard's teeth out....
*Kid's head then explodes*
Joe: Whoe! That kid was a robot!
Dan: A robot?
Joe: *examines a peice of debri* Yeah, made by.... Nintendo. It was pretty smart to go with your gut instict on this one Dan and kill the kid. Pretty sly that you knew it was a robot...
Dan: Robot? Uh..... yeah.
Joe: But, whats up with the robots?
*down the hall their is a scream*
Joe: That came...
Dan: ... from the locker room
*meanwhile, in the arena*
Terry: *pulling on gloves* Hey Rock, where is Mai?
Rock: I dunno, come to think of it, I dont see any of the chicks here
Terry: What the hell? This isnt my hat! *looks at hat: It has a large "M" on it*
Rock: Shh... do you hear something?
Terry: *looks out into the audience*
*All the children are dead silent and watching the fighters around the center of the ring*
Terry: Ooooohhhh shit..... *backs up*
Iori: *bumps back to back with Terry* This, doesnt look good
Kim: *appearing alongside them* Their eyes, for gods sake look at their eyes!
Rock: They are cube shaped!
Terry: But thats impossible!
Cubeboy: ATTACK!
Rock: CRAP!
*thousands of children attack the contenders of the tournament*
*back in the halls*
Dan: *shh, quietly*
Joe: *yeah yeah*
*the duo sneaks down the corridor*
Dan: What in these room?
*Dan opens a door and peers into the room*
*Inside, there is a normal guy sitting in a chair with a tiny video game controller in his hands, a gamecube controller*
Joe: The hell?
TV: Luigi: Mario? Mario?
Dan: Joe, look over there....
*There are two people in lab coats working on computers*
Woman: Sexual Urges?
Man: .1 percent...
Woman: Response to Gore factor?
Man: 0.0 percent..
Woman: Mature themes
Man: 0.0, wait, 0.01 percent
Woman: Excellent, well within acceptable Parameters.... Inititate Protocol Cube
Dan: What?
*The Gamecube system suddenly shoots out some arms and grabs ahold of the guy's head, and then jump at it and bites his face, murging with the guys head*
Joe: Jesus!
Woman: Transformation underway
*The guy slowly shrinks down, and in a few moments he is a little child with Cube eyes*
Dan: *busting in* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Woman: Ahh, Ash, just in time to see the latest recruit?
Joe: Recruit?
Man and Woman: *stare at Joe*
Joe: I mean, Pikachu
Dan: What kinda recruit?
Woman: Hahaha, your kidding, pretending that you dont know about Miyamoto's plan to take over the world by subjecting all adults to the Gamecube, reducing all sexual and violent urges, transforming them into the little gamecube robot kid hybrids you see before you to go forth and buy thousands of pokemon games and cards. With the entire population of 16-28 year old children tied up at oogling collectable cards, that means that the internet porn rings will be destroyed, and when they fall, the entire internet will go out of buisness, and the world of children will turn to Poke-net, a world wide web of Pokemon and Nintendo merchandise, that will eventually make the entire world little robots, and Miyamoto will rule the world!!!
Dan: ...... go on, your doing fine
Woman: The only peice of the puzzle is that more people are needed on the Gamecube, so Miyamoto has replaced the braindead robots that are Capcom's main bourd members with braindead robots that are under HIS control. And now, all of the Street Fighter have been abducted and are going through treatment processes to become soldier in the Nintendo Army! HAHAHAHA!
Joe: Nice touch with the laugh...
Dan: But how does someone stop you.... I mean us
Man: No one can, its impossible
Joe: Come on, there has to be a way
Woman: *looks at Joe*
Joe: I mean, Pikachu!
Dan: Come on, where is the hole! You got to tell us or it wouldnt be fair!
Woman: I dont think your Ash at all! Your an imposter! Ill never tell you that the only way to stop the plan is to switch out the program disk in the main super gamecube in Miyamoto's lair!
Dan: oh, really? Well dang, gosh darn it, I guess we better leave now...
Joe: Before we use anymore evil villian cliches....
Dan: Unless you have any other evil plot disableing information for us...
Man: Well, there are the plans of converting all the heroes.. you see we are going to....
Woman: SHUT UP! Dont give them information stupid
Man: Why not? You gave them the whole plan, you think your better than me?
Woman: Your letting them escape!
Man: Oh, IM letting them escape, oh yeah right, your the one that fell for their lame disguises...
Woman: Just sound the ALARM!
Man: No. Im done taking orders from you! I should be number 2! Not you! I am infinatly so more competent!
Woman: SOUND THE ALARM!
Man: You sound it
Woman: I cant! Im the boss here, your the one to press the button!
Man: Not anymore, you do it!
Woman: We are going to have a long talk ....
*The door opens and Mr. Miyamoto (hence forth known as "M" for sake of my little fingers)*
Miyamoto: Oooo rat is we going on in heres!
Woman: Miyomotablasama! I was just telling Man here to sound the alarm
Man: Im not going to do it! She is a bitch!
M: Ooooooo confuscious say, Man who not sound alarm for woman suprereriors, must be punished!
Man: No he didnt, I was a philosophy major
M: Roo DIE!!! *points at Man*
Man: Ahh! *jumps* ..... *stands there* Is, something suppose to happen now?
M: Roo DIE!!! *points at Man*
Man: *looks around* Am I standing on a trap door?
M: DIE!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!
Man: Look, Im just gonna get outta here... *begins to walk away*
M: RUN! RUN AND DIE! I must to completed my actions of the day!
*In the Girl's locker room*
Yuri: *adjusting her jump suit*
Mai: Hey Yuri, could you help me tie my suit back?
Yuri: Sure Mai....
King: I think Ill sport the grey suit..... *posing in the mirror, mimicing Micheal Jackson in Smooth Criminal*
*Peach? walks into the dressing room*
Sakura: Hello, you must be Princess Toadstool
Peach?: What? Yes much so. I am to do with the Peach. Ha Ha. Silly Girl.
Maki: Ummmmm.. kay
Chun Li: *whispering to mai* Hey Mai, do you remembering Peach having a mustache and glasses?
Mai: No, no I dont
Peach?: Congradulations. Please ate this the Cupcakes making of myself!
Sakura: Ok, thanks
*the girls begin to eat the cupcakes*
Mai: Um, no thanks Peach, I need to watch my weight...
Peach?: CUPCAKES FOR YOU GO NOW! *throws cupcakes*
Mai: *watches as the cupcake skitters along the floor, inches from Peach?'s feet*
Mai: You throw like an 80 year old pedophiliac Game developer...
Chun Li: *striking a dramatic pose in front of Mai* I dont think your Peach at all, much less Princess Toadstool!
Peach?: A winner is you! But frighting, your friends are join the nintendo fun club!! Ha ha!
Chun Li: What? *all the other girls are knocked out*
Peach?: There is no escape!
Mai: Nnnnooo!
*outside the arena Dan and Joe have escaped*
Dan: Damn, what are we gonna do? It looks like we are the only ones that made it out...
Joe: I think I got a plan... to the Porn Store!
Dan: Porn store? Whats there?
Joe: Porn, what do you think?
Dan: Well I know, but whats the plan?
Joe: When you see it, it will all be clear
*meanwhile, down in the depts of the Nintendo Dungeon, the male heroes have been gathered*
Iori: What the hell is going on?
Terry: I dunno, and I dont like it!
*Dr Mario entered the dungeon*
D.Mario: Ah yes, me see. I think we can work with some of these people. Others will need a complete overhaul
Rock: Whats he talking about Terry?
Terry: I dont know...
Mario: Yesa, that one will be the first of many! *points at Terry*
Terry: What!
Rock: Terry!
*hordes of little children come in and swarm Terry*
Kim: Dont let them take him! *kicks kid as it explodes in circuits and gore*
Rocky: Shiney Knuckles! Bling Bling! *carves holes in a few kids*
Ken: There are too many of the little bastards!! *kicks the head off one and throws another*
Terry: Blargh! *gets dragged out*
Dr.Mario: Dont worry, Ill be back for all of you, tee hee hee
Rock: Dammit! What are you going to do to Terry!
????: You dont want to know
Rock: What? Who are you? Show yourself!
????: Its no use trying to fight, they are too powerful...
Kim: Ill be the judge of that!
????: I was once a star. But then I was approached by Miyamoto's flunkies, they wanted me to play ball, sell out. I told'em I wasn't for sale. So they stuck me in here to rot, and they replaced me with a evil robot....
Iori: But who are you?
????: *stepping out from the Shadows*
Rock: I know you... your Zelda right!
Link: NO DAMMIT! MY NAME IS LINK! ZELDA IS THE NAME OF THE GAME, NOT ME!
????: I am Zelda... *steps out from the shadows too*
Rock: *whistles*
Iori: Hot mama sitah!
Kim: Shwing!
Kyo: Eh, Im not into chicks
Ken: Woo woo woo! Love the elf look hun!
Benimaru: Nice dress!
Zelda: Thanks, but it looks like me and Link will never see the light of day
Link: Yeah, they didnt change us....
Rock: Change?
Zelda: Yes, they have some kinda of procedure, they can change a person, make them nice, friendly, innocent
Link: A twisted version of themselves
Rock: Why didnt they change you?
Link: We are still of use, they make us compete in their Smash Brothers tourney's to fight for our lives for their amusment...
Rock: Tournament? If you win do you get your freedom?
Link: No, just the satisfaction of defeating our captors. Then its back in here
Zelda: Dont worry hun *hugs Link* We will be set free, some how, some way....
*Back outside, at the porn shop*
Joe: Hmm, where is it?
Dan: Hey, Ebony Ass Bangers #25 Alpha! I luv me some hot choclate! What else we got here, toying chicks, hmmm, lesbians, Asians, Asian Lesbians, Asians with toys.... ACK! *suddenly panics and looks at the ceiling*
Joe: Accidently walk into the gay porn section Dan?
Dan: Uh no! I mean, yes, by accident! I mean....
Joe: Stifle it Dan, we are here for a purpose
Dan: And that is?
Joe: Here! Behold! Our salvation is at hand! *indicates an item*
Dan: ...... Joe, I fail to see how our salvation is 64DD Backdoor Barnyard Extravaganza
Joe: Dont you see? It costs 3 bucks to rent it, Ive got 1. You chip in 2 dollars, I keep it for tonight, and then you keep it for the other 2 nights!
Dan: Dammit Joe! Arnt we gonna save the world!
Joe: Shit naw, thats the worlds problem!
Dan: But we live on the world!
Joe: Thats just a matter of perspective and what you define as "The World"
Dan: Come on man, we gotta take down Miyamoto's evil scheme!
????: I might be of service....
Dan: Who's there?
Joe: It came from the Gay Porn section
????: Huh? Oh no no, thats just a strange consciedence! Its not my fault the Gay Porn is in between the Fat And/Or Old Section and the Beastality
Dan: Oh, well you really saved face there didnt you
????: Cut the crap, you want to save the world or not?
Dan: Yeah
????: Well then come over here
Joe: No no no, you come over here Gay Porn Man!
????: Im not looking at that!
Joe: Then you wont mind coming over here...
????: Very well...... *DUM DUM DUM*
Dan and Joe: BILL GATES
Bill Gates: Thats right, and Ive got the perfect solution to your problem...
Dan: Wait, how do we know we can trust you?
Bill Gates: Im Bill Gates, you can trust me!
Joe: Strike one Billy-bob, try again...
Bill Gates: Well, if you cant trust me, then trust.... MY MONEY *flashes a handfull of million bazillion dollar bills*
Joe: SOLD!
Dan: *elbows Joe in the stomach* We cant be bought, strike two Bobby
Joe: Who you kiddin? Fucking Homerun!
Dan: Shush!
Bill Gates: Look, I cant make my money if the world is ran by Nintendo, I just want to make sure they dont take over the world, I value my freedom just as much as you!
Dan: Keep talking Bubba
Joe: Skip to the money part
Bill Gates: Well *takes out a green disk from his coat* All you need to do is put this disk into Nintendo's machine, and it will backfire. The world will return to its normal sexually driven and violent rampant self, and everyone will like games with guns and women with big boobies in it.
Joe: And we will be millionares!
Dan: Hmmm, ok, we'll do it, but how do we get back inside, Biggity Biggity Bill Bill Booby?
Bill Gates: There is a press conference tonight where Miyamoto will showcase his new games, I just happen to have some press passes right here...
*In a lab in Nintendo HQ*
Lab Tech: Miyamotasamasimiblahblahsama, our progress is going well, we have converted over 80 percent of the fighters
M: Excellent, now give me a progress report...
Lab Tech: Ok uh....... we have converted over 80 percent of the fighters
M: What is this one here look bad shape! *points at Terry*
Lab Tec: Its difficult to convert them sir. They put up quite a resistant, they werent as easy as these.....
*Kyo and Benimaru are singing YMCA*
M: And.... this pretty one? *looks at Mai*
Mai: *chained up topless on a scientific looking wall thing*
Lab Tech: We were about to begin her procedures *two sucking cups grab ahold of her breasts
Mai: Procedures? What about my anstetic? Ummm, not that I know about how these procedures are done...
Lab Tech: Dont worry, the only thing this will hurt is your pride, right Miyamotosamamablahsimisamahiddeyho?
M: *is playing with himself*
Lab: MIYAMOTO!
M: Hmm? Oh, me so sorry, this story almost is lemon! Get underway, I have a press conference!
Lab Tech: Yes! *presses a few buttons*
Mai: What the? *her boobs get smaller as a large glass container beside her fills up with a liquid* NNNOOOOO!
Lab Tech: Yes, we cant have the new star of smash brothers be in such skimpy clothes, you will be shrank so you can fit into a giant pink dress! And then nobody will ever see your panties ever again! AH HAHAHAHA!
Mai: NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!
*Miyamoto is holding a press conference about his upcoming games, and is showing them off. Dan and Joe have snuck into the conference in an attempt to inflitrate the compound*
Miyamoto: So you see, we decided to use this format for Legend of Zelda to use emotional expressions on the characters. See, here Link is visiably afraid of being shot out of the cannon...
Dan: Excuse me sir, in this early build of the game, it looks like the hero is a pussy, will this be fixed in the final version?
Miyamoto: Pussy? What is this pussy?
Joe: You know, he's a pussy. A Vagina. Something ment for fucking.
M: Yes we enjoy this much so. Love love! Next gaming! Here look. We talk competition. Xbox, all Xbox have is First Person shooter! Nobody like First Person shooter. Why people by Xbox First Person shooter very bad bad thing. We have good games like Metroid! Metroid is much to revolutionize games! First person Perspective! It is new and very new and shiney thing! You like all game I tell you to! Ha ha ha!
Dan: Enough talk! *rips press tag off* Im really Dan Hibiki!
Joe: And Im... Joe Higashi! *rips tag off*
M: OOooooo. I am scared like virgin schoolboy at Space World! DIE! *presses button*
*A Door Opens and in comes Terry, Rock, Ryu, and Iori*
Joe: Guys! Thank god!
M: Look again
Dan: Joe, their eyes!
*They have cube eyes*
Joe: The bastards got to them!
Dan: What are we going to do?
M: Ha ha ha ha! Now you are to feel Easy Operation!
Terry: Power Wave! Power Wave! Power Wave!
Ryu: Hadoken! Hadoken! Hadoken!
Joe: No sweat, seems like they are just fireball scrubs.... *jumps over Power Wave*
Dan: En Garde! *rushes Ryu*
Terry: Rising Tackle!
Joe: Blargh! *gets knocked down*
M: Hee hee hee, hah hah hah!
Joe: Damn, they are so fast....
Dan: *is knocked backwards next to Joe* Gah! They seem to have instantaneous special moves! Its like the combination of your local scrub, with the tact of an expert!
Iori: Doushita!
Rock: Shiney Knuckles! Bling Bling!
Dan: *evades Iori's projectile* Got you! *punches*
Iori: *parries* Hiya! *cuts Dan*
Joe: Screw Uppah! *screw uppers Kim*
Iori: *blocks, and grows stronger*
Dan: They have all styles's strengths, none of their weaknesses!
Joe: *is grabbed by Terry and beaten up*
Dan: *fights off Ryu and Rock, but is overcome and knocked backward with a Roundhouse*
Joe: Looks like this is it Dan, beaten down like a couple of pussies...
Dan: Pussies! Thats it! *gleam in his eyes*
Joe: What?
Dan: Our only chance....
Rock: Shiney Knuckles!
Dan: *grabs fist* Rock! Think! Think about the Poon!
Rock: Poon?
Joe: I got ya Dan..... yo Terry! *runs over to Terry*
Rock: What is Poon?
Dan: You remember... remember Lilith, Morrigan, and Ran!
Rock: Poon? *head starts sparking*
Dan: Yes! The Poon!
Rock: Uhhh... *back of head explodes as the controll system fails* Ahhh! *rubs back of head* Where, am I? Dan?
M: Noooooo! Im finished! Im outta here!
Joe: Terry! Dont fight me! Your fighting for the wrong side, if you win, then you'll never get laid ever again! Dont you remember what its like to get laid?
Terry: Uhhh... yeah, *head sparks*
Joe: Remember Blue Mary?
Terry: Mary? *head sparks and pops* Mary! I remember!
Joe: Remember how tight she is?
Terry: Yes!
Joe: And how she can do that thing with her ass?
Terry: Uhh, yeah Joe
Joe: And how she knows just when to squeeze her ....
Terry: JOE! I GOT IT! IM GOOD!
Iori: *rushes the group* Ill destroy you!
Dan: No! You want to kill Kyo!
Iori: Kyo?
Joe: You hate him!
Iori: Hate? Hate is bad!
Joe: Nnnnooo, Hate is good... without hatred, your character concept is nothing!
Iori: Your right! *Head pops* Im free again!
Ryu: Shinku Hadoken!
Dan: Look out! *Dan, Joe, Terry, ROck, and Iori jump for cover as the hadoken explodes where they where*
Joe: Ryu! No! Remember the Poon!
Ryu: Poon? There is no Poon, only the fight! Poon is for Pussies! HADOKEN!
Joe: *gets hit* Blargh!
Dan: Damn, I dont think we can affect him, he has no personality... no weakness to mind control!
Iori: I guess we should just kill him then...
Terry: Good Idea, Dan, you and Joe go stop Miyamoto, we will murder Ryu!
Dan: Uhh, ok, Yo Joe! Time to Roll!
Joe: Right Behind you!
*and so, Dan and Joe rush off to Miyamoto's Inner Sanctum, while Ryu is pounced upon by superior numbers*
Miyamoto: *rushes into his inner sanctum* No! Jig is upwards! Guile! Protect me!
Guile: *escapes*
Miyamoto: Nooo! Guile! You have deserted me!
*Door slides open and two lone figures run in*
Dan: Miyamoto! This in the end of the road!
Joe: Yeah, get ready, we are about to give you a first hand look at violence!
Dan: *cracks knuckles* This Ass Beating has been rated M for Mature!
M: HAHAHA *Throws head up and laughes, then suddenly is back to solemn expression* Yes, I think the Ass Beating is rated M, but the assbeating is that of belonging to YOU! *holds his hands up, and the finger tips begin to smoke*
Dan: Joe, Ill go right, you go left
Joe: Got it
M: DIE! *points fingers towards Heroes, bouncing fireballs erupting from them* BLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIP!
Dan: Scatter! *dodges left*
Joe: *Dodges right, bump into Dan as their surrondings explode*
Dan: What are you doing!
Joe: You said go right!
Dan: No time to debate! Incoming!
*Dozens of Fireballs are fired, knocking holes into the walls and floor*
M: Hee hee hee! BLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIP!
Joe: *ducks behind a desk* Huh? *catches a glimps of a machine out of the corner of his eye*
Joe: Dan! Its the Main Device over there, Im gonna make a run for the disk! *dashes*
M: No you dont! BLIPBLIPBLIPBLIP!
Joe: *gets hit by fireballs* Argh!
Dan: *rushes M from behind* Saikyo-yu-OGGI!
M: What? BLIPBLIPBLIP
Dan: Gadoken Gadoken! *cancels fireballs*
M: Impressive!
Dan: Hiyah! *does a quick flurry of punches and kicks, blocked by Miyamoto*
M: HAHAHA!
Dan: Damn! Ill destract him, Joe, switch the Disks!
Joe: Dont be stupid man, if we die, we die together!
Dan: *is giving Miyamoto everything hes got* Huh...... WHAT? JUST DO IT!
Miyamoto: Your distracted! DIE! BLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIP!
Dan: *is hit with a flurry of fireballs* OOOOOUUUUYYYAAAAAJIIIIIII!!!!
Joe: DAN!!!!
M: HAHAHAHA! A WINNER IS ME!
Joe: Why you..... *rushes Miyamoto*
M: Oh yeah? Show me your power! BLIPBLIPBLIP!
Joe: *counters and slaps*
M: Ow! What? *punches*
Joe: *counters and slaps*
M: Grrr *roundhouse kicks*
Joe: *counters and slaps*
M: *Moonsaults*
Joe: *counters and slaps*
Miyamoto: *Chicken Wing Suplexes*
Joe: *counters and slaps*
M: *reverse Gut Buster*
Joe: *counters and slaps*
M: *Windmill backbreaker*
Joe: *counters and slaps*
Joe: Had enough?
M: No, im only getting started, COUNTER THIS! *drop kicks*
Joe: *counters and slaps*
M: *COUNTERS AND SLAPS*
Joe: ARGH! How could he analyse my moves, in the middle of my Counter and Slap?
M: Your finished! *begins autocombo*
Joe: Blargh!
M: *holds Joe by his head* And now, for the final blow...
Dan: WAIT! *gets up to one knee*
M: You again? You want more? *tosses Joe away*
Dan: *reaches into his vest* Dont count me out yet....
M: How can I not? Your style is weak, you thought you escaped my grasp before, but the truth is I didnt want you to join my army!
Dan: What?
M: Thats right, I spared you and your friend, we would actually LOSE money by fitting you with Cube Upgrades!
Dan: *begins to chuckle*
M: What? What is so funny? I have defeated you and your friend, your death is at hand, and you laugh?
Dan: Im afraid its... YOUR DEATH AT HAND
M: No, Im sure that the death at hand DOESNT BELONG TO ME!
Dan: The only way you could kill me is to MELODRAMA ME TO DEATH!
M: SILENCE FOOL!
Dan: NO YOU BE SILENT! *background flashes diffrent colors* SAIKYO POWAH! *takes red sunglasses out of vest and flicks them open*
M: What the?
Dan: *puts on Sunglasses and is consumed by a light from above*
Captain Saikyo: CAPTAIN SAIKYO!
M: Oh what kinda lame DBZ mess is this? Die... BLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIP
Saikyo: SAIKYO FIYAHH! *Saikyo's flames consume the fireballs*
M: What the? Impossible!
Saikyo: *runs in* SAIKYO GLITCH THROW! *grabs Miyamoto*
Saikyo: YYYAAAHHHH!!!! *electrocutes Miyamoto*
Miyamoto: ARGH!! *is shocked to death*
Miyamoto: BARF! *dies*
Saikyo: YAHOOI!
Joe: *springs up* Yeah! We did it! Yahooi! *dances over Miyamoto's corpse*
Saikyo: *dances over Miyamoto's corpse*
Joe: Dan, wait, lets not forget what we came to do
Saikyo: Yes, the disk
Joe: *walks up to the machine and opens the disk drive*
Saikyo: Time, to end it all
Joe: Yup *takes out the Disk with a Green X on it* Here goes nothing *puts disk in tray and is about to press the button*
Saikyo: WAIT!!!
Joe: What?
Saikyo: Dont do it, I mean, think about it. If we put Bill's disk in, sure, Nintendo will lose, but then we will be doomed to play First Person Shooters and Fan Service games until eternity! We will be consumed with Violence, Sex, and 3d Fighters!
Joe: Yeah, whats your point?
Saikyo: The world isnt only about FPS and Sexy characters, if we stick that disk in, we will just be trading one evil empire for another...
Joe: Then what should we do?
Saikyo: Destroy it!!!! Stand back! *raises hands* SAIKYO.... *out of nowhere, Yuri, Sakura, and Baiken jump beside Dan*
ALL: SWWOORRRDDAAAHHH!!!! *slices the machine with a giant beam of light*
Machine: Doh! *blows up*
*Yuri, Sakura, and baiken jump back into the nowhere they came from*
Captain Saikyo: Well thats that, lets go home!
Joe: Yeah, and completely ignore that giant dust cload we made, because nothing could be left standing, after all
Saikyo: You got it! *they begin to walk away*
????: HAHAHAHAHA!
Saikyo: What the?
*giant footsteps sound off*
Joe: Crap....
Giant Robo-Miyamoto Sunshine: You fool! Now you will pay for destroying my creation! SUNSHINE BEAM! *fires a beam of energy from his hand*
Saikyo: You surprise me Miyamoto! SAIKYO FIYAH! *flames hit RoboM, but have no effect*
RoboM: Ha ha ha! *tries to step on Saikyo*
Saikyo: SAIKYO CORRIDAH! *lighting strikes the foot*
RoboM: Grrr, How annoying! *fires a volley of beams, obliterating the wall and structure*